Is their dick too big to pull through a fly?

by Anonymous

reply 51

August 8, 2023 11:41 PM

The belt and the pants might be pushing onto their bladder/prostate and make it harder for them to pee. It doesn't really matter how people relieve themselves, this is similar to shaming guys who sit down to pee.

by Anonymous

reply 2

August 3, 2023 7:04 PM

Is this being asked by a woman? I still don’t know the actual purpose of it, but men’s underwear has an overlapping pocket in the front. A woman asked me why once and if I kept things in it and I laughed but told her I really had no idea what it’s for. And I’ve never kept my keys or a chapstick in there.

If you just unzip, you have to either lower your underwear waistband through a 5” zipper hole, or snake your dick through that pocket like it’s a garden hose running through a corn maze.

It’s just EASIER to unbuckle and unbutton.

by Anonymous

reply 4

August 3, 2023 7:07 PM

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always falls on your pants.

Better off to let it fall inside rather than out.

by Anonymous

reply 5

August 3, 2023 7:10 PM

Obviously they are perverts looking for surprise action.

by Anonymous

reply 6

August 3, 2023 7:13 PM

[quote]Why do some men completely undo their belt and pants when using a urinal?

Makes it easier for you faggots to kiss my ass while I'm taking a wicked piss.

by Anonymous

reply 7

August 3, 2023 7:14 PM

To avoid a wet spot on your trousers.

by Anonymous

reply 8

August 3, 2023 7:19 PM

A biological man would never ask OP’s question.

Why don’t you ask your husband/father, frau?

by Anonymous

reply 9

August 3, 2023 7:20 PM

SouthernLib (R5), did you mean to say:

[quote] Better off to let it fall inside rather than out.

Seems to me it would be better to let your piss drops fall outside rather than inside. Unless you like having a nice big wet spot on the outside of your pants at dick level.

by Anonymous

reply 10

August 3, 2023 7:22 PM

Let the pants and underwear drop to the floor so you are presenting hole while you piss. You can meet some great people this way.

by Anonymous

reply 11

August 3, 2023 7:26 PM

I take everything off before standing at a urinal.

Everything.

by Anonymous

reply 12

August 3, 2023 7:37 PM

What do you mean none of you just spontaneously piss all over yourself in your zipped jeans?

by Anonymous

reply 13

August 3, 2023 7:39 PM

Reason to undo your belt and pants when you're about to piss...

It's a lot easier to pull your dick over your underwear rather than maneuver through the maze of snaking it through your underwear fly and then through your pants fly.

by Anonymous

reply 14

August 3, 2023 7:46 PM

[quote] What do you mean none of you just spontaneously piss all over yourself in your zipped jeans?

My jeans have buttons.

by Anonymous

reply 15

August 3, 2023 7:53 PM

R14 has the correct answer.

I think on a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, peeing that way was called going "over the bridge."

by Anonymous

reply 16

August 3, 2023 7:54 PM

[quote]Why do some men completely undo their belt and pants when using a urinal?

If they're trans men, they have nothing to pull through the zipper.

by Anonymous

reply 18

August 3, 2023 7:56 PM

R5 I like it when straight guys exaggerate drying it off with a shake and dance to show off / get attention.

One guy at my gym drops his workout shorts the. pulls it through the leg. DAMN.

by Anonymous

reply 19

August 3, 2023 8:06 PM

Surprise anal occasionally happens

by Anonymous

reply 20

August 3, 2023 8:18 PM

Why? Because most zippers are too short to be of any value! Combine that with the fact some underwear styles don't have a fly, it makes for a lot of fumbling around when you really have to go. And when I finish I prefer to tuck everything neatly back into place. Regardless OP, keep your eyes up here and not on my junk!

by Anonymous

reply 21

August 3, 2023 8:49 PM

R17. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down those urinal dividers!

They are the decline and fall of Western Civilization.

by Anonymous

reply 22

August 3, 2023 9:45 PM

Damn. The short guy in R17's photo has an incredible ass.

by Anonymous

reply 23

August 3, 2023 9:49 PM

[quote]Why do some men completely undo their belt and pants when using a urinal?

Who are the vulgar ruffians would engage in such boorish behavior?

As Mama taught me, a real lady lifts her skirt at the hem, gently lowers her "unmentionables", and lowers oneself to the toilet seat, and presenting one's hole to any eligible gentleman in the vacinity, if possible.

by Anonymous

reply 24

August 3, 2023 9:52 PM

A woman clearly posted this.

by Anonymous

reply 25

August 3, 2023 9:59 PM

[quote]I take everything off before standing at a urinal.

I think I’ve seen you! I could be polite and say “big fan of your work!”

But I wasn’t.

So I won’t.

by Anonymous

reply 26

August 3, 2023 10:06 PM

because they're wearing ladies' underwear

by Anonymous

reply 27

August 3, 2023 11:38 PM

Because it's a hot, sexy and liberating thing to do.

by Anonymous

reply 28

August 3, 2023 11:40 PM

OP, did you know that sometimes we don’t have individual urinals? We have big long troughs. We’re a bunch of men pissing in a trough like cattle lined up to feed.

That doesn’t even bother me

by Anonymous

reply 29

August 3, 2023 11:50 PM

I concur with r2 and 14 -

I undo my belt and trouser top button at urinals (I do NOT drop my pants).

by Anonymous

reply 30

August 4, 2023 12:06 AM

Not my problem anymore 😀

by Anonymous

reply 31

August 4, 2023 12:19 AM

^^^Don't you just know that Jenner has been sitting to piss long before transitioning?

by Anonymous

reply 32

August 4, 2023 12:45 AM

"You Can Shake and Shake As Much As Your Please, But There's Always A Drop for the BVDs"

by Anonymous

reply 33

August 4, 2023 12:59 AM

Some of us gots the meats!

by Anonymous

reply 34

August 4, 2023 1:05 AM

I've seen plenty of pictures of guys dropping their pants to the floor at the urinal, but I've never seen it done in person.

by Anonymous

reply 35

August 4, 2023 4:05 AM

"OP, did you know that sometimes we don’t have individual urinals? We have big long troughs. We’re a bunch of men pissing in a trough like cattle lined up to feed. That doesn’t even bother me"

Confession: I always get a hard-on at those, no matter the location or who is around. I remember visiting San Francisco and a friend was touring me through the Castro (my first time) and I had to piss like a racehorse so he sent me into one of the bars. I was alone as I went up to the trough, and the more I pissed, the harder I got. A guy came in and saw me hard (still peeing) and assumed I wanted to play. He started stroking himself, and that made it even worse for me.

Who needs viagra when you have those things around?

by Anonymous

reply 36

August 4, 2023 7:24 AM

Droppin’ trou at the trough.

by Anonymous

reply 37

August 4, 2023 7:34 AM

Droppin' but not droopin'!

by Anonymous

reply 38

August 4, 2023 7:41 AM

R38 DLers are the droopers, unfortunately. It means we’re wise and experienced.

by Anonymous

reply 39

August 4, 2023 7:50 AM

R35 I saw it once in a restroom at a Texas Rangers baseball game. Three 20-something guys who were a little drunk came in and went to the urinals. One of them dropped his shorts to the ground and started peeing. I'm pretty sure he was trying to show his dick to his buddies at the urinals next to him. They thought it was hilarious. But they both took a look at it. Alas, all I got to see was his ass.

by Anonymous

reply 40

August 4, 2023 8:03 AM

There was the absolute TACKIEST restaurant in New Orleans (good food though) owned by the guy who started Popeye’s. It looked like something a Real Housewife of New Jersey would describe as “super classy”. Bright neon pink lights you could see from a mile away, marble panther statues at the entrance facing one another in mid-pounce pose. I think if there was any design question when it was being built the answer was “do it in black marble but add some gold!” Trump might have even seen it and said “Wow! That’s a little gaudy, huh?”

Anyway, their men’s room had urinals facing a mirrored wall and dividers that only came up to hip level, so staring straight ahead you had a perfect view of the guy next to you’’s dick. Didn’t even have to turn your head to look!

But the best part of the story was that it caused a HUGE public fight between him and Anne Rice, author of Interview with a Vampire. She hated it so much (the restaurant decor, not specifically the urinals) that she took out a full page ad in the local newspaper for an open letter where she ripped him to shreds!. And then I think he did the same thing to her and they just kept going back and forth! It was fucking hysterical watching s couple millionaires fight it out in public.

If she had known about the urinals, I’m SURE she would have included it in the letter.

Watching rich people fight in public was a pastime in New Orleans decades before it was a reality tv show staple.

by Anonymous

reply 41

August 4, 2023 5:24 PM

[quote]urinals facing a mirrored wall and dividers that only came up to hip level, so staring straight ahead you had a perfect view of the guy next to you’’s dick.

The Paramount Hotel lobby had a men's room like that. The entire room was composed of mirrored walls creating an "infinity" effect. No matter where you were, you could check out the dick of any other occupant standing at the urinals.

by Anonymous

reply 42

August 8, 2023 6:24 PM

I didn't know that other men just used the fly, that never even occurred to me.

by Anonymous

reply 43

August 8, 2023 6:26 PM

I always wonder why middle-aged businessmen always rip out loud farts when they stand at urinals in airports.

by Anonymous

reply 44

August 8, 2023 6:27 PM

R44, would you rather they rip there farts somewhere else?

by Anonymous

reply 45

August 8, 2023 6:59 PM

^ yeah, probably because they've been holding them in for a couple thousand miles

by Anonymous

reply 46

August 8, 2023 7:37 PM

Sometime when you are in a public restroom, you need to undo your pants and let them drop to the floor. It happens.

by Anonymous

reply 47

August 8, 2023 8:24 PM

Yup, that's me. Plus I wear tight undies, if I don't undo the clothes I can't pee.

by Anonymous

reply 48

August 8, 2023 8:25 PM

R42. Finally, a civilized and open men's room where the cock rules...I love the Paramount Hotel's mirrored men's room and no urinal dividers. Hope it hasn't changed.

by Anonymous

reply 49

August 8, 2023 9:01 PM

[quote] [R44], would you rather they rip there farts somewhere else?

I would rather they knew how to spell "their" correctly.

by Anonymous

reply 50

August 8, 2023 11:25 PM