One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump signed by Donald Trump.

**Don't miss #11, which is not circled in red: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump filled out by Donald Trump.

See link below. Have at it, boys

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by Anonymous

reply 20

August 13, 2022 1:46 PM

Hahaha. Awkward.

Especially since Trump's penis doesn't work any longer.

by Anonymous

reply 1

August 13, 2022 2:41 AM

NO. You're stuck with your measly three inches, you fat, orange TRATIOR.

by Anonymous

reply 3

August 13, 2022 2:42 AM

It was an anniversary gift for Jared & Ivanka.

by Anonymous

reply 4

August 13, 2022 2:42 AM

He was always obsessed with Obama

by Anonymous

reply 5

August 13, 2022 2:43 AM

7/10 because teenage me did honesty laugh out loud at Austin Powers back in the day.

by Anonymous

reply 6

August 13, 2022 2:43 AM

Is no one talking about the papers he stole about the FRENCH president?!

by Anonymous

reply 8

August 13, 2022 2:44 AM

OP You missed the best one. The last one. Number 15!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 9

August 13, 2022 2:45 AM

You won't find that on my laptop!

by Anonymous

reply 10

August 13, 2022 2:45 AM

For those who don't understand the reference:

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by Anonymous

reply 11

August 13, 2022 2:53 AM

Wait, do some of you whores think this is REAL?

by Anonymous

reply 12

August 13, 2022 3:06 AM

If this is real the talk shows will be on it tonight. At least I hope and pray it's real.

by Anonymous

reply 13

August 13, 2022 3:09 AM

Yes, don't forget #15! The Swedish-mad penis enlarger best-selling book!

by Anonymous

reply 14

August 13, 2022 3:19 AM

If it were for anything other than a penis enlarger, Trump would already be using it as "evidence" that the documents are forgeries!

by Anonymous

reply 15

August 13, 2022 3:22 AM

Oops, he shouldn't've doxxed the FBI agents.

by Anonymous

reply 16

August 13, 2022 3:26 AM

Jesus Christmas. As much as we think or know the Turd is impassive, incontinent, impotent, incoherent, and has lost the use of his rectal sphincter muscles, the FBI search or wiretap warrants are incredibly specific in their content of seizable or "listenable" contents.

"Nuclear" doesn't mean it emerges from Trump's rectum or his Paul Castellano dick. The FBI'S objectives had and have nothing to do with old, narcissistic men's ailing disks, hearts, diabetes or weird ass treatments the old limp-dicked men try to pursue. (Castellano had a goose neck lamp-like dick installment that required 42 stitches.) It's if they're saying something to their mistresses or prostitutes that is remotely criminal that gets the authorities listening. He just incriminate another person who could talk.

Rest assured, the dick pump contraption isn't Melanie's.

by Anonymous

reply 17

August 13, 2022 4:04 AM

[quote]7/10 because teenage me did honesty laugh out loud at Austin Powers back in the day.

There was also a pretty good and similar joke in one of the Police Squad movies, Leslie Nielsen was caught buying a "Swedish Sure-Grip Suck Machine."

by Anonymous

reply 19

August 13, 2022 1:38 PM

#15 (clearly added later and clumsier) ruined it. I could've pretended to believe it until then.

I guess you could call this a "shallow fake."

by Anonymous

reply 20

August 13, 2022 1:46 PM