Most implausible celeb marriages.
Harper Scott
Katy Perry and Russell Brand.
Jacko and Lisa Marie.
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Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
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Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney
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Elton John and Renate Blauel
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Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky
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Martha Raye and Mark Harris
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Rock Hudson and Phyllis Gates
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Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft, albeit a very happy marriage
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Prince Harry and what's-her-name
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Chris Evans and Alpa Baptisté.
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Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch
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David Geffen and that porn star
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George Clooney and thingy
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Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine
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Van Johnson and Evie Wynn
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Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness
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Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black
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Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.
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Marilyn and Arthur Miller own this thread.
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Raymond Burr and his fictional dead wife
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Really, R19? You couldn't even read as far as R1?
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Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson
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I remember some awards ceremony where Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson were making out at the podium and it was so forced.
And gross.
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Jerry Lee Lewis and his underage cousin.
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Elizabeth Taylor and Eddie Fisher
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Elizabeth Montgomery and Gig Young
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Al Jolson and Ruby Keeler
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Eddie Fisher and anything with a vagina.
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Not a marriage, but I was amazed to learn that Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey Jr. were together for 7 years.
How he did not drive her fucking crazy I will never be the one to tell.
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I would not, on the face of it, picked Jason Robards as a husband for Lauren Bacall.
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Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly
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Daniel Craig and whatever.
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Christine Baranski and Matthew Cowles.
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David Foster and Katharine McPhee
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Hayden Panettiere and Vladimir Klitschko
Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy
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Warren Beatty and Annette
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I love Christine Baranski, but I don't see that marriage as implausible, unless there's something about him past his appearance I am unaware of.
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Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow
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Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn
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R42 "Ha! I always knew Frank would go to bed with a boy."
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Woody Allen and Mia Farrow.
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[quote] Gwynnie and Chris Martin
Really? They seemed well matched to me...pretentious, bland, smug
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R41, what seems implausible about that?
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Shirley Jones and Marty Ingels
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Lucille Ball and Gary Morton
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Don Johnson and Barbara Streisand.
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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James
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R50, that Warren would marry at all, and not go for a much younger, better looking woman.
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Donald Trump and Vairst Letty
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Also not a marriage, but somehow I didn't see Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg as a couple.
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Didn’t Matthew Cowles, despite his appearance, come from two big money families?
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Edward VIII and Wallis Warfield Simpson
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R57, Annette Benning is not good looking?
What are the standards of female beauty on your planet?
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R58, Donald Trump and any of his wives, actually. Ivana and Marla way outclassed him, low bar that that is.
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[quote]Didn’t Matthew Cowles, despite his appearance, come from two big money families
I didn't know that. I just looked it up. He came from a banking and publishing family. He looked like he would have come from a moonshine manufacturing family.
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Barbara Stanwyck and Frank Fay
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Mickey Rooney and Ava Gardner
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Tony Randall and Heather Harlan
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R69, oh my God. Yes. How could she have married that garden gnome.
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Not a marriage yet, but their wedding is apparently in June: Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo-
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Alan Ladd and Sue Carol
Clark Gable and Josephine Dillon AND Ria Franklin
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Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft
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Elizabeth McGovern and Simon Curtis
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Annette Benning was very striking and pretty in the early 90s, r57. Even now she's hardly ugly.
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R63 And they were married on The Tonight Show! I loved the 60s.
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Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere
Michael Douglas and CZJ
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Christina Hendricks and her troll-like new husband.
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Common Law, but it is polygamous.
Orange Con Man & Lady Lindzebelle
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Mitch McConnell & Elaine Chao
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Kellyanne & George Conway
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Mary Matalin and James Carville
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Dorothy Zbornak and Lucas Hollingsworth
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Can't help but wonder what Lyle and Julia's kids might have looked like
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Orson Welles & Rita Hayworth
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Bill Wyman and the 13-year-old (I know he waited until she was 16 or 18 but still.) Mandy Smith.
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Suzanne Pleshette and Tom Poston.
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Ryan Gosling and that Logo-era Drag Race contestant.
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J.Lo and Ojani Noa J.Lo and Chris Judd J.Lo and Marc Anthony J.Lo and Ben Affleck J.Lo and Jeff Bezos (2026)
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Charles & Camilla
Nawh, made for each other.
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Lyin’ Cancun Ted & Heidi
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Calista Flochhart and Harrison Ford
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Maxwell Caulfield and Juliet Mills.
Bo Derek and John Corbett.
Janet Jackson and Wissam Al Man.
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Tina Fey and her little troll husband
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Cate Blanchett and her little troll husband.
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Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
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Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson
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R98 Caulfield and Mills has to be the winner.
Married in 1980 when he was 20 or 21 and she was 38 or 39.
Strange as it may be, 44 years later they’re still together.
Good for them
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Tilda Swinton and her much older husband as well as her much younger husband.
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[quote]Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
Billy Joel and Katie Lee
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[quote] Didn’t Matthew Cowles, despite his appearance, come from two big money families
Yes, and Baranski came from working class Poles in Buffalo.
People confused Matthew with his infamous AMC character Billy Clyde Tuggle. The fact that he didn't have a lot of other TV or film credits didn't help.
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Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie
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It makes me wonder how much of Christine Baranski’s middle class characters are influenced by Matthew Cowles’ people.
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R107 couldn't make it through the OP's post.
These itchy twats....
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Sharon Stone and Komodo snack Phil Bronstein.
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The only other show on which I saw Cowles was Law & Order, in which he played a crazed street person. I was surprised to learn he came from a rich, established family. I suppose he really could act.
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R69 R71
At the time, Ava Gardner was still far from famous, having just arrived in Hollywood, but Mickey Rooney was a major star with a long list of accolades already. Ava was flattered and Rooney charmed her with charisma , persistence and a solid buldge.
Also if you equal a Napoleon complex with a big schlong it equals good sex.
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