I'm generally not attracted to bald guys, but John Toon, the Pooph! spokesman, makes me seriously reconsider. Pooph! commercials are annoying to be sure, but I think I'd like to take a ride with him in bed. The white spot in his beard is just gravy on top!

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by Anonymous

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October 16, 2023 2:29 PM

What you call gravy, I call semen.

by Anonymous

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September 2, 2023 10:32 PM

[quote] but I think I'd like to take a ride with him in bed.

Good news is that there would be no smell of Pooph! when you’re done.

by Anonymous

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September 2, 2023 10:52 PM

Does this stuff actually work? Asking for a friend...

by Anonymous

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September 2, 2023 11:22 PM

He always looks like he has cum in his beard

by Anonymous

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September 3, 2023 1:00 AM

Is he a gay? Because I'd like to bugger him.

by Anonymous

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October 16, 2023 10:42 AM

He guest hosted on TMZ and was kind of dim, for a comic ripe with gold, but he is HOT, has great arms and he would be a good sitcom regular guy.

by Anonymous

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October 16, 2023 2:21 PM

I think he's very cute/hot and started following him on Insta and he followed me right back (I'm semi-famous and obviously gay).

All his male buddies are douche bros incarnate. And not much of a female presence in his photos. But he intrigues me. I hope he's making a lot of money from those Pooph commercials.

by Anonymous

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October 16, 2023 2:29 PM