When did Russell Crowe Get So........Old?!
Ava Lawson 
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 7, 2019 7:38 PM |
What is he doing to his butt? Um...
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 7, 2019 11:53 PM |
Russell Crow is Elizabeth Taylor, the Golden (Corral) Years.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 7, 2019 11:55 PM |
Fuck you OP! I was just making this post with a fantastic poll that asked:
[quote] Would you
With fantastic options.
NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO AMONG US WOULD HIT THAT
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 7, 2019 11:55 PM |
That's not my gunt, that's my snack purse!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 7, 2019 11:56 PM |
When is he expecting? I’ve seen pregnant women with less belly.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 7, 2019 11:56 PM |
It's hard to imagine a more unflattering photo.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 7, 2019 11:57 PM |
r6 It really is, omg. Couldn't stage that shit to be more gross.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 7, 2019 11:59 PM |
Puffier? Is that the new euphemism for obese-adjacent?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 7, 2019 11:59 PM |
He has always been a asshole. Heard some many stories how mean he is. He just don't give a shit. Russell actually is a good actor.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 8, 2019 12:02 AM |
The article is hilarious:
[quote] Russell Crowe readjusts his tracksuit pants at Sydney Airport as he sports a fuller figure in preparation for his latest role in thriller Unhinged
[quote] He showed off his fuller figure at Sydney Airport on Sunday, September 22, alongside his friend, Britney Theriot.
[quote] At one stage, he was seen readjusting his pants, before casually slipping back into conversation as if nothing had happened.
OP TOTALLY botched this thread. FUCK YOU OP
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 8, 2019 12:03 AM |
The article indicates he deliberately gained the weight for a role. Other actors have done the same but this is extreme.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 8, 2019 12:04 AM |
Is he picking his butt? EWWW!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 8, 2019 12:05 AM |
Every time I see a photo of Meg, I get mad at her all over again for what she did to her face.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 8, 2019 12:08 AM |
Oh, I see. Russell's added the Shelley Winters Method to his skill set. Thank God. I thought he'd let himself go.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 8, 2019 12:11 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 8, 2019 12:11 AM |
Bet he sniffed his fingers after 😷
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 8, 2019 12:21 AM |
Entering his "I give up" years. Welcome.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 8, 2019 12:29 AM |
He was so godamn hot in"LA Confidential". Of course he wasn't a beached whale then.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 8, 2019 12:49 AM |
Russell Crowe was NEVER hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 8, 2019 12:55 AM |
Adjusting his pants? Bullshit. He's diggin' at his itching roids.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 8, 2019 12:55 AM |
From this to that... thing in the OP's post. I guess those trashy bogan genes had to kick in at some point.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 8, 2019 12:59 AM |
Young Russell's looking fine to me.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 8, 2019 12:59 AM |
R1 he’s scratching his hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 8, 2019 1:00 AM |
He's a character actor now, so I guess he doesn't give a shit what he looks like anymore. He never was conventionally handsome but he was damn sexy a long time ago. Remember when he and Meg Ryan were having their torrid affair? They were starring together in an awful movie called "Proof of Life" where the wife of a man kidnapped by terrorists has a torrid affair with the man she hired to free him from the terrorists. The subject matter didn't exactly go down well, especially in light of the fact that Ryan and Crowe were having a torrid affair while Ryan was still married to Dennis Quaid. They were not discreet; photos in the tabloids showed them out together and in one of them she appears to have her hand on his leg (or his crotch). The tabloids had a field day, blathering about babies (they were supposedly planning on having them together) and a "love nest" in L.A. and Academy Awards (for "Proof of LIfe!"). Well, "Proof of Life" was a flop, Meg Ryan's cutie pie image was smashed and their affair ran its course. Just one of those Hollywood things, I guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 8, 2019 1:01 AM |
Anyone remember him as a gay character in “The Sum of Us”?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 8, 2019 1:04 AM |
Besides Gladiator, he was major hot in Master and Commander.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 8, 2019 1:05 AM |
The first half of the comments had me cackling. He is gross!
He’s a decent actor, though. Or, was.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 8, 2019 1:07 AM |
I thought he was almost as hot as young Mel Gibson. We all gotta hit the wall some time.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 8, 2019 1:12 AM |
He's in training to be an usher: they're very good at picking seats.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 8, 2019 1:13 AM |
R31 He was fake in “The Sum of Us”. All sentiment, no cock-sucking.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 8, 2019 1:15 AM |
He's a man of unconventional size!
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 8, 2019 1:16 AM |
LMAO! You beehives are too much.
From Gladiator to Glad He Ate It.
And ate it.
And ate it.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 8, 2019 1:16 AM |
Wow, he looks terrible. He’s a great actor, though. He should have won an Oscar for The Insider instead of Gladiator. He was amazing in it.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 8, 2019 1:18 AM |
He’s passed O’Riurke and tilting towards Travolta on the Manquake Scale.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 8, 2019 1:19 AM |
Russell Crowe would have been more suitable casting as Chrissy Metz's husband in Breakthrough rather than Josh Lucas. They could have included a love scene.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 8, 2019 1:20 AM |
R42 And to be more precise - beer. Crowe has the very typical beer gut look.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 8, 2019 1:24 AM |
Heard him interviewed on Howard Stern, r42, and thought he was fairly drunk even at that early time in the morning.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 8, 2019 1:24 AM |
He will get another Oscar for "Brando in Twilight". No fat-suit required.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 8, 2019 1:29 AM |
I thought he wore a fat suit as Roger Ailes. Umm...guess not.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 8, 2019 1:31 AM |
[quote] Heard him interviewed on Howard Stern, [R42], and thought he was fairly drunk even at that early time in the morning.
Well he spends most of his time in Australia, so adjust for the time difference and it would be around midnight to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 8, 2019 1:31 AM |
[quote] Russell Crowe would have been more suitable casting as Chrissy Metz's husband in Breakthrough rather than Josh Lucas. They could have included a love scene.
I don't need Hollywood for that - I can just turn on Animal Planet.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 8, 2019 1:32 AM |
I thought that was AG Barr in OP's pic.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 8, 2019 1:36 AM |
He may not be digging into his anal crevice. He may merely be pulling up the loose elastic waistband in his 'sports briefs'.
Or, on the other hand, he could be pulling out the bottom bands of his 'sports briefs' which tend to ride up into one's anal crevice.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 8, 2019 1:37 AM |
I suddenly feel better about myself. Thanks, Russ!
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 8, 2019 2:20 AM |
"He may not be digging into his anal crevice. He may merely be pulling up the loose elastic waistband in his 'sports briefs'."
It actually looks like he just scratching the right cheek. But still: You're in public; you know you're a celebrity; you know people with cameras follow you around... Just, WHY?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 8, 2019 2:23 AM |
Regardless of why he got fat, could someone tell him to get a shirt that covers that gunt? At least Chrissy Metz knows to keep her folds covered.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 8, 2019 2:31 AM |
Russel's grotesque obesity is more than a gunt.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 8, 2019 2:36 AM |
He looks to be fingering his asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 8, 2019 2:36 AM |
R1 getting prepared to present hole, perhaps?
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 8, 2019 2:49 AM |
He got fat for a role?! Yeah, right. Even Winona's "I was shoplifting to prepare for a new role" excuse seemed more believable.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 8, 2019 2:51 AM |
"He was fake in “The Sum of Us”. All sentiment, no cock-sucking."
He was adorable in that movie, very believable as a gay man. And it wasn't a porno, so why would you think there should have been cock sucking?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 8, 2019 2:55 AM |
Time and booze are motherfuckers.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 8, 2019 3:00 AM |
Will Big Russ be wearing a comfortable caftan in the next tabloid story?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 8, 2019 3:03 AM |
OP's pic goes like this:
Chick holding the phone is saying "Here, Russell, have a look at this pic I just took of you. See, you still think you look good, but this pic shows how you REALLY look! Understand?"
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 8, 2019 3:15 AM |
I love that sweet little movie, r31. Thanks for the reminder.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 8, 2019 3:55 AM |
All I know is that he was hot as hell in that skinhead movie he did back in the early 90s, and in LA Confidential.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 8, 2019 5:14 AM |
"He got fat for a role?! "
This was literally mentioned years ago in a hilarious movie review where the author was wondering why Crowe "chose" to gain weight for the role.
If it had been a woman, they would have just said she'd lost her looks.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 8, 2019 5:33 AM |
^ That little movie was 27 years ago. Crowe is now almost 56 years old; so Crowe did that half a lifetime ago.
Crowe played Inspector Emile Javert in Les Misérables seven years ago; I believe he stole the characterisation from Charles Laughton's playing of Inspector Emile Javert 64 years ago.
He also has Laughton's corpulence.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 8, 2019 5:35 AM |
I liked Russell Crowe in The Quick & the Dead (& LA Confidential). Here's the gun store scene.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 8, 2019 5:51 AM |
His stomach has Crowe’s feet. I’d say 3 1/2 to 4 feet around.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 8, 2019 6:01 AM |
Does anyone know if Russell Crowe has bunions?
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 8, 2019 6:04 AM |
Why do actors have to get fat for a role. Can’t the fat actors just play them?
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 8, 2019 6:06 AM |
Brad Pitt is 5 months OLDER than Russell Crowe.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 8, 2019 6:07 AM |
all those scenes at R61 prove he was once, INDEED, hot as fuck. Wow.
And I loved him in L.A. Confidential, too. I wanted him and Guy Pearce to just fuck somehow. lol
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 8, 2019 6:25 AM |
R73 That wouldn't have happened as Pearce hated Crowe. On the subject of Pearce heard a rumour years ago he was into piss.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 8, 2019 6:55 AM |
R74 Pearce is into piss? ?
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 8, 2019 7:24 AM |
did a great job as Roger Ayles.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 8, 2019 9:13 AM |
His obese state isn't due to a role he is about to play. He looked the same in Boy Erased and that would have been filmed about two years ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 8, 2019 11:58 AM |
r71
I lost out on the Acid Queen because of that
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 8, 2019 12:29 PM |
r79: It's for a role I have YET to play. I am going to get even fatter and fatter until I play it eventually.
No, I cannot tell you what that role will be yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 8, 2019 4:39 PM |
Gangway for the crafty services table!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 8, 2019 4:44 PM |
That picture of Meg Ryan with John Mellencamp -- well, he seems to be seriously hung.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 8, 2019 4:53 PM |
I doubt Russell Crowe was ordered to gain that much weight for a movie role.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 8, 2019 5:29 PM |
I am amazed this photo has not received more press. It is so uniquely disgusting, and it also shows that Crowe has NOT been just wearing a fat suit for his latest roles (as has been claimed).
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 8, 2019 5:42 PM |
I warsh myself with a rag on a stick!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 8, 2019 5:52 PM |
Yet he still takes the time to dye his hair....
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 8, 2019 6:00 PM |
r89: he does not necessarily. dye his hair For many men (like myself) the beard goes white long before the hair does.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 8, 2019 7:53 PM |
My dad didn't dye his hair and at age 50 had a total of 6 grey hairs in his entire head and a salt-and-pepper beard.
As for Russell Crowe, bingeing for THE INSIDER permanently fucked his metabolism. See also: Benicio Del Toro.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 8, 2019 8:00 PM |
Bullshit. Christian Bale would like a word R91. Russell just has large appetites and doesn't care to tame them as he ages. Same for Benecio. Don't even know why it needs stating that these are two of Hollywoods biggest boozeheads.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 8, 2019 8:31 PM |
Still pulling in the young blonde women, though.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 8, 2019 9:08 PM |
NY Post said he was "scratching his backside." That's what it looks like he's doing. I guess he doesn't give a fuck. His attitude is kind of refreshing, considering he used to be a sex symbol. It's like he's saying "this is the way I am now and I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks about it."
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 8, 2019 9:22 PM |
Yes, it is just so charming he is openly scratching his ass with his hand inside his track pants, r95.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 8, 2019 9:58 PM |
It's for a part, he can lose it in two weeks!
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 8, 2019 10:39 PM |
He is the exact duplicate of my brother with that gut. They could be twins.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 8, 2019 10:51 PM |
This is a recipe for a heart attack
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 8, 2019 10:56 PM |
"Yes, it is just so charming he is openly scratching his ass with his hand inside his track pants."
Who said it was "charming?" He just looks like a slob, an ordinary slob scratching an itch...but he's Russell Crowe. And he obviously doesn't give a damn what people think about it. More power to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 8, 2019 11:53 PM |
R100 where do you live where "ordinary slobs" scratch their asses like that in public while speaking to another person? This isn't just ordinary slob, this is "I'm rich, so what you gonna do?" I worked as a PT for this old money guy once and he was exactly like this. One time I showed up to find him pooping in the hallway toilet with the door wide open. Mind you the house was teaming with people. Lots of people fart during sessions but he was especially unapologetic. I would standing behind him checking his form and he would just casually let rip with no awareness of how unfair it was. He spat on the floor too. A lot. I suggested a spit bucket as this was a safety hazard especially with the weights, he told me to bring towels from the house next time. He would stick his hand down his pants and not just to scratch but to straight up tag on his dick for minutes at time. It's as if money completely robbed him of awareness. Then I would see him on the social pages rubbing elbows with whoever looking as polished as could be. I'm sure he wasnt farting at the Rothschild annual ball.
Just trust me, Russell is farting at the plebs. Nothing admirable about this.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 9, 2019 9:14 AM |
I'd still suck his cock. And swallow.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 9, 2019 10:06 AM |
You couldn't even get to it, R102. You'd be smothered first.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 9, 2019 12:23 PM |
This is why I try to avoid shaking hands with people.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 9, 2019 1:31 PM |
Russell Crowe was always going to age badly. That bulky type often do. See also: Wayne Rooney (footballer). They're usually slightly chubby, round faced kids, then the testosterone carves them exquisitely (and painfully briefly) into ultra masculine sex gods. Then they look all worn out and fat by 30-40. SAD.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 9, 2019 2:40 PM |
He was great on South Park
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 9, 2019 2:41 PM |
So by R105 logic which of today's stars are fated for this tragic decline. Peter Evans? Harry Styles and the Irish one from one direction? Who else?
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 9, 2019 3:50 PM |
If it's going to happen to any of the 1D boys it would be Niall. He has the face for the type, but he seems downright lanky in some photos so not sure he has the right body. Harry Style also seems pretty thin. I'm sorry I have no idea who Peter Evans is.
Another tell for this type is they often look like full grown men very early. Like at 16-17 they'll be as broad in the upper body as a 30 y.o. Also often always on the verge of being fat/have to work at it not to be chunks. Rugby player Ben Cohen is another example of the type. See photos of him looking delicious vs him looking like a lard-o.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 9, 2019 4:14 PM |
R108 Niall Horan has slightly chubby belly already. We’ll see what the future has in store for him....
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 9, 2019 4:54 PM |
R92, Bale has spoken about how hard his up and weight has been on his body and how he’s done with doing that for roles. De Niro, who probably started the whole thing of dramatically gaining weight for a role, never looked the same after Raging Bull.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 9, 2019 4:55 PM |
He's preparing for his role as Steve Bannon in the Trump family biopic.
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 9, 2019 5:14 PM |
At least the weight gain won't affect his singing voice!
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 9, 2019 5:21 PM |
He is clearly suffering from Syndrome X
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 10, 2019 5:49 AM |
Its a funny picture and good for him. He's not up himself like a lot of celebs. Mel Gibson is similarly disheveled though not fat. Must be an Antipodean thing for guys of their generation.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 10, 2019 6:11 AM |
People think public buttock scratching is funny? Weird sense of humor.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 10, 2019 6:27 AM |
^ Buttocks are funny; smelly sphincter is not.
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 10, 2019 6:32 AM |
His little "cashew" dick probably looks like a kitten peeking out from under a refrigerator.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 10, 2019 8:23 AM |
Classic beer gut. Very common Down Under.
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 10, 2019 10:15 AM |
r106 one of the best episodes ever. Loved "Tugger"
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 10, 2019 10:31 AM |
Eww. We all get older, but there's no need to go full Chrissy Metz.
His girlfriend looks so uncomfortable. Really she should be ashamed, the way it lays bare her egregious gold-digging.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 10, 2019 10:36 AM |
Back when he was hot and a leading man actor Courtney Love attempted to latch onto him. That was what she did, glom onto people with actual talent. She was trying to be a big movie star in those days. I remember some event they were both at (I don't think she was his date) and she was screaming "Russell! Russell!" They did have some kind of short-lived "friendship"; Crowe said he endured her attention because he's a good-hearted guy. But he soon tired of it. At some Hollywood event he was going off in him limo with his girlfriend, and she ran after it, pounding on the windows and screaming "You hypocrite!" Later she claimed to have been impregnated by him, and either aborted or miscarried the fetus. He claimed never to have fucked her (I believe him). In some EW article about the whole mess Love claimed she still wanted to be "friends" with Crowe. But I don't think that ever happened. Just another weird Hollywood scene, I guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 10, 2019 8:44 PM |
The movie is 'a fridge too far.'
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 12, 2019 5:18 AM |
Ex-wife Danielle Spencer must be laughing, she got half of Rusty’s money and has a hot younger man now.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 12, 2019 9:08 AM |
I washes myself with a rag on a stick.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 29, 2019 1:06 PM |
R82 My god, the shape of him. Is he wearing a girdle in that photograph?
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 29, 2019 1:30 PM |
is it true he likes for women to sit on his face and take a xxxx ?
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 29, 2019 1:44 PM |
“I can’t understand why I’ve gained so much weight. I only drink one can of beer a day.”
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 29, 2019 1:44 PM |
My God!!! That ass scratching..what is going on there??
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 29, 2019 1:48 PM |
Youse gays would do that with-a yer tongue
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 29, 2019 1:51 PM |
Why does he have his paws shoved down the back of his shorts? Is he digging for gold?
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 29, 2019 2:09 PM |
Crowe is forced to swing his arms back like that or else due to physics he’ll simply tip forward. Here he is using a backpack to perform the same function.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 29, 2019 3:28 PM |
Well, unlike so many in his profession he's clearly not vain.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 29, 2019 3:37 PM |
Bar Roma is closed until further notice.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 29, 2019 3:40 PM |
He’s treating his body like it’s an amusement park!
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 29, 2019 4:43 PM |
[quote]Russell Crowe has been smoking cigarettes since he was ten years old, and did not feel compelled to alter this habit before, during, or after playing the role of an anti-tobacco activist in The Insider.
I'll bet those lungs would rival the La Brea Tar Pits.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 29, 2019 7:20 PM |
If he does that in public, does he fist himself in private??
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 29, 2019 7:30 PM |
Maybe he quit finally quit the smokes and that’s where the huge weight gain came from.
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 29, 2019 7:32 PM |
[quote] Ex-wife Danielle Spencer must be laughing, she got half of Rusty’s money and has a hot younger man now.
When I first heard about that marriage, I thought "holy fucking shit, Russell Crowe is marrying Dee from [italic]What's Happening!![/italic]"
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 29, 2019 9:39 PM |
^Especially if he likes to sit on their faces and take a “Donald”!😫
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 29, 2019 10:28 PM |
He was so hot in Romper Stomper and packing some serious meat in his tighty whities.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 30, 2019 12:39 AM |
I don't know if many people have seen "Romper Stomper." But they should really watch it; he's at his best in it, young and hot. He played a horrific character, a skinhead, but even so was incredibly sexy.
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 30, 2019 3:00 AM |
shit,, he been a sow since Robin fukin Hood when they tried to hide his gut..
HE IS GROSS FUK
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 30, 2019 1:06 PM |
R144 That's true, they CGI'd over his paunch in the Robin Hood "bath" scene.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 30, 2019 4:36 PM |
The only female actor I can think of who’s let herself go to the same extent is Kirstie Alley, but she’s not really working anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 1, 2019 6:15 PM |
gotta hand it to the old cow
he don't mind a pic bein taken while he scratches his hemmoroids on his ass hole, he so constipated he cant take no shit w/o 5 ex laxes to get the stools to move.
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 1, 2019 7:20 PM |
This photo is obviously some sort of deep fake. I'm sure we had Russell Crowe cryogenicly frozen right after his role in 'Virtuosity'. We only thaw him out for parties and special events.
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 1, 2019 7:28 PM |
saw him at the baths, he is huge !
| by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 1, 2019 7:33 PM |
In other words, it's not a fatsuit.
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 1, 2019 7:39 PM |
[quote]Maybe he's practicing Method acting. We all know how Crowe disappears into his roles.
Children and lapdogs have been known to disappear into his rolls, too.
| by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 1, 2019 7:50 PM |
R149 well at least you can see where his motivation lies! He probably harkens back to a day when those were his go-to fun bags.
| by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 1, 2019 11:37 PM |
Are they doing a movie on George R. R. Martin?
| by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 2, 2019 12:44 AM |
Crowe has always been a fat, ugly pig. It's just getting harder for him to hide it now that he is getting older.
His mother looks like she weighs at least 300 pounds. Guess Crowe inherited her figure and looking at his mother explains why Crowe's women all look anorexic.
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 2, 2019 12:52 AM |
"Crowe has always been a fat, ugly pig. "
Ever seen any of his earlier movies? He was not fat. He was not ugly. And he was not a pig. You must be blind.
| by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 2, 2019 4:30 AM |
He always had a face that can only get fatter. You can just sense stout genes in the shape of a face.
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 2, 2019 7:39 AM |
R147 Bullshit. I kept working after I put all that weight on for The Poseidon Adventure!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 2, 2019 8:13 AM |
OMG, he looks fucking awful. A tie with aged Marlon Brando and Gérard Dépardieu.
| by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 2, 2019 9:57 AM |
You are a gem R119.
I can deal with the belly - you're comfortable going out like that? Knock yourself out.
Navigating your ass crack in public? Have a little self respect.
I agree with the above poster mentioning how transparent it is for the blonde gold digger to be going out with him. I guess they do deserve each other though.
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 2, 2019 11:23 AM |
More like he disappeared into a bucket of KFC R150.
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 2, 2019 11:31 AM |
There are only a few sexual positions someone that size can manage.
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 2, 2019 1:16 PM |
That woman is far more gross due to her obvious lack of self-respect.
You're with a guy known for a shitty demeanor who is physically-disgusting and PICKING HIS ASS IN PUBLIC. Is it really worth it because he's famous?
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 2, 2019 3:13 PM |
Did anyone ask the guy on his laptop (in OP’s pic) if he got to shake his hand?
| by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 2, 2019 3:32 PM |
They can say he gained weight for a role all they want, but he wasn't exactly 'svelte' in "Boy Interrupted"
| by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 2, 2019 3:37 PM |
I'd gladly suck him. He is still much more attractive than any black man in this world. I hate these slavery reparations policies and the left pushing these ridiculous narrative of "blacks are beautiful". They are not.
| by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 2, 2019 3:47 PM |
Don't respond to it, just F&F.
| by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 2, 2019 3:47 PM |
He was gorgeous in a little film called "Heaven's Burning". I had the poster on my wall in college.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 2, 2019 10:34 PM |
What part called for him to go so method that he was picking his ass in public?
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 2, 2019 10:44 PM |
He was never gorgeous. Epitome of AWG.
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 2, 2019 10:50 PM |
R172 = racist Stevie Wonder.
| by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 3, 2019 12:19 AM |
He is like Gérard Butler. Very average men who got a bump from playing a half naked alpha while at their physical prime. It was all downhill from their respective movies.
| by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 5, 2019 9:36 PM |
The cunt has such an extraordinary ego that he looks in the mirror and sees hotness.
| by Anonymous | reply 177 | December 5, 2019 9:52 PM |
This really exposed him for the manipulative, egotistical asshat that he is...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 7, 2019 3:57 AM |
Man R178. What a dick. Of course, no one on earth is going to be surprised by the fact that he is a bullying, phony user who thinks the rest of the world is beneath him.
| by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 7, 2019 6:10 AM |
That article, R178, is from 2006! WTF.
| by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 7, 2019 7:38 PM |
