Single Black Female
Daniel Martin
Lifetimes latest movie! Omg this looks so good!!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 11, 2022 9:06 PM |
A black remake of a cult classic thriller starring two obese leads. How woke!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 11, 2022 10:44 AM |
Do they check their blood sugar levels together?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 11, 2022 11:16 AM |
The climatic battle takes place in a bakery.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 11, 2022 11:20 AM |
Poor Amber Riley. She won an Olivier award you know? That's the British equivalent of a Tony.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 11, 2022 11:26 AM |
They should've gotten the actor who played the tranny Unique on GLEE. Brittany sometimes mixed up Mercedes (Amber Riley) and Unique. đ
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 11, 2022 11:39 AM |
Raven Goodwin is such a good actress. I remember seeing her as a kid in movies like The Station Agent and Lovely & Amazing. She's done really good work in recent years too, like the Lifetime Clark sisters thing. or SMILF.
Never really gelled with Amber Riley for some reason. Anyway, this looks a complete mess and I will absolutely be watching.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 11, 2022 11:44 AM |
When they both fight... Earthquake!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 11, 2022 1:14 PM |
All jokes aside, it looks like it meets the Lifetime criteria of being fun and trashy...plus it stars two reliably good actresses.
I recently watched a Lifetime TV movie with my mom while visiting for Thanksgiving, and I was embarrassed how much I enjoyed it. The movie was something like "My Ex-Husband's Killer Girlfriend."
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 11, 2022 1:28 PM |
R2 lose that word from your vocabulary
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 11, 2022 4:04 PM |
Nothing can prepare you for the horrifying truth, when all is revealed during a pie eating contest!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 12, 2022 7:40 AM |
Why isn't Mo'Nique in this?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 12, 2022 8:16 AM |
R7 - I was just thinking about Raven Goodwin a few days ago. She was a truly phenomenal child actress.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 12, 2022 9:53 AM |
Raven Goodwin also played teen âOprahâ on 30 Rock. One of my favorite episodes. She was great!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 12, 2022 12:46 PM |
That episode was hilarious, R15
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 12, 2022 2:34 PM |
Can't wait for Snow Black and The Seven Little People.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 12, 2022 3:44 PM |
We are like 3 weeks away!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 21, 2022 5:09 PM |
How many times can you say "Oh no you dit'nt" in one film?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 21, 2022 5:21 PM |
Jesus, you fruits sure love your shitty movies.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 21, 2022 5:31 PM |
Kirk Cameron films are the only good films.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 21, 2022 5:32 PM |
If I want to watch black entertainment, I just watch CarShield commercials.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 21, 2022 5:37 PM |
There are scores of films online by, about and for the black community. No 'diversity' or 'inclusion' in those films. I wonder if they actually turn a profit or are yet more pandering.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 21, 2022 5:44 PM |
Will the puppy be a pitbull?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 21, 2022 5:48 PM |
Why are they so fat? Between the two of them I count six chins.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 21, 2022 5:52 PM |
I will absolutely watch this
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 21, 2022 5:52 PM |
Go read the comments on the video for more hilarity!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 21, 2022 5:52 PM |
I hope both their character names are "LaWanda".
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 21, 2022 5:53 PM |
Looks more like a very special episode of my 600 Pound Life.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 21, 2022 6:19 PM |
In reality that fine black man wouldn't look twice at these heifers. He'd be fucking skinny blond white chicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 22, 2022 1:40 AM |
Serious question, though. When did Lifetime switch from the channel for middle aged white women, to a channel for black chick?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 22, 2022 3:02 AM |
R34 one movie means theyâre a channel for black chicks?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 22, 2022 3:08 AM |
R35 it isnât just one movie. Most of the new content they have been turning out has shifted to a black female audience.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 22, 2022 3:11 AM |
R36 false. 98% of it is still the same white led films. They just now throw a few black led films in the mix every month which throws racists like you off because it used to be 100% white.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 22, 2022 3:19 AM |
R37 making an observation about their new target demographic isnât âracistâ.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 22, 2022 3:38 AM |
"Single Fat Female" (Lifetime Black)- The ugly one has to do all the work...
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 22, 2022 4:39 AM |
Single White Female: did anyone else think at the time the original film came out it was extremely racist? Both the ad listing and the title?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 22, 2022 5:11 AM |
<- yes, 40- and it was rape.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 22, 2022 3:52 PM |
R40 no. The listing âSingle White Femaleâ was describing herself. She wasnât asking for a âSingle White Femaleâ roommate. She never stated a race to who she wanted as a roommate, just that theyâre working and female.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 22, 2022 4:00 PM |
[quote] In reality that fine black man wouldn't look twice at these heifers. He'd be fucking skinny blond white chicks.
No fine Black man wants to SCREW a skinny chick. He's spends all day at the beach with Becky. At night, he steals away to hook up with Amber and Raven on the DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 6, 2022 1:41 AM |
Or me! I think theyâd prefer men.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 7, 2022 3:11 AM |
[quote] In reality that fine black man wouldn't look twice at these heifers.
Black men love fat women.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 7, 2022 6:22 PM |
Lifetime is a black network.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 7, 2022 6:26 PM |
Would rather see them in a biopic of The Weather Girls.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 7, 2022 6:44 PM |
Can't they come up with their own ideas?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 7, 2022 6:46 PM |
R46 Black men like THICK women not obese ones.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 7, 2022 7:30 PM |
I DVRd this and watched last night. Oh my God, what a shit show it was! It wasn't even campy fun, it was tragic and unwatchable. For the love of God, couldn't they wipe the fucking smudges off the wine glasses between takes? It was so distracting and disgusting. I made better movies in my 10th grade media productions class.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 7, 2022 8:43 PM |
I watched it last night and it's pretty boring. It's also odd to see such young women straining to walk normally or even sit in a chair without odd movements. The main chick in freakin' HUGE and I was wondering how she wipes her bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 8, 2022 5:11 PM |
I get the positive "big is beautiful" message and all of that but the lead actress was distractingly HUGE!!! It made me uncomfortable watching her even when she walked. Mercedes (as she loves to be called) I thought would have brought some acting chops given her background with Glee, but she was just plain awful. Everything about this was awful.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 8, 2022 5:33 PM |
I thought the Oprah poster on the wall was a bit much (she has a rival network to boot).
The end battle in the hallway between the BFF & the psycho was a hoot!
No punches or scratches just a little tug of war between them LOL! It was all "Watch the face gurl!" & " Watch the hair gurl!" LOL!
The prop department must've insisted on using all of the blood that they had on hand
because at the end of this film a character bleeds out on the floor like a baby elephant.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 8, 2022 6:02 PM |
[quote]The prop department must've insisted on using all of the blood that they had on hand because at the end of this film a character bleeds out on the floor like a baby elephant.
LOLOL!!! r60, you made me spit-laugh!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 8, 2022 6:15 PM |
I want to see this, is it streaming anywhere? Donât have cable.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 8, 2022 6:42 PM |
R63 I wanted to see it too. I can assure you, you DO NOT want to see this dreck. It's THAT bad and not in a watchable bad (fun) kind of way.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 8, 2022 6:56 PM |
R63 I don't have cable either & live in the US.
You can watch the show for free if you do a search for it.
Ignore R64. It's a breath of fresh air from the skinny white guy leads that have been done to death.
I enjoyed it for what it was (a 90 minute campy at times thrill fest).
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 9, 2022 6:52 AM |
"La Wanda"?
Somebody's grandfather is using their account.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 9, 2022 1:55 PM |
It was that nights highest rated program that wasnât a sport
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 11, 2022 9:06 PM |