I saw just his face pic in an ad for this and thought, "woah, who is that handsome guy?" And it was Noah. He sure has the looks!

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December 16, 2022 11:15 PM

I enjoyed his HS romance films. He was much slagged on in DL. Don't forget we are supposed to hate him because his father was huge douche about making Noah a star. Now he's all grown up.

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December 16, 2022 11:41 PM

He looks like the epitome of young, dumb and full of cum.

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December 17, 2022 8:33 AM

We’ve seen his huge Italian cock.

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December 17, 2022 8:38 AM

I just watched The Recruit. I love the spy genre...It's an OK watch. It ain't slow horses, which I love.

I was bored and this filled my time. I was entertained. although he has zero chemistry with the asset.

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December 17, 2022 8:41 AM

In this series, his nips show through every shirt. For a young man, he's surprisingly meaty.

by Anonymous

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December 17, 2022 6:49 PM

His face does nothing for me.

by Anonymous

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December 17, 2022 6:54 PM

He looks a bit doughy now.

He really bulked up when he got cast in the now cancelled He-Man movie.

I guess he didn't want to go for another superhero role.

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December 17, 2022 6:55 PM

Yes he's going to be florid of body very soon if he doesn't watch it.

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December 17, 2022 6:57 PM

I noticed his face was puffy and chubby in the first episode.

by Anonymous

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December 17, 2022 7:16 PM

Does meaty mean fat and out of shape?

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December 17, 2022 8:58 PM

He's not quite out of shape yet. He's flesh on muscles. He's not fit fat. He's fit but fleshy. Also the camera adds weight. He's definitely something to hold onto, thighs and big ass.

by Anonymous

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December 17, 2022 9:48 PM

His face from "The Recruit". I think he looks beautiful here.

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December 17, 2022 10:42 PM

Gay baiting is only acceptable when he's doing it.

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reply 19

December 18, 2022 2:17 AM

What’s the mark on the side of his mouth?

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reply 20

December 18, 2022 2:20 AM

[quote]What’s the mark on the side of his mouth?

Must be the scar from when he was attacked by a dog as a child.

by Anonymous

reply 21

December 18, 2022 2:24 AM

I thought he was just another ditzy twink but he looks quite mature on the show

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December 18, 2022 2:29 AM

He just seems to reek of New Jersey, and in a good way. I know he’s Italian German, but he seems to carry that Italian Irish Jersey swagger.

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reply 24

December 18, 2022 2:31 AM

He has fine hands, long slim fingers. Match his dick.

by Anonymous

reply 25

December 18, 2022 3:19 AM

R25 So missed out on a career as a concert pianist?

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reply 26

December 18, 2022 3:21 AM

R24 I agree, just like Michael Cimino, he looks like a lot of hot white boys from NJ who of that ancestry.

by Anonymous

reply 27

December 18, 2022 3:29 AM

in the series, he gets attacked hence the scar on his face.

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reply 28

December 18, 2022 4:48 AM

He looks like he could squirt warm semen at least 4 feet out of his piss slit.

by Anonymous

reply 29

December 18, 2022 4:50 AM

Its nice to see a young person, playing his age, doing an action spy thriller. So many actors in this genre are 40-60.

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reply 30

December 18, 2022 4:51 AM

He was riding a wave of popularity after starring in several Netflix teen movies, culminating with the To All the Boys movies.

He had been cast in a live action He-Man which seemed to fizzle during the pandemic. It seems like he really lost momentum during the lockdown.

He'll need another breakout role or he's going to fade away fast, like Elordi got after the Kissing Booth Netflix movies with Euphoria.

by Anonymous

reply 31

December 18, 2022 6:10 PM

soccer players have the trashiest tats...

anyone get drug tested yet?

by Anonymous

reply 32

December 18, 2022 6:14 PM

Is his voice always so gravelly? It’s not quite male vocal fry, but it’s definitely wavering in its attractiveness at different points. Sometimes it sounds sexy like he been out drinking and fucking all night and other times it’s like he’s an old rundown guy.

by Anonymous

reply 33

December 18, 2022 6:30 PM

[quote] Gay baiting is only acceptable when he's doing it.

Real people cannot gay/queer bait, dummy. That doesn’t mean what you think it means.

by Anonymous

reply 34

December 18, 2022 10:22 PM

He looks like Mark Ruffalo's younger brother.

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reply 36

December 18, 2022 10:27 PM

[quote] He looks like Mark Ruffalo's younger brother.

I guess many feel that way.

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reply 37

December 18, 2022 10:37 PM

[quote]He looks like Mark Ruffalo's younger brother.

Yeah, he really needs to be cast as Ruffalo's son in some movie.

Is there a Hulk Jr along with a She-Hulk and Red Hulk.

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reply 38

December 18, 2022 10:39 PM

[quote]I guess he didn't want to go for another superhero role.

LOL sure, as if he'd turn down a superhero role in favour of some shitty Netflix dramedy.

Given his only 'talent' are his looks, you think he'd try harder when it comes to his body

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reply 39

December 18, 2022 10:43 PM

[quote]Given his only 'talent' are his looks, you think he'd try harder when it comes to his body

No, he does hot high-school-jock-who-falls-for-the-nerdy-girl very well. He's got at least half a dozen of those on Netflix.

by Anonymous

reply 40

December 18, 2022 10:48 PM

I watched the series. its completely enjoyable though the writing I rate at B-.

by Anonymous

reply 41

December 19, 2022 12:13 AM

Are we really pretending most of the men in Hollywood are all that talented and not just eye candy? Many actually came from the same teenage fare as Noah does.

by Anonymous

reply 42

December 19, 2022 8:49 PM

I’m like the last person in the world who this show is for, and yet I’m completely smitten. I had no interest in Noah or this genre at all, I’ve never seen the Ryan or Reacher shows, but I’m completely entertained. I do like the trope of cute, cocky guy who is repeatedly humiliated and put in his place, so I guess that’s what works for me, I’m finding him very endearing.

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reply 43

December 22, 2022 6:36 AM

He looks dirty like James Franco.

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reply 44

December 22, 2022 7:15 AM

Wow. Noah is such an amazing actor. Not.

by Anonymous

reply 45

December 24, 2022 5:07 AM

Directed by Doug Limsn. Looks like it cost about $5 an episode.

by Anonymous

reply 46

December 24, 2022 5:13 AM

i enjoyed it. I'm not watching Jack Ryan. I like this genre.

by Anonymous

reply 47

December 24, 2022 7:15 AM