From Craigslist Bay Area:

[bold]Remote LGBT+ Online Dating Ghostwriter & Calling Coach [/bold]

[quote]I have no LGBT+ friends and find it difficult to successfully chat with guys on dating apps, through texting, and through voice calls. There are two guys that I’m chatting with right now that I would like to meet soon. Your job is to help me meet them and maintain the relationships through texts and calls between in-person meet ups with them. After them, there will very likely be many more guys in the future.

[quote]GRAND GHOSTWRITER: As I chat with matches on dating apps, chat apps, and text them, for each message you will suggest how I should reply to the match. If I end up using your suggestion, or an edited version of it, I will pay you for each suggested message. If the chat is “live” or “active” (with back and forth messaging every few minutes), it will make sense for us to chat through a call while I text my potential match. For these 2-way calls, I will pay you an hourly rate, on top of any per message rate, rounded to the nearest minute.

[quote]CALLING COACH: Before I meet each match, we will schedule at least one voice call that works for me, my potential match, and you. I will call you, confirm that you’re ready, you will mute yourself, and I will call my potential match. You will give me live feedback through an app or text where you send me suggestions and feedback while I chat with my match. To type as fast as possible, you should probably use a computer for this. The app could be Discord, Telegram, Skype, or another similar app that has a desktop version. For these 3-way calls, I will pay you hourly, rounded to the nearest minute.

by Anonymous

reply 5

April 28, 2022 12:52 AM

This will end in tears -- in his lazy asshole.

by Anonymous

reply 2

April 28, 2022 12:39 AM

This will end in murder suicide

by Anonymous

reply 3

April 28, 2022 12:47 AM

If this guy cannot handle sending messages and making phone calls alone, why does he think he can handle meeting in person, on his own?

I see a hidden earpiece in his future, should he manage to leave the house.

by Anonymous

reply 5

April 28, 2022 12:52 AM