Someone give Ivanka a cookie or twelve
Robert Guerrero
She posted this on Twitter.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 14, 2023 12:41 AM |
No. Let her starve herself to death. The world will be a better place.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 10, 2023 7:55 PM |
She isn't at that stage where her arms are skeletal like Angelina's and Madonna's
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 10, 2023 7:56 PM |
She still needs to lose a few more pounds
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 10, 2023 8:04 PM |
Is she scissoring her way across the Southwest?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 10, 2023 8:05 PM |
Is she on Ozempic now too?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 10, 2023 8:06 PM |
"Mommy, why you dressed like an Arkansas stripper leaving for work?"
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 10, 2023 8:06 PM |
Does she live in a bomb shelter?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 10, 2023 8:09 PM |
She's been hanging around Kim Kardashian. I'm guessing Ozempic as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 10, 2023 8:15 PM |
Isn’t she a groan wife? Most unbecoming and dated appearance for a woman of her years. As indicated above, Donald batter fodder (sick Snoopy noise).
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 10, 2023 8:22 PM |
A jail sentence or twelve might be better
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 10, 2023 8:23 PM |
Why is she dressed like that?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 10, 2023 8:28 PM |
I wonder whose attention she's craving? Looks like a dating app photo
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 10, 2023 8:33 PM |
Where's Vairst Letty??? I want to hear what she has to say about this!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 10, 2023 8:36 PM |
Ivanka Trump before all the plastic surgery, dental work, and dye job. She looks like one of her 'challenged' brothers.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 10, 2023 8:47 PM |
R4 To be fair she is a child in that photo.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 10, 2023 8:51 PM |
Is she in Vegas or something?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 10, 2023 8:54 PM |
I had forgotten this person even existed. She should be hanging her head in shame.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 10, 2023 8:58 PM |
What is with these drag queens these days?
So busted.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 10, 2023 8:59 PM |
Her favorite store is Forever14.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 10, 2023 9:05 PM |
Hey, Whore! Turn off the Skinny Oprah Cam!
Your father prefers you with a few curves, like your mother had. Oopsie.
I like you that way, too. Want to see what your seven-foot bro got out of the deal?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 10, 2023 9:06 PM |
Now Jared no longer needs to pretend to be attracted to her.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 10, 2023 9:24 PM |
I’m not a fan of her, but she looks great in that picture.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 10, 2023 9:30 PM |
She’s not allowing comments on her Twitter post.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 10, 2023 9:32 PM |
Our beautiful first daughter. Unfortunately America said NO.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 10, 2023 9:32 PM |
This image hasn't been manipulated at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 10, 2023 9:34 PM |
She’s been feeling her oats lately, hasn’t she?
Either that, or she’s drunk.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 10, 2023 9:35 PM |
This lady is the face of pure evil.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 10, 2023 9:44 PM |
All this talk about Ozempic and the only thing that its done for me so far is clog my shitter like I swallowed cement ! Im on week 3 and if the problem doesnt stop Im quitting it.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 10, 2023 10:08 PM |
Four words, R36: CVS Triple Magnesium Complex. It loosens the bowels without giving you the uncontrollable runs most other mags give. Plus if you have restless legs or deep muscle pain that keep you up at night, CVS-TMC is your huckleberry.
Start with two capsules, and work your way up. I take between four and five every evening. You'll be a new wo/man by morning.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 10, 2023 11:26 PM |
I just ordered some R37 ,bless you !
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 10, 2023 11:31 PM |
And this woman was marketed early on in her father’s ghastly administration as an observant Jew who had to get the Rabbi’s permission to take a plane on the Sabbath. Those clothes certainly scream ‘observant Jew’. She is as honest as dear old dad.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 10, 2023 11:38 PM |
Shit is eating her way at her “soul.”
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 10, 2023 11:40 PM |
Kyle Richards and Erika Jayne Girardi have Ozempic face as well
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 10, 2023 11:47 PM |
What’s the timeline for Ozempic face to kick in?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 10, 2023 11:51 PM |
She looks like she stumbled off the Warrant tour bus. Ivanka, you're daddy dicking trash. RIP Janie Lane.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 10, 2023 11:51 PM |
She wants so badly to be beautiful.
And you just can't buy it. She's actually very sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 10, 2023 11:55 PM |
Stunt queen for the ages.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 11, 2023 12:01 AM |
mid-life crisis. She'll be posting bikini pics next.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 11, 2023 12:05 AM |
R38, I so hope it works for you!
It's been a lifesaver for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 11, 2023 12:08 AM |
Someone I know swore they saw her at dinner with a non-Jared this past Monday night at Beverly Hills Hotel Polo Lounge.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 11, 2023 12:11 AM |
Aren't Orthodox women supposed to dress modestly?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 11, 2023 12:29 AM |
Is she signaling single status?
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 11, 2023 12:30 AM |
Jared was attending soccer world cup finals in Qatar with his fuck budd--, ahem, good friends Peter Thiel and former Austrian PM Sebastian Kurz, so Vanky's free at last, I guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 11, 2023 12:33 AM |
She’s Modern Orthodox…rules vary
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 11, 2023 12:45 AM |
The Kushners are gangstas. They’re Jewish like the Gambinos were Catholic.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 11, 2023 1:24 AM |
Is she on her way to start her shift at coyote ugly?
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 11, 2023 2:01 AM |
Maybe, instead of chowing-down on cookies, she could eliminate the filter, so the photo shows the creature she actually is.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 11, 2023 2:06 AM |
She finally fits into Jared's clothes!
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 11, 2023 2:11 AM |
It appears the goal is to fit into Arabella’s clothes.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 11, 2023 2:15 AM |
She's the CJAP (Converted....) version of Kim K!
She's going to take over the world!
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 11, 2023 2:26 AM |
C'mon, this still makes you laugh, doesn't it?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 11, 2023 2:31 AM |
"Someone give Ivanka a cookie or twelve"
Only if they're laced with cyanide, and she shares with her husband and his entire family, including Karlie.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 11, 2023 4:01 AM |
If that's supposed to be a thirst trap, I'm parched.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 11, 2023 4:13 AM |
Shades of the midriff dress she wore to her sister's groom's dinner. Nothing like wearing a "look at me" outfit at your sister's big day,
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 11, 2023 12:40 PM |
[quote] It appears the goal is to fit into Arabella’s clothes.
Arabella has got more meat on her bones than her mother these days though.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 12, 2023 9:09 AM |
Frighteningly attention-starved.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 12, 2023 10:27 AM |
What's with the quasi-Egyptian background anyway?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 12, 2023 10:31 AM |
By starving herself, is she trying to emulate her mother's rotting skeleton decaying in her Daddy's golf court grave?
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 12, 2023 10:38 AM |
I’m the same age as Ivanka. And for the life of me, I can’t imagine being this old and being as wealthy as she is, and still feel the need to be validated by posting demure selfies like I was a clueless teenager.
She’s a tacky, needy bitch. Just like her father.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 12, 2023 10:39 AM |
She looks good , albeit a bit too thin.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 12, 2023 10:48 AM |
Did she photoshop herself into Shakira's clothing and face from 2004?
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 12, 2023 10:54 AM |
R74, Britney, Hilaria, all the sexy young influencers... maybe it makes them feel young and part of the zeitgeist?
(Or they're batty bat batshit crazy...)
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 12, 2023 11:21 AM |
I’m leaning towards batty bat batshit crazy, R77
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 12, 2023 11:37 AM |
This photo finally convinced me Jared is gay. I don’t know how, but it did.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 12, 2023 12:09 PM |
It looks like she’s getting started on her Cher phase. Will she be singing too?
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 12, 2023 12:40 PM |
[quote] Why is she dressed like that?
Ivanka always gets something wrong. Even in her most chic attempt, her roots give her away as a trashy daughter of Eastern Europe. I suppose I can applaud her self-awareness that she’ll never be considered a classy or stylish woman. At least her clothing fits.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 12, 2023 12:44 PM |
R18- I know who she looks like-
That girl from Welcome To The Dollhouse
Dawn Weiner
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 12, 2023 12:48 PM |
OP- Please don’t talk about eating 🍽 TWELVE cookies 🍪 here on the Datalounge
a lot of us FAT WHORES will take you seriously 😒
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 12, 2023 12:52 PM |
Believe it or not that pretty much is the look of young UES society matrons/wives, and mothers. Times have changed much since Mrs. Stephen Haines
Walk up and down Fifth, Madison, Park or bits of Lexington or Third avenues from 58th to about 86th or bit north (only from mainly west of Lexington for latter) and you'll see no small number of women not unlike Ms. Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 12, 2023 12:56 PM |
" her roots give her away as a trashy daughter of Eastern Europe."
For some time now dark roots for blondes has become accepted. Not everyone can handle on scalp bleaching so roots are lightened with color perhaps, but using something more gentle what doesn't have the oomph of bleach.
Keeping roots comparatively dark compared to blonde mid shaft and ends also reduces being a slave to that bottle or brush. Having roots done every few weeks fast as they grow in is expensive, time consuming and means more frequent exposure to chemicals.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 12, 2023 1:11 PM |
Do you think that Melania will do a tell-all book after cheeto dies?
I hope so.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 12, 2023 1:50 PM |
God what tacky attention whores the whole family is. Bad fake hair, weird bodies, oversized dental work in their anus mouths, ill fitting, inappropriate clothes (it looks like her kneepads are sliding down) weird relationships with food and plastic surgery. Weird fake voices where they prattle on (and on) and barely make any sense trying to "architect" a persona that looks intelligent. The whole family is a blood money grubbing, cancer kids stealing, nightmarish pack of malformed vipers.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 12, 2023 2:36 PM |
Oh look she made a pair of pants out of one of Slash's old hats
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 12, 2023 2:37 PM |
Vanky's been to the face sharpener. Is she trying to bring the late 80s back so that she doesn't have to spend the money on getting her mom's tacky jewelry reworked?
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 12, 2023 2:38 PM |
This look doesn't really do anything to downplay the rumors that she's a lez
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 12, 2023 2:39 PM |
R91 There are no rumors that she's a lez
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 12, 2023 2:47 PM |
R91, Junior's ex, Aubrey O'Day spilled that secret years ago. There are just so many scandals surrounding this pack sack of trash that a few slide under the radar.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 12, 2023 3:09 PM |
R93 That was years ago and no one took her seriously. Or talked about it..even back then. And especially nowadays.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 12, 2023 3:14 PM |
Noel Casler tweeted this: "Gay is a good thing, and all the lesbians I have known are strong, intelligent, compassionate and creative. Vanky is none of those things, so find another term. She is a sexual opportunist and had a lot of promiscuity before she stopped drinking. (Who didn’t?)"
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 12, 2023 3:19 PM |
Britney Spears circa 2000.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 12, 2023 3:35 PM |
Like Melania, her idea of dressing is to wear costumes. Think of Melania's Out of Africa get up, the caped dresses. Ivanka wears gowns that are copies of ones worn by Grace Kelly, wore the most idiotic draped and scarved garb to India and Middle East. Although both have model slim figures, they seldom look good. Money plus bad taste plus awful surgery plus hideous dental work.
This picture looks like it was taken in a ladies room in a Vegas casino, and she looks like she pilfered the wardrobe from Urban Cowboy. Photoshopped to hell, and badly. Look at the crypt keeper arm and hand.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 12, 2023 3:45 PM |
I actually think Ivanka is an attractive woman. Yes, she is surgically enhanced but I liked her during The Apprentice years. She was relatively intelligent compared to other woman of similar upbringings and I liked her style.
I think divorce might be in the air. She is been papped a lot of DM leaving the gym, working out with a trainer. Whenever a partner starts to go THOT on IG and start making themselves over, all signs lead to a separation. Ivanka had stayed pretty true(ish) to dressing somewhat modestly per the Orthodox customs, but that's out the door. The outfit really does look like something straight out of Britney's closet with the ultra low rise pants and titty top.
As for the lez rumors, I heard that she used to scissor with Paris Hilton (lez) during their younger years when they were friends.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 12, 2023 4:41 PM |
R98 What did you put lez in parenthesis next to Paris Hilton?
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 12, 2023 5:21 PM |
The Washington Post has a big report this morning on just how corrupt Jared is, doing favors for the Saudis while in office so they would pay off his debts as soon as he left. The entire family is scum. Of course she turned off the comments.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 12, 2023 5:22 PM |
R99 - It's been an open secret that Paris is a lesbian or of bi, leaning towards women,. She's actually very butch when she's not in her Paris drag. She's clearly in a lavender marriage.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 12, 2023 5:28 PM |
Please post any links of Ivanka seeming intelligent. Architect them for me
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 12, 2023 5:30 PM |
R101 Oh, I see. You are delusional. Yes, a homophobic bimbo that had more cocks than the entire DataLounge is a lesbian. And she entered a lavender marriage because there are millions of articles about her being a lesbian, every day in news mags and online, so she had to cover her ass. And of course she is very butch. On DataLounge every woman that doesn't look like a live barbie doll, wears high heels 24/7 and has more make up her face than Bozo the clown, is a butch woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 12, 2023 5:37 PM |
Why is she dressed like Jessica Simpson?
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 12, 2023 5:39 PM |
Paris is not homophobic. That comment about Grindr was to her gay friend who was going to go on an anonymous fuck pre-prep. She was like "don't catch HIV". Besides, what's the problem if Paris is gay? It's not a bad thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 12, 2023 5:40 PM |
I saw Ivanka Trump several times at my old job. She is beautiful, no doubt about it. Very tall and statuesque, gorgeous skin, she had kind of chubby cheeks and some Trump features like the small chin but it really all kind of worked. I mean, there is beauty in a little imperfection. Her hair and skin were stunning.
Now she looks like Ozempic Barbie.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 12, 2023 5:59 PM |
R105 Yes, this doesn't sound homophobic at all: "Ewww! Gay guys are the horniest people in the world,” Hilton said. “They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. … I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You’ll like, die of AIDS.”" I don't care if she was talking to her gay friend or to her granny. There would be no problem if she was gay. Well, she would be a terrible representative for the lesbian community since she's racist, homophobic, vain, vapid, materialistic no brain having idiot. Besides that, there would be no problem. But she clearly isn't. She dated ton of guys, was escorting herself to the rich Arab guys in the middle east, is now married to a guy...should I go on? Oh yeah, there's even a homemade porn tape that disproves your theory. If you want to check it out.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 12, 2023 6:05 PM |
[quote]I saw Ivanka Trump several times at my old job. She is beautiful, no doubt about it. Very tall and statuesque, gorgeous skin, she had kind of chubby cheeks and some Trump features like the small chin but it really all kind of worked
Was this before or after the plastic surgery that transformed her from blowfish to Barbie? Serious question.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 12, 2023 6:25 PM |
Posting thirst traps on Insta is her right level--remember her modeling career? A writer in a fashion mag once said that without her father, she'd have been a third-tier model hustling for catalog jobs in Miami. This chick IS third rate, but at least now she's embracing her destiny instead of trying to be a political player.
She'd make a fantastic real housewife. Maybe in five years.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 12, 2023 6:33 PM |
She does have height, which makes her more legit for runway.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 12, 2023 6:38 PM |
I could see Ivanka doing swimwear shows in Miami, or maybe walking some minor shows in NYC. No way she'd have had the career she had without the Trump name, though. For one thing, she never could have afforded the high-end plastic surgery needed to combat DT's genes. The expert who rebuilt her face did an amazing job.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 12, 2023 6:45 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 12, 2023 6:55 PM |
The image in this photo is edited, or at best the work of a tight corset/waist trainer. Her breastplate, shoulders, scapula points on the shoulders of well pronounced collarbone and arm definition is all off for the proportion of the hip/waist ratio.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 12, 2023 7:01 PM |
[QUOTE]This picture looks like it was taken in a ladies room in a Vegas casino, and she looks like she pilfered the wardrobe from Urban Cowboy.
That's exactly what it is. The ladies lounge and restroom at some establishment. Her purse and jacket are on the cushioned seating behind her so she can take advantage of the floor to ceiling mirror to document her rocking outfit for the evening. Did she post it on Friday afternoon, OP? Is she going out to party on the Sabbath?
I agree with the poster who speculated that a marital dissolution is in the works. Only steps away from the "we ask for privacy in this difficult time" announcement, I think.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 12, 2023 7:09 PM |
Of course a divorce is in the works. Jared sees no more upside to their continued connection now that the Trump name is mud. He'll move on and Ivanka will start eating bacon again.
Who am I kidding? That bitch never ate bacon.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 12, 2023 7:26 PM |
Trying to stay "hot" for daddy's approval is exhausting...
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 12, 2023 7:27 PM |
I'd have to see her giving oral to (perhaps) 50 women before I'd believe that.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 12, 2023 9:12 PM |
Is this what a midlife crisis looks like for women?
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 12, 2023 10:45 PM |
Holy shit, this thread has cracked me up. Its been kind of informative too.
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 12, 2023 11:19 PM |
She’s reliving her days as a teenage model
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 13, 2023 12:48 AM |
[quote] She still needs to lose a few more pounds
I agree. A pretty girl, but she could stand to lose a few.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 13, 2023 12:55 AM |
Dip it in hot wax and light the wick.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 13, 2023 1:07 AM |
From February 1.
[quote]Ivanka Trump wore a very special dress to a 1920s-themed party. The mother-of-three and her husband attended the 30th birthday party of music manager Myles Shear at Faena Hotel Miami Beach last night.
[quote]The 41-year-old wore a suitable dress with a 20s feel, a vintage 80s beaded piece by Bob Mackie. However, the dress has a very special meaning for Ivanka.
[quote]The dress, which Ivanka paired with silver shoes and her blonde hair coiffed and curled, once belonged to Ivanka's late mother. Posting a picture with her husband Jared Kushner on her Instagram stories, Ivanka wrote: "Swinging into the night in one of my mother's favorite vintage Bob Mackie Dresses."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 13, 2023 1:28 AM |
She looks like one of Pam’s friends from Urban Cowboy.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 13, 2023 1:53 AM |
You know how the saying goes... "If you give Ivanka a cookie, she'll ask you for federal immunity."
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 13, 2023 1:54 AM |
Give her a cookie or twelve???? OP, this is DL, where fat people are less popular than pederasts and fascists. Do you think they're going to agree with you that she's too thin?
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 13, 2023 1:57 AM |
"Someone I know swore they saw her at... Beverly Hills Hotel Polo Lounge."
Do they have a kosher menu?
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 13, 2023 2:13 AM |
She looks old in r126 ‘s link. When she was a teen model she looked like Traci Lords, but sluttier.
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 13, 2023 3:46 AM |
R84, all the olde wasps got out of NYC by fall of 2020.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 13, 2023 3:54 AM |
Trashy hooker and tragic plastic surgery disaster like every other Trump woman. Yet people STILL make excuses for this cunt, after all we've learned since 2015. I don't get it.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 13, 2023 4:39 AM |
R91 Why? Lesbians don't dress like this.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | February 13, 2023 8:33 AM |
That outfit is very 2005. Bizarre.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | February 13, 2023 8:57 AM |
This seems like Vanky's version of "#live laugh love! "Hey all you haters, look at what a rockin' bod I have and the faboo life I live, unlike you fatty Biden lovers!"
Whatever Vanky, we see you for who you really are. Not unlike your father, you'll never get the love, acceptance & affection you so desperately crave from the "right" kind of people. Even the MAGAs hate you & you know why. #SAD!
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 13, 2023 11:10 AM |
Her son broke his wrist. No mention of whether it happened as he was helping Ivanka get out of those pants.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 13, 2023 11:02 PM |
I got what she needs and it ain’t a cookie
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 13, 2023 11:24 PM |
R140- Umm... I'm pretty sure that's *exactly* what Ivanka wants.
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 13, 2023 11:54 PM |
Keep starving yourself Ivanka, I hope to meet you soon!
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 14, 2023 12:37 AM |