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Pablo Schreiber wants attention

Writer Robert Guerrero

His expression suggests a dumpy middle-aged man with a beer can dick and an enthusiasm for cinema verite just offered him 200 euros to show the world his arsehole.

by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2023 10:44 AM

Then why isn't he showing it r2?

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2023 10:47 AM

He looks like an older guy who was on steroids much of his life—barrel chest with stringy muscular legs.

A lot of HIV survivors have that look

by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2023 10:54 AM

He’s definitely got Brass in Pocket!

by Anonymousreply 5February 21, 2023 10:55 AM

I think he's so hot, though it isn't his best facial picture.

by Anonymousreply 7February 21, 2023 11:08 AM

I've always wondered what a "metrosexual" sasquatch would look like.

I wonder no more.

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2023 11:20 AM

Was he being assaulted by surprise paparazzo in his private sauna? What's with that expression on his butter face?

by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2023 11:22 AM

Well, he's got my attention. That face though. Looks rode hard and put up wet. And he needs to do something about those bulging abdominals. Abs like that are hot, to an extent. But when they start bulging as if something's trying to get out, they become off putting.

by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2023 11:24 AM

"But when they start bulging as if something's trying to get out, they become off putting."

I realize that as an aging body builder, I am too bitter to respond to you in any kind of lighthearted way.

Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2023 11:33 AM

Yikes. Not attractive there.

I only like him when he looks like Nick Sobotka.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2023 11:47 AM

He was very sexy years ago in a play at Lincoln Center- Dying City I think it was - not he gives off Tom Brady levels of desperation.

by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2023 11:58 AM

Whoa I just checked his age - he is 44! He needs to get some sleep, alter his diet and change his facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2023 12:01 PM

[quote] I realize that as an aging body builder, I am too bitter to respond to you in any kind of lighthearted way.

Suck in that gut grandpa!

by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2023 12:04 PM

[quote] Whoa I just checked his age - he is 44!

What's that in human years?

by Anonymousreply 17February 22, 2023 10:49 PM

Ew. He is a butter face in OP's pic. I used to think he was cute.

by Anonymousreply 19February 22, 2023 11:31 PM

His butter face melted all over his "I'm holding it in" body.

by Anonymousreply 20February 23, 2023 12:04 AM

He’s cute! Is he gay friendly?

by Anonymousreply 21February 23, 2023 12:17 AM

I thought he was so fucking hot as Pornstache on Orange is the New Black. While I prefer that look, I'd be lying if I said I haven't fucked a LOT worse than how he looks nowadays. Pablo, I'd still gladly giddy-up and ride your dick like a bucking bronco. Call me. 😏😈

by Anonymousreply 22February 23, 2023 1:08 AM

He used to be very cute and sexy in an offbeat way. Now he just looks off.

by Anonymousreply 23February 23, 2023 1:18 AM

He has been off ever since that video of him and his big penis and cum shot

by Anonymousreply 24February 23, 2023 1:37 PM

He doesn’t have a big dick, r24.

by Anonymousreply 25February 23, 2023 1:50 PM

[quote] a dumpy middle-aged man with a beer can dick and an enthusiasm for cinema verite just offered him 200 euros to show the world his arsehole.

Not exactly beer can-sized, and no hole, but...

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by Anonymousreply 27February 24, 2023 7:26 AM

Omg his skin is so damaged

White peoples thinking they can be out in the sun all the time

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by Anonymousreply 28April 1, 2023 3:39 PM

^^^ That looks like eczema or rosacea not just sun damage.

by Anonymousreply 29April 1, 2023 3:47 PM

OP's cock pic makes me laugh, Pablo is acting like we haven't all seen his jerkoff video.

And yeah, that isn't sun damage, most everyone looks like that for a day or two when on vacation. He also looks red in OP's photo, but he was just out of sauna there.

by Anonymousreply 30April 1, 2023 4:01 PM

And if what I just looked at is the video then his face is an example off false advertising

by Anonymousreply 33April 1, 2023 4:08 PM

Hissing in a breathy whisper:”WHAT is William Lewis doing HERE?”

by Anonymousreply 35April 1, 2023 4:11 PM

I liked him when he was thin and wiry and had a face.

Era: Nick Sobotka (see R13)

by Anonymousreply 36April 1, 2023 4:51 PM

OMG his skin has become so gross! Why do good looking people do this to themselves

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by Anonymousreply 37April 3, 2023 3:57 PM

You had me at "beer can dick." The muscles are a nice addition.

by Anonymousreply 38April 3, 2023 4:12 PM

If you have attractive big features when you're young they're going to become scarier and scarier as you age.

Al Pacino was once an attractive young man.

by Anonymousreply 39April 3, 2023 4:15 PM

He always reminded me of Tobias Menzies whom I fell in love with on HBO's Rome, way back when, playing Brutus.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 3, 2023 4:36 PM

What happened to his nose? It got really wide and bulbous. I thought he was super hot playing a leperchaun for, "American Gods". I guess the facial hair balanced out his nose.

Also all that redness could be from niacin.

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by Anonymousreply 44May 17, 2023 6:15 PM

He completely messed up his body with steroids.

It made his skin leathery, gave him boobs and a gut, and distorted his face.

He was hot through the Pornstache era, then went way overboard.

by Anonymousreply 46May 17, 2023 6:21 PM