I can’t drink their coffee anymore it’s like drinking a cupful of battery acid.

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by Anonymous

reply 34

April 13, 2021 9:21 PM

The Scat Troll, right on schedule.

by Anonymous

reply 3

May 31, 2019 6:52 PM

The only time I go to Starbucks or any fast food chain for that matter is when I'm a strange city and I am in a hurry and don't know the city any better.

Execrable. All of them.

by Anonymous

reply 4

May 31, 2019 7:01 PM

The coffee portions are to much.

by Anonymous

reply 6

May 31, 2019 7:07 PM

I always get a headache designed for an elephant after a medium cup of Starbucks.

by Anonymous

reply 7

May 31, 2019 7:17 PM

Starbucks doesn’t sell coffee.

by Anonymous

reply 8

May 31, 2019 7:25 PM

diarrhea...fart fart...diarrhea ...fart fart.... some people think it's funny but it's really black and runny....

by Anonymous

reply 9

May 31, 2019 7:36 PM

I have NEVER liked their coffee, I thought that it would grow on me eventually but no. I went there almost daily with a friend to gossip and check out the hot guys wandering through but I barely tolerated the coffee. I'm pretty sure that it causes diarrhea as well.

by Anonymous

reply 10

May 31, 2019 7:42 PM

It not only have me diarrhea, it gave me a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 12

May 31, 2019 8:24 PM

I can’t do a venti latte with regular dairy, but they do have reduced lactose and soy options. That’s what the linked article was about. But I suspect OP knew that.

by Anonymous

reply 13

May 31, 2019 8:54 PM

Only Americans would consider the shit that Starbucks pushes “coffee”.

by Anonymous

reply 14

June 1, 2019 2:07 AM

Burnt coffee. It's appalling dreck. Go to your locally-owned coffee shop and ask about their coffee bean sources. Coffee should be smooth, not like Las Vegas going down your throat.

by Anonymous

reply 15

June 1, 2019 2:16 AM

Burnt and added caffeine, Calling Starbucks coffee is stretching the definition of the term.

by Anonymous

reply 16

June 1, 2019 3:31 AM

Like or not the stock is a buy (SBUX).

by Anonymous

reply 17

June 1, 2019 3:36 AM

Starbucks is the MacDonalds of the coffee world.

by Anonymous

reply 18

June 1, 2019 4:44 AM

People think it’s funny, but it’s really dark and runny.

by Anonymous

reply 19

June 1, 2019 5:23 AM

I like a coffee frapp icy like a 7 eleven drink.

by Anonymous

reply 20

June 2, 2019 3:53 AM

The cold brew tastes like a coffee milkshake.

by Anonymous

reply 21

June 4, 2019 9:39 PM

I ordered a vente late with almond milk ONE time,and I shat all over the place 2 hours after I drank it. Ive been going there for years and thats the only time it ever affected me that way.

by Anonymous

reply 23

February 20, 2021 11:24 PM

R22 we know your Dad fucked you.

by Anonymous

reply 24

February 20, 2021 11:26 PM

Weird but Starbucks always gave me diarrhea. Other places, particularly in Europe, have strong black coffee that makes me go each time, especially coupled with a cigarette. However, that was more urgency than diarrhea. Starbucks, however, just gives me acid indigestion and explosive IBD symptoms. And, as OP said, it smells like battery acid. It's a good gift card to give for Christmas to the "more constipated" co-workers.

by Anonymous

reply 25

February 20, 2021 11:30 PM

It's common with all coffee.

by Anonymous

reply 26

February 20, 2021 11:53 PM

Ugh I only drink it if I’m desperate. Some business hotel chains offer only Starbucks as a breakfast option, and there is usually a line of people desperate for something caffeinated.

I always burn my mouth on it, and usually need to add a ton of milk or half&half to make it cool enough and mild enough to drink. It’s crap.

But....the instant version, Via, is actually very good. I keep that in the house in case of power failures. I can make hot coffee with it that is serviceable.

by Anonymous

reply 27

February 21, 2021 5:10 PM

If coffee doesn't make you shit, it's not coffee.

by Anonymous

reply 28

February 21, 2021 5:16 PM

They won’t just give it to you. You have to ask for it.

by Anonymous

reply 29

February 21, 2021 5:18 PM

Rather than their brewed coffee, which can be nasty...order an Americano. It’s just espresso shots with water added to fill up the cup, and tastes much smoother and better.

by Anonymous

reply 30

February 21, 2021 5:18 PM

[quote] Burnt coffee. It's appalling dreck. Go to your locally-owned coffee shop and ask about their coffee bean sources.

I agree that it tastes like burnt coffee, but local shops burn their coffee too. I think it's the taste that people like. It's gotten to where I can't drink coffee unless I make it myself. If I have to drink coffee out, I get iced coffee.

by Anonymous

reply 31

February 21, 2021 5:19 PM

I've hated it for years. Although I will admit to enjoying the cold brew. But I'm fine with what I make at home, or going to my locally owned coffee shop for a treat (dirty Chai latte, or a macchiatto topped with toasted coconut, sometimes with a shot of Monin Coconut syrup.

by Anonymous

reply 32

February 21, 2021 5:27 PM

I love Starbucks but the only drink that did/does upset my stomach is that Peppermint Mocha Christmas Drink.

I think it is the peppermint oil, actually.

I have 2-3 times a year during the holidays, and other than those I take my coffee black with a few Stevias.

by Anonymous

reply 33

February 21, 2021 5:40 PM