Noah Cyrus is 20 years old
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 17, 2020 7:20 AM |
At least she dresses classier now than she did when she was 9.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2020 11:29 AM |
I don't understand the drainpipe nosejob.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2020 11:44 AM |
Poor thing has Down's Syndrome too!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2020 11:51 AM |
Poor thing. Imagine being in a family where Miley's the most attractive sibling.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2020 12:53 PM |
That bedazzled triangular patch is NOT in sync with her actual vadge. Her little white peach is popping through clear as day. Does anyone, anyone at all, care about this poor girl?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2020 1:42 PM |
YIKES x 1.000,000!!!!
WTF? OMG. That pic where she was 9!
There’s something REALLY off about this family, and it’s way more than just that bedazzled, triangular patch.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2020 1:53 PM |
In these photos, her face looks good. A few years ago, it had a strange look, as if she'd had facial implants or a lot of fillers added to her cheeks. She was way too young for that surgery. And her original face looked fine; her parents should have made her spend her money on therapy instead of surgery.
She watched Miley's fame escalate when Miley started going around naked and acting obnoxious. As the younger sister she probably feels pressured to reach the same level of fame, so she's trying to take the route Miley took. Why don't these rich families hire tutors to assist their kids with their schoolwork and then send them to college. They can afford the tutors and the college tuition.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2020 2:00 PM |
They got their original noses from their mother, who had her own nose bobbed. It's no surprise that the daughters followed suit.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2020 2:02 PM |
Plastic surgery, dead eyes, not a Kardashian. How about that?
Poor woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2020 2:06 PM |
Miley and Noah both love their dad, so much
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2020 2:06 PM |
I thought it was just Miley...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2020 2:10 PM |
Is this incest theory true?
After living in the south for the last several years, I’d have ZERO qualms about believing it.
Some stereotypes stick because they’re actually true. I’ve never seen weirder looking people and I’ve traveled all over the United States, so I can say that honestly.
Also, the REAL freaks live out here, not Hollywood. And let me tell ya, o lived in Hollywood for most of my adult life, and I’ve met some very freaky people out there, but NOTHING has ever come close to the stories I hear about here in the south. I mean, someone who has a sexual relationship with their dog was folklore in Hollywood, and very real, out here.
Freaky white folks all over the south, TRUST.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2020 2:54 PM |
Billy Ray is actually a handsome man despite his spray tan and face lifts.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2020 2:58 PM |
R14 He may be handsome (and I agree with you) BUT -- he has been a really shitty dad to allow his daughters to become so overtly, publically sexualized at such young ages. The mom is terrible too. I think both parents were too busy being the childrens' friends and party buddies that they forgot to be parents.
I mean, just look at Trace.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2020 3:46 PM |
Tattoos bought with money he didn’t work for.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 22, 2020 3:51 PM |
Billy Ray and Tish are hillbillies from the South and no amount of money and bling will change that. Gen X parents also try to be friends with their kids rather than authority figures because they are so fucked up by their Boomer parents. Look at another Gen X couple/parents Will and Jada and their two kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 22, 2020 3:57 PM |
She is very charitable. Look at the philanthropy section of her Wiki page. So I really can't be too hard on her.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 22, 2020 4:02 PM |
She still has a face for the radio, but she actually looks better now. A few years ago she looked MTF gone wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 22, 2020 4:02 PM |
I certainly do not blame Noah for whatever she's going through or however she's presenting to the world. Look at her family! She really doesn't have a choice. Hopefully when she gets older she'll distance herself from some of this crap.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 22, 2020 4:04 PM |
Billy Ray is a Trump supporter and a devout Evangelical. I wonder how he reconciles the behavior of his children. Probably just prays it all away.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 22, 2020 4:13 PM |
And to make matters more confusing, Billy Ray loves the gays and is openly about his support of LGBT rights. Yet still supports Trump. I guess Dolly had to have a talk with him since she's a huge gay icon and closeted lesbian and can't have him hurting her brand.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 22, 2020 4:18 PM |
Fake lips, nose, cheeks, probably boobs.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 22, 2020 11:17 PM |
Why WHY are young women starting to look like haggard old drag queens?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 22, 2020 11:26 PM |
They gave their kids all those weird names like Sarah Palin’s.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 22, 2020 11:37 PM |
Lindsay Lohana's sister Ali got similarly bizarre, extreme plastic a few years ago. It turned her from a cute looking girl to a 40 year old woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 22, 2020 11:40 PM |
I actually really really like her. I use to be a hater, but now I’m not. I like her music more than Miley. And she really embraces a kinda trailer white trash aesthetic and her kinda unique features. I’m a fan. She’s very underrated ( seriously)
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 23, 2020 12:17 AM |
[Quote] Poor thing. Imagine being in a family where Miley's the most attractive sibling.
And Trace is the ugliest.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 23, 2020 1:38 AM |
She looks like most of the whores you see prancing all around Hollywood at 2am .
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 23, 2020 1:44 AM |
She's young enough that she could easily became a big pop star on TikTok or something. She's not conventionally attractive but nowadays you don't need to be as long as you're "relatable "and "real" while being pimped out in designer clothes and face covered with rainbow makeup. I also think it's humorous when younger siblings outdo their famous older siblings like in Elizabeth Olsen and Ashlee Simpson's case. Noah already seems better off than Ali Lohan and Jamie Lynn Spears as she did not end up a drug addict/anorexic nor got pregnant at 16. Being overly sexual isn't the worse thing, Nicki, JLo, Ariana and Beyonce do it and DL worships Madonna who made a career off of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 23, 2020 1:59 AM |
I hate her outfits but her face looks great. Her body is on point, too. I could see her having a successful recording recording or acting career.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 23, 2020 2:04 AM |
Trace isn't Billy Ray's biological son. Christopher Cody Cyrus is, but he's never mentioned.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 23, 2020 2:07 AM |
So ugly. I hope pimping her big sister paid for some education or at least a trust fund.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 23, 2020 2:07 AM |
R34, he’s like the Lohan kid and the Osborne kid who flies under the radar.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 23, 2020 2:17 AM |
Wow, did he get on hormone blockers early, he looks very feminine. He must be J.K. Rowling’s living nightmare.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 23, 2020 2:28 AM |
I think she’s pretty but I’m not a fan of her style
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 23, 2020 2:29 AM |
Forgot the Thingmaker nose, what's up with those 70s patchwork jeans?!
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 23, 2020 2:33 AM |
Noah and Miley are country girls. So no fashion sense in them. Same with Beyonce and Britney Spears. Also everyone wants to bring back ugly 2000s fashion for some reason.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 23, 2020 2:36 AM |
Their names are Miley, Trace, Tish, Brandi then one of the kids somehow gets named Christopher?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 23, 2020 2:38 AM |
R43 Remember, too, that Miley's real name is "Destiny Hope Cyrus"
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 23, 2020 5:59 AM |
The deadest of dead eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 23, 2020 7:12 AM |
Christopher is Billy Ray's lovechild R43. He and Miley were born only a few months apart.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 23, 2020 7:20 AM |
Is she going as a sexy rodeo clown for Halloween?
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 23, 2020 7:23 AM |
Miley looks like Joan Jett NOW on her album cover. PS is a strange business.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 23, 2020 7:29 AM |
Noah was getting her face sliced and diced even before she was 18. Remember a few years back when she looked like Pete Burns?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 23, 2020 7:38 AM |
She reminds me of Martha Wainwright.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 23, 2020 7:45 AM |
Wow, she’s trying to copy her skank sister. Whore!
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 23, 2020 7:57 AM |
I feel sorry for her. She’s the Solange to Miley’s Beyonce.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 23, 2020 1:14 PM |
Miley has been flailing for most of this decade. Some of Noah's recent work is actually good.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 23, 2020 1:28 PM |
She looks like a ugly teenager putting on too much makeup act sexy and thinking to herself everyone wants her. But really, the guys just call her ugly and give her nickname.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 23, 2020 1:36 PM |
[Quote] But really, the guys just call her ugly and give her nickname.
Your writing needs work. You could have at least thought of a nickname.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 23, 2020 1:39 PM |
Her natural face looked like every pleasant-faced girl working at Target. I guess she had to slice it up to feel like she was camera-ready.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 23, 2020 1:45 PM |
Her original nose was perfectly fine. And the lighter eyebrows are more flattering.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 23, 2020 1:47 PM |
R53 Except that Solange is a real artist in her own right, with grace, poise, a vision, and incredible fashion sense. Noah is 5 years old and is merely taking her optical cues from her skanky older sister. She is never going to be a cult artiste like Queen Solange.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 23, 2020 3:29 PM |
R53 Except that Solange is a real artist in her own right, with grace, poise, a vision, and incredible fashion sense. Noah is 5 years old and is merely taking her optical cues from her skanky older sister. She is never going to be a cult artiste like Queen Solange.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 23, 2020 3:29 PM |
[quote] In these photos, her face looks good.
Ummm....nope
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 23, 2020 5:22 PM |
That's so despicable that Billy Ray had two children at basically the same time. How trashy. What's the equivalent phrase for Irish twins where they're twins from two different mothers?
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 23, 2020 6:15 PM |
Like someone said up thread, Trace is Miley’s maternal half brother. Her younger brother Braison is the “full blooded” brother
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 23, 2020 6:48 PM |
Braison is the dumbest name I've ever heard. May as well have called him Broilin or Bakin.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 23, 2020 8:57 PM |
Billy raised another freak. What the fuck did he do to them?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 23, 2020 9:10 PM |
No offense to Beyoncé who is a beautiful woman with an impressive career but Solange is cooler than her.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 23, 2020 10:55 PM |
She looks better now than she did. Were they expecting a boy? Noah is an undeniable male name.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 23, 2020 11:17 PM |
And she’s wearing a body suit in that naked looking pic.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 23, 2020 11:18 PM |
In 2017, Billy Ray changed his name to "Cyrus," as in "Cher." Yes, he's Miley's father, but it seemed like he was riding her coattails after she became famous.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 23, 2020 11:30 PM |
Such a terrible photo of Billy Ray on Wikipedia. Supposedly, the photo is from 2019.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 23, 2020 11:31 PM |
[quote]Trace isn't Billy Ray's biological son. Christopher Cody Cyrus is, but he's never mentioned.
I don't think he's ever given any money either? Or is he? Miley apparently got a recording studio at 16. What did Christopher get?
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 23, 2020 11:49 PM |
Don't forget she dated rapper Lil Xan.
I thought he was Chinese but the Xan in his name is short for Xanax.
Ok...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 23, 2020 11:53 PM |
Christopher Cody is Billy's son from Not-Trish. He's the most handsome of the children. Here's the scoop:
"Kristin Luckey, a waitress from South Carolina that he dated briefly, was pregnant with his first child while he was dating his new girlfriend, Trish Finley. What made things complicated, was Trish getting pregnant too.
Christopher Cody was born on April 8, 1992. And his half-sister Miley was born seven months later, on November 23.
At the time, Cyrus took care financially of both babies. And he said of Christopher Cody’s mom: “I love this baby son. His mother and I are friends. I respect her, she respects me, and we created a beautiful baby together.” However, Kristin Luckey had a different perspective on her relationship with Cyrus, as she explained to Metro in 2009. “He went on TV and announced that he had a beautiful baby boy and another baby on the way,” she recalled. “And that’s how I found out about Tish being pregnant with Miley. My jaw just dropped. There was a lot of anger in me, but we kept talking. Then Billy Ray went on TV and said he and Tish were getting married and she was pregnant again.” After that, the communication between Cyrus and Luckey 'trickled away.'”
When they were kids, Christopher and Miley would often spend time together at their father’s home in Nashville. But after Miley became a breakout Disney star and her family moved to Los Angeles, they started to lose contact. In 2009, [Cody] said that although he wasn’t on bad terms with his father and the rest of the family, they didn’t have a proper relationship either. Christopher is always missing from significant family events and portraits, which says a lot about the current status of his connection to the family."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 24, 2020 12:52 AM |
Brandi and Miley look so crazy much alike
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 24, 2020 12:55 AM |
She looks like a bitch on wheels.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 24, 2020 12:57 AM |
Billy Ray: “How many interviews did I give and say, ‘You know what’s important between me and Miley is I try to be a friend to my kids’?…Other parents might say, ‘You don’t need to be a friend, you need to be a parent.’ Well, I’m the first guy to say to them right now: You were right. I should have been a better parent.”
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 24, 2020 1:04 AM |
Who the HELL is Noah Cyrus? And why does a girl have a boy's first name?
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 24, 2020 1:06 AM |
In a 2011 interview with GQ a downtrodden Billy Ray reflected on the forces of evil prevalent in Hollywood, blaming the secular nature of the industry for pulling them away from God. Hannah Montana in Billy Ray’s eyes was the doorway to the devil. He announced, “Oh, it’s [Hannah Montana] huge—it destroyed my family. I’ll tell you right now—the damn show destroyed my family.”
He followed up by saying he would take it all back to put his family back together.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 24, 2020 1:09 AM |
He also blamed David Lynch
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 24, 2020 2:01 AM |
Braison's wife looks alot like Billie Eilish, just bigger.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 24, 2020 3:09 AM |
I take back what I said above. I only felt it was creepy because I thought Noah would be a boy. Speaking of which, why do parents of girls always rip off boys' names?
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 24, 2020 3:26 AM |
She sure is ugly and her fashion sense is abhorrent, but her music is actually very good. Miles better than Miley's.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 24, 2020 3:27 AM |
How many damn kids do these people have?
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 24, 2020 5:13 AM |
I think Billy Ray and Tish have 3 children. He has 1 child (boy) with another woman, boy child was born the same year as Miley. BR was single when he impregnated Tish and the other woman (mother of boy).
BR adopted Tish's 2 children from previous relationship(s).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 24, 2020 5:41 AM |
Is this pic genuine or has it been Marty Feldman-ed?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 24, 2020 5:45 AM |
R50 She looks like Billy the Puppet. And she could probably only ride a tricycle and not a bicycle.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 24, 2020 6:23 AM |
R71 Christ, with that ombré hairdo Billy looks like Khloe Kardashian before she shaves in the morning. 🪒
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 24, 2020 6:54 AM |
If you have no real talent, it gets harder and harder to grab attention. I feel for Noah.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 17, 2020 6:41 AM |
At least I was in my mid forties before i dressed like that
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 17, 2020 6:43 AM |
I haven't heard any evidence of this "talent" and it won't make any difference if she wears shit like that spangled body suit and keeps fucking up her face.
Trace, Miley and Noah all hate themselves. I wonder why?
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 17, 2020 7:05 AM |
Here she is with a fan. The fan has a buzzing vibrato that grates. Not so Noah.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 17, 2020 7:10 AM |
Yikes, their voices are so nasally.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 17, 2020 7:13 AM |
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