Its' that time again! Post your random, unexpected sexual encounters.

by Anonymous

reply 47

December 7, 2018 2:27 AM

I was standing next to Bill Cosby at a party. Had a drink. Next thing I know, I woke up bleeding from my ass.

by Anonymous

reply 1

May 26, 2018 5:47 PM

R1 = Keisha Knight Pullman remembering her days on The Cosby Show

Offsite Link

by Anonymous

reply 3

May 26, 2018 5:52 PM

My attempt at keeping DL gay seems to be failing.

by Anonymous

reply 4

May 26, 2018 5:54 PM

Several years ago, at a club, shirtless on a crowded dance floor, someone from behind me reached around, undid my pants, took my cock and balls out, and jerked me off to completion while everyone around watched and cheered. Vaguely non-consensual because I was not asked, but I could have stopped it. I still jerk off to the memory of everyone watching and enjoying me. Did not even clearly see his face.

by Anonymous

reply 5

May 26, 2018 6:03 PM

[quote]My attempt at keeping DL gay seems to be failing.

Next time, start a thread about Ethel Merman.

by Anonymous

reply 6

May 26, 2018 6:06 PM

R5 That happened to me at a foam party years ago.

by Anonymous

reply 7

May 26, 2018 6:44 PM

I was passed out the other weekend after a date and I woke up to him fucking me. It was the one time I wished I wasn’t clean.

by Anonymous

reply 8

May 26, 2018 7:08 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of meeting someone out in public then having sex minutes later.

by Anonymous

reply 9

May 27, 2018 12:35 AM

Marco?

Marco Rubio at R7, is that you??!

by Anonymous

reply 10

May 27, 2018 1:28 AM

R10 Who would touch Little Marco there?

by Anonymous

reply 11

May 27, 2018 1:29 AM

"I was thinking more along the lines of meeting someone out in public then having sex minutes later."

Yes, we know. But outside of a porn store or bathhouse/sex club, this takes quite a bit of bravado and courage.

by Anonymous

reply 12

May 27, 2018 12:39 PM

I was at a conference and oddly horny as I was walking to my hotel room. I caught the eye of another attendee and I kept cruising. He was damn sexy in his suit.

He stopped, made a mental calculation, and followed me into the elevator. Within 5 minutes we were in my hotel room fucking like rabbits.

by Anonymous

reply 13

May 27, 2018 12:59 PM

Bellhop brought up my luggage. And fucked me. How that happened so quickly I still don't quite know. I'm pretty sure I didn't give him any signal as far as I'm aware.

by Anonymous

reply 14

May 27, 2018 1:18 PM

For some add reason, people who work in hotels have a 6 th sense about who is gay.

I’m not flamboyant in the least and have s pretty masculine voice. Once, I checked in at a hotel in a city I was unfamiliar with. I asked the concierge if there were any good bars nearby. He immediately said, “the gay bars are in that part of town” and here’s how to get there.

by Anonymous

reply 15

May 27, 2018 1:25 PM

"I’m not flamboyant in the least and have a pretty masculine voice."

Sure, Jan...

by Anonymous

reply 16

May 27, 2018 2:00 PM

Saturday of Memorial Day weekend. Traveled to a gay/nude beach area along a river. I haven't been there in 7 years, just a curious about it after so many years. Pretty disappointed in the guys hanging out... in general, they were older, fat, badly tatted. Pretty obvious that there was an "in crowd" and then "others".

It's cruisy, I took a wander up into the woods, didn't see anything I was interested in. After an hour at my blanket, decided to take one more wander. I was heading back to my spot, saw a guy I thought was attractive and hung; he seemed to respond.

I decide to turn into the woods, he follows... a few minutes later, I've got his hard dick in my mouth (yea) and he's blowing me (yea again). I fire off a load of spunk, he's jerking his dick, asks me to grab his balls and he fired off a load as well. Nice close to an afternoon. We went our separate ways, I packed up my stuff, headed home.

by Anonymous

reply 17

May 27, 2018 2:19 PM

Me, a member of the football team (god, I don't know what position), and the post office of our small South Texas college...I don't remember what made us think that giving him a blow job right then and there was a good idea. It was after 5pm, so the staff was gone. I suppose the audacity made it even hotter, so in five minutes I was off my knees and he was zipping his pants..

by Anonymous

reply 18

May 27, 2018 3:03 PM

I was at a performance of "Bent" in NYC. At intermission, this hot guy approaches me at the bar, and says he's visiting with his mom from Canada and they were sitting right behind me. Said the play was so intense, he wanted to talk to someone. After the show, I took him and his mom to breakfast. Then the guy and I went dancing. Ended up in my hotel room at the Waldorf fucking like rabbits.

by Anonymous

reply 19

May 27, 2018 3:32 PM

R18, that sounds like something that happened before security cameras were everywhere.

by Anonymous

reply 20

May 27, 2018 5:47 PM

Late one night coming back after clubbing, a cute guy and I did the Chelsea Step. We stopped. Ducked behind a hedge and fucked a doggie quickie. Mind you, this was on NYU campus.

by Anonymous

reply 21

May 27, 2018 8:25 PM

R21 What is 'Chelsea Step'?

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reply 22

May 27, 2018 8:42 PM

[quote]Bellhop brought up my luggage. And fucked me. How that happened so quickly I still don't quite know. I'm pretty sure I didn't give him any signal as far as I'm aware.

Many bellhops are trained to recognize that a guest’s dropping his pants is an invitation.

by Anonymous

reply 23

May 27, 2018 8:51 PM

[quote]I’m not flamboyant in the least and have a pretty masculine voice.

The last guy I hooked up with who described himself as masculine...was not. He was fun, though, and we got together multiple times.

by Anonymous

reply 24

May 27, 2018 8:53 PM

Same as R13. We went to his room during lunch break, fucked like rabbits, were late to the next session. I noticed he had cum on his tie...he kept his on while we were fucking, it was hot.

by Anonymous

reply 25

May 27, 2018 9:05 PM

I walked into Harvey's hotel room to show him my portfolio and, what do you know, he was waving his cock at me. The next thing I know, he's eating my pussy...

by Anonymous

reply 26

May 27, 2018 9:10 PM

Driving through a rural, New England area. Stopped at a traffic light - and curiously, caught the eye of the guy ahead of me in his rear view mirror. No gesturing or any obvious signalling, but it was like we both knew immediately what the eye contact meant. He put on his blinker, turned left - and I followed. About a 1/2 mile or so there was a scenic turnoff. We both pulled in, got out of our cars, stepped into the woods - and had some mind-blowing sex up against a big 'ole tree. Got back in our cars and drove away. Still to this day, I can't quite recall what that initial eye contact entailed - was there a raised eyebrow or something that was the clear signal? Whatever it was, I'm glad I was able to respond to it. It was pretty fucking hot.

by Anonymous

reply 27

May 27, 2018 9:15 PM

R27 something similar happened to me years ago...except I totally misread the guy. I kept following and following until he parked in a store parking lot. He got out and walked into the store. I realized he had no idea I was following him and that his glance at me through the rear view mirror was completely misconstrued

by Anonymous

reply 28

May 27, 2018 9:46 PM

R22 A Chelsea Step is when two gays cruise past each other and both turn, usually after the third step, at the same time to look at the other. One Two Three Turn.

by Anonymous

reply 29

May 28, 2018 12:58 AM

I would be willing to bet, R15, that to most straight guys a bar is pretty much a bar, and that your asking about good ones was a fairly clear signal to the desk clerk....

by Anonymous

reply 30

May 28, 2018 1:56 AM

Not full on sex but I gave my city councillor head when he was canvasing for votes in my apartment building. Basically I was home from work because I was expecting an important delivery and while I was waiting I started jacking on the couch watching porn when there was a knock at the door. Thinking it was UPS, I quickly put on a robe and answered the door not realizing I left the porn on and it was visible from the front door. Added to that my was trying to poke through my robe....long story short my councillor was ensured my vote.

by Anonymous

reply 33

August 31, 2018 6:30 PM

I love these stories and not saying I don't believe them, but since these are all spontaneous gay sexual encounters, I just have to ask: when guys say they just hooked up with some other guy on the spot and fucked, what about the cleanliness issue? How does the person who's going to bottom get around the fact there's no time to go prepare first?

Sorry to ask but I just can't help but wonder!

by Anonymous

reply 36

September 1, 2018 1:52 AM

[quote]I just have to ask: when guys say they just hooked up with some other guy on the spot and fucked, what about the cleanliness issue? How does the person who's going to bottom get around the fact there's no time to go prepare first?

Let me say this delicately. If that is where your mind is going or is what you are getting from this, you may have issues.

by Anonymous

reply 37

September 1, 2018 1:55 AM

It is a legitimate question, R37. Stop being such a delicate flower.

by Anonymous

reply 38

September 1, 2018 2:00 AM

Met a flight attendant on a flight to Atlanta. Ten minutes after landing we were jerking off together in an airport bathroom stall.

by Anonymous

reply 39

September 1, 2018 2:21 AM

Actually, R38, you're being the delicate flower. Spontaneous means spontaneous.

by Anonymous

reply 40

September 1, 2018 11:28 PM

This past summer I was the train this summer going to visit my parents for a couple days and this really cute guy sitting next to me ended up jerking me off.

by Anonymous

reply 41

November 19, 2018 7:11 PM

Can you imagine some of these prissies in the 1970s?

by Anonymous

reply 42

November 19, 2018 7:29 PM

Ok, so, best-unexpected sex. A few years ago I was exploring the idea of building a tiny home that I could build on wheels and take with me when the music company I was with at the time traveled the country. While I was researching I ended up meeting a guy online who was a musician as well and he had just finished building a tiny house for the same purpose. After a month or two of keeping in touch, he told me he was going to be traveling with his house and would be staying for a couple days in a small town about two hours from where I lived and he wanted to know if I wanted a tour.

So, I go and meet this guy at his house and while I had seen a couple pictures of him on Facebook he was absolutely stunning in person and he had a hot accent having been brought up in both New Zealand and Australia. Right away I got a ‘fluid’ artist kind of vibe from him and after a tour of the house, he offered me a drink. At first, I hesitated because I was expecting I’d drive back home shortly but I relented and we started talking and discovered we had a good deal in common and we both lamented the loneliness (and perpetual horniness) of being alone on the road for stretches of time. After getting a good buzz he offered to put me on the couch that night so I didn’t have to drive home and because it would give me a better feel of staying in a tiny house. I said yes, of course.

I can’t remember exactly how it started but before too long I had his nice uncut cock in my mouth. He had zero interest in bottoming so I did the honor and we fucked a couple times that night. I also discovered that a tiny house is not conducive to hot sex. I left with bumps and bruises all over the place from bumping into walls, ceilings etc. Funny enough while I decided against building a tiny house he and I still message from time to time mostly for a quick sexting session.

by Anonymous

reply 43

December 6, 2018 4:29 PM

I worked in the leasing/management office of a brand new office building that was still mostly empty. It was one of my first jobs out of school so I was pretty young and had not really come out yet. We had this UPS guy that would come in -- super friendly, 30ish, stocky, bearded -- and so I'd usually arrange to be around when he came in. I don't know what got into me, I had no clue if he was gay or not, but once when he was there, I told our receptionist that I was going to use the rest room. He wound up following me "to use the facilities" as well. As we stood there, sided by side at the urinals, he looked over to check me out and gave me a wink. I asked him if he wanted a quick tour of a vacant floor and we went up to an unused space. He had his thick dick in my mouth before I knew what hit me and he held my head and fucked my mouth like crazy. He exploded in my mouth but some came dribbling out onto my tie, which was brand new. He took off while I tried to salvage my tie. The goofy thing was, I was certain when I got back that everybody knew what I'd been up to so whenever he came in the office again, I'd stay in my office. Looking back now, I would totally have met up with him after work to fuck.

by Anonymous

reply 44

December 6, 2018 8:14 PM

R44 - Stocky is a nice way to say 'fat', bearded is a way hipsters try to hide the ugly, 30 ish is a way to not admit he was probably around 45. . But, to each their own.

by Anonymous

reply 45

December 6, 2018 8:37 PM

R45 - you can keep your own cuntyness to yourself. Jesus.

R44 - your story was hot and your later reaction understandable - we all live & learn.

by Anonymous

reply 46

December 6, 2018 8:54 PM

you should’ve reported the tie damage, r44, and made him come back to deliver again.

by Anonymous

reply 47

December 7, 2018 2:27 AM