Ugliest female noses ever?
Ava Lawson 
Can be from any/all eras.
Let's discuss...
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 15, 2022 10:41 AM |
Love what she does, hate her nose. I feel bad
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 20, 2022 9:22 AM |
Elizabeth Olsen. It's barely there; she looks like a Close Encounter of the Third Kind alien.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 20, 2022 9:30 AM |
Lea Michele's nose transition has gone well
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 20, 2022 11:03 PM |
Barbra from her bad side.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 20, 2022 11:42 PM |
Tbh I liked lea’s nose before
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 21, 2022 12:32 AM |
Morena Baccarin has such a poorly done nose job, I can't watch her. She's lovely, but she whittled it down so much and so poorly, it's Jacksonesque. One rarely sees work this badly done on a celebrity. And she's Brazilian! They're usually so good!
It's most noticeable in motion, a still picture doesn't do it justice, but I'll post.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 21, 2022 1:00 AM |
Laura Bell Bundy's botched nose job(s) deserves a mention.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 21, 2022 10:56 PM |
Goldie Hawn, the 3rd rhinoplasty one. The original was cute:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 21, 2022 11:41 PM |
Sandra Bernhard, and she's probably proud of it, too!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 21, 2022 11:47 PM |
Diane Keaton has a weird nose. It looks perfectly fine from some angles but that bulb of a tip is very strange.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 22, 2022 5:40 AM |
Cleopatra the most famous woman in history.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 22, 2022 5:44 AM |
Madonna’s flaring nostrils look satanic
Coincidence?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 22, 2022 5:50 AM |
Margaret Hamilton, as The Wicked Witch of the West in "The Wizard of Oz", is the award winner hands down. What a comparison with Judy Garland's cute little nose!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 22, 2022 5:58 AM |
Joan Rivers. Looks like it was made of cardboard.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 22, 2022 6:46 AM |
Markle, the American asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 22, 2022 8:00 AM |
R27, that was latex enhanced
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 22, 2022 1:59 PM |
Modern Art maven Peggy Guggenheim.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 22, 2022 2:04 PM |
Why do people think Megan Markle's nose is ugly? Just wondering
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 23, 2022 1:07 AM |
Greta Van Stressan or whatever
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 23, 2022 2:45 AM |
Team markle and her every changing michael jackson nose. Hope she does the same , she is well on the way.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 23, 2022 3:31 AM |
Uma Thurman. Dionne. Meryl Streep. Jennifer Aniston.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 23, 2022 4:20 AM |
I was just about to post, nobody cares about her, but Paris Hilton. Hideous
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 23, 2022 4:55 AM |
As one ages, the ears and nose grow larger and longer. Paris will need a bucket around her neck to catch the snot when she sneezes, and her earrings will hang past her sagging tatties.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 23, 2022 5:53 AM |
R41 normally I hate when people say thread closed but in this case…
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 23, 2022 6:00 AM |
And Paris’ nose is droopy. Like the tip is melting.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 23, 2022 8:20 PM |
Paris Hilton has the exact same nose as Marilyn Monroe
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 23, 2022 9:12 PM |
I've been curious for years to know what Nicole Vicius' original, pre-plastic surgery disaster nose looked like:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 24, 2022 3:41 AM |
Nannette Fabray had a vicious stage mother who was hypercritical of her looks. Hence the hatchet job on her nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 24, 2022 3:44 AM |
[quote]Ugliest female noses ever?
Yours.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 24, 2022 4:10 AM |
Nanette Fabray never had a nose job
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 24, 2022 7:01 AM |
R53 She looked like a long lost member of the Jackson family. Her original nose wasn't perfect, but it wasn't hideous or distracting. Was she happy with it after? If so, it was obviously strong denial/coping mechanism.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 24, 2022 5:39 PM |
R57 she was also struggling with severe hearing loss to boot. Stressful times for Nanette.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 24, 2022 7:15 PM |
I think it's settled. We have a winner.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 24, 2022 8:21 PM |
Khloe Kardashian has done a number on her nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 24, 2022 10:06 PM |
How many nose jobs did Nanette Fabray have? Just wondering.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 24, 2022 11:28 PM |
It's not the ugliest nose but Molly Shannon has that really distracting dimple on the tip of hers.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 25, 2022 6:56 PM |
We have a Nose Troll on DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 25, 2022 6:58 PM |
Rossy De Palma, the Spanish lollapalooza.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 25, 2022 7:00 PM |
Rossy De Palma's nose is both large and bent.
I couldn't cope with such a nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 26, 2022 2:16 AM |
R72 Look at Rossy de Palma!
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 26, 2022 4:06 AM |
Has Geraldine Page been mentioned a few thousand times?
What about Cate Blanchett?
X Tina?
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 28, 2022 5:16 AM |
Rossy de Palma. Speaking of.
1) Rossy de Palma goes beyond and boundary of ugly to the realm of wildly unusual and she used it to great effect and was even a fashion muse. I have met Rossy de Palma a few times and she is tiny and ugly is not the first word that comes to mind. Rather striking and bizarre because so unusual.
2) a good 20 years ago I used to go to a mixed sauna in Lausanne Switzerland. That's a night when straight swingers go to a gay sauna and they don't keep out the gays. For about 2 years there was a Rossy de Palma lookalike, but wait. She was also physically deformed of body. She barely had a torso and her legs kind of started at her tits and they were at least 6 inches uneven in length. She was tiny, like Rossy de Palma. So the fascinating thing was she was a HIT with all the straight swinging guys. Really handsome working class dudes. She was always with a good looking guy and the guys were very kind to her. They were fucking her, too.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 28, 2022 5:30 AM |
SJP, Barbra, Bette. I find the Jewish schnoz ugly
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 28, 2022 5:48 AM |
R82, what do you think of Madonna's nose? Just wondering.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 28, 2022 5:50 AM |
R83 i think Madonna is a beautiful woman. Her nose is fine. I haven't seen her latest face or nose though.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 28, 2022 5:58 AM |
R87, what don't you like about her nose? Just wondering
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 28, 2022 6:31 AM |
OP posted 30 times on his own thread. Or hers. And half of it is nonsense letters. WTF is wrong with people.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 28, 2022 7:14 AM |
Meryl Streep, I can't watch her because her nose bothers me that much.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 28, 2022 7:51 AM |
Ice Dancer Olympic Gold Medalist Gabriella Papadakis. I'm in awe of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 28, 2022 6:15 PM |
Rossy de Palma for the win, R69. She looks like a cassowary, bless her heart.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 28, 2022 7:02 PM |
What's wrong with Cate Blanchett's nose?
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 28, 2022 7:21 PM |
Jill Clayburgh and her daughter Lily Rabe
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 29, 2022 3:40 AM |
Have you seen Khloe K's. most recent redo? Holy Jesus, that girl needs to stop or her entire face might just cave in.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 29, 2022 8:29 AM |
Has Kylie Jenner had a nose job?
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 29, 2022 11:11 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 29, 2022 11:19 PM |
Janet never had a nose job
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 30, 2022 4:14 AM |
R105- Are people still referring to that hole in her face as a nose?
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 30, 2022 4:46 AM |
What does everyone think of Michelle Pfeiffer's nose?
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 30, 2022 6:01 AM |
R102 Yes, Kylie has had a nose job (hers was a hideous pug) and a bucket full of additional changes to her face. Those K-broads must keep their surgeon on speed-dial.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 30, 2022 9:49 AM |
I'm so distracted by Sarah Silverman's awful nose especially because the first times I saw her, once opening for Judy Gold, she had her real nose and she was adorable. The fixed nose gives her that Jamie Gertz blank expression.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 30, 2022 12:50 PM |
Bonnie Aarons, who played Valak the Nun.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 30, 2022 6:08 PM |
At the other was of the spectrum, Jennifer Grey's nose is perfect.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 30, 2022 10:31 PM |
*end (I don't know why I wrote "was.")
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 30, 2022 10:45 PM |
Madonna has the most attractive female nose ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 1, 2022 7:47 AM |
Argentine actor Diego Peretti
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 4, 2022 7:23 PM |
The ugliest noses to me are the space alien ones that result from nose jobs, and the ones with lopsided nostrils. I'd rather see a big schnoz on a woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 6, 2022 5:16 AM |
R121 Does he have a "female nose"?
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 6, 2022 2:00 PM |
What’s wrong with their noses R126? They’re dim, but aren’t they generally known for being attractive?
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 15, 2022 7:57 AM |
R127, are you blind? They both have big, long hooked noses with huge nostrils and a hanging columella.
And they both have small close-set eyes as well as many other flaws.
Far from perfect faces.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 15, 2022 10:41 AM |
