Poop keeps falling out of my asshole and I can't stop it, I was fucked the other night by a guy with the biggest dick and I think I've wrecked my hole. Can anyone give me some advice on how to stop this?

by Anonymous

reply 69

April 18, 2020 3:11 PM

Go to a doctor or hospital OP.

by Anonymous

reply 2

April 12, 2020 7:32 PM

"Doctor, I know you're dealing with people on ventilators and on death's doorstep, but would you mind taking a look as I present hole?"

by Anonymous

reply 3

April 12, 2020 7:32 PM

I'm nervous about seeing a doctor, they are already dealing with so much with Corona. I just want to stop shitting and I'm scared.

by Anonymous

reply 4

April 12, 2020 7:33 PM

Do a virtual visit with a doctor and tell them about this shit, and not us!

by Anonymous

reply 5

April 12, 2020 7:33 PM

[quote]I was fucked the other night by a guy with the biggest dick and I think I've wrecked my hole.

I bet you weren't complaining then, bitch!

by Anonymous

reply 6

April 12, 2020 7:34 PM

I think this was a humble-brag....

by Anonymous

reply 7

April 12, 2020 7:35 PM

*yawn* troll thread. Somebody straight, of course. *roll eyes*

0/10

by Anonymous

reply 8

April 12, 2020 7:37 PM

R5 but what the fuck am I meant to do, show him my busted ass on camera?

by Anonymous

reply 9

April 12, 2020 7:38 PM

You type like a disgusting breeder, OP!

by Anonymous

reply 10

April 12, 2020 7:38 PM

OP, this may sound counter intuitive, but the solution is to find another guy with an even BIGGER dick to fuck you. It will loosen you up, and reduce the strain that is causing your problem. Any good bottom will tell you this.

by Anonymous

reply 11

April 12, 2020 7:39 PM

[quote]but what the fuck am I meant to do, show him my busted ass on camera?

Something tells me this wouldn't be your first time showing you hole to camera, hussy!

by Anonymous

reply 12

April 12, 2020 7:40 PM

Back in the day, a bored 12-year-old might call a random phone number and say:

[quote]Is your refrigerator running? Well, then you better go catch it! (Giggle giggle)

Nowadays....

by Anonymous

reply 13

April 12, 2020 7:45 PM

Is your name Calvin Klein OP?

by Anonymous

reply 14

April 12, 2020 7:46 PM

Whatever, troll. Not funny, not witty.

0/10.

And a block for you.

by Anonymous

reply 15

April 12, 2020 7:47 PM

Your anus may be prolapsed. Stop the anal sex until you heal.

by Anonymous

reply 17

April 12, 2020 7:51 PM

R17 why do men who are into fisting as tops or bottoms sometimes or usually like seeing a prolapse or rosebud, or if they are bottoms for it making one? A friend of mine who is bisexual and was into fisting as a top told me he found a rosebud to be "hot" or sexy, and to me it was just nasty and too extreme! I know some fisting enthusiasts will call me MARY!!! but fisting sounds like an easy way to get hurt or hurt someone.

by Anonymous

reply 18

April 12, 2020 7:55 PM

I found a documentary about OP.

Offsite Link

by Anonymous

reply 19

April 12, 2020 7:55 PM

Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!

by Anonymous

reply 20

April 12, 2020 7:56 PM

How about growing up?

Gay men with humor like this, uggh.

by Anonymous

reply 22

April 12, 2020 8:01 PM

Nice thread, scat queen OP. You've truly outdone yourself

by Anonymous

reply 23

April 12, 2020 8:04 PM

OP, I know you’re bored, but school will be starting again soon. In the meantime you can maybe familiarize yourself with human anatomy and you’ll find out that this is not how any of this works.

by Anonymous

reply 24

April 12, 2020 8:05 PM

A wrecked hole is a symptom of superior sex.

by Anonymous

reply 25

April 12, 2020 8:07 PM

There is no cure. You wrecked your rectum, whore.

by Anonymous

reply 26

April 12, 2020 8:09 PM

R26 Rectum! Damn near killed him!

by Anonymous

reply 27

April 12, 2020 8:10 PM

R10 & R15 I couldn't agree more

by Anonymous

reply 28

April 12, 2020 8:11 PM

Yeah maybe if you are MPC/Erna or Calvin Klein...R25

by Anonymous

reply 29

April 12, 2020 8:11 PM

Poor OP. To go through life with such a weak sphincter must be hell.

by Anonymous

reply 30

April 12, 2020 8:12 PM

I sympathize OP. I no longer have control over my sphincters. When I need to poop, I cannot hold it in.

by Anonymous

reply 32

April 12, 2020 8:29 PM

Is your asshole busted, OP? Depends...

by Anonymous

reply 33

April 12, 2020 8:31 PM

Put your head back up in there, OP.

Problem solved.

by Anonymous

reply 34

April 12, 2020 8:34 PM

Rub some Plexaderm Rapid Reduction Eye Serum up there, if it can remove the bags under your eyes it should be able to shrink that gaping asshole a little.

by Anonymous

reply 35

April 12, 2020 8:49 PM

[quote] Can anyone give me some advice on how to stop this?

Stop being such a whore, darling.

by Anonymous

reply 36

April 12, 2020 8:50 PM

Straight guys and/or women posting on here as trolls has grown tiresome. But, nice try, OP. Be gone.

by Anonymous

reply 37

April 12, 2020 8:52 PM

Melania, why are you posting on Datalounge?

by Anonymous

reply 38

April 12, 2020 8:52 PM

A monkey and a cork.

Hey! It worked for the elephant!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 39

April 12, 2020 8:53 PM

You'll have to wear diapers from now on.

by Anonymous

reply 40

April 12, 2020 8:53 PM

Are we sure OP isn't Mike Pence or Miss Lindsey?

Although those two old queens should've had plenty of experience with busted assholes by now.

by Anonymous

reply 41

April 12, 2020 8:55 PM

He’s ruined op! No man will want you now. I guess you can just start eating what ever you want and become a fat spinster.

by Anonymous

reply 42

April 12, 2020 8:59 PM

R43 WEHT Dawson of the infamous TIM videos? I know the "raw top" blogger the fat poz Joe Jervis was one of the many who fucked him in the Fire Island video.

by Anonymous

reply 44

April 13, 2020 11:08 PM

[quote]Can anyone give me some advice on how to stop this?

Stop pooping.

by Anonymous

reply 45

April 13, 2020 11:10 PM

Maybe that gerbil that lives inside you can do some reconstructive work.

by Anonymous

reply 47

April 13, 2020 11:32 PM

The best thing to do when someone wrecks your hole is to have someone rip you a new one.

by Anonymous

reply 48

April 13, 2020 11:56 PM

It has to be surgically fixed. And all surgeries are cancelled for now.

by Anonymous

reply 49

April 13, 2020 11:59 PM

Hon you need to take ice cube and stick it up there slowly so that the tissues contract back up. Then u need to apply preparation h and let things chill out for a few days. The anal tissue is just irritated and needs to be calmed back down. Also the ice cube trick is a real good one for after you are done douching before getting fucked.

by Anonymous

reply 50

April 14, 2020 12:06 AM

Alum tightens the hole. Anyone tried it?

by Anonymous

reply 51

April 14, 2020 12:24 AM

Alum? What the fuck is alum?

by Anonymous

reply 52

April 14, 2020 12:28 AM

Ops harrowing anal journey explained through song

Offsite Link

by Anonymous

reply 56

April 14, 2020 3:53 AM

Okay so I went to the doctor's, he said that I should be fine, just eat carefully for the next few weeks and no more anal for a while. Don't know if I can do it though, it's been two days and my ass is already twitching.

by Anonymous

reply 57

April 17, 2020 1:56 PM

OP, if you were practicing safe distancing this would not have happened.

by Anonymous

reply 59

April 17, 2020 2:11 PM

was it your first time op? and ps. can I have his number?

by Anonymous

reply 60

April 17, 2020 2:32 PM

Nah definitely not my first time, I didnt get his number, didn't get his name either tbh. Just some Asian guy.

by Anonymous

reply 61

April 17, 2020 2:36 PM

Asian guy? Gross. You’re not just a whore you’re a DOUBLE whore.

by Anonymous

reply 62

April 17, 2020 2:44 PM

Asian guy with a dick that big? SERIOUSLY OP? You can't even lie well!!!

by Anonymous

reply 63

April 17, 2020 4:03 PM

He may not be loose like r63

by Anonymous

reply 64

April 17, 2020 4:17 PM

I used to date a Filipino guy and although his dick was tiny he could fuck so I’d always be sore after.

by Anonymous

reply 65

April 17, 2020 7:30 PM

Speaking of prolapsed anuses, has that asshole Rush Limbaugh died yet?

by Anonymous

reply 66

April 17, 2020 7:37 PM

Well, tomorrow is another day.

by Anonymous

reply 68

April 17, 2020 7:49 PM

Is this famed Chicago Drag Queen Lucy Stool?

by Anonymous

reply 69

April 18, 2020 3:11 PM