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What country has the most midgets?

Writer John Thompson

My vote is for El Salvador and Guatemala. All the men look like they’re seven years old.

by Anonymousreply 59June 30, 2022 12:22 PM

I've noticed that it seems common across the Latino immigrant population, regardless of country of origin.

by Anonymousreply 1June 28, 2022 4:16 PM

We are average height in LA but here in Barcelona we are a midget, where the average height of those 18-50 is 6 feet, including the fish!

by Anonymousreply 2June 28, 2022 4:17 PM

The country with the most Little People has to be China, apparently want you want though is the most per capita.

by Anonymousreply 3June 28, 2022 4:19 PM

I have never met a Bolivian over five feet in height.

by Anonymousreply 4June 28, 2022 4:26 PM

R3 does not know what "per capita" means.

Because it means "related or applied to (an) individual person.

Midgets (sic) do not exist "per capita" except to themselves.

Language is so troublesome for people lacking literacy or the desire to know things they talk about.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 6June 28, 2022 4:30 PM

it's "little people" - get it straight

by Anonymousreply 7June 28, 2022 4:33 PM

Whatever country these two mighty midgets are from...

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by Anonymousreply 9June 28, 2022 4:46 PM

Whichever Central African country has the highest pygmy population? Ironic because the world's tallest people (the Tutsi) are from the same area.

by Anonymousreply 10June 28, 2022 4:52 PM

In Europe Malta used to win this by a big margin. In the 1970s when I first lived there average height (for men) was about 5ft 5in, I towered over them when we left in 1980 when I was 11. It's now 5ft 7in but I'm 6ft 1in so I can still see straight across crowded rooms.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 28, 2022 5:18 PM

Sicilians are also pretty short.

by Anonymousreply 12June 28, 2022 5:22 PM

Agree Central America has lots of short men. It’s rare to meet a tall Mexican.

by Anonymousreply 13June 28, 2022 5:23 PM

[quote]Sicilians are also pretty short.

We are not. I’m the tallest one in my family.

by Anonymousreply 14June 28, 2022 5:42 PM

R13 I'm not a tall guy, but one thing I love about immigration is that now I feel like a giant standing in line behind one of them.

by Anonymousreply 15June 28, 2022 5:44 PM

There are a bunch of Oaxacan people in my town and none are over 4 foot 5.

by Anonymousreply 16June 28, 2022 5:58 PM

Yeah it’s crazy a lot of my Mexican friends can’t believe how incredibly short El Salvador and Guatemala’s are. They tower over them.

by Anonymousreply 18June 28, 2022 7:14 PM

Guatamala , short short people.

by Anonymousreply 19June 28, 2022 7:47 PM

R19, Mayan blood. Great pyramid-builders and astronomers.

by Anonymousreply 20June 28, 2022 7:48 PM

Height is only partly genetic, rich people who ate good food (high protein) were a similar height to us 100s of years ago.

Henry VIII was over 6ft tall.

by Anonymousreply 21June 28, 2022 7:54 PM

True about Guatemala. I live here, and I'm Guatemalan of some Spanish background and even tho I'm hardly what one would call tall (1.78 m/5'10) I always tower over men here when in a crowd. I do have some friends (also of not mayan background) who are taller than me, but most if the men here are short. It's the Mayan genes.

by Anonymousreply 22June 28, 2022 8:00 PM

[quote]100s of years ago.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 23June 28, 2022 8:01 PM

I was in Mexico City a couple months ago & saw a huge group of school children running for the bus. Some of them were tripping over themselves bags flying everywhere. The closer I got I realized they were all short central americans. Mexicans definitely look down on them.

by Anonymousreply 24June 28, 2022 8:12 PM

R24, They make fun of them big time!

by Anonymousreply 25June 28, 2022 8:12 PM

I had a Bolivian friend and he was well over 6 feet tall. I then met his parents- both were under 5 feet. I'd say diet has a lot to do with adult height.

by Anonymousreply 26June 28, 2022 9:40 PM

All's I know is the gals in here play fast and loose with the inches.

by Anonymousreply 27June 28, 2022 9:45 PM

OP, are you looking for a midget boyfriend? I think there is a whole category of "midget porn" out there.

by Anonymousreply 29June 29, 2022 12:27 AM

[quote] OP, are you looking for a midget boyfriend?

OP, are you BILL TAYLOR?

by Anonymousreply 30June 29, 2022 12:45 AM

Earlier this year I did temporary nursing home CNA work for a staffing agency. One of the last residents I changed and wiped was an older Mexican or Central American man who spoke no English. His butt looked like it belonged to a 7 year old kid.

by Anonymousreply 31June 29, 2022 1:14 AM

Hmmm...interesting. Maybe pedophiles should direct their desires towards midgets - just a thought.

by Anonymousreply 32June 29, 2022 1:18 AM

[quote]Midgets (sic) do not exist "per capita" except to themselves.

[quote]Language is so troublesome for people lacking literacy or the desire to know things they talk about.

Obligatory, not r3...

"Per capita" means "per person." This term is commonly used in statistics, economics, and business to report an average per person.

r6 is clearly mistaken. You can have income per capita, vehicles per capita, GDP per capita, and yes, midgets per capita. There are 30,000 people in the US who suffer from dwarfism or slighly less than 0.1 midgets per capita.

by Anonymousreply 33June 29, 2022 1:42 AM

^^^ooops - clearly not 0.1

0.001

by Anonymousreply 34June 29, 2022 1:44 AM

***Geez - I really need need to slow down...

one more try 1 in 10,000

I'm going to Oh, dear my own math.

by Anonymousreply 35June 29, 2022 1:46 AM

Isn’t there a gay pornstar who’s a midget? I think he’s Latino too.

by Anonymousreply 36June 29, 2022 1:50 AM

Does the average height also have a bit to do with hot weather countries, along with genes and no protein-rich food? Just looking at the listed countries here like Malta, Central American and Southeast Asian ones..

by Anonymousreply 37June 29, 2022 2:02 AM

You should visit Tiny Town, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 29, 2022 2:41 AM

[quote]We are average height in LA but here in Barcelona we are a midget, where the average height of those 18-50 is 6 feet, including the fish!

No way that's true. Mediterranean people are shorties.

by Anonymousreply 40June 29, 2022 3:24 AM

40 replies and no gay midget porn links? the dl is stumbling!

by Anonymousreply 41June 29, 2022 3:49 AM

This is gay porn with a midget

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by Anonymousreply 42June 29, 2022 3:55 AM

Big is a waste of space, resources, and oxygen.

by Anonymousreply 43June 29, 2022 5:40 AM

Interesting about Bolivians being short, they consistently rank very high in the biggest penises by country studies.

by Anonymousreply 44June 29, 2022 6:19 AM

Easy the Laos and the Philippines.

by Anonymousreply 45June 29, 2022 6:21 AM

R42 That is chupacabra porn.

by Anonymousreply 46June 29, 2022 6:21 AM

The planet will be saved only when we’re all less than 5 feet tall. For reasons that are well known to all.

by Anonymousreply 47June 29, 2022 7:43 AM

Did y'know that people from India are on average inches shorter than people from China? It's true. Look it up.

by Anonymousreply 48June 29, 2022 8:03 AM

Which head has the smallest mind?

OP’s, but of course.

Which pants hold the tiniest cock?

You guessed it!

by Anonymousreply 49June 29, 2022 8:22 AM

All those mixed Indios running around in Cee we steal and South America.

by Anonymousreply 50June 29, 2022 8:26 AM

I was recently on a bus and a bunch of Vietnamese tourists boarded. All of them—men and women—were barely over 5 foot.

by Anonymousreply 51June 29, 2022 8:28 AM

R48 That doesn’t surprise anyone. We all know about the giant 7 feet plus basketball players China creates by the thousands.

by Anonymousreply 52June 29, 2022 8:28 AM

Christopher Plummer seemed quite tall in Royal Hunt of the Sun, so I guess the Incas are a tall exception to the short Indian truism.

by Anonymousreply 53June 29, 2022 8:29 AM

Take a look who’s standing outside of Home Depot every day. It looks like Mrs. Jenkins kindergarten class was let out early.

by Anonymousreply 54June 29, 2022 11:32 AM

Reading a lot of animal protein increases height. The average Japanese is now 4 or 5 inches taller. So we need to eat less meet.

Ergo smaller people is how the planet will survive.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 30, 2022 11:47 AM

I was once in a band called “Chupacabra Porn.”

by Anonymousreply 56June 30, 2022 12:16 PM

You can’t sav”midget” on TV!

I sure would like to.

by Anonymousreply 58June 30, 2022 12:18 PM

All the East Asian countries

by Anonymousreply 59June 30, 2022 12:22 PM