Naked Men 2020 - Chapter II
James Williams 
Have we worshiped at the font of Lance Parker before? He was reply 235 on the now paywalled Naked Men 2020 - Chapter I.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 9, 2021 11:11 PM |
As you can see, he is quite gorgeous and quite dongful. I don't think he's gay—but prove me wrong.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 20, 2020 8:20 PM |
That really is a dong at which I'd love to sup.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 20, 2020 8:53 PM |
You're right, r3. "Naked," I have learned, is a somewhat nebulous term as used on DL. It can mean naked. Or it can mean partially naked. In any case, the earlier Naked Men 2000 thread is where I found that original not naked, but shirtless, pic of Lance Parker.
Since that's where I found him, and "not naked" is the condition in which I found him and, since I could not post on that thread, I thought starting Naked Men 2020 - Chapter II would be a way of finding more pics and info. Apparently there's none to be had.
I'll post a few naked pics. I hate doing that usually, because someone always cunts about how a guy is ugly, or uncircumcised, or "mutilated," or some other nasty, cunty shit that makes posting nudes a thankless task.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 20, 2020 10:33 PM |
[quote] Have we worshiped at the font of Lance Parker before?
No, but I’ve worshipped helvetica before.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 20, 2020 10:36 PM |
My fantasy is to walk into a bathroom and see something like at R7!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 20, 2020 10:39 PM |
I don't need the naked right now, I just love OP's guy.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 20, 2020 11:08 PM |
Handsome men, keep posting
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 20, 2020 11:10 PM |
Shay from dudetube, about 12 years ago. One of my favorite face / dong combos ever.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 20, 2020 11:12 PM |
There's something slightly Julian Morris-esque about this guy.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 20, 2020 11:21 PM |
Shouldn't OP start this thread with an actual naked man?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 21, 2020 12:19 AM |
Sacré bleu. I just found this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 9, 2020 12:26 AM |
Ohmygawd, that guy at r16. That is a crazy big dick!
I have a nice one, but I'd love to experience what being hung like that was all about! I mean, I guess you'd only be able to date big sloppy hole bottoms who were ready for real action, huh?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 9, 2020 2:42 AM |
[quote]"Naked," I have learned, is a somewhat nebulous term as used on DL. It can mean naked. Or it can mean partially naked.
No, what it means is "naked." Ideally showing penis.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 9, 2020 6:02 AM |
Not naked but looks amazing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 11, 2020 6:47 AM |
Lance claims to be straight but pings hardcore in person. I’ve met him more than once. He’s pretty full of himself too.
He had a thread a year or two ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 14, 2020 2:44 AM |
The Lance thread from last year
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 14, 2020 2:47 AM |
Some of you keep posting pics of men who have ongoing threads already
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 14, 2020 3:21 AM |
[quote]Some of you keep posting pics of men who have ongoing threads already
Some of you like to complain too much.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 14, 2020 5:02 AM |
R39. You're welcome to post pics too.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 14, 2020 6:11 AM |
It's a crime against humanity that R25 isn't naked. Looks like a towel dancer to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 14, 2020 7:16 PM |
Very true. I don't know if R25 is a model or a porn actor or just a regular guy. I would love to see what he's packing.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 14, 2020 7:28 PM |
Does anyone know who r12 is?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 16, 2020 11:13 AM |
r25 has a name. It is Alex Crockford. @alexcrockford
He was in Italy a few days ago.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 17, 2020 8:34 AM |
For me R9 is like the perfect cock and overall package.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 9, 2020 12:38 AM |
R64. I agree...and he has that beautiful suckable foreskin.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 9, 2020 2:34 AM |
A shot not often seen of the handsome Hal Rockland.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 9, 2020 2:36 AM |
Black’s Beach, San Diego, California, USA
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 9, 2020 2:56 AM |
The way it should be: No urinal dividers.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 9, 2020 3:00 AM |
Beautiful handsome men. Lovely to look
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 9, 2020 3:42 AM |
[quote]Have we worshiped at the font of Lance Parker before?
OP, one worships at an altar. A font is a receptacle in a church for the water used in baptism, typically a freestanding stone structure. Still, we all get your drift.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 14, 2020 5:28 AM |
I prefer men to fit pretty boys. This thread is for guys who lust after early twenty somethings who have nothing to do but workout and pose.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 14, 2020 8:39 AM |
I prefer men to fit pretty boys = I'm fat and ugly and I like my hookups to be fat and ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 15, 2020 12:10 AM |
Is R97 from a film? If so, I'd LOVE to see it.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 15, 2020 12:20 AM |
R32 Damn, that thing’s fuck’n huge
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 15, 2020 5:03 AM |
R140 who doesn’t love a set of luscious full bodied cakes. Those be made for eating
| by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 15, 2020 5:11 AM |
Love Andrew Stark, handsome face, perfect body and a big hard cock!
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 15, 2020 5:55 PM |
[quote] Love Andrew Stark, handsome face, perfect body and a big hard cock!
Oh yeah, and that cock, oh yeah
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 15, 2020 11:18 PM |
[quote]Love Andrew Stark, handsome face, perfect body and a big hard cock!
Love the way his hard dick looks in that photo.
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 15, 2020 11:44 PM |
I love R142 's bodytype.
R134 would also get it, repeatedly. What a sexy fucker.
| by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 16, 2020 10:25 AM |
[quote]I prefer men to fit pretty boys. This thread is for guys who lust after early twenty somethings who have nothing to do but workout and pose.
You mean to say if R7 was lying naked on a bed and wanted to have sex with you, you'd turn him down. I doubt that.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 16, 2020 5:38 PM |
Damn R7s photo was taken down. I want to see who R169 is talking about.
| by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 16, 2020 9:39 PM |
Fuck R167 is hot. is it Guy Sterling? the "s' seems blocked out. Perfect body, perfect amount of hair. beautiful cock
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 16, 2020 10:16 PM |
R170, just click on the link at R7 or R169 and the photo is still there. It works for me.
Yes, it is Guy Sterling, R171. I really like that photo of him.
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 16, 2020 11:13 PM |
Yeah this photo of Sterlin is better than ones I googled.
| by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 17, 2020 4:38 PM |
What happened to Tumblr banning nudity?
| by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 17, 2020 5:48 PM |
Too many foreskins! Reminds me of cat caves
| by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 21, 2020 3:21 AM |
There is never enough foreskin.
| by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 21, 2020 5:23 AM |
Jeremy Jordan and Jason Hawke
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 21, 2020 5:42 AM |
R182 someone has a sad, skinny weiner
| by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 21, 2020 11:57 AM |
No, R183. It's a normal non-erect penis and definitely more attractive than a short fat willy.
| by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 22, 2020 2:53 AM |
[quote]R185 ooph! Hot.
He is Courtney981 from chaturbate.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 25, 2020 4:12 PM |
Sorry, I need a MAN. Not someone who waxes his crack.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 28, 2020 9:26 PM |
[quote] OP, one worships at an altar. A font is a receptacle in a church for the water used in baptism, typically a freestanding stone structure.
Thank you, Father, for that clarification.
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 28, 2020 9:43 PM |
What's with all uncut cocks?
| by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 28, 2020 10:03 PM |
R190 was an International Male model for several years and then a Playgirl centerfold.
| by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 28, 2020 10:03 PM |
I didn't realise Mark Kleckner was an International Male model. Thanks, R194. I'm glad he decided to bare it all.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 28, 2020 10:38 PM |
R193 because the majority of the male world is intact. Note - we don’t use “uncut” any more.
| by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 28, 2020 11:25 PM |
I'm waiting for someone to post Jeffrey Toobin.
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 29, 2020 1:34 AM |
Bruno Duarte from the shop "Below Deck" is now a Colt Studio model. And I am very happy about it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 29, 2020 2:39 AM |
R193. Because we are intact and civilized, not mutilated barbarians.
| by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 29, 2020 6:59 AM |
Oh God if only I'd knew what I had at 32 I wouldn't be in my basement now!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 29, 2020 7:14 AM |
R211 handsome and beautiful
| by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 29, 2020 8:51 AM |
Oops. Had a gif of a guy slapping his dick and it didn't work.
| by Anonymous | reply 215 | November 1, 2020 7:56 AM |
Thanks, R218. I believe his name is Ashton Summers.
| by Anonymous | reply 220 | November 2, 2020 7:17 AM |
Love that this guy casually has his finger in his ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 222 | November 2, 2020 6:23 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 226 | November 3, 2020 5:26 PM |
Black's Beach, San Diego, California
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 230 | November 16, 2020 7:14 AM |
Weird how when you click on some of the pics, they change into an advertisement for
| by Anonymous | reply 239 | November 16, 2020 7:31 AM |
r245 He is Czech gay porn star Tomas Salek.
| by Anonymous | reply 246 | November 16, 2020 1:15 PM |
Thanks R246. Do you know who R243 is?
| by Anonymous | reply 247 | November 16, 2020 9:51 PM |
R247. Ariel Vanean is the model shown in R243. Sexy, handsome man.
| by Anonymous | reply 248 | November 16, 2020 10:06 PM |
The airlines new marketing strategy to attract passengers:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 249 | November 16, 2020 10:08 PM |
Thank you for your service.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 251 | November 16, 2020 10:10 PM |
Who has pissed in a sink?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 252 | November 16, 2020 10:12 PM |
[quote]You show me yours.
Oh my. How gay. Surely straight boys don't do this, but they will look if a guy is already naked in the shower, at the nude beach, etc.
| by Anonymous | reply 256 | November 16, 2020 10:34 PM |
R249 that looks more like the interior of a train/subway. Hot nonetheless!
| by Anonymous | reply 284 | November 17, 2020 12:20 PM |
Wow. Look at the veins in his forearm.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 290 | November 24, 2020 10:45 PM |
Mmmm. Hairy tits and abs.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 297 | November 25, 2020 12:10 AM |
Nah, that willy is photoshopped, R304.
| by Anonymous | reply 305 | November 26, 2020 12:30 AM |
It looks like Dylan Carden, R307.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 308 | November 26, 2020 10:44 PM |
[quote]Mmmm. Hairy tits and abs.
But the shaved pubic region is bathetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 312 | November 28, 2020 11:06 PM |
[quote]But the shaved pubic region is bathetic.
Now that you mention it, it does look weird but I could easily overlook it if I had a chance with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 313 | November 28, 2020 11:21 PM |
r310 looks like former porn star Marc Dylan.
| by Anonymous | reply 314 | November 29, 2020 1:10 AM |
You're probably right, R314. He did look familiar. Thanks.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 315 | November 29, 2020 6:05 AM |
r339 Let it fly, my man. If your cock and balls get any bluer you'll really be in pain.
| by Anonymous | reply 341 | November 29, 2020 1:51 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 384 | December 1, 2020 6:47 AM |
Legend Men's Trent Titus, one of my favorites.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 395 | December 4, 2020 3:51 AM |
Mexican actor Jorge Rivero
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 396 | December 9, 2020 10:19 PM |
Not naked but he is beautiful.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 401 | December 13, 2020 6:50 AM |
Underwear for the modest man.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 402 | December 17, 2020 1:28 AM |
I don't care about your accent.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 407 | December 23, 2020 8:20 PM |
Those are some fine testicles.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 408 | December 23, 2020 8:21 PM |
Stolen from another thread.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 413 | December 28, 2020 3:37 AM |
Promoting a strip club, I assume.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 419 | December 29, 2020 7:50 AM |
Erik Mendoza from Bel Ami
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 422 | January 2, 2021 1:34 AM |
Mr. Hairy Tits Robert Zoppo
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 426 | January 8, 2021 2:47 AM |
This would be Robert Zoppo
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 427 | January 8, 2021 2:48 AM |
Totally authentic pic of Bieber
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 430 | January 9, 2021 9:09 AM |
The yardman is here, and looking fine.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 433 | January 10, 2021 5:45 AM |
the perfect man for me...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 441 | January 29, 2021 2:30 AM |
Very nice cock and balls, R441. Love the sexy body hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 442 | January 29, 2021 11:40 PM |
Four fine cocks to suck, R446.
| by Anonymous | reply 448 | February 12, 2021 6:46 PM |
R439, Did he sit on a Milk Dud?
| by Anonymous | reply 450 | February 12, 2021 7:14 PM |
Lol, R450.
It's a sexy bubble butt despite the mole. At least, I think it's a mole.
| by Anonymous | reply 451 | February 12, 2021 7:32 PM |
R459 Good God, that meat is fuck’n ginormous
| by Anonymous | reply 472 | March 1, 2021 10:05 PM |
[quote]R460, Gorgeous pic.
JFK Jr. was so hot. Love the hairy chest. Too bad he played for the other team.
Then again, we travelled in slightly different social circles, so it's not like I ever really had a chance.
| by Anonymous | reply 473 | March 1, 2021 10:38 PM |
Yes, R472. If you got fucked by that guy, you'd definitely remember it.
| by Anonymous | reply 474 | March 1, 2021 10:40 PM |
Let's see if this photo is bigger.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 481 | March 7, 2021 8:26 AM |
Love the feeling of a cock pressed against the back of my head.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 483 | March 9, 2021 6:51 AM |
R485 lovely, just absolutely fuck’n lovely
| by Anonymous | reply 490 | March 9, 2021 5:05 PM |
Thanks, R490. Too bad you never see super hot guys like that at the nude beach.
| by Anonymous | reply 491 | March 10, 2021 8:54 AM |
Some form of public depravity
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 500 | March 14, 2021 7:38 AM |
Perfect penis alert @ R517
| by Anonymous | reply 521 | April 4, 2021 1:19 AM |
True, R521. Derrick Davenport was one incredibly sexy man. Don't know how old that photo is. I wonder what he looks like now.
| by Anonymous | reply 523 | April 4, 2021 1:22 AM |
Lol, R522. Maybe they grow a lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 524 | April 4, 2021 1:22 AM |
r528 He looks a little like Bradley Cooper.
| by Anonymous | reply 529 | April 7, 2021 9:04 PM |
I guess there is a bit of a resemblance, R529. Pretty sure Cooper doesn't have that kind of body.
| by Anonymous | reply 530 | April 8, 2021 4:22 AM |
How embarrassing! My naked selfies keep winding up on the internet. I could just DIE.
| by Anonymous | reply 554 | May 24, 2021 2:57 AM |
You must be hot stuff, R554.
| by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 24, 2021 3:10 AM |
R559
That is 100% my type. Cute, fit, moderately furry chest, normal dick size, over 30.
| by Anonymous | reply 560 | June 1, 2021 12:28 AM |
He's exactly my type too, R560 --- a cute, very sexy young man but to me he looks 18 - 25, not over 30. I'm sure he regrets taking that selfie.
| by Anonymous | reply 561 | June 1, 2021 7:00 AM |
R561
I could say 25-30. He looks like a man, not a boy or a beast. Like the hot neighbor fantasy. I would say the one knowable detraction would be that he did post a nude selfie. It's hard for me to take anyone who does that seriously.
| by Anonymous | reply 562 | June 1, 2021 12:19 PM |
His foolishness means enjoyment for us.
| by Anonymous | reply 563 | June 1, 2021 2:43 PM |
Does anyone else think R559 photoboy looks like a young Aaron Eckhart?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 564 | June 1, 2021 10:42 PM |
True, R564. Or maybe a little bit like a young Bill Pullman.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 565 | June 2, 2021 3:54 AM |
Bill was definitely cute, but Aaron always seemed more like a bodice-ripping man. Oh dear, now I've gone an given myself the vapors.
| by Anonymous | reply 566 | June 2, 2021 12:16 PM |
Hahaha. Why would you say that, R569? I do like Mormon porn but I assume the performers are pretending to be Mormons.
One person in the comments section mentions the 801 Bourbon Bar in Key West.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 570 | June 6, 2021 4:42 PM |
R 570
Well they certainly have a lock on the repressed conservative look.
| by Anonymous | reply 571 | June 6, 2021 4:53 PM |
Exactly. You look at those guys, with their tattoos and those types of hairstyles, and you think very young Mitt Romneys.
| by Anonymous | reply 572 | June 6, 2021 8:50 PM |
He's showing his nipples. That's scandalous.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 574 | June 15, 2021 5:55 AM |
R574
He's giving me the vapors. Eula-Mae, quick, the smelling salts!
| by Anonymous | reply 575 | June 15, 2021 11:43 AM |
R578
Ewwww. I hate sand in my crotch and pubes.
| by Anonymous | reply 579 | July 1, 2021 12:22 AM |
Yes R579 but their asses are a thing of beauty. A blanket would detract from the beauty of their bodies and the beauty of the landscape. Sometimes you have to put with some discomfort to take a good photo.
| by Anonymous | reply 580 | July 1, 2021 12:30 AM |
R582
Shoot that poison arrow through my heart!
| by Anonymous | reply 583 | July 3, 2021 1:25 PM |
R590 - "Presenting Hole: Bayou Edition"
Hot guy, though
| by Anonymous | reply 592 | July 16, 2021 11:58 AM |
Actually R592, R591 is a very good pic of him. He's not as handsome in other pics but his body is very sexy.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 593 | July 16, 2021 3:14 PM |
R593
Yup. Which is why it's always crucial to get multiple face pics on Grindr. One "perfect" shot can be very disappointing in person.
| by Anonymous | reply 594 | July 17, 2021 1:37 PM |
R599 - Now that's an angler I can reel in.
| by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 9, 2021 11:11 PM |
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