Who is the ultimate douchebag?
James Williams 
Trump.
In second place is this Youtube "star" in the LA basin, whose neighbors keep calling the cops and suing him because he constantly invites every other douchebag in the world to come over and endanger their lives in dangerous stunts he'll use for profit.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 17, 2021 9:08 PM |
The thing is Guy works hard for his money. Douchebag is more for an entitled punk that has it easy. Trump Jr certainly would fit the bill.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 17, 2021 9:14 PM |
And Guy is a good fellow. He doesn’t deserve the hate he gets.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 17, 2021 9:17 PM |
I agree, Guy actually does some good work in the community going way back, not just with the project helping displaced restaurant workers during the pandemic. He was close to his lesbian sister who died leaving a son whom he raised after her death.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 17, 2021 9:23 PM |
Guy still lives in Sonoma County, he didn’t come from wealth in fact far from it. He’s involved in many philanthropic efforts locally. Don’t judge by the cover, sometimes a person who looks douchey really isn’t.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 17, 2021 9:32 PM |
Came here to defend Guy, and am glad to see there were others before me. He's a solid guy who does gives back to society.
Brody Jenner is the ultimate douchebag. Hot as hell but garbage on the inside.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 17, 2021 9:47 PM |
Yeah, Guy doesn't bother me at all. He's good at what he does. Who doesn't enjoy his Grocery Games? When I think of total douchebag I think of Matt Gaetz. Jesse Eisenberg and Jonah Hill qualify too.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 17, 2021 9:55 PM |
Pretty sure Guy is homophobic, but in terms of his philanthropy, I can turn my cheek at those allegations.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 17, 2021 10:10 PM |
Homophobic? He had a lover’s quarrel with his male hairdresser filmed at the airport.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 17, 2021 10:12 PM |
Prince William. Petty, babied, bald cheater who’s never worked a day in his life.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 17, 2021 10:49 PM |
Since R16 brought up Harry’s brother, I like to nominate Harry himself. Someone who’s so dumb that he had to cheat to pass high school; scandal about teachers who helped him cheat ensued. An entitled dumbass complaining about being financially cut-off after he left the Firm to be financially independent. A jackass who bemoan about having to pay for own security while living in lily white 1% Montecito on an estate with 16 bathrooms. Boo hoo living off dead mommy’s millions while most of the world hit hard during pandemic must be so difficult.
Besides that, Harry actually has a history of racist behavior. Dressing up like Nazi, calling his classmate “Paki” and “raghead”, and telling a black comedian that he didn’t sound black implication being he sounded too well-spoken/ educated.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 17, 2021 11:38 PM |
Nothing "racist" about that at all. Get a life.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 17, 2021 11:41 PM |
Let me tell you something about Guy Fieri.
There was a Canadian travel food show called "You Gotta Eat Here". It was popular and not just in Canada but in other countries.
Guy's production company trademarked the phrase you gotta eat here so now the producers of the Canadian show can no longer use those words and had to rename the show Big Food Bucket List.
That's the kind of asshole Guy Fieri is.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 17, 2021 11:41 PM |
R18 STFUPPP with the reaching on the racism. His wife is fucking black. People can speak black vernacular English and be very well educated, it’s culture.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 17, 2021 11:42 PM |
If anyone wondered whether or not Datalounge had been taken over by douchebros, just look at all the love for Guy Fieri in this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 17, 2021 11:43 PM |
Another vote for Brucelene. He killed a woman and now he expects us to call him one? Fuck that shit?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 17, 2021 11:49 PM |
The entire male cast of [italic]That 70s Show[/italic] was douche central. I wouldn't be surprised if Ashton Kutcher had a hand in ruining Soleil Moon Frye's now-defunct marriage to a producer of [italic]Punk'd[/italic]. Birds of a feather and all that…
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 17, 2021 11:52 PM |
That dude. That one dude. He’s bald. He has a podcast. I can’t remember his name.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 18, 2021 12:01 AM |
Yeah, R20, ASSHOLE. But we're discussing douchebags.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 18, 2021 12:37 AM |
R28 is having memory problems, and clearly needs some ALPHABrain complex supplement and some elk-meat to remedy that.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 18, 2021 1:26 AM |
Joe Rogan! Douching it up since his days of hosting Fear Factor.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 18, 2021 1:52 AM |
Guy Fieri might be charitable, but he's still a douchebag.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 18, 2021 2:23 AM |
Guy is actually a nice person according to many of my friends who have worked with him on local charities in California. If you want to talk about douche bags I would point the finger at Bobby Flay and Gordon Ramsey.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 18, 2021 2:27 AM |
I too have heard nothing but good things about Guido Fieri.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 18, 2021 2:31 AM |
I can't decide between smug Bobby Flay or obnoxious Dr. Oz.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 18, 2021 2:35 AM |
Leonardo DiCrapio or some slob in his orbit.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 18, 2021 2:43 AM |
Nearly everyone that was in Trump's inner circle.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 18, 2021 2:47 AM |
What are the bounds of douchbaggery? To me they need to be like under 25, after that they become some other assholery, but I don’t know what the name would be. I also don’t feel like being racist is an inherently a big part of it. That being said, still my horse in this race would be Sitler, aka, Roller Nazi, aka Madison Cawthorn.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 18, 2021 3:11 AM |
Dr. Fucking Phil. I just want to slap his smug face and tear that mustache off like a band-aid.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 18, 2021 3:19 AM |
The entire male cast of "Jersey Shore."
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 18, 2021 3:29 AM |
Any of those American MMA fighters, and probably their fans.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 18, 2021 5:56 AM |
Gwyneth Paltrow and her mother.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 18, 2021 11:59 AM |
Adding my vote for Mr. Fear Factor himself, Joe Rogaine.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 18, 2021 12:37 PM |
Guy Fieri is a douchebag, but he has some redeeming qualities as has been explained elsewhere. I hate him, but, he's not the ultimate.
Not when Donald Trump, Jr, Michael Lohan, and the Logan brothers still walk the earth. Oh, and let's not forget Dan Bilzerian as the shit-stained cherry on top of that ultimate douche sundae.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 18, 2021 12:51 PM |
What's Guy got going for him? His son Hunter has BDF.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 18, 2021 1:31 PM |
R21 That’s the whole fucking point. Of course black people can speak in an educated manner. Douchebag Harry didn’t think so and had to apologize for his third insensitive racist remark that we know of. No, his wife isn’t black she’s a biracial. She had listed herself as white on acting CV and had only dated/ married white men. They’re now claiming racism as behind why she’s estranged from family. Give us details and name names since they’ve now made it public. There’s real racism in this world and black women bear a huge brunt of it. But don’t expect everyone to fall for a couple of entitled, rich morons whining about money, titles, and security just because one of them is biracial.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 18, 2021 3:00 PM |
It's too easy to name Repug politicians...it goes without saying. I vote for those ugly YouTube guys - Jake and Logan Paul? And that Pewdiepie creature as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 18, 2021 4:13 PM |
Guy for sure. Ruined food network.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 18, 2021 4:31 PM |
I can't believe I'm the first to mention Piers Morgan.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 18, 2021 4:37 PM |
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Damon was a frequent critic of Obama but thought Trump should be given a chance and never said a word in four years.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 18, 2021 4:59 PM |
Pete Rose...total douche.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 18, 2021 5:07 PM |
Guy needs a hair and fashion update.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 18, 2021 5:22 PM |
I get a strong 'asshole' read on Guy Fieri.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 18, 2021 8:49 PM |
Funny someone mentioned Gordon Ramsey, because I've heard he's pretty nice in real life. I was surprised too.
Another vote for Matt Damon. I don't mind Ben so much because he's messy and doesn't come across as 'holier than thou' the way Damon does. I remember when I first read an interview with him and just getting a smug ass vibe, that he thought he was so much better than other actors. For a long time you couldn't criticise him at all either, it was weird.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 18, 2021 11:32 PM |
Fieri is indeed a douchebag, the kind of bro who if he likes you (because you are a sycophant) he'll be good to you, but if you don't worship the guy, he'll screw you over in less time that it takes for him to eat an entire reuben sandwich.
Fieri, however, is harmless except to those around him. Tucker Carlson is a whole other level of douche, in that he has a pernicious effect on the entire country, causing people to doubt Covid, to become skeptical of vaccines, and to, well, hate everyone who isn't a straight white male.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 19, 2021 4:19 PM |
Something about Josh Hawley is HOT.
A DB, but charmingly sexy.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 20, 2021 12:19 AM |
Can we have a reality TV answering this question?
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 20, 2021 11:31 AM |
Another vote for Harry Windsor.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 20, 2021 12:03 PM |
Prince Charles is a weasel who is too dumb to know he's stupid.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 20, 2021 12:05 PM |
R21 His wife is mixed race, not black, and has spent her entire life "leaning" white but pulling out the race card when convenient. She was Judy black enough to appeal to his attraction the the "exotic" but not too black, if you get the drift.
The real love of his life was blonde, blue-eyed, voluptuous Chelsy Davy. If he'd married her he'd have more money than his brother and a huge estate in his beloved Africa.
Talk about paradise on earth and the best if both worlds.
His choices and where they got him show you just how dim, mean, petulant, and damaged he is.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 20, 2021 12:14 PM |
^*just black enough ...
Damn this fucking autocorrect to hell!
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 20, 2021 12:15 PM |
Brendon Edgecombe - trust me, nobody takes the cake for being a douche more than this kid
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 20, 2021 12:17 PM |
What may I ask of the experts here is the meaning of douchenozzle and is that a step above or below the bag?
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 20, 2021 12:22 PM |
Er, surely Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein own this thread?
Or is douchebag too weak a word and this thread is for those one tier down?
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 20, 2021 12:57 PM |
R82 - Next to his first wife and younger son and younger brother, Charles is Isaac Newton.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 20, 2021 12:58 PM |
Guy Fieri is an example of a man who would benefit from, and is deserving of, a stylist. He looks like a douche but he isn't. I wonder why he clings to the 90s douchebag look. It's a mystery. Same goes for "looks like a dick" Ken Marino, rocking the Scott Baio look.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 20, 2021 1:53 PM |
Apparently I've been summoned here from the depths of my irrelevance.
I'm here. What do you homos want?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 20, 2021 3:58 PM |
Me. I am the ultimate d-bag. Me.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 20, 2021 4:02 PM |
Anybody who doesn't wear a mask on a plane.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 20, 2021 4:16 PM |
R93 Who the fuck are you referring to? The link is linked to another link blah blah blah.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 20, 2021 6:38 PM |
Larry Ellison was worse
And Paul Allen even worse
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 20, 2021 7:41 PM |
I'm going with Elon Musk, smoking crack and paying whores not to notice his (admittedly very good) hairpiece. Just yuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 20, 2021 8:13 PM |
^ And courting the alt-right on Twitter.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 21, 2021 11:30 AM |
The guys on Jersey Shore..
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 21, 2021 4:58 PM |
Martin Shkreli
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 22, 2021 2:24 PM |
Most of the YouTube star are douchebag. I think Jeffre star is the queen of them all
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 22, 2021 2:33 PM |
R103 There certainly must be a term out there for what Starr is, but douchebag doesn’t even begin to cover the basics of what that creature does.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 22, 2021 4:35 PM |
^ Imagine the narcism it takes to determine your mug has to be on YouTube 24/7 for the benefit of humankind.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 23, 2021 10:48 AM |
It's easy to imagine, R105. We lived through 4 years of a president who believed he was the star of a 24/7 television show.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 23, 2021 2:08 PM |
[quote] And Guy is a good fellow.
This may have already been mentioned, but "good fellows" don't complain to their producers about sending him to restaurants owned by homos without prior notice because "those people weird me out!'
Oh, and apparently he has some pretty stereotypically ignorant opinions on Jews too. "You know, it's true: Jews are cheap."
He's a filthy lowlife pig and he's lucky that a large percentage of people in this country as also low life pigs. And he looks like he smells of wet dog.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 23, 2021 2:27 PM |
Who is David Dobrik? He is the ULTIMATE douchebag?
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 23, 2021 2:47 PM |
I don't think Guy is a homophobe - at least this photo says it is him, "officiating at 101 gay weddings on a single day".
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 23, 2021 7:53 PM |
I nominate Bethenny Frankel.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 23, 2021 10:35 PM |
R111 Yeah, he's a douche but in the hierarchy of doucheness he ranks somewhere in the middle. Maybe.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 23, 2021 10:36 PM |
Care to reconsider, R 113?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 23, 2021 11:32 PM |
[quote]Dr. Fucking Phil. I just want to slap his smug face and tear that mustache off like a band-aid.
Danielle Bregoli, the "Cash Me Outside" girl, is currently exposing him for sending her to a brutal "troubled teen" reformatory in Utah. Most recently he's been trying to be wholesome and adorable by live-tweeting about [italic]RuPaul's Drag Race,[/italic] but some bloggers are calling it a cynical ploy to distract from a coming PR shitstorm.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 24, 2021 12:03 AM |
Lawyers who defend people they know are guilty.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 27, 2021 6:45 PM |
