Sexy FAIL
Daniel Martin 
In here we post pictures and links to glamorous and attractive people doing stupid "sexy" shit that makes them look like idiots.
Case in point: this video by Lindsay Buckingham, an IMO very beautiful man who did a little too much coke before signing off on the storyboard for this disaster.
My favorite part is him pretending to run in slow-motion barefoot over a lawn as if high-stepping over a popular dog-park.
(I love the song, BTW)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 18, 2022 10:11 PM |
Who can forget this night at the Oscars with Angelina Jolie?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 20, 2022 12:15 AM |
This guy lived with his face in Blue Steel
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 20, 2022 12:22 AM |
OP, at 1:59 in your video, he looks like Tom Hideston. And he moves like he has a neurological disorder.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 20, 2022 12:23 AM |
R4, I will go on record as thinking he has a beautiful face and body in that video but I have no fucking idea what he thought he was doing.
"Let's choreograph this so it looks like I just took a leak on the third rail!"
But then Lindsay Buckingham and Good Decisions are not often in the same room together.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 20, 2022 12:25 AM |
Sean Connery's bondage-gear/adult diaper combo in Zardoz.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 20, 2022 12:29 AM |
^ Worst picture of Sean Connery ever
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 20, 2022 12:30 AM |
R6 Are you sure that's not an intentionally poorly photoshopped meme?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 20, 2022 12:31 AM |
Goop, Dominatrix.
That vagina-scented candle is going straight up your rear door, sailor!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 20, 2022 12:31 AM |
R8, Google Connery and Zardoz. It's the actual costume he wore for the first half of the film.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 20, 2022 12:32 AM |
Speaking of Tom Hiddleston...
The most uncool, unsexy picture in the history of the world
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 20, 2022 12:33 AM |
^ Hey, my wonky eye is very sexy
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 20, 2022 12:35 AM |
R10, holy shit.
And I say this as someone who think SJP can and could look quite attractive.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 20, 2022 12:35 AM |
NSFW Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu twofer!
Unsexiest double hand-job in the history of borderline gay porno!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 20, 2022 12:38 AM |
Yuk drink my old bath water
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 20, 2022 12:40 AM |
Zoe Kravitz leaves you wanting more in this black lace get-up.
And by "more" I mean "more clothing." "Please."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 20, 2022 12:41 AM |
^ If I were straight I think I'd find that VERY sexy
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 20, 2022 12:44 AM |
The handsome and charming Sigourney Weaver attempting to relive her sexy Helmut Newton days.
Love her to death, but....wrong.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 20, 2022 12:45 AM |
R19 I was also thinking that she looks good and that is the first photo here so far that isn't really a fail. I mean, compared with the Connery photo...
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 20, 2022 12:46 AM |
Really, R19 and R21? I think she's very pretty, but she looks about as comfortable in that thing as she would in a waffle iron.
And if you do not know how to stand in spike heels then do not wear them.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 20, 2022 12:47 AM |
^ I'll be the first to admit that I do not know how to stand in spike heels
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 20, 2022 12:49 AM |
Here's a hint, R23 - if you look as if you are about to slide off the fucking things, you are doing it wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 20, 2022 12:50 AM |
Lindsay was so fucking hot
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 20, 2022 12:52 AM |
Stevie Nicks kicked a girl in the cunt bone, you know.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 20, 2022 12:52 AM |
Ha! Bitch at R18 ees total amateur!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 20, 2022 12:54 AM |
I know it was done in jest, but this always freaks me out.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 20, 2022 12:54 AM |
R28 Actually that's very sexy. He's so hot in that movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 20, 2022 12:57 AM |
R4, speaking of whom...
He actually looks quite trim here. The film as a whole, however, is repulsive.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 20, 2022 12:59 AM |
@r27, That girl knows her way around a razor
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 20, 2022 1:02 AM |
This thread is not complete without marc Jacobs and his big ol' Pilgrim shoes.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 20, 2022 1:15 AM |
Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonight
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 20, 2022 1:18 AM |
More snatch-flashing. This time from serial offender, Chrissy Teigen.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 20, 2022 1:23 AM |
@r29, What are they doing?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 20, 2022 1:24 AM |
Having sex like a Cuisinart.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 20, 2022 1:30 AM |
More from hideous gash-flasher, Teigen
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 20, 2022 1:30 AM |
DL fave Rose McGowan shows us how she keeps her asshole clean.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 20, 2022 2:59 AM |
Madame X is the winner of this competition. Madame X would like to thank you for competing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 20, 2022 3:05 AM |
Vanky back in her modeling day (singular).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 20, 2022 3:05 AM |
Vanky's Daddy is even sexier than she is!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 20, 2022 3:06 AM |
HBO should have made a FM biopic 10 years ago and cast Matthew Rhys as Lindsey
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 20, 2022 3:09 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 20, 2022 3:17 AM |
Pretty much any picture of Madonna from the last 15 years
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 20, 2022 3:19 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 20, 2022 3:22 AM |
Lol r2!
I love this comment: “It looks like they're putting an old dog in the back of a car.”
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 20, 2022 3:32 AM |
Dumpy Babs who turns into a glamorous Babs that is supposedly so stunning she leaves her husband and college boys speechless with her sexy transformation.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 20, 2022 3:40 AM |
HAHAHAHAHAH R2, R49.
This bitch has a stage show?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 20, 2022 3:40 AM |
The only explanation for the Lindsay Buckingham video is that this was his only chance to convey to the world that his spirit animal is a spider monkey.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 20, 2022 3:41 AM |
That music video is so bad. Luckily music videos where losing their luster by the 90s. Some of the early music videos were so terrible they are laughable. Maybe this was his poorly executed homage to Kate Bush’s classic?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 20, 2022 3:48 AM |
The Lindsey Buckingham video is proof that music videos are ridiculous / offensive at their worst, and moronic at best. I just want the music. Here's my favorite LB video, the one from "D W Suite" (listen to "Bang the Drum," which comes after). They're my favorites of his songs, together comprising a tribute to recently deceased Beach Boys drummer, Dennis Wilson.
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 20, 2022 3:59 AM |
I didn’t even know they made music videos into the 90s. I remember watching this mess—and Lionel Richie’s Dancing on The Ceiling—realizing it was a dying promotional vehicle.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 20, 2022 4:01 AM |
Amanda Lear made this outfit work.
Monica Bellucci, darling, you are no Amanda Lear.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 20, 2022 4:02 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 20, 2022 4:10 AM |
Here's a tip, Tom Holland. If you are borrowing Robert Downey Jr's purple-tinted specs for your big night out, select your wardrobe BEFORE you put them on.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 20, 2022 4:11 AM |
Since you asked: No, I don't think you're sexy.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 20, 2022 4:17 AM |
Trump and Nixon-lover Roger Stone poses alongside sexy friend!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 20, 2022 4:27 AM |
Vairst Letty's whole modeling career
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 20, 2022 4:30 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 20, 2022 4:30 AM |
^ That's just creepy as in mother/son
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 20, 2022 4:45 AM |
When Ethan Hawke is frantically sketching Gwyneth Paltrow in Great Expectations and she pulls out her banana titties.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 20, 2022 5:13 AM |
R69 When was NPH in Vampire Lesbians of Sodom?
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 20, 2022 11:04 AM |
@r25, "Lindsay was so fucking hot "
Thank you, I've still "got it", don't you think?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 20, 2022 12:27 PM |
Someone do Kim Guilfoyle!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 20, 2022 6:55 PM |
"Someone do Kim Guilfoyle!!! "
Ok...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 20, 2022 7:21 PM |
Taron Egerton making fug faces while "dancing."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 20, 2022 7:33 PM |
Lens Dunham dolled up in sultry maribou, sequins, and stiletto heels.
"Tell me about it, stud!"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 20, 2022 7:46 PM |
^ Wow, I didn't know they made industrial strength stilettos
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 20, 2022 10:17 PM |
Watch out, that bitch will cut you!
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 21, 2022 12:34 AM |
The Gold, Silver and Bronze in the Sexy FAIL Olympics, ladies and gentlemen, Elton John's video for "I'm Still Standing" aka "I Love Being Fisted by Street Mimes."
Never have so many ostensibly sexy people looked so truly retarded.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 21, 2022 12:39 AM |
Drunk Islamophobic cunt Laura Loomer tries to pick up a Nazi.
Watch his cock invert mid-way.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 21, 2022 12:41 AM |
The Hoff.
The only way this picture could be better is if the dogs were somehow playing poker.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 21, 2022 12:43 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 21, 2022 12:49 AM |
Milo Donkeyteefs finally finds work as the drummer for Adam Ant.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 21, 2022 12:51 AM |
Most of Lauren Boebert's "modeling" photos
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 21, 2022 12:51 AM |
[quote]Lindsay was so fucking hot
Was it his eternal bitchface or cunty Trustafundian vibe that did it for you?
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 21, 2022 12:52 AM |
More Lens, this time trying out a Vargas-style cheesecake pose in a sexy cheetah print.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 21, 2022 1:01 AM |
[quote]More Lens, this time trying out a Vargas-style cheesecake pose in a sexy cheetah print.
It's ghastly! Simply ghastly!
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 21, 2022 2:31 AM |
R93...what the fuck is going on with that first album cover? Does the dude not actually have a dick?
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 21, 2022 6:44 AM |
^ This^, I looked at that for a full minute trying to figure out what's going on down there and still come up with, "I've never seen junk like that"
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 21, 2022 7:42 AM |
I sort of think Grace Jones actually pulls this off...but it's a very near thing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 21, 2022 7:41 PM |
Honey ,Grace can pull anything off ! Thats a truly fabulous diva .
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 21, 2022 7:54 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 21, 2022 7:57 PM |
"Robe Lowe looks tough! "
About as tough as a trustfund frat boy whose parents are out of town
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 21, 2022 8:24 PM |
These people DID NOT bring sexy back, nor did Justin Timberlake when he instigated that wardrobe malfunction, the biggest sexy fail ever!
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 21, 2022 8:33 PM |
Remember the time Fabio got goosed in public?
Yeah, not as sexy as it sounds.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 21, 2022 9:28 PM |
[quote]Remember the time Fabio got goosed in public?
Love the reaction of the blonde seated next to him.. "Ha ha ha, that's soooooo funny. Need a tissue, babe?"
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 21, 2022 9:57 PM |
At r93’s link it looks like the guy is wearing mauve colored underwear. I think Herbie Mann looks pretty sexy with his flute. But Gary—just no. You’re not Travolta.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 21, 2022 10:58 PM |
Peter Sarsgaard naked in Kinsey. I love him, I just wanted a little bit more.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 22, 2022 3:51 AM |
A vote for these two midgets and their booties.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 22, 2022 4:28 PM |
This in tongue-in-cheek and I'm also actually not sure it's a fail, but I decided to link to it, as it is the only time make-up artist and cult cameo Tom Savini is ever going to be voted, at least in the context of a DL thread, "better looking than Sean Connery".
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 22, 2022 4:44 PM |
Rob Lowe's "I'm a bad trust fund baby out on the town" look is not a fail. IFHH and ILHFMH all day, any day.
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 22, 2022 4:51 PM |
I agree. Rob Lowe looks good in that pic.
However, his “Let’s Rock!” in St. Elmo’s Fire was absolutely a sexy fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 22, 2022 5:38 PM |
All of those rightwing yapper's "headshots" for that terrible Israeli "modeling agency" Tommie, Candace the rest. Surely there is a page with all of them
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 22, 2022 5:47 PM |
Whoever directed this piece of trash obviously thought it was sexy and deep. It was neither.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 22, 2022 9:23 PM |
Britney's recent nude pics
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 22, 2022 11:32 PM |
@r117, warn people with a link to the future Madonna. Yikes!
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 23, 2022 3:56 AM |
R49 I thought I was the only one who read YouTube comments. Imagine that.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 19, 2022 10:18 AM |
Mostly for her facial expression:
"Later, I'm going to ram that award straight up his ass."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 5, 2022 4:41 AM |
For fuck's sake, Dempsey. At least allow yourself a little chub for full frontal.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 5, 2022 4:44 AM |
I almost think I like this one, but would hate to see anybody not Cher try to wear it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 5, 2022 4:46 AM |
[quote]More secksee Hiddles
The look on his face in those photos... 😂
I nominate " He was usually sexy but looked special needs and strung out on smack in this video" Jakob Dylan. Not sure who the creators thought this was going to appeal to.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 5, 2022 5:51 AM |
