Based on looks and sex appeal only. I don't give a shit about their earning power, fame or careers. Basically, which of these dudes would you like to have on speed dial for hook ups and leaving you bow legged at the end of a lengthy session.

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July 29, 2022 9:40 PM

Where is Tupac Shakur? That cultural appropriater loved him too.

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July 28, 2022 7:54 PM

Tony Ward is a sex god and he had her at her peak.

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July 28, 2022 8:01 PM

Wasn't she fucking massive cocked Willem Dafoe at one time? I'd pick him. He's been a huge crush forever, I don't care that he looks like a zombie in the face.

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July 28, 2022 8:02 PM

Interesting inclusion R4...

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July 28, 2022 8:09 PM

John-John? Really?

I would have voted for Tony Ward otherwise.

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July 28, 2022 8:14 PM

R5 They look like cousins here!

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July 28, 2022 8:17 PM

John Jr. Really? I picked Jesus.

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July 28, 2022 8:23 PM

You need to place your vote using my yardstick.

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July 28, 2022 8:30 PM

Jean-Michel Basquiat the most interesting, and rumored to be hung. Jesus Luz seemed sweet and stupid and I'm guessing for some reason, modestly endowed. Tony Ward had a cute little cocklette but still sexy. I guess Madonna isn't always a size queen.

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July 28, 2022 8:39 PM

Tony and Madonna sat in front of me at a Sandra Bernhard show (Ingrid Cesares was there, too) and he was so sexy. She was brunette and cute but I was surprised by her crows feet. This would have been ‘90 or ‘91.

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July 28, 2022 9:03 PM

Not a single vote for Brahim. He's being punished for having her on her steady decline.

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July 28, 2022 9:41 PM

R7, why do you think Madonna and Willem lookalike? What features? Just wondering.

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July 28, 2022 11:31 PM

^ They have similarly-sized dicks.

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July 28, 2022 11:38 PM

Has Rodman fucked guys? Never understood his make-up and dresses agenda.

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July 29, 2022 12:05 AM

Madonna had Alex Rodriguez years before JLo.

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July 29, 2022 4:27 AM

Jesus Luiz is prettier than her, it would never work.

I picked Guy Ritchie because he was the best catch. She wanted to be a movie star but Swept Away was just awful so she left him.

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July 29, 2022 4:34 AM

The era of the Rodman, Ritchie, Alex Rodriguez, Dafoe and Beatty are well and truly over for Madge. No established guy with their own career has any interest in a romantic relationship with her. She looks weird, is acting screwy and has aged very badly. It's paid for companions from now on. Contrast that with Sharon Stone, same age, less famous/wealthy but an infinitely more attractive cougar.

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July 29, 2022 8:51 AM

Rodman is now an old weirdo so he might be back on the possible list.

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July 29, 2022 10:33 AM

R20 Sharon stone was a regal beauty. And as you pointed out, has aged like fine wine.

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July 29, 2022 3:50 PM

Jesus is gorgeous but I think that was a fake relationship that publicity hungry Madonna thought would generate “Jesus and Madonna” headlines but at that point in her career no one cared.

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July 29, 2022 5:13 PM

Agreed R23. By the time she shacked up with Jesus, no one gave a shit what she did or said,

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July 29, 2022 9:10 PM

Jesus Luz is the only one of Madonna's boyfriends that I've ever found attractive.

The last black dude she was with looked like a druggie . . . and like he would smell.

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July 29, 2022 9:12 PM

John John Jr in the lead. Looks like DL guys are preppy whores at heart.

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July 29, 2022 9:17 PM

Yes Vanilla Ice was thick as shit, but he probably threw a mean fuck. Madonna acting like a teenager in love here.

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July 29, 2022 9:40 PM