BEAU MIRCHOFF - HOT Hairy Stud
Andrew Hansen
He's currently starring in Now Apocalypse on Starz, but his wattage is much hotter that his co-stars. Just look at that nest of otter fur. WOOF! I want to bury my mouth in his puckered hole so badly.
This thread is for all things BEAU! 😍
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 9, 2019 1:54 PM |
He looks like a Colt model. If he shaved, he'd be a megastar on Sean Cody.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 16, 2019 8:27 AM |
There was a strong rumor on DL that he is gay
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 16, 2019 8:27 AM |
Even though I prefer him hirsute, he does look quite spectacular when smooth.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 16, 2019 8:31 AM |
He's definitely attractive. He takes nice pictures on his Instagram as well.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 16, 2019 8:32 AM |
That's one beautiful cock. I'd love to eat up all of that jizz off his body and suck it off his body hair. He's one horny boy, that's for sure.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 16, 2019 10:04 AM |
STRAIGHT BOY FLAVOR OF THE WEEK
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 16, 2019 10:27 AM |
Oh, he's been flavorful for several years now. Keep up.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 16, 2019 10:29 AM |
I assume he was sexting with Tyler Posey at R7, then? They both have similar penises (and sex drive). I wonder which one of them leaked it as revenge porn.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 16, 2019 10:44 AM |
Wasn't he on Desperate Housewives? I wonder of Felicity Huffman tried to suck him off in exchange for a shot at a college education.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 16, 2019 11:30 AM |
[quote]I wonder of Felicity Huffman tried to suck him off in exchange for a shot at a college education.
Fuck. Are you cunts going to bore us with this for the next 30 years?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 16, 2019 11:40 AM |
If you live so long, R14.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 16, 2019 12:06 PM |
Wait, there's a video of Tyler Posey's dick?!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 16, 2019 12:55 PM |
Yup. The precum play is fun.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 16, 2019 12:56 PM |
Whoa. And Beau and Tyler sent these to each other? Or were they jerking off at the same time? I'm confused.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 16, 2019 12:59 PM |
R17 lives under a rock. And is apparently quite slow.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 16, 2019 1:00 PM |
What a cummy boy. I love guys like that. I constantly have my mouth on it
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 16, 2019 1:01 PM |
[quote]Whoa. And Beau and Tyler sent these to each other? Or were they jerking off at the same time? I'm confused.
That's just R12's wishful thinking.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 16, 2019 1:02 PM |
His IG is interesting. He doesn't seem to have a gf or bf, for that matter. Unless he's dating one of his costars. He is incredibly hairy though. That's a -HUGE- turn on for me
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 16, 2019 1:09 PM |
please please keep the hair! his body hair utterly MAKES HIM!..
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 16, 2019 2:06 PM |
Average mutilated dick; doesn't shoot cum beyond his pubes.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 16, 2019 2:40 PM |
Yeah, the dick wasn't all that impressive. Nice bod though.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 16, 2019 2:42 PM |
Beautiful face but that hairy, built chest is stunning
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 16, 2019 2:53 PM |
A few good spurts of jizz could make a right mess in this gorgeous spread of brown velvet.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 16, 2019 2:55 PM |
r29 He trimmed that chest hair way too much for the new show. Probably one of Araki's weird little requests.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 16, 2019 2:58 PM |
I’d blowhim and swallow his jizz.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 16, 2019 3:42 PM |
For some reason that GIF at R4 reminds me of a young Chris O’Donnell.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 16, 2019 3:54 PM |
He was dating the lead actress of the new Roswell for several years (they broke up a year or two ago)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 16, 2019 5:47 PM |
R29 on his last show he was waxed hairless so this is an improvement
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 16, 2019 5:50 PM |
The first thing I saw him in was in the pilot of Awkward where his character has this weird habit of smelling his armpits (checking if they smell) at random times.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 16, 2019 6:02 PM |
Awkward with his co-star Brett Davern.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 16, 2019 6:04 PM |
Same r35. I loved that show, but so glad he's passed playing High School and no more waxing
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 16, 2019 6:06 PM |
He's also on the Freeform show 'Good Trouble"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 16, 2019 6:12 PM |
He's super hot, but I don't think his leg muscles are in proportion to his upper body yet.
It's also laughable that he was cast as a trustafarian screenwriter.
Writers and intellectuals aren't usually that hot. They're sedentary dweebs mired in self doubt.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 16, 2019 6:21 PM |
It's that the whole joke...? That dumb beefcake has delusions of being a writer.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 16, 2019 6:25 PM |
So much for his Disney career.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 16, 2019 6:35 PM |
Isn't Freeform part of the Disney family?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 16, 2019 6:40 PM |
Damn. Some big ole balls on him.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 16, 2019 6:40 PM |
Exactly R39/R40 his character can't write but they string him along because...HOT
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 16, 2019 6:45 PM |
Dick seems small for his current build. No girth.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 16, 2019 8:51 PM |
Isn't it time for DL's resident Jew-hater to chime in?
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 16, 2019 9:02 PM |
R47– he’s busy fapping to Beau’s fapping video
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 16, 2019 9:24 PM |
His cock has a mushroom head but otherwise not so dramatic. Hot body though
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 16, 2019 9:59 PM |
You bitches are high.
He's below average looking on a good day.
And this picture was definitely not taken on a good day.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 16, 2019 10:02 PM |
[quote][R50] is insane
Hardly. I quite clearly see a below average random looking man.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 16, 2019 10:16 PM |
^^ I think he has some sorta spazzmosis there, r52
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 16, 2019 10:17 PM |
[quote]spazzmosis
A below average nonsensical word in a thread about a below average random looking man.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 16, 2019 10:21 PM |
God, he's as ugly as that Chalamet thing. He certainly resembles him, and trust me, that's no compliment.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 16, 2019 10:23 PM |
[Quote]God, he's as ugly as that Chalamet thing. He certainly resembles him,
They both are of Russian Jewish ancestry, but their bodies couldn't be more different.
Namely Beau has one, and Chalamet is a stick figure.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 16, 2019 10:36 PM |
I just watched the first episode of Now Apocalypse. Mirchoff is sexy AF in it.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 16, 2019 10:46 PM |
[quote]They both are of Russian Jewish ancestry, but their bodies couldn't be more different.
Nobody mentioned bodies, just ugly faces.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 16, 2019 10:46 PM |
Both being Russian Jews means they should have similar bodies??
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 16, 2019 10:57 PM |
He's adorable, love that fuzzy chest and boy friend sized cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 16, 2019 11:15 PM |
I’d be willing to do all it takes to make sure he’s never worn it. Yum Yum Yum
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 17, 2019 12:47 AM |
I’d hate fuck him just to hear him beg
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 17, 2019 12:59 AM |
I'd make him look in a mirror to make him beg to turn the mirror around.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 17, 2019 1:05 AM |
I would be the middle of a Beau and Scott Caan Short Hairy Stud sandwich.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 17, 2019 1:11 AM |
Not my cup of tea at all. But to each there own. Here is the link r24 asked for.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 17, 2019 1:40 AM |
That's a stage name. His real name is Jack Meoff.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 17, 2019 1:41 AM |
I wonder if he ever regrets getting the Wookie gene.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 17, 2019 1:44 AM |
Not a very nice dick. Kind of short and is reminiscent of the word "sticky".
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 17, 2019 1:47 AM |
He's a spunk dribbler. Pitiful, just pitiful.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 17, 2019 1:50 AM |
Cake face, I mean, gay face for daaaaaaays....
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 27, 2019 8:18 PM |
His sweet, musky manass on MY face?
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 27, 2019 9:37 PM |
He's delicious. Here's his hairy ass, courtesy of another DL poster.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 8, 2019 6:12 PM |
I think the Indian Guy on the show is more attractive.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 8, 2019 6:16 PM |
R77, they're both hot. Do they hook up on the show?
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 8, 2019 6:20 PM |
The Beau guy does have a HOT ass though.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 8, 2019 6:23 PM |
r78 They don't hook up, though they do kiss.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 8, 2019 6:23 PM |
Who is the guy he’s kissing in R80
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 8, 2019 6:42 PM |
So is he gay in real life?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 8, 2019 6:51 PM |
Nope, just when there's a cock in his mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 8, 2019 6:53 PM |
The guy he is kissing. My favorite from the show.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 8, 2019 6:54 PM |
Avan was sexy, but cutting those gorgeous locks is unforgivable
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 8, 2019 8:41 PM |
Beau said that he beats off alot. Like a few times a day.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 8, 2019 9:12 PM |
He’s a total man slut. Needs sex and needs it NOW
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 9, 2019 3:30 AM |
I'll give it to him anytime R95
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 9, 2019 5:34 AM |
Does anyone else here wonder if he has eaten his own cum?
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 9, 2019 10:14 AM |
Hot body small dick, a perfect bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 9, 2019 10:34 AM |
SMALL?! You people are ridiculous. And probably hung like turtles.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 9, 2019 11:47 AM |