SNL 12/3/22
Daniel Martin 
Black twitter is already losing it đ
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 4, 2022 1:34 AM |
Thank you for using the easy to find Header OP. Well done.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 4, 2022 3:04 AM |
You're welcome, R2. I'm the original starter of these SNL threads and also prefer my header but someone else started creating them a while back using a different format, so I leave it alone to avoid duplicate threads. This week, however, I checked and there was nothing, so I went for it.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 4, 2022 3:51 AM |
Keke Palmer, SZA and Bowen Yang Get Hyped Up for an Epic SNL
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 4, 2022 4:30 AM |
Keke Palmer Is Ready to Show Off Her Skills on SNL
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 4, 2022 4:31 AM |
Kind of wish they would skip politics as the opener for a bit. It's getting old.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 4, 2022 4:32 AM |
Glad Herschel brought up "the erection".
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 4, 2022 4:34 AM |
Can they do ANYTHING original? Does every opener always have to be a direct satire on everything? Yeezsh.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 4, 2022 4:34 AM |
Whoever suggested that outfit to Keke needs to be slapped.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 4, 2022 4:37 AM |
they made Blackburn seem too normal in the opener
love Keke. She is so pretty and bubbly
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 4, 2022 4:37 AM |
Uh, R9, it's a sketch show... that is of the moment...it's live...it's Saturday Night Live...sheesh.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 4, 2022 4:38 AM |
R12 agree. Don't they color check these outfits for how they will look under the lighting on stage?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 4, 2022 4:40 AM |
How to pronounce SZA, S-Z-A, Za...
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 4, 2022 4:41 AM |
it had been rumored for weeks she's pregnant because normally she has a nice svelte figure
lucky baby daddy whoever he is
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 4, 2022 4:42 AM |
Bowen Yang needs to fly to London as soon as this episode is over as a certain movie starts filming next week.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 4, 2022 4:44 AM |
I didnât say anything about them needing to stop being live, uhmm, R14âgawwwd. ;) I meant the obvious, ie that EVERY live opening is lately always only about directly parroting back a satire of something that has actually happened, ie, no originality on their live-opening writing part.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 4, 2022 4:45 AM |
R21 are you the representative for the over 80 club?
Keke has been quite famous for several years now and Sza has been famous for a few though not a big star
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 4, 2022 4:46 AM |
I love how the stunt doubles look nothing like Cecily and Keke
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 4, 2022 4:47 AM |
Pictures of what the cast wore to the recent American Museum of Natural History's 2022 Museum Gala.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 4, 2022 4:48 AM |
Okay, this next skit is more to my own crazy, eccentric SNL-skit idea of âfunny.â :)
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 4, 2022 4:48 AM |
lol big boy season is funny
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 4, 2022 4:51 AM |
[quote] are you the representative for the over 80 club? Keke has been quite famous for several years now and Sza has been famous for a few though not a big star
No, but I'm not scrolling on TikTok and don't listen to autotuned squealing "singers" or reality show whores. Pretend I can't use Google (even though I was using the Internet probably before you were born) and tell me who these women are. I'm [bold] so so[/bold] interested.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 4, 2022 4:52 AM |
[quote]How to pronounce SZA, S-Z-A, Za...
SCISSOR, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 4, 2022 4:53 AM |
[quote][R20] which movie?
Probably Crazy Rich Asians 2?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 4, 2022 4:53 AM |
love the diss skit on Drake. He's trash
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 4, 2022 4:55 AM |
Does the binary have mouth paralysis or Bellâs Palsey?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 4, 2022 5:02 AM |
she needs to come back a year or so from now to host again. She's so charismatic
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 4, 2022 5:05 AM |
R34 I agree. It's good to see that asswipe finally get called out.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 4, 2022 5:10 AM |
Arby's commercials are the MOST obnoxious, that announcer voice, so this is perfect.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 4, 2022 5:11 AM |
lol this is like a DL fat whores parody sketch
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 4, 2022 5:11 AM |
Jesus Christ, Bowen Yang is still a âthingâ?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 4, 2022 5:13 AM |
Keke is not funny. Funny looking maybe, but not haha funny. Her personality is so annoying.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 4, 2022 5:14 AM |
Why are Szaâs pants falling down?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 4, 2022 5:19 AM |
And they could have had Angela Basset.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 4, 2022 5:20 AM |
Bowen and Kenan need to leave the show.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 4, 2022 5:20 AM |
I don't dislike Kenan, but he never plays anything other than Kenan. Ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 4, 2022 5:22 AM |
R43 is Drake, mad about the diss sketch
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 4, 2022 5:25 AM |
Weekend Update was off the hook in a good way.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 4, 2022 5:36 AM |
Tracee Ellis Ross is hilarious IMO. Didnât she host this once, and why isnât she ever guesting here? Show would be great.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 4, 2022 5:40 AM |
Hereâs new guy they seemed purposely to hire bc he resembles Pete Davidson, as if viewers canât except facial recognition change.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 4, 2022 5:42 AM |
Twitter now also loves Nazis. Your point?
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 4, 2022 5:57 AM |
Is this show now Saturday Black Live?
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 4, 2022 5:58 AM |
Keke did a fabulous job
hope they have her back. She's 1 of the rare hosts I would welcome back multiple times
beautiful, can act, can sing and is very charming
best episode this season by far
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 4, 2022 6:02 AM |
And not so for perpetual virtue signalers, I suspect.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 4, 2022 6:03 AM |
There are too many black people on my TV.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 4, 2022 6:06 AM |
Keke really outshined all the other cast members. She really knows how to own the camera.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 4, 2022 6:08 AM |
Iâm sorry if equal televised diversity that doesnât constantly pander gets you and your comfortable suburban cul-de-sac homeâs front-lawn BLM sign triggered, R60 aka Senator Warren. :).
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 4, 2022 6:13 AM |
Wow the proud racist trolling R62 never stops. Do you kiss your Jakal with that mouth?
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 4, 2022 6:16 AM |
I sometimes wonder about the extras we see in the SNL skits each week (like the ones who were passengers in the airplane skit tonight). Who do you have to know to get that gig? Do they use the same people every week? How much are they paid? And finally, do they get to go to the after-show party every week or are they just paid and sent home?
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 4, 2022 6:19 AM |
Keke getting rave reviews tonight
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 4, 2022 6:21 AM |
R65 Some of the extras are show writers.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 4, 2022 6:23 AM |
So since Pete Davidson made it a thing, they're just gonna have a segment of Weekend Update devoted to cast members doing their stand-up acts?
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 4, 2022 6:26 AM |
If I had one, hopefully not on the pandering butt as Iâd imagine you would, or do, R63. Whatâs behind your electing yourself judge as to why other posters are racist if they donât understand why a show has to lately turn into hosting all skits, actors and performers who are portrayed by their showâs (oh, right, mostly young white writers) conveying always the most stereotypical lines, personalities and characters? In sorry if my seeing it that way spurns you to feel you must likewise elect yourself judge and brand someone about or call out racism. When you sit down to poop, is everything coming out of your mouth down there Buyerâs vanilla ice-cream and the rest of ours isnât? Please do try to take a vacation from the constantly officious social justice warrioring. If for instance that last skit with the 2 flight attendants was intended to shine as the best representation of admirable comedic characters, Iâd rather watch Chloe Fineman host and perform the entire show. Now please do take my Jakal and your BLM sign out of your previously constant ass. Smooches, Karen. :)
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 4, 2022 6:31 AM |
Done with your sad fit? Thanks ever so.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 4, 2022 6:34 AM |
What in the world is going on this thread. What the fuck are you people talking about.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 4, 2022 6:36 AM |
Oh, really, R67? I did not know that. Interesting to know. Thanks!
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 4, 2022 6:36 AM |
If I had a Jakal, hopefully I wouldnât kiss them not on the pandering butt as Iâd imagine you would, or do, [R63]. Whatâs behind your electing yourself judge as to why other posters are racist if they donât understand why a show has to lately turn into hosting all skits, actors and performers who are portrayed by their showâs (oh, right, mostly young white writers) conveying always the most stereotypical lines, personalities and characters? In sorry if my seeing it that way spurns you to feel you must brand someone as racist. When you sit down to poop, is everything coming out of your mouth down there Bryerâs vanilla ice-cream and the rest of ours doesnt ? Please do try to take a vacation from the constantly officious social justice warrioring. If, for instance, that last skit with the 2 flight attendants was intended to shine as the best representation of admirable comedic characters, Iâd rather watch Chloe Fineman host and perform the entire show. Now please do take my Jakal and your BLM sign out of your previously constipated ass. Smooches, Karen. :)
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 4, 2022 6:36 AM |
Not on the pandering butt!
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 4, 2022 6:38 AM |
Put down the meth pipe, R73.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 4, 2022 6:40 AM |
Regarding my reply which was not a sad fit but rather a justified reply to your obviously being triggered, R70: Youâre very welcome! It was entirely my pleasure, including rattling you. Thanks for having been interested enough to have continued engaging me. Also, I hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend very much.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 4, 2022 6:42 AM |
Although Iâm not using one, R75âwhy, do you need to borrow one or stock up on your supply? Gurl, byee.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 4, 2022 6:45 AM |
One of the best new episodes. Not great but more watchable than most.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 4, 2022 6:47 AM |
I think this newer cast, as has occurred in seasons past when there were such larger turnovers, will continue to relax, gel and find their talented and character-specific niches, yes I agree.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 4, 2022 6:50 AM |
She's the new Tiffany Hadish!
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 4, 2022 6:51 AM |
R80, she's more charming than Tiffany Haddish and prettier. I do like Tiffany but it's like she won't evolve past a late 20s ghetto Chica. And I don't think she's a bad actress. Tiffany Haddish is middle aged, she just looks young. I think Keke has shown she has serious acting chops in her latest films and thus more versatile. I think she find that signature Oscar worthy role soon.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 4, 2022 7:12 AM |
[quote]She's the new Tiffany Hadish!
Who? Keke? Keke has been acting since she was a kid, so, NO.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 4, 2022 7:15 AM |
[quote] Whatâs behind your electing yourself judge as to why other posters are racist if they donât understand why a show has to lately turn into hosting all skits, actors and performers who are portrayed by their showâs (oh, right, mostly young white writers) conveying always the most stereotypical lines, personalities and characters?
Wow. My head hurts.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 4, 2022 7:20 AM |
Is she one of the Sister, Sister girls?
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 4, 2022 7:35 AM |
Why does the show break down Weekend Update into multiple videos when they put it on YouTube? Do they get more money that way?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 4, 2022 7:40 AM |
That Michael Longbottom just seems to be trying to hard.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 4, 2022 7:51 AM |
Yeah....also clueless who this this is.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 4, 2022 8:13 AM |
I love DL elders come on this site and discover culchah.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 4, 2022 8:23 AM |
I love when DL youngsters come to this site and show they have no grammatical, punctuation or spelling skills, yet consider themselves superior with feeble attempts at sarcasm..
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 4, 2022 8:39 AM |
R89 I'm not being sarcastic. You bitches dont know anyone born after 1988. And certainly only find fun in Liza Minelli parodies or some white fratbro in the line of John Belushi.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 4, 2022 8:43 AM |
You're not being clever, either. You, bitch, don't know anyone born before 1999. And you certainly only find fun in being a neurotic little weasel.
And it's spelled [bold] Minnelli[/bold], you idiot.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 4, 2022 8:50 AM |
R50 is visiting us from 1999 when slang like "off the hook" was popular.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 4, 2022 8:52 AM |
R91,Listen Im sorry, and I'm certainly aware of golden age hollywood. Rear Window is my favorite film of all time.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 4, 2022 8:54 AM |
The racist troll R92 is STILL posting, still obsessing, hours later. Sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 4, 2022 8:54 AM |
R94, How is that racist. It's spot on. That poster is either black or a white bro in the know.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 4, 2022 8:55 AM |
R65 a few years ago a girl in my grade at high school was 1 of the background dancers during the skit featuring Aidy Bryant as Sarah Huckabee Sanders singing a parody of "Confidant" by Demi Lovato. We are in our 30s now. I don't know if she went to college but I remember in my last year or so of college some former high school classmates were trying to hype up her attempt at a music career She was in a group, they made a couple music videos but obviously never went anywhere. The peak of her career was being a backup dancer for Beyonce during at least 1 of her tours and also featured during her Superbowl performance. So doing backup dancing on SNL was obviously a step down but it's still something to put on her resume. I think a lot of background people, especially ones who aren't super young, are people like this girl who tried becoming stars on their own but just accepted it likely won't happen and keep taking any gig they can get in hopes of a lucky break at some point. I have no idea if she ever married or had kids as I never was acquainted with her, only knew of her through sex ed in freshman year lol
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 4, 2022 10:29 AM |
Similar to R96, I know a guy was a fairly regular SNL background actor for a few years. He had studied to be an actor but was never very good. He was, however, a nice guy and a hard worker, so I assume that made him reliable and the show kept using him.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 4, 2022 1:52 PM |
Jesus! Was Lorne cleaning out a closet no one had been into for years when he found the "Dynasty" sketch? Is everyone here too young to remember Joan Collins and Diahann Carroll? I thought they were showing flashbacks. And that lame Arby's commercial that just went on and on and on.........
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 4, 2022 5:38 PM |
Longfellow is just so...white. Nothing special about him. Nothing stands out. They got rid of Athari for this?
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 4, 2022 6:45 PM |
Sorry, Longbottom. Well, something on him is long.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 4, 2022 6:46 PM |
If you havenât yet listened to SZAâs âCTRLâ from 2017, go ahead. You probably wonât understand what sheâs saying at first, but youâll catch the vibe.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 4, 2022 7:10 PM |
R97 sometimes you need to present hole or pussy to get ahead.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 4, 2022 7:32 PM |
General thoughts:
I donât get Bowen Yang. Amateurish, one note. Not a vibrant performer.
Heidi Gardner irks me for some reason. Seems like she desperately wants to be a Wiig or an Amy Poehler, but you can see the work with her on a way you couldnât with those performers (or Hooks or Radner, Curtin, etc.)
Longfellow totally trying too hard. Maybe smart on his part since they seem to easily dispose his type if they donât make a quick impression. But again, you can see the work with him.
Cecily is a true talent. She can make a bad sketch better. She also evolves. If you go back and look, she has some past recurring characters that she doesnât even do anymore. She keeps updating and proves her versatility.
Sarah Sherman is an incredibly confident performer. I can see us all growing sick of her, a la McKinnon, but for now I find her interesting.
Everyone else is mostly forgettable. The writing is about fives notchâs below where it should be for a show of this caliber and the ability to hire just about anyone they want.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 4, 2022 7:56 PM |
The background actors are hired from talent agencies the same way movie extras are acquired.
Not the "major agencies" mind you, but entry level representation to give the nascent actor screen experience. NYC is full of these small agencies, and this is how donald stocked his campaign events.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 4, 2022 11:32 PM |
Keke was really good at making it look like she wasnât reading off cue cards.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 4, 2022 11:53 PM |
Keke's baby daddy is some dude named Darius Dalton.
Is he in showbiz or just some random?
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 5, 2022 12:37 AM |
SNL works best when they have a comedic actor host. Palmer was really good. Chance the Rapper has been terrific too.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 5, 2022 1:00 AM |
I thought this show was one of the most forgettable, unfunny episodes Iâve seen in a long time.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 5, 2022 1:06 AM |
It's a great day for unwed pregnant mothers!
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 5, 2022 5:03 PM |
R111 Is phoning in from the twilight year of 1922. She is with her child's father and is a millionaire. This isn't Sudan.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 5, 2022 6:40 PM |
[quote]I thought this show was one of the most forgettable, unfunny episodes Iâve seen in a long time.
USA Today agrees with the criticism of lackluster hosts.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 5, 2022 7:32 PM |
Because no A-lister wants to be seen on a piece of crap.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 5, 2022 8:09 PM |
R112 is typing from the welfare line while applying for WIC benefits and food stamps.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 6, 2022 12:01 AM |
R115, ???????. Lmfao. Right......
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 6, 2022 12:04 AM |
I thought the two WU members doing their standup was hilarious. Now that we have seen their A Game, what next?
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 6, 2022 12:07 AM |
The hostess reeked of trashiness. Hell, she had her baby bump hanging out wearing a sheer top while introducing the musical performer. So much for decorum.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 6, 2022 12:08 AM |
[quote][R112] is typing from the welfare line while applying for WIC benefits and food stamps.
There are no longer welfare lines. What year are YOU posting from?!
These days, people applying for social services initially apply at an office. Some medical buildings even have such an office on their premises, there's no need going to a Medicaid office. Anything after that is done via paperwork and snail mail. A friend is a social worker, they tell me these things.
There are also no longer "food stamps", recipients now use a card.
btw, most "welfare fraud' is being done by nursing homes and the doctors themselves.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 6, 2022 1:12 AM |
