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Why Does Mark Zuckerberg Look Retarded?

Writer Daniel Martin

He looks "special" like he has Down's Syndrome or some other condition like he's missing a chromosome. He and Corky could be brothers.

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2020 9:39 AM

It’s probably just all his craft and cunning—like crafty, old Columbo acted befuddled and unkemp to throw people off from thinking he was a real threat.

by Anonymousreply 2July 30, 2020 9:17 AM

He’s an alien disguised as a human disguised as an alien.

by Anonymousreply 3July 30, 2020 9:47 AM

It’s his weird Lego haircut that gets me. He looks like an android. Not quite human

by Anonymousreply 4July 30, 2020 10:03 AM

He has been diagnosed with Aspbergers.

by Anonymousreply 5July 30, 2020 10:09 AM

I think he was diagnosed with Assburgers.

by Anonymousreply 6July 30, 2020 10:11 AM

OP, it’s the lack of visible eyelashes and no facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 7July 30, 2020 10:45 AM

At this point, as R2 noted, he styles himself like he's some dorky college student to make him appear to odd & backwards to be much of a threat, but he's clearly far more cunning than he appears. Zuck & Jack Dorsey should be viciously beaten for their role in spreading disinformation.

by Anonymousreply 9July 30, 2020 10:51 AM

R9 THIS. There’s been a trend of powerful tycoons making themselves appear non-threatening, as if they have neurological disorders that excuse them for their atrocious treatment of workers and pitiless monopolization.. Zuck, Musk & Bezos all look like stunned rabbits facing down a tractor-trailer.

by Anonymousreply 10July 30, 2020 5:10 PM

I don't think it's a disguise. I think they genuinely are sociopathic freaks. The fact that we let these monsters rule over us like the popes did 700 years ago is utterly mortifying.

by Anonymousreply 11July 30, 2020 9:43 PM

He has that weird slick baby seal look that Kushner is affecting as well. I think there are trends among this elite group (remember Dorsey’s fasting?) - this cant all be a coincidence.

by Anonymousreply 12July 30, 2020 10:20 PM

It's not just his haircut, although that doesn't help, as he looked retarded with a different haircut too. His current haircut is based on Julius Caesar, of whom he is an admirer of.

by Anonymousreply 14July 31, 2020 5:17 AM

To me he always looks like he just "freshened up" from a hysterical crying episode.

by Anonymousreply 15July 31, 2020 5:21 AM

I think he is just unfortunate looking with empty sociopath eyes

by Anonymousreply 17July 31, 2020 5:34 AM

I think he is just unfortunate looking with empty sociopath eyes

by Anonymousreply 18July 31, 2020 5:34 AM

He's gonna need to donate his brain to science.

by Anonymousreply 19July 31, 2020 5:37 AM

It's because he wears facial merges, given to him by ugly people with unfortunate features. He's really, really good looking without them.

by Anonymousreply 20July 31, 2020 6:13 AM

R21 No he doesn’t. He has BBA=Big Bank Account energy.

by Anonymousreply 22July 31, 2020 10:07 AM

Isn't is wife bizarre-looking too? I saw a pic of her where she looked like a man.

by Anonymousreply 23July 31, 2020 10:13 AM

It's from sucking Trumps tiny mushroom Cock. His sperm is Demon seed .

by Anonymousreply 25July 31, 2020 1:57 PM

It’s the Caesar haircut.

by Anonymousreply 28November 11, 2020 5:36 PM

[quote]I think he was diagnosed with Assburgers.

You call me?

by Anonymousreply 29November 11, 2020 5:39 PM

The haircut doesn't help any.

by Anonymousreply 30November 11, 2020 6:01 PM

That picture of him on the flying surfboard or whatever it was convinced me he is still trying to be the cool kid. And failing.

Hopefully, his brand will go the way of MySpace eventually.

by Anonymousreply 32November 11, 2020 6:02 PM

MySpace wasn't able to keep buying innovative companies to keep itself alive like FB can.

by Anonymousreply 33November 11, 2020 8:10 PM

It's SPECIAL OP, SPECIAL.

by Anonymousreply 34November 11, 2020 9:16 PM

Maybe he's an idiot savant.

by Anonymousreply 35November 11, 2020 11:12 PM

I don't want to be mean to people on the spectrum but there are a lot of them in Silicon Valley.

by Anonymousreply 36November 12, 2020 2:50 AM

he had nervous breakdown as facebook is in free fall......how the mighty have fallen.

by Anonymousreply 37November 12, 2020 4:00 PM

It’s what happens with your face when you sell your soul to the devil.

by Anonymousreply 38November 12, 2020 4:41 PM

Is Mark is the most famous Mark?

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2020 1:04 AM

Mark doesn't look like a Down's Syndrome person at all, are YOU retarded OP? He does show many signs of being on the spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2020 1:07 AM

[quote] Autism has a look.

It doesn't. It does have a set of behaviors and mannerisms though, specially regarding stare and the eyes and facial expressions.

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2020 1:09 AM

Sadly, he is a result of inbreeding.

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2020 1:14 AM

Of course, R2, R9, & R10. He has a moon in Scorpio. And believe me, I know ALL about that.

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2020 1:14 AM

He looks like he has spray-on hair.

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2020 1:16 AM

Perhaps he has Up Syndrome?

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by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2020 1:22 AM

[quote]Sadly, he is a result of inbreeding.

Yeah, he looks funny

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by Anonymousreply 47November 24, 2020 10:53 PM

What are the chances his wife is a Chinese spy?

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2020 9:39 AM