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Lifetimes latest movie! Omg this looks so good!!!

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by Anonymousreply 67February 11, 2022 9:06 PM

A black remake of a cult classic thriller starring two obese leads. How woke!

by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2022 10:44 AM

Do they check their blood sugar levels together?

by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2022 11:16 AM

The climatic battle takes place in a bakery.

by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2022 11:20 AM

Poor Amber Riley. She won an Olivier award you know? That's the British equivalent of a Tony.

by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2022 11:26 AM

They should've gotten the actor who played the tranny Unique on GLEE. Brittany sometimes mixed up Mercedes (Amber Riley) and Unique. 😂

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2022 11:39 AM

Raven Goodwin is such a good actress. I remember seeing her as a kid in movies like The Station Agent and Lovely & Amazing. She's done really good work in recent years too, like the Lifetime Clark sisters thing. or SMILF.

Never really gelled with Amber Riley for some reason. Anyway, this looks a complete mess and I will absolutely be watching.

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2022 11:44 AM

When they both fight... Earthquake!!!

by Anonymousreply 8January 11, 2022 1:14 PM

All jokes aside, it looks like it meets the Lifetime criteria of being fun and trashy...plus it stars two reliably good actresses.

I recently watched a Lifetime TV movie with my mom while visiting for Thanksgiving, and I was embarrassed how much I enjoyed it. The movie was something like "My Ex-Husband's Killer Girlfriend."

by Anonymousreply 9January 11, 2022 1:28 PM

R2 lose that word from your vocabulary

by Anonymousreply 11January 11, 2022 4:04 PM

Nothing can prepare you for the horrifying truth, when all is revealed during a pie eating contest!

by Anonymousreply 12January 12, 2022 7:40 AM

Why isn't Mo'Nique in this?

by Anonymousreply 13January 12, 2022 8:16 AM

R7 - I was just thinking about Raven Goodwin a few days ago. She was a truly phenomenal child actress.

by Anonymousreply 14January 12, 2022 9:53 AM

Raven Goodwin also played teen “Oprah” on 30 Rock. One of my favorite episodes. She was great!

by Anonymousreply 15January 12, 2022 12:46 PM

That episode was hilarious, R15

by Anonymousreply 16January 12, 2022 2:34 PM

Can't wait for Snow Black and The Seven Little People.

by Anonymousreply 17January 12, 2022 3:44 PM

We are like 3 weeks away!

by Anonymousreply 18January 21, 2022 5:09 PM

How many times can you say "Oh no you dit'nt" in one film?

by Anonymousreply 19January 21, 2022 5:21 PM

Jesus, you fruits sure love your shitty movies.

by Anonymousreply 20January 21, 2022 5:31 PM

Kirk Cameron films are the only good films.

by Anonymousreply 21January 21, 2022 5:32 PM

If I want to watch black entertainment, I just watch CarShield commercials.

by Anonymousreply 22January 21, 2022 5:37 PM

There are scores of films online by, about and for the black community. No 'diversity' or 'inclusion' in those films. I wonder if they actually turn a profit or are yet more pandering.

by Anonymousreply 23January 21, 2022 5:44 PM

Will the puppy be a pitbull?

by Anonymousreply 24January 21, 2022 5:48 PM

Why are they so fat? Between the two of them I count six chins.

by Anonymousreply 26January 21, 2022 5:52 PM

I will absolutely watch this

by Anonymousreply 27January 21, 2022 5:52 PM

Go read the comments on the video for more hilarity!

by Anonymousreply 28January 21, 2022 5:52 PM

I hope both their character names are "LaWanda".

by Anonymousreply 29January 21, 2022 5:53 PM

Looks more like a very special episode of my 600 Pound Life.

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by Anonymousreply 30January 21, 2022 6:19 PM

In reality that fine black man wouldn't look twice at these heifers. He'd be fucking skinny blond white chicks.

by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2022 1:40 AM

Serious question, though. When did Lifetime switch from the channel for middle aged white women, to a channel for black chick?

by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2022 3:02 AM

R34 one movie means they’re a channel for black chicks?

by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2022 3:08 AM

R35 it isn’t just one movie. Most of the new content they have been turning out has shifted to a black female audience.

by Anonymousreply 36January 22, 2022 3:11 AM

R36 false. 98% of it is still the same white led films. They just now throw a few black led films in the mix every month which throws racists like you off because it used to be 100% white.

by Anonymousreply 37January 22, 2022 3:19 AM

R37 making an observation about their new target demographic isn’t “racist”.

by Anonymousreply 38January 22, 2022 3:38 AM

"Single Fat Female" (Lifetime Black)- The ugly one has to do all the work...

by Anonymousreply 39January 22, 2022 4:39 AM

Single White Female: did anyone else think at the time the original film came out it was extremely racist? Both the ad listing and the title?

by Anonymousreply 40January 22, 2022 5:11 AM

<- yes, 40- and it was rape.

by Anonymousreply 41January 22, 2022 3:52 PM

R40 no. The listing “Single White Female” was describing herself. She wasn’t asking for a “Single White Female” roommate. She never stated a race to who she wanted as a roommate, just that they’re working and female.

by Anonymousreply 42January 22, 2022 4:00 PM

[quote] In reality that fine black man wouldn't look twice at these heifers. He'd be fucking skinny blond white chicks.

No fine Black man wants to SCREW a skinny chick. He's spends all day at the beach with Becky. At night, he steals away to hook up with Amber and Raven on the DL.

by Anonymousreply 44February 6, 2022 1:41 AM

Or me! I think they’d prefer men.

by Anonymousreply 45February 7, 2022 3:11 AM

[quote] In reality that fine black man wouldn't look twice at these heifers.

Black men love fat women.

by Anonymousreply 46February 7, 2022 6:22 PM

Lifetime is a black network.

by Anonymousreply 51February 7, 2022 6:26 PM

Would rather see them in a biopic of The Weather Girls.

by Anonymousreply 52February 7, 2022 6:44 PM

Can't they come up with their own ideas?

by Anonymousreply 53February 7, 2022 6:46 PM

R46 Black men like THICK women not obese ones.

by Anonymousreply 54February 7, 2022 7:30 PM

I DVRd this and watched last night. Oh my God, what a shit show it was! It wasn't even campy fun, it was tragic and unwatchable. For the love of God, couldn't they wipe the fucking smudges off the wine glasses between takes? It was so distracting and disgusting. I made better movies in my 10th grade media productions class.

by Anonymousreply 55February 7, 2022 8:43 PM

I watched it last night and it's pretty boring. It's also odd to see such young women straining to walk normally or even sit in a chair without odd movements. The main chick in freakin' HUGE and I was wondering how she wipes her bottom.

by Anonymousreply 58February 8, 2022 5:11 PM

I get the positive "big is beautiful" message and all of that but the lead actress was distractingly HUGE!!! It made me uncomfortable watching her even when she walked. Mercedes (as she loves to be called) I thought would have brought some acting chops given her background with Glee, but she was just plain awful. Everything about this was awful.

by Anonymousreply 59February 8, 2022 5:33 PM

I thought the Oprah poster on the wall was a bit much (she has a rival network to boot).

The end battle in the hallway between the BFF & the psycho was a hoot!

No punches or scratches just a little tug of war between them LOL! It was all "Watch the face gurl!" & " Watch the hair gurl!" LOL!

The prop department must've insisted on using all of the blood that they had on hand

because at the end of this film a character bleeds out on the floor like a baby elephant.

by Anonymousreply 60February 8, 2022 6:02 PM

[quote]The prop department must've insisted on using all of the blood that they had on hand because at the end of this film a character bleeds out on the floor like a baby elephant.

LOLOL!!! r60, you made me spit-laugh!

by Anonymousreply 61February 8, 2022 6:15 PM

I want to see this, is it streaming anywhere? Don’t have cable.

by Anonymousreply 63February 8, 2022 6:42 PM

R63 I wanted to see it too. I can assure you, you DO NOT want to see this dreck. It's THAT bad and not in a watchable bad (fun) kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 64February 8, 2022 6:56 PM

R63 I don't have cable either & live in the US.

You can watch the show for free if you do a search for it.

Ignore R64. It's a breath of fresh air from the skinny white guy leads that have been done to death.

I enjoyed it for what it was (a 90 minute campy at times thrill fest).

by Anonymousreply 65February 9, 2022 6:52 AM

"La Wanda"?

Somebody's grandfather is using their account.

by Anonymousreply 66February 9, 2022 1:55 PM

It was that nights highest rated program that wasn’t a sport

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by Anonymousreply 67February 11, 2022 9:06 PM