Wonkiest Eye(s)
Daniel Martin
I nominate River Phoenix.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 22, 2021 12:50 AM |
Donal Logue from "Gotham"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 18, 2021 8:20 PM |
As handsome as he is, Indian superstar John Abraham has one eye that is always half-closed.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 18, 2021 8:22 PM |
Andy Cohen owns this thread. His wonky eye is why he couldn't make it as an actor.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 18, 2021 8:22 PM |
OP The correct term is 'bung eye'.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 18, 2021 8:30 PM |
Ronnie Kroell has that same "one eye open, one eye half-shut" look.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 21, 2021 4:58 PM |
Sarah Huckabee Sanders owns this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 21, 2021 5:08 PM |
Paris Hilton. And they say it was caused by early botched plastic surgery!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 21, 2021 5:43 PM |
Gosling has a slight lazy eye but he controls it. Sometimes his eyes go wonky but you rarely see it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 21, 2021 5:46 PM |
Marty Feldman, hands down...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 21, 2021 5:48 PM |
Dumb question: is it when one eye is noticeably smaller than the other, or when your eyeball goes in a slightly different direction (or both)?
Most people do have slightly different sized eyes, I’m guessing it’s more about the latter, but feel free to educate me (nicely, of course).
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 21, 2021 5:49 PM |
It's the latter, r11--what is technically called strabismus. The eyes go in different directions.
Oddly, it's not usually bar to film or television success if one eye is wall-eyed (i.e. goes out when it should go straight). The problem is when one eye goes in, which is what Andy Cohen has--that seems to disbar most people from being actors, although there are exceptions (Norma Shearer, below, was a famous one)..
I don't know why people like Cohen these days can't get it surgically corrected, like Prince Edward's daughter Lady Louise did.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 21, 2021 5:55 PM |
Lady Louise, before and after correction.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 21, 2021 5:57 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 21, 2021 6:02 PM |
[quote]The problem is when one eye goes in...
Peter Falk knew how to work it.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 21, 2021 6:05 PM |
Kelly Loeffler. I think that drag queen was in Drag Race but I don't know remember which season she was in.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 21, 2021 6:14 PM |
Amy from 1000-Lb sisters has it really bad (don't ask me how I know).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 21, 2021 7:38 PM |
Wow, no Forest Whitaker yet?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 21, 2021 11:19 PM |
Lots of people have had strabismus to some degree or another: Abraham Lincoln, JFK.
Some people have it only slightly, like Zac Efrom.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 21, 2021 11:35 PM |
I know a guy whose eye is only slightly off when he’s sober, but goes wonky when he’s drunk. His sister and father have it, too. And I busted a gut laughing when a mutual acquaintance was telling a story about him and said “...and Craig was so drunk that night. And you know it because his eyes were running away from each other.”
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 22, 2021 12:50 AM |