Ugly old female names
Daniel Martin
I found these on a list of hurricane names from 1970, when it was women only. I'll stick to names we haven't heard:
Bernice, Blanca, Billie, Babe
Celia, Carlotta, Cora, Clara
Doria, Delores, Doreen, Della
Ella, Edith, Evelyn, Eileen
Francelia, Flossie, Freda
Georgette, Glenda, Georgia, Gloria
Hallie, Hope, Hyacinth, Harriet
Iris, Irah(?!), Ione, Iva
June, Joyce (when was the last time anyone named their kid Joyce?)
Kit, Kara, Kendra (doesn't sound that old, but neither does it sound great)
Lorna, Lorraine, Lillian
Mamie, Madeline, Mona
Nadine, Noreen, Nona, Nita, (No No) Nanette
Ora, Orlene, Orchid, Orva, Orla
Phyllis, Priscilla, Patty (or Patricia, or Patrice, for that matter)
Queena(?!?!)
Rena, Rhoda, Roslyn
Sherry, Selma, Simone
Trix, Thora, Trudy, Tara, Tillie
Verna(!), Vesta(!!), Virgy(!!!!!!!)
Wilda, Wallis, Wilna, Wenda
Sadly, very few of these were ever used, so we were deprived, say, the coquettish wrath of Hurricane Francelia.