He has an embarrassingly small dick 😂

by Anonymous

reply 1

October 23, 2022 5:31 AM

If I wore that I'd have one ball hanging out of each leg

by Anonymous

reply 2

October 23, 2022 5:33 AM

His penis is definitely not small.

by Anonymous

reply 3

October 23, 2022 5:40 AM

Anyone asserting Hayden has a small schlong obviously has not seen him naked? And why haven’t they?

by Anonymous

reply 4

October 23, 2022 5:45 AM

We are heading towards Hee-Haw level media programming.

Magats are thirsting for this brand of Americana sleeze.

by Anonymous

reply 5

October 23, 2022 8:47 AM

His body is so fine I had to search for a head shot. Face is meh, but still, 6'3", 225lbs, 33 years old and he's a personal trainer. Yum!

by Anonymous

reply 6

October 23, 2022 9:48 AM

One of the biggest “male fitness” personalities currently. In more than one way

by Anonymous

reply 7

October 23, 2022 1:29 PM

He should star in Brokeback Mountain II: Hoochie Daddy Boogaloo

by Anonymous

reply 10

November 13, 2022 6:36 AM

R6 says non-American sleaze is acceptable but American sleaze is not.

by Anonymous

reply 11

November 13, 2022 6:44 AM

R1 Make an effort.

You will see it reaching above his navel.

by Anonymous

reply 13

November 13, 2022 9:31 PM

Words used in headlines have no meaning. Keep up!

by Anonymous

reply 19

November 26, 2022 9:23 PM

Where is everything? I bet the back view looks like he did a load in his pants.

by Anonymous

reply 20

November 26, 2022 9:26 PM

He looks like Jesse Williams

by Anonymous

reply 21

November 26, 2022 9:38 PM

This headline is written in the Ebony language.

by Anonymous

reply 22

November 26, 2022 9:40 PM

R22 is writing from her KKKnitting Circle.

by Anonymous

reply 24

November 26, 2022 10:33 PM

What’s a “Hoochie”?

by Anonymous

reply 25

November 26, 2022 10:35 PM

Shorts like that were pretty much standard in the 70s.

by Anonymous

reply 26

November 26, 2022 10:36 PM

R25 It is a meaningless adjective like 'awopboppaloobobawambamboo'.

by Anonymous

reply 27

November 26, 2022 11:50 PM

I think exclamations are nouns, not adjectives. The song is about anal sex by the way.

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by Anonymous

reply 28

November 27, 2022 1:14 AM

^ The lyrics were essentially an adjectival tribute to anal sex

by Anonymous

reply 29

November 27, 2022 1:22 AM

“Hoochie” has been a popular term since at least the 90s, resurrected lately by the hoochie daddy shorts craze. Some people here but live in a bunker walled off from any major popular culture since 1986.

by Anonymous

reply 30

November 27, 2022 2:14 AM

But what does it mean, R30?

by Anonymous

reply 31

November 27, 2022 2:20 AM

R31 Eddie Murphy coined this slang term “Hoochie” in 1986 to mean fellatio.

He told his "bitch-servants" to press their lips into a circular formation as if to say "Hooo" and then he would ram his engorged penis into their mouths.

by Anonymous

reply 32

November 27, 2022 2:21 AM

The hoochie coochie is a catch-all term to describe several sexually provocative belly dance-like dances from the mid-to late 1800s.

by Anonymous

reply 35

November 27, 2022 2:30 AM

Men who wear these shorts are inviting you — and you!— to come and suck them off!

by Anonymous

reply 36

November 27, 2022 2:37 AM

They are muscled exhibitionists and teases

by Anonymous

reply 37

November 27, 2022 2:42 AM

Stephen Lomas, whoever that is. Nice mullet.

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by Anonymous

reply 38

November 27, 2022 2:50 AM

Posted on Reddit. It's not a new development.

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by Anonymous

reply 39

November 27, 2022 2:53 AM

Who cares it’s not new? I wasn’t around back then, and pics from 1931 are irrelevant to me now.

by Anonymous

reply 40

November 27, 2022 3:00 AM

[quote] Hoochie

^ Is this word etymologically-related to this word?

[quote] Dookie

by Anonymous

reply 41

November 27, 2022 3:04 AM

R38, Stephen Lomas’ instagram account. He’s known for his ass pics and videos.

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by Anonymous

reply 42

November 27, 2022 3:36 AM

He and his KC mover colleagues are TikTok superstars

by Anonymous

reply 43

November 27, 2022 3:40 AM

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie endorses this.

by Anonymous

reply 44

November 27, 2022 4:17 AM

AS long as it ain't a fucking cap! I'm ok with a gay cowboy hat.

by Anonymous

reply 46

February 23, 2023 1:35 PM

What’s going on with these massive thigh guys? They aren’t skipping leg day I know that.

by Anonymous

reply 50

April 19, 2023 3:39 PM

R50, it’s part of the male aesthetics movement, as seen on TikTok and Instagram

by Anonymous

reply 51

April 19, 2023 10:12 PM

R55: someone FABULOUS by the handle of @markstorwick

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by Anonymous

reply 56

April 20, 2023 1:15 PM

False advertising. I was promised an erotic image not someone who gets a rash from his thighs rubbing together.

by Anonymous

reply 62

May 23, 2023 2:23 PM