Shout out to the cock that launched a thousand "leaked" celebrity sex tapes. This is the dong that started a revolution in American culture.

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reply 30

May 15, 2018 5:07 PM

Was that before or after Tori Amos flashed her gash?

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reply 1

May 15, 2018 5:02 AM

I ‘d soo let Tommy Lee stretch me out......I’m talking about Pre Hepatitis C Era Tommy Lee though.

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reply 2

May 15, 2018 5:16 AM

R2 well of course. A discerning lady always makes the best choices.

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reply 3

May 15, 2018 5:18 AM

Did his son inherit his dick?

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reply 4

May 15, 2018 5:50 AM

R4 Mommy knows...The one on the left gave it up willingly, the one on the right was gay due to overbearing Mommy-"come take care of Momma" syndrome.

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reply 5

May 15, 2018 5:54 AM

Nobody on Datalounge said "dong" until I wrote it in a Call Me By Your Name thread.

Now EVERYBODY writes it and it's played out. You've completely spent its currency and it doesn't have a clever ring to it. The "dong" has lost its dong.

But since most Dataloungers are losers and tasteless dorks, and the DL is infested with a corny, Manic Pop Culture Name-Dropping Troll, the dong always lays its turd in the punchbowl.

Thanks, cunts.

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May 15, 2018 6:18 AM

R6 I've been using "Dong" since HS and my best friend labeled his dick pic on his computer as 'dong.png' and I secretly put it on a CD and jerked to it at home. So don't take credit completely.

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reply 7

May 15, 2018 6:23 AM

That’s a long dick dong

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reply 8

May 15, 2018 6:26 AM

R6 Um, no, dong has been in the 'meriKKKan vernacular longer than your own dong.

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reply 9

May 15, 2018 6:27 AM

That’s a Louisville slugger

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reply 10

May 15, 2018 6:35 AM

So funny that as a teenager I thought that cock looked like a baseball bat. 20 years later, it looks like a nice thick above average dick. I’m pretty sure I’ll come across one this year that is bigger.

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reply 11

May 15, 2018 7:17 AM

R11 Get It, Gurl! Find dat big cock!

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reply 12

May 15, 2018 7:19 AM

R13 it's definitely not...

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reply 14

May 15, 2018 7:26 AM

I never understood the fascination with him, it's not *that* big.

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reply 15

May 15, 2018 7:29 AM

His penis is bigger than her and his brain combined.

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reply 17

May 15, 2018 7:39 AM

R15 Good point. It looks no more than 7.5 inches, maybe 5.5 around. That is average by gay standards. I saw a dick that was 10.5 long and 8 inches around once. It was disgusting.

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reply 18

May 15, 2018 7:49 AM

"Pre hep C"

R2, so then just clap, syph and herpes for you?

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May 15, 2018 7:57 AM

[quote] ] I've been using "Dong" since HS and my best friend labeled his dick pic on his computer as 'dong.png' and I secretly put it on a CD and jerked to it at home.

I’d rather talk about this.

by Anonymous

reply 21

May 15, 2018 8:37 AM

He’s gross and anyone who has seen his sex tape knows he has no idea what to do with it anyway.

by Anonymous

reply 22

May 15, 2018 8:46 AM

R21 he was eight and a half inches and hot

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reply 23

May 15, 2018 9:22 AM

Keep reaching for the stars R11!

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reply 24

May 15, 2018 1:22 PM

Oh god, R6. You didn't coin the term ding. It has been around forever.

I am old enough (43) to remember the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill scandal, and his reference to "Long Dong Silver," which was allegedly a porno from the 70s.

I personally like it. "Dick" is generic like "penis." "Cock" has sexual overtones. "Dong" is silly, like an American version of the British "Willy." It has staying power in threads like this.

Isn't English fun?

by Anonymous

reply 25

May 15, 2018 1:33 PM

It's a nice big dick, that's for sure.

I'm sure it was a nice ride before he turned into a human petri dish.

by Anonymous

reply 26

May 15, 2018 1:39 PM

Grrr. Dong, not ding.

Oh, dear me, if you must!

by Anonymous

reply 27

May 15, 2018 1:40 PM

Let's talk about his sons

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May 15, 2018 5:07 PM