The X Factor and Idol judge laments the lack of Listerine original in the UK in a disturbing video that shows he has gone way too far with cosmetic surgery.

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reply 48

July 18, 2023 5:35 AM

Uh, did he have vaginoplasty on his mouth? Those aren’t just “lips”, that’s a full labia majora!

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July 10, 2023 9:26 PM

Happens to all conservatives sooner or later.

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July 10, 2023 9:28 PM

All that money and he’s paying someone to slowly turn him into the kid from The Goonies.

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July 10, 2023 9:31 PM

I had no idea that he was a Tory. But it makes sense now that I think about it. Cowell comes off as mean-spirited, elitist, and bitchy as David Starkey.

He shouldn't have fucked with his face like that. Ryan Seacrest still looks great, and his plastic surgery is usually minor.

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July 10, 2023 9:34 PM

I cannot imagine what possible use Simon Cowell would have for lips.

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July 10, 2023 9:37 PM

Look at my tits instead 🤡

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reply 6

July 10, 2023 9:37 PM

ugggg. He was a nice looking guy and now has totally screwed up his face. So sad.

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July 10, 2023 10:16 PM

[quote]turn him into the kid from The Goonies.

Oh, dear.

Sloth was a grown man, pumpkin.

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July 10, 2023 10:35 PM

What he started with was bad enough. This is exponentially worse, everytime I see it.

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July 10, 2023 10:38 PM

Forget the lips, those eyes are nightmare fuel.

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reply 10

July 10, 2023 11:05 PM

Sad to go through life with a look of perpetual surprise.

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July 10, 2023 11:08 PM

lipless and assless by 40

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July 10, 2023 11:44 PM

I don't why he's begging for that Listerine to come back. Looks like it burned his lips off.

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reply 13

July 10, 2023 11:45 PM

R12 initially read it as “unless” lol 😐

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July 10, 2023 11:56 PM

Men should be very cautious with cosmetic surgery. It must be very subtle, or it feminizes the face.

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July 11, 2023 12:04 AM

Looks like a stroke victim, lopsided

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reply 18

July 11, 2023 12:09 AM

Like a burn victim who's had a stroke

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July 11, 2023 12:12 AM

His lips look like little bicycle inner tubes stretched around his mouth.

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reply 21

July 11, 2023 12:29 AM

And it still hasn’t crossed his mind to lipo those tits.

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July 11, 2023 12:31 AM

[quote] And it still hasn’t crossed his mind to lipo those tits.

He thinks that they make him look masculine and butch - Gurl please.

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July 11, 2023 12:37 AM

In a weird sort of way, his plastic surgery is making him look like the Cookie Monster.

Try to unsee that, now.

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reply 25

July 11, 2023 12:40 AM

WTF did he do to his eyes. They look seriously fucked up.

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reply 26

July 11, 2023 12:41 AM

Jocelyn Wildenstein looks great!

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reply 27

July 11, 2023 12:54 AM

These surgical procedures are aging him. He looks like a middle aged man who has received bad cosmetic surgery, he doesn't look younger or more attractive.

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July 11, 2023 1:17 AM

Does he cut his own hair?

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July 11, 2023 1:37 AM

He was so ugly pre-surgery and has only gotten worse.

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reply 30

July 11, 2023 2:40 AM

What specifically has he had done? He’s so strange looking now.

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reply 31

July 11, 2023 2:49 AM

I hate him so much I hope his botched face melts off his head onto the floor.

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July 11, 2023 4:06 AM

His work is SHIT but there isn't really a "lip reduction surgery" for men.

I think its aging and his FUCKING CHICKLET STYLE VENEERS!!!

You don't see much of his newly installed white Chicklet Special teefs- but I think that somehow they have fucked with his lips..

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July 11, 2023 4:25 AM

His expression says “I drank the Listerine.”

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July 11, 2023 5:10 AM

Has DL addressed these pics yet? I have no idea how recent they are but they're making the circulation on Twitter rn. WTF???

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July 12, 2023 1:01 AM

R36 Either that’s some deep fake shit, or she’s transitioning. Bruce Jenner vibes.

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July 12, 2023 1:44 AM

The photo in R36 also reminds me of this:

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July 12, 2023 1:48 AM

[quote] Does he cut his own hair?

Yeah, with a lawnmower

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reply 39

July 12, 2023 4:23 AM

Do ya think he's bleached around those lips? Some women bleach if they are hairy like Italians or Greek. Simon looks pretty tired and withered these days.

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July 12, 2023 4:42 AM

I showed the pics at R36 to someone I know who once worked in the medical field, and she said it looks like he's recently had pectoral implants, and is wearing a post-surgical compression bra (except with male patients, apparently they're referred to as "compression garments" or "compression wraps," but, they're basically bras).

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July 12, 2023 6:13 AM

Dear god, his breast implants look like googly eyes! Did he have a few ribs removed too?

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July 12, 2023 6:17 AM

I don’t understand why his eyes look so creepy. If you look at old photos, the position of everything hasn’t changed. He hasn’t had an eyelid lift. But now the whites of his eyes are very white and the irises are very black. Just contacts?

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July 12, 2023 2:44 PM

Oh man, Doctors need to ban plastic surgery for people who are having difficulty getting old. This is getting crazy. These celebrities are looking like freaks and the sad thing is they actually love their looks. SMFH.

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July 12, 2023 2:59 PM

R42 That picture reminds of when Peter got plastic surgery on Family Guy:

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reply 45

July 12, 2023 3:04 PM

No he doesn’t. He needs to fuck off forever.

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reply 47

July 18, 2023 5:20 AM

The cunt finally has the face he deserves.

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July 18, 2023 5:35 AM