Pablo Schreiber wants attention
Robert Guerrero
His expression suggests a dumpy middle-aged man with a beer can dick and an enthusiasm for cinema verite just offered him 200 euros to show the world his arsehole.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 21, 2023 10:44 AM |
Then why isn't he showing it r2?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 21, 2023 10:47 AM |
He looks like an older guy who was on steroids much of his life—barrel chest with stringy muscular legs.
A lot of HIV survivors have that look
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 21, 2023 10:54 AM |
He’s definitely got Brass in Pocket!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 21, 2023 10:55 AM |
I think he's so hot, though it isn't his best facial picture.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 21, 2023 11:08 AM |
I've always wondered what a "metrosexual" sasquatch would look like.
I wonder no more.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 21, 2023 11:20 AM |
Was he being assaulted by surprise paparazzo in his private sauna? What's with that expression on his butter face?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 21, 2023 11:22 AM |
Well, he's got my attention. That face though. Looks rode hard and put up wet. And he needs to do something about those bulging abdominals. Abs like that are hot, to an extent. But when they start bulging as if something's trying to get out, they become off putting.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 21, 2023 11:24 AM |
"But when they start bulging as if something's trying to get out, they become off putting."
I realize that as an aging body builder, I am too bitter to respond to you in any kind of lighthearted way.
Bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 21, 2023 11:33 AM |
Yikes. Not attractive there.
I only like him when he looks like Nick Sobotka.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 21, 2023 11:47 AM |
He was very sexy years ago in a play at Lincoln Center- Dying City I think it was - not he gives off Tom Brady levels of desperation.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 21, 2023 11:58 AM |
Whoa I just checked his age - he is 44! He needs to get some sleep, alter his diet and change his facial hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 21, 2023 12:01 PM |
[quote] I realize that as an aging body builder, I am too bitter to respond to you in any kind of lighthearted way.
Suck in that gut grandpa!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 21, 2023 12:04 PM |
[quote] Whoa I just checked his age - he is 44!
What's that in human years?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 22, 2023 10:49 PM |
Ew. He is a butter face in OP's pic. I used to think he was cute.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 22, 2023 11:31 PM |
His butter face melted all over his "I'm holding it in" body.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 23, 2023 12:04 AM |
He’s cute! Is he gay friendly?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 23, 2023 12:17 AM |
I thought he was so fucking hot as Pornstache on Orange is the New Black. While I prefer that look, I'd be lying if I said I haven't fucked a LOT worse than how he looks nowadays. Pablo, I'd still gladly giddy-up and ride your dick like a bucking bronco. Call me. 😏😈
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 23, 2023 1:08 AM |
He used to be very cute and sexy in an offbeat way. Now he just looks off.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 23, 2023 1:18 AM |
He has been off ever since that video of him and his big penis and cum shot
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 23, 2023 1:37 PM |
He doesn’t have a big dick, r24.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 23, 2023 1:50 PM |
[quote] a dumpy middle-aged man with a beer can dick and an enthusiasm for cinema verite just offered him 200 euros to show the world his arsehole.
Not exactly beer can-sized, and no hole, but...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 24, 2023 7:26 AM |
Omg his skin is so damaged
White peoples thinking they can be out in the sun all the time
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 1, 2023 3:39 PM |
^^^ That looks like eczema or rosacea not just sun damage.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 1, 2023 3:47 PM |
OP's cock pic makes me laugh, Pablo is acting like we haven't all seen his jerkoff video.
And yeah, that isn't sun damage, most everyone looks like that for a day or two when on vacation. He also looks red in OP's photo, but he was just out of sauna there.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 1, 2023 4:01 PM |
And if what I just looked at is the video then his face is an example off false advertising
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 1, 2023 4:08 PM |
Hissing in a breathy whisper:”WHAT is William Lewis doing HERE?”
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 1, 2023 4:11 PM |
I liked him when he was thin and wiry and had a face.
Era: Nick Sobotka (see R13)
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 1, 2023 4:51 PM |
OMG his skin has become so gross! Why do good looking people do this to themselves
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 3, 2023 3:57 PM |
You had me at "beer can dick." The muscles are a nice addition.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 3, 2023 4:12 PM |
If you have attractive big features when you're young they're going to become scarier and scarier as you age.
Al Pacino was once an attractive young man.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 3, 2023 4:15 PM |
He always reminded me of Tobias Menzies whom I fell in love with on HBO's Rome, way back when, playing Brutus.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 3, 2023 4:36 PM |
What happened to his nose? It got really wide and bulbous. I thought he was super hot playing a leperchaun for, "American Gods". I guess the facial hair balanced out his nose.
Also all that redness could be from niacin.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 17, 2023 6:15 PM |
He completely messed up his body with steroids.
It made his skin leathery, gave him boobs and a gut, and distorted his face.
He was hot through the Pornstache era, then went way overboard.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 17, 2023 6:21 PM |