Why Are The Dutch So Tall?
Christopher Lucas 
They were the world's richest nation in the 1600s, apparently somehow that affected their diet.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 12, 2018 8:50 PM |
The men grew longer legs and torso's to prevent their horse cocks from dragging on the floor. Likewise, the women grew longers torsos, and thereby longer legs as a result to accommodate the large Dutch penis.
This is a well-known, documented scientific fact.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 12, 2018 8:53 PM |
I love them so. I'm 6'3" so when I'm in Amsterdam I feel right at home. The environment of open gay life and hot tall men is not to be missed.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 12, 2018 8:56 PM |
The Dutch have only been taller than average since the mid-1800s. Studies have shown it's all due to natural selection --- taller males and females were considered more desirable, thus mating with each other.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 12, 2018 8:56 PM |
I thought the canals had something to do with it.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 12, 2018 8:58 PM |
I am a short guy, not pocket but 175 cm. I love to bottom for tall guys, I enjoy having them lying on top of me and feel covered from head to toe, but I am rather repulsed by the dutch. My wife was dutch. Dutch women are vile. Horrible feminazis
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 12, 2018 9:00 PM |
Why is there no Dutch presence in the NBA?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 12, 2018 9:00 PM |
A dutch person wouldn't want any other country to benefit from them. That is why they travel with their own food. Them want to enjoy any place other than their shithole boring flat lowland, but wont favour the local economy. Horrible people
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 12, 2018 9:07 PM |
More like Why are The Dutch so Fugly OP
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 12, 2018 9:09 PM |
I do a lot of business there and they say it relates to the amount of dairy they consume. They never stop eating/drinking it. In business meetings they will often bring in jugs of milk / yoghurt for everyone. While the dairy is great, I can’t stimach as much as they do.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 12, 2018 9:09 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 12, 2018 9:59 PM |
Who exactly is dutch in that picture R12 ? Are you a lesbian?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 12, 2018 10:13 PM |
I've never actually been to the Netherlands, but my impression of them is that they're grumpy or have a cold disposition: like a mixture of introversion and sternness. Am I wrong?
R12 I think that's Doutzen Kroes.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 12, 2018 10:37 PM |
They are just horrid, most unpleasent people in the world, R14 is right, plus they feel immensely superior, and complaining is a national hobby
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 12, 2018 10:40 PM |
Amsterdam is fantastic and the guys are hot as hell. Don't listen to the chronic complaining queens here.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 12, 2018 11:35 PM |
R13, that's Doutzen Kroes and her husband (also Dutch) Sunnery James.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 12, 2018 11:35 PM |
Black man ain't dutch, gurlfriend lmaof
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 13, 2018 10:18 AM |
He was born and raised in the Netherlands. That makes his nationality Dutch.
Doutzen snagged herself a hottie. Yum.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 13, 2018 11:29 AM |
[quote] I thought the canals had something to do with it.
Yea, my LOVE canal!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 13, 2018 11:45 AM |
Sure R20. I can completely picture his ancesters stocking on dairies in the 1600s.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 13, 2018 11:47 AM |
Um no, r22, but you can certainly picture him hsving the same dairy rich diet as other Dutch men.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 13, 2018 12:05 PM |
It’s the dairy. And genes.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 13, 2018 12:06 PM |
All the shelves in Holland are really high so reaching for things stretches out the bones of youngsters. The bones stay long when they get old.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 13, 2018 12:09 PM |
It’s odd, but I don’t know any Dutch. And I live in a wildly diverse world city. When I was growing up in the burbs, we knew a Dutch woman. She was kind of tall. Very ugly and bottom-heavy, and dour, depressive personality. She reminded us of Eeyore.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 13, 2018 12:09 PM |
The Dutch habit of looking down on every other culture made for very high people
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 13, 2018 12:11 PM |
R26 The Dutch don' t want to know you either, but they still want to by a property next to you and avoid paying taxes in your country or by groceries at your local shop.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 13, 2018 12:15 PM |
Buy...fucking autocorrect
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 13, 2018 12:16 PM |
I say "by" to the Dutch too
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 13, 2018 12:17 PM |
No Dutch yoghurt for me please
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 13, 2018 12:22 PM |
FOAD, R20. You're obviously of the ethnicity that is responsible for there being no Dutch in the NBA, so to speak. I'm sure the Dutch also have a word for mudsharking whore.
My maternal granddad was from Enschede, he was a 6'7" grey-eyed blonde, he beat the Dutch curse of homeliness and was also quite charming (I never knew him) according to my late grandmother. I have pictures of him from all over Europe and in San Francisco, where he met my gran', he towers over everyone in them.
I also have a passion for dairy to the expense of almost anything else, and am repulsed by any substitutes. Margarine belongs in a machine shop, not on your table.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 13, 2018 12:48 PM |
The Dutch have big asses. The men have farming bodies and the women have child-bearing hips.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 13, 2018 2:05 PM |
Old and wrinkled now, but Rutger Hauer in his heyday was a typically gorgeous Dutch man.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 13, 2018 2:27 PM |
Whoever used the word feminazi up thread, stop it.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 13, 2018 5:53 PM |
Or else R35? Are u Dutch, woman?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 13, 2018 5:55 PM |
As one who has extensive experience with European nationalities, I can tell you that the Dutch are the second biggest cunts in Europe, with Austrians being the biggest cunts in Europe.
Italians are the nicest, most fun people in Europe, with the Spanish being a close second.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 13, 2018 6:01 PM |
The Dutch have across the board lifetime socialized Health Care, the number one reason is a very very strong Pre Natal Healthcare. This PNH is available to every pregnant woman, no matter her status in the country. Further they eradicate hunger and offer lifetime Medical care. Dentistry not so much, but they have their priorities in order.
Certainly ingestion of calcium rich foods is critical - unlike America or Mexico which is heavy in nutritionally empty calorie Corn and its byproducts. Shortest people are the most malnourished - Mexico & Central America. Most obese? Americans - high fructose Corn Syrup in fucking everything.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 13, 2018 6:08 PM |
Thks R37, never met any Austrian, as no one wants to. The Danes are a solid 3 rd place. Most of them have a list of elevated thoughts hanging in the loo, that reads - for real :" remember that you are not superior to any other race ".
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 13, 2018 6:08 PM |
The Dutch have a reputation for being stern. There is a term for it but I can’t recall it? Dutch uncle or something ?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 13, 2018 6:13 PM |
Yolanda Hadid is Dutch! So is Kris Jenner, part Dutch anyways. Two DL faves.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 13, 2018 6:15 PM |
DL fave Princess Michael of Kent is Austrian.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 13, 2018 6:16 PM |
The Dutch are simply germans with a sense of humor
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 13, 2018 6:24 PM |
I love the Dutch period. Smart smart people. Also they are mostly progressive (though ne’er as badly as America) and own their horrific role in Human Trafficking/Slave trade - which they stopped well before America. To that end they are currently eradicating an extremely long lived cultural favorite of an African Christmas figure. I Imagine that after this week they will step up their game slamming RACISTS LIKE TRUMP throughout their culture.
Also note their journalists really FUCKED UP Trumps right wingnut appointment of the US AMBASSADOR this week. THAT is the way a press conference should be held. The Dutch are FUCKING TOUGH ON HUMAN RIGHTS. See “The Hague” International Tribunal that GOP Pols in America hate so much.
The first concept of “Protestant Work Ethic” was theirs all working in society for the “GREATER GOOD.” This was hand in hand with TITHING for the Poor, Elderly and Sick. Almost as if the New Testiment was written for them Luke: “to whom much is given much is EXPECTED”. They even provided housing in the 17, 18, 19 century. But GOD FORBID if you were able bodied and young - you BETTER be working!
Lastly they were the only country in all of Europe to throw off the Yoke of the Papacy - they fought off the Catholic Church for Centuries - and WON. They dethroned their King and said you wont tax us without Representation. Their Royalty is most figureheads - but beloved. They were strong on Human Rights before all others, they rejected Anti- Semitism in the 14th Century and became Financial Wizards for it. They bailed out every tin pot busted economy by Royals in Europe - they invented “Interest.” Including the economies that were fucked by early English Royalty.
Everyone knows about Tulip Fever - but their success far far outweighed that catastrophe. They bought Manhattan and created the seed for Wall Street. We were called New Amsterdam before we were NYC. They built land from oceans, are the world’s EXPERTS in Hydrology and have extreme faith in Science and Engineering. Fucking Brilliant and will lead the way on addressing Climate Change.
They have had problems with resurgent neo-nazi’s, wanna be Trumps, but they shut them the FUCK DOWN every time. They HATE TRUMP. You can take that to that bank. WIth Interest.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 13, 2018 6:30 PM |
I will add the Dutch tend to be very protective and loving of NYC. They created us, they GET us. Our Progressive values totally mirror theirs. Right now they probably agree with Hillary about the rest of Americans that are “Deplorables.” As in “we didn’t realize you and help create the greatest city on Earth to elect “THAT SHITHOLE PRESIDENT!” That would be totally Dutch like. I LOVE them!
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 13, 2018 6:34 PM |
R43 you would be totally incorrect. If they are reserved it is because they have been fighting elements forever - like massive massive drowning floods that we are only seeing in Katrina and more recently here. Also Germans deported and conscripted nearly all their young men in WW2. The animosity still remains, though is dying out now. But culturally they will remember, via Anne Frank and monuments throughout the City of Amsterdam. You couldnt be more wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 13, 2018 6:38 PM |
Dutch women have enormous feet. It’s so funny. You sit on a train in Amsterdam next to some blonde and look down and her feet are bigger than yours — and you don’t have small feet 😄
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 13, 2018 6:39 PM |
It's the Shortbread Cookies
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 13, 2018 6:41 PM |
R43 meant " without a sense of humour" and God knows yhe German sense of humour is slight
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 13, 2018 6:44 PM |
R38 R44 R45 R46 so where are u guys from ? Amsterdam or Arnhem ?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 13, 2018 6:53 PM |
R50 I am from NYC - spent 2 decades there. Know them well.
I also know that Putin would love nothing more than to disrupt that powerful progressive beacon in Europe with cyber warfare.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 13, 2018 6:59 PM |
[quote]Why Are The Dutch So Tall?
So there heads could rise above sea level.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 13, 2018 7:25 PM |
Indonesians think they look like monkeys.
"The monkey also goes by the Indonesian name monyet belanda ("Dutch monkey"), or even orang belanda ("Dutchman"), as Indonesians remarked that the Dutch colonisers often had similarly large bellies and noses."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 13, 2018 7:30 PM |
R51 they are so progressive there is a national pedophile party, and the fraus sterilize their husbands like cats when they don t want anymore children. Give me retarded south europeans anytime
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 13, 2018 7:36 PM |
I live in in area with a heavy concentration of Dutch Americans. Unlike what y’all have been saying about native Netherlanders, the community here is verrrrry conservative and the men have flat asses (but, yes, big dicks). The women do indeed have child-bearing hips and humongous feet.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 13, 2018 7:42 PM |
Didnt NYC have a chapter of the National Group NAMBLA? Oh yeah, they SURE DID.
FYI what you are referring to is Vasectomy - stop being a dumb drama Queen - no one is “sterilizing their husbands like cats.” That procedure is minimally invasive, a snip and done. In women it is one of two ways and far far more invasive and life threatening. You sound like a misogynistic Brietbart troll.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 13, 2018 7:46 PM |
“Dutch” Americans generally PA Dutch - and agreed utterly FUCKED UP. Apples and Oranges when looking at the larger cities of Holland. Yes, still in small towns they are more conservative - but the laws of the land are tolerant and progressive mostly.
So no.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 13, 2018 7:49 PM |
Their tulip fields are so lovely.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 13, 2018 7:59 PM |
PA Dutch are krauts, bro beans R57
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 13, 2018 8:04 PM |
Core genetic traits (there are super tall ethnic groups in East Africa, nothing new here). Plus, as a river delta, the country has some of the richest soil and pasture on the planet, ideal cattle raising for centuries. Non gmo dairy and red meat protein equals taller kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 13, 2018 8:08 PM |
I spent a fair amount of time in the Netherlands and have some Dutch friends here in nyc. I really like the Dutch. The ones I know are quite funny, compassionate, socially progressive, and great friends. They do have little patience for the “stupid, lazy, gimme-a-handout” American stereotype, but I tend to agree with the Dutch on this. I feel this is why programs like social services/universal healthcare work better in Holland than in the US.
There are many hot guys in the Netherlands. Tall, natural muscle. Most of the men in the big cities have impeccable style.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 13, 2018 8:48 PM |
R56 "FYI what you are referring to is Vasectomy - stop being a dumb drama Queen - no one is “sterilizing their husbands like cats.” That procedure is minimally invasive, a snip and done" Said the nazi officer to the jewish guinea pig or the Dutch frau to her whimp husband
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 13, 2018 8:52 PM |
"There are many hot guys in the Netherlands. Tall, natural muscle. Most of the men in the big cities have impeccable style." ...And were born and bread in Africa
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 13, 2018 9:14 PM |
Racist Breitbart troll at R63 Muriel is ignoring a big problem in this forum.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 13, 2018 10:14 PM |
R54: celebrating the power of nuance! You sound like that "concern troll," newly appointed US ambassador to the Netherlands, Pete Hoekstra.
[quote]To that end they are currently eradicating an extremely long lived cultural favorite of an African Christmas figure.
They've been trying to get rid of Zwarte Piet for years now, but he pops back up every year.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 13, 2018 10:56 PM |
definitely not fugly, robin van persie, footballer, alas only 6' 0"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 14, 2018 12:08 AM |
He is only half dutch R67
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 14, 2018 12:18 AM |
[quote]They do have little patience for the “stupid, lazy, gimme-a-handout” American stereotype, but I tend to agree with the Dutch on this. I feel this is why programs like social services/universal healthcare work better in Holland than in the US
Yeah, we all know what you're really talking about.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 14, 2018 12:27 AM |
[quote]He was born and raised in the Netherlands. That makes his nationality Dutch.
*eyeroll*
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 14, 2018 12:29 AM |
