I thought he was football.

by Anonymous

reply 2

February 18, 2021 1:41 AM

You are correct R2, Tim was football. But then Tim quit football (or was not welcomed) and went into soccer.

Then he quit that and went into sportscasting. Then Tim quit sportscasting to play baseball. I guess that's over too.

Maybe basketball's next or hockey.

by Anonymous

reply 3

February 18, 2021 1:51 AM

I missed the soccer phase.

by Anonymous

reply 4

February 18, 2021 1:53 AM

He's quitting each sport because he's writing a novel comparing male nudity in professional sports locker rooms.

by Anonymous

reply 5

February 18, 2021 1:58 AM

Eventually he'll end up on Dancing with the Stars wearing some kind of flamenco outfit.

by Anonymous

reply 7

February 18, 2021 2:00 AM

He's going for gymnastics next. He's working on his triple-anal dismount on the pommel horse.

by Anonymous

reply 8

February 18, 2021 2:05 AM

(R5) There was a website that reportedly had male sports writers detailing what they saw in the locker room, listed the penis sizes and if they were cut/uncut. Unfortunately I know I jotted the website in a notebook but cannot locate said notebook.

by Anonymous

reply 9

February 18, 2021 2:06 AM

Because he needs more time to date in Europe.

by Anonymous

reply 11

February 18, 2021 2:25 AM

Is he going to try out for beach volleyball?

by Anonymous

reply 12

February 18, 2021 2:28 AM

[quote] Is he going to try out for beach volleyball?

Beach volleyball had a great impact on the young Mr. Tebow.

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by Anonymous

reply 13

February 18, 2021 2:30 AM

I need more time with my personal assistant, Brad

by Anonymous

reply 14

February 18, 2021 2:31 AM

R13, can't you just imagine Mr. Tebow running around the sand in a skimpy speedo?

by Anonymous

reply 15

February 18, 2021 2:58 AM

[quote] can't you just imagine Mr. Tebow running around the sand in a skimpy speedo?

I, myself, cannot.

by Anonymous

reply 16

February 18, 2021 3:00 AM

Was he a pitcher or a catcher?

by Anonymous

reply 17

February 18, 2021 3:08 AM

More time to enjoy his wife's deep, inviting pussy. No doubt he's already explored every inch of her female body, but for an insatiable heterosexual male like him, her body is a wonderland, and he enjoys spending his spare time with her nipples and gash.

by Anonymous

reply 18

February 18, 2021 3:16 AM

I don’t understand sports at all and this is even more confusing. I kinda get trading teams, but in the same sport. How does one trade sport to sport?

by Anonymous

reply 19

February 18, 2021 3:29 AM

[quote] How does one trade sport to sport?

Our Tim is very skilled at playing with sticks and balls. A once-in-a-lifetime talent!

by Anonymous

reply 20

February 18, 2021 3:31 AM

Has he knocked her up yet?

by Anonymous

reply 21

February 18, 2021 3:34 AM

A Tim Tebow thread without pics?

by Anonymous

reply 22

February 18, 2021 3:36 AM

How old is this bitch now? Isn’t she ready for the Home Shopping Network?

by Anonymous

reply 23

February 18, 2021 3:38 AM

Didn’t he have a famous college roommate who there may have been Gay sex with?

by Anonymous

reply 24

February 18, 2021 3:39 AM

[quote]Maybe basketball's next or hockey.

Has he considered competitive ice dancing?

by Anonymous

reply 25

February 18, 2021 3:55 AM

R3 He "wasn't welcomed in football" because he sucked (meaning an assessment of his skill level, not a description of erotic preferences).

His skills were a match for college football... but just didn't have the skills set for pro.

by Anonymous

reply 26

February 18, 2021 3:58 AM

And........ nobody cares!

by Anonymous

reply 27

February 18, 2021 4:01 AM

He has been married over a year and his Christian sperm hasn't got her pregnant

by Anonymous

reply 28

February 18, 2021 4:49 AM

For those of you who wanted pics. I'm not a fan of his looks personally.

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by Anonymous

reply 29

February 18, 2021 4:53 AM

R28, that’s because he’s been sooooo busy with his minor league baseball career. Now that he’s retired he’ll get his cherry popped and have hot heterosexual sex.

by Anonymous

reply 30

February 18, 2021 5:01 AM

[quote]Didn’t he have a famous college roommate who there may have been Gay sex with?

Yes, it was that closeted NFL player who murdered 2 or 3 people a few years ago and then killed himself in prison. Aaron Hernandez?

by Anonymous

reply 32

February 18, 2021 5:13 AM

I heard he was taking up sword fighting.

by Anonymous

reply 33

February 18, 2021 5:17 AM

I'll be traveling across the country, mentoring young men (hot ones only, no fats, no fems, no Asians)

by Anonymous

reply 35

February 18, 2021 7:59 PM

He'll always have a future as a community college football coach. I'm sure half his time will be spent coaching in the showers.

by Anonymous

reply 36

February 18, 2021 8:18 PM

I quit today, too. I quit Filthy-delphia.

by Anonymous

reply 37

February 18, 2021 8:21 PM

He’s training hard for the Dickcathalon at the next(vaque) Olympics.

by Anonymous

reply 38

February 18, 2021 8:30 PM

^Running around in hot pants with a lot of poles & javelins.

by Anonymous

reply 39

February 18, 2021 8:33 PM

“Nipples and Gash” sounds like an English comedy troupe.

by Anonymous

reply 41

February 18, 2021 8:34 PM

R5: If only! Such a book should come with high-definition pics.

by Anonymous

reply 42

February 18, 2021 8:52 PM

Tim Tebow’s baseball career is dead to me, when I didn’t even know that it existed!

by Anonymous

reply 43

February 18, 2021 8:55 PM

Wake me when he quits pretending to be straight

by Anonymous

reply 45

February 18, 2021 9:39 PM

[quote] I thought he was football.

OP thought he was Bo Jackson.

by Anonymous

reply 46

February 18, 2021 9:43 PM

Christ, can’t he pick a sport and stick with it? Does he have athletic ADHD.

by Anonymous

reply 48

February 20, 2021 8:20 PM

Teboq gives a hug to a Special Olympics participant

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by Anonymous

reply 49

February 21, 2021 9:16 PM

I thought he was announcing he's quitting pretending to be straight.

by Anonymous

reply 50

February 24, 2021 9:00 PM

That was actually, sweet, R49.

Whatever TT's personal situation is--and I hope he figures it out sooner than later--by all reports, he is a genuinely nice guy.

by Anonymous

reply 51

February 24, 2021 10:02 PM

Tim Tebow attempting NFL comeback in stunning twist

When Tim Tebow retired from baseball in February after a run as a Mets minor-leaguer, it appeared to spell the end of his athletic career.

But in a stunning twist, the former Jets and Broncos quarterback is attempting an NFL comeback as a tight end, according to multiple reports.

The 33-year-old reached out to the Jacksonville Jaguars requesting an opportunity to try out as a tight end, ESPN reported. Tebow went through a workout with the team’s tight ends coach, according to NFL Network, and the Jaguars have had “at least some discussion” of signing him.

Jaguars coach Urban Meyer was the coach at Florida when Tebow won two national championships and a Heisman Trophy.

The Broncos took a chance on Tebow, long thought to be a better fit at a different position, as a quarterback by taking him in the first round, No. 25 overall, in the 2010 NFL Draft.

His biggest NFL moment came in the 2011-12 playoffs, when he led Denver to an overtime win over the Steelers in the wild-card round that was capped by an 80-yard touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas.

After Tebow made 14 appearances (11 starts) for the Broncos the following season, the Broncos signed Peyton Manning and traded Tebow to the Jets, for whom he attempted just eight passes in 2012. He was cut by the Jets after that season. Tebow spent time with the Patriots in 2013 and Eagles in 2015 but never appeared in another regular-season game.

He may, however, be getting a second chance.

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by Anonymous

reply 52

April 29, 2021 10:05 PM

Timmy has PLENTY experience as a tight end!

by Anonymous

reply 53

April 29, 2021 10:11 PM

Earlier this week I watched this documentary about Quarterback Mitch Mustain, who came up around the same time as Tebow in football, and flamed out faster. And has had a hard time adjusting to life once his sports career had long passed its peak. Mustain is better looking than Tebow as well. Worth watching.

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by Anonymous

reply 54

April 30, 2021 2:18 AM

R52, she is desperate to get back to a locker room.

by Anonymous

reply 55

April 30, 2021 2:21 AM

[quote]But in a stunning twist, the former Jets and Broncos quarterback is attempting an NFL comeback as a tight end, according to multiple reports.

I know nothing about football. Is a tight end the same as a bossy bottom?

by Anonymous

reply 56

April 30, 2021 2:23 AM

But in a stunning twist, the former Jets and Broncos quarterback is attempting an NFL comeback as a tight end, according to multiple reports. I know nothing about football. Is a tight end the same as a bossy bottom?

Yes, but with mid century furniture.

by Anonymous

reply 57

April 30, 2021 2:25 AM

How this closeted queen gets so many chances, but Colin Kaepernick is effectively blackballed from professional sports, shows you how fucked up the sports world and their priorities are.

by Anonymous

reply 58

April 30, 2021 2:27 AM

Teboq returning to football.

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by Anonymous

reply 60

May 11, 2021 5:55 AM