Well, the hooker on the right ain't no prize, either.

by Anonymous

reply 1

April 12, 2018 1:02 AM

Who's the blond boy with the pink pocket square?

by Anonymous

reply 2

April 12, 2018 1:02 AM

He's on the Andy Cohen show about a summer share on Long Island.

by Anonymous

reply 3

April 12, 2018 1:04 AM

Ohhh, the women-hating, self-loathing gay is out in full force tonight. Now I get it.

by Anonymous

reply 6

April 12, 2018 1:06 AM

Uugh! The brown dress shoe thing is so played out.

by Anonymous

reply 7

April 12, 2018 1:06 AM

The whole wedding party! A mess.

by Anonymous

reply 8

April 12, 2018 1:08 AM

I wonder if they had the ceremony in a church. Some churches won't even do weddings if the bride wears something trashy like that. Looks like Paul Manafort on the bride's left side.

by Anonymous

reply 9

April 12, 2018 1:10 AM

R7 I'm in complete agreement. Yuck.

by Anonymous

reply 10

April 12, 2018 1:11 AM

"It's mywedding day. I'm going to dress like a virgin, stripper, princess so when Daddy and I dance, he can remember how great our sex was. #MeToo"

by Anonymous

reply 11

April 12, 2018 1:12 AM

Don't their mothers say something like, "Your father and I are NOT paying for this wedding if you insist on looking like a tart."

by Anonymous

reply 12

April 12, 2018 1:13 AM

"Mom, I am a modern woman! I objectify myself so others can't do it first. It's all very empowering and meta. You wouldn't understand"

by Anonymous

reply 13

April 12, 2018 1:16 AM

I'll take the guy on the far right.

by Anonymous

reply 14

April 12, 2018 1:16 AM

I am udderly speechless. Emphasis on udder. They look so real.

by Anonymous

reply 16

April 12, 2018 1:23 AM

Bit ol hangin knockers. Cat nip for the str8 boys. I’d like to see pink pocket square’s hole.

by Anonymous

reply 17

April 12, 2018 1:26 AM

"Ohhh, the women-hating, self-loathing gay is out in full force tonight. Now I get it."

Find another website, freak.

by Anonymous

reply 18

April 12, 2018 1:29 AM

The Bravo guy is really short so the bride must be Queen Victoria size.

by Anonymous

reply 20

April 12, 2018 1:32 AM

The groom must be loaded.

by Anonymous

reply 21

April 12, 2018 1:32 AM

Ops fantasy wedding dress.

Offsite Link

by Anonymous

reply 24

April 12, 2018 1:39 AM

Am I the only one thinking, "at least it's not a strapless gown?"

And R7 and R10 think brown dress shoes are "played out." On that TLC show "Say Yes to the Dress," practically EVERY episode ended with the frau (many of whom were tattooed and 250+ pounds with flabby arms) ending up in a strapless bodice that they overflowed. The only women that look good in strapless gowns are tall, VERY slender and delicate-framed, with a long neck, nice clavicles, and toned arms (think Taylor Swift). In other words, almost zero percent of American adult females.

I don't give a shit about royals, but I was seriously hoping Will and Kate's wedding would bring back long-sleeved, classy gowns (which would've been the only useful thing they've ever accomplished in their lives).

by Anonymous

reply 25

April 12, 2018 1:41 AM

Give me the one in the middle ANY day R22 !

by Anonymous

reply 26

April 12, 2018 1:44 AM

Whew boy that is one Republican looking bunch.

by Anonymous

reply 27

April 12, 2018 1:45 AM

Why did she even bother with the straps?

Clearly topless to her would have been just as appropriate.

OK maybe tassels or pasties would have worked too.

You Gotta Get a Gimmick on the organ would have been fun.

by Anonymous

reply 28

April 12, 2018 2:04 AM

I love the advice Joan Rivers gave to Missy in her selection of a wedding gown: "This is your One Big Day, even if you were to remarry; so don't blow it in a shitty little slip dress."

by Anonymous

reply 29

April 12, 2018 2:09 AM

Why is it assumed that the bride gets the attention? Why is it all about the bride? It's a 50/50 event.

by Anonymous

reply 30

April 12, 2018 2:11 AM

The bride wandered over from the "Sex with harnesses " thread.

by Anonymous

reply 31

April 12, 2018 2:12 AM

She barely has anything up top. It only looks vulgar if you have big boobs.

by Anonymous

reply 32

April 12, 2018 2:13 AM

OPs example is not as vulgar as it is unflattering. The dress makes her boobs look so low on her torso. She's got an acre of flat chest up top, and the boobs appear to be situated two inches above her belly button. Her girlfriends/sisters must secretly hate her.

by Anonymous

reply 33

April 12, 2018 2:14 AM

[quote]OPs example is not as vulgar as it is unflattering.

Why can't it be both?

by Anonymous

reply 34

April 12, 2018 2:15 AM

Do women get buried showing cleavage?

by Anonymous

reply 35

April 12, 2018 2:17 AM

It's not 50/50 because only the gay men are interested in how the groom looks and what is their percentage at such an event?

by Anonymous

reply 36

April 12, 2018 2:18 AM

What is it with everybody going sleeveless ?!? Rare is the older woman,or 90% of the younger ones,who can carry off sleeveless well,yet they all are doing it. In a not so far off future the bride is going to look at that ridiculous dress and wonder why no one told her the truth . She must be a cunt for real.

by Anonymous

reply 38

April 12, 2018 2:29 AM

Because the fashion industry hates women r38. They are paying for 3/4 of a dress (sleeveless or strapless) and few have arms worth showing off.

by Anonymous

reply 39

April 12, 2018 3:05 AM

Unflattering AND vulgar.

Tasteless, too.

I’m female. I just wouldn’t dress like that for a wedding.

by Anonymous

reply 40

April 12, 2018 3:10 AM

Strapless dresses are easier to alter, that's why. Duh.

by Anonymous

reply 41

April 12, 2018 3:10 AM

Don't like it. Odd choice for her especially because it makes her boobs look like their at stomach level.

by Anonymous

reply 42

April 12, 2018 6:36 PM

This will be the bitch who screams #MeToo when a drunken wedding guest grabs her titty.

If you're not serving it, don't display it to the guests.

by Anonymous

reply 43

April 12, 2018 6:41 PM

The groom should be shirtless, so they coordinate.

by Anonymous

reply 44

April 12, 2018 6:48 PM

That's not too bad. Still wouldn't wear it as that neckline is more appropriate for a disco.

by Anonymous

reply 45

April 12, 2018 7:14 PM

The dress AND the blue suit/brown shoe crap combination are godawful apparel all around. Get some good taste.

by Anonymous

reply 46

April 12, 2018 7:45 PM

I say if it's your wedding, you can let dem titties hang any way you want! L'chaim!

by Anonymous

reply 47

April 12, 2018 8:01 PM

R44, "The groom should be shirtless, so they coordinate."

This comment makes a point. What if the from showed up showing skin and a huge package in tight pants?

by Anonymous

reply 48

April 13, 2018 2:36 AM

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

by Anonymous

reply 49

April 13, 2018 2:52 AM