WHAT DOES CHEESE DICK HEAD SMEGMA SMELL LIKE?
John Thompson 
In response to the What Does Pussy Smell Like? thread.
Just wondering because I’ll never suck a duck and I’m just curious.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 13, 2022 5:28 PM |
Actually, sucking a duck might be a better alternative.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 12, 2022 8:44 AM |
Fish. If it has been in a cooch.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 12, 2022 8:45 AM |
IT SMELLS LIKE DICK HEAD SMEGMA, YOU UPPER CASE ASSHOLE.
NEXT!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 12, 2022 8:48 AM |
Go ass-fuck a messy bottom with your smegma-riddled dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 12, 2022 8:59 AM |
Cheesy shrimp that’s starting to go bad. Well, you wanted an honest answer.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 12, 2022 9:02 AM |
As I always say to my (uncut) bf: nothing else smells quite like it, so don't be shy and let me have at it! Give it to me ripe with a day's worth of sweat, piss and even cum. The smell drives me crazy. Other "masculine" smells like sweaty socks and shoes don't do it for me; what I like is the uniqueness and the fact that it's the dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 12, 2022 9:05 AM |
Well, it is the scent unique to men. I remember a black friend’s Momma used to say: “I smell fish!” or “I smell cheese!” Whenever her kids did not wash well. It was a warning to them to scrub your dick and scrub your ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 12, 2022 9:14 AM |
Not as bad as your stinking pussy, OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 12, 2022 9:20 AM |
I actually figured it out.
You know that smell you get when you don't wash behind your ears?
It's a putrid, stink cheesy smell.
Same thing.
In addition to telling kids "Don't forget to wash behind your ears!" parents should include "And wash your stinky crotch too!"
I'm not even kidding.
It's basic hygiene, people.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 12, 2022 9:25 AM |
A friend of mine tried to suck one like pictured at above. She said it made her vomit on herself. So I guess her pussy smelled like vomit afterwards.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 13, 2022 1:45 PM |
It doesn't smell strong enough to cover up that horrendous odor coming from your pussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 13, 2022 1:47 PM |
A fabulous eldersister said it was no problem for her:
"Just a couple swipes with your tongue and it's clean as a whistle"!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 13, 2022 1:49 PM |
This rabid pussy-obsessed ass-smelling dickhead is getting tiresome.
Blocked!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 13, 2022 1:53 PM |
Think how much money you can save. When you want some cheese, just reach for your husband’s dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 13, 2022 1:55 PM |
Another fabulous eldersister had a Mexican $on of about 16 or 17.
She would instruct him to save his cheese for a week before their $essias!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 13, 2022 1:58 PM |
What do you call a woman’s vagina who had sex with her husband.
A cheese taco!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 13, 2022 2:02 PM |
it smells like john varvatos John Varvatos for men edt minus the figs/tamarinds note.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 13, 2022 2:21 PM |
Gay men have to be the most obnoxious hypocrites going..
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 13, 2022 3:23 PM |
