I just posted this on the other thread...yikes

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July 13, 2021 2:38 PM

He could play Anthony Perkins in a biopic

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July 13, 2021 2:49 PM

It doesn't surprise me. Chalamet is the type of man who peaks in attractiveness very young. Reminds me of Timothy Hutton. It's all downhill for Chalamet.

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July 13, 2021 2:52 PM

Whose cock is he sucking to get this far ahead so quickly?

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reply 11

July 13, 2021 3:37 PM

At least his tongue is actually in his mouth in those, it was constantly out when he was walking the carpet. He was high on something.

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reply 13

July 13, 2021 3:38 PM

Great. Maybe that means his days are numbered.

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reply 15

July 13, 2021 3:39 PM

Gross. He's starting to look like Alfred E. Neuman in some of those pictures.

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reply 16

July 13, 2021 3:41 PM

He’s darling, you bitches are bathing in a pool of youth-envy.

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reply 18

July 13, 2021 5:51 PM

Do we have to destroy everything we love? If so, why?

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reply 21

July 13, 2021 5:59 PM

Remember when she was allegedly Patient Zero of a clap outbreak at NYU.

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reply 22

July 13, 2021 6:00 PM

R22: I think that was just a story planted by his PR to enforce the hetero narrative.

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reply 23

July 13, 2021 6:01 PM

R10 his face looks like Picasso painted a Tetris® board.

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reply 24

July 13, 2021 6:01 PM

This is just a cover story for those who once said he was hot, but have now come to their senses.

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reply 25

July 13, 2021 6:32 PM

Why does he have the hair of a 1970s fifth grader?

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reply 26

July 13, 2021 6:33 PM

Ciggies? People with thin, papery skin should stay away from smoking, sunning, and boozing unless they want to look like Donatella Versace by 30.

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reply 27

July 13, 2021 6:38 PM

American standards are so absurdly high. I was thinking his skin looked fine.

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reply 28

July 13, 2021 7:09 PM

R28 reminds me that "thin, papery" is synonymous in this context with "British."

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reply 29

July 13, 2021 7:14 PM

R28 I agree. Americans expect everyone to have the smooth skin of a baby or else they look " rough". I do think he has strangely cruel eyes though.

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reply 30

July 13, 2021 7:21 PM

He isn’t attractive. I don’t understand the DL’s obsession with his dude. He looks like a meth-head from a trailer park in Georgia.

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reply 32

July 13, 2021 7:58 PM

R32: He's nobody's obsession. He's a product of media hype.

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reply 33

July 13, 2021 8:19 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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July 28, 2021 10:21 PM

He has a nice profile and a nice nose, in profile. He photographs well.

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reply 36

July 28, 2021 10:25 PM

He is half jewish and a smoker so this should surprise no one.

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reply 37

July 28, 2021 10:26 PM

It's called aging, Mr. Singer

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reply 38

July 28, 2021 10:26 PM

How does one have crow's feet at 25?!

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reply 39

July 28, 2021 10:27 PM

Bitch needs to slather on the moisturizer 🧴

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reply 40

July 28, 2021 10:27 PM

They put too much make up on him. Ironically, it makes him look older. It makes his face look pinched and worn looking.

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reply 41

July 28, 2021 10:27 PM

The lower part of his face has a touch of Dorothy Kilgallen.

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reply 42

July 28, 2021 10:28 PM

I was going to say that Timothée's part in R35 looks made for Jason Schwartzman, and then I looked it up and saw that Jason Schwartzman is also in that movie. He must have aged out of the awkward-but-cocky roles.

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July 28, 2021 10:33 PM

Those eyebrows. He looks like Charlotte Vail before the "health stay" at the sanitarium.

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reply 46

July 28, 2021 10:34 PM

Hmmm....so many responses from different posters, mere seconds apart? Sock accounts galore!

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reply 48

July 28, 2021 10:37 PM

I love DL for the obscure references, but does anyone know who Charlotte Vail is? The internet doesn't even know, but never change, R46. Keep us guessing.

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reply 50

July 28, 2021 10:40 PM

Charlotte Vale (Now Voyager).

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reply 51

July 28, 2021 10:43 PM

Timothee stans are sensitive, they got this grayed out.

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reply 52

July 28, 2021 10:45 PM

He needs to dunk his face in some Crème de la Mer and perhaps he'll be a bit more presentable then.

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reply 53

July 28, 2021 10:46 PM

R51, I do hate the unexpected changes that take over here. Thank you.

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reply 54

July 28, 2021 10:49 PM

R50, turn in your gay card! Charlotte Vail is a misspelling of Charlotte Vale, Bette Davis's character in *Now, Voyager*.

I want to add that I'd actually rather see Jason Schwartzman jump naked out the tub than Timothée.

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reply 55

July 28, 2021 10:52 PM

It always sounds strange to me when people use "that" when they could use "he/she."

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reply 57

August 6, 2021 3:14 PM

Normally I would recommend fillers be used very sparingly but in this case I say FILLER UP!

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reply 58

August 6, 2021 3:58 PM

Obviously the same person posting the same pictures. He's adorable, sorry.

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August 6, 2021 4:16 PM