Why does ketchup last so durn long?

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by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 6:44 AM

Because it generally has huge amounts of sugar and salt.

by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 1:05 AM

acidity, vinegar, sugar. Next question?

by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 1:07 AM

Because your mother keeps adding her monthly juices to it, Junior.

by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 4:11 AM

[quote] It doesn’t.

Take that back bitch or you won’t like what happens!

by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 4:38 AM

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It's one of the [italic] Eight Wonders of the World.

by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 6:32 AM

I heard they lost the naming rights to one of the sportsball fields in the ‘Burgh.

by Anonymous

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October 23, 2022 6:44 AM