Mike Pence Has a PACEMAKER
Ava Lawson 
[QUOTE]Pence's office said that he had been dealing with symptoms of a slow heart rate over the past two weeks and that after consulting with doctors, he had the pacemaker surgically implanted on Wednesday.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 13, 2021 1:51 AM |
He can kiss running for President in 2024 goodbye.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 16, 2021 4:13 AM |
what is it with repub VPs and heart issues? Cheney, Pence...
I hope this ruins his chance at 2024 run
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2021 4:14 AM |
I would imagine that deplorables literally wanting to kill him would ruin his chances
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2021 4:15 AM |
Now the wizard just needs to give him courage and a brain.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2021 4:16 AM |
Too bad there is no such thing as a spine implant.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 16, 2021 4:18 AM |
He’s only 61 and Mighty Joe Biden has a stronger heart than him.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 16, 2021 4:21 AM |
Now if he could get something implanted in his dick to make that work Mother might start enjoying their retirement.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 16, 2021 4:44 AM |
His heart is young and gay.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 16, 2021 4:48 AM |
He also has a big black dildo but how come they are not advertising that one?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 16, 2021 4:50 AM |
What they don't tell you is that Mother has a rheostat to dial him up when she wants to get him excited and dial him back when she's over him
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 16, 2021 4:50 AM |
His heart was broken after Trump and the MAGAs turned on him despite four years of his ass-licking.😂
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2021 4:55 AM |
and yet Hillary was deemed unhealthy in 2016...her heart works just fine!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 16, 2021 5:23 AM |
[quote]Covid side effect?
Certainly a possibility.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 16, 2021 5:25 AM |
[quote] I hope this ruins his chance at 2024 run
The funniest thing is that he ever thought he had a chance at being President in the first place.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 16, 2021 5:25 AM |
[QUOTE] and yet Hillary was deemed unhealthy in 2016...her heart works just fine!
But her emails.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 16, 2021 5:30 AM |
Fake news! The man doesn't have a heart.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 16, 2021 5:35 AM |
His nose looks like a little lump of clay.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 16, 2021 7:14 AM |
[quote]Republicans have hearts?
Cheney has a donated one.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 16, 2021 7:18 AM |
How is this not bigger news?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 16, 2021 1:37 PM |
^ Hon, Pence is never going to be "bigger news"
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 16, 2021 2:27 PM |
He was the Vice President, R24, and a leading contender for the 2024 GOP nomination. The media is calling this a “routine procedure.” Wtf, it’s a mechanical device surgically implanted to stop his heart from failing! There’s nothing routine about that.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 16, 2021 2:33 PM |
Everybody’s got a name for it.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 17, 2021 12:40 AM |
Why does he need a pacemaker when he doesn't even have a heart or a spine?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 17, 2021 12:48 AM |
A Pencemaker is what homophobic, racist lizard-demons must use when their carapaces start rotting and their heart-parasite fails.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 17, 2021 12:54 AM |
He always looked like he was falling asleep, maybe that was due to his slow heart rate. Yes, all that kissing ass, only to get kicked to the curb at the end.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 17, 2021 12:58 AM |
He looks so glum.
He should be happy! He’s back working with 2 different anti-gay organizations. Like old times.....
Maybe he misses all the opportunities to assure everyone he’s, what was it? Heterosexual?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 17, 2021 4:16 AM |
WTF, he’s still going to run?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 1, 2021 9:04 PM |
^^ Honestly, whose support does he have?
Obviously not those on the left.
Nor Trumpistans.
Nor decent-thinking Repubs that eschewed Trump.
Where does he think his support for the presidency will arise?
And this doesn’t even take into account that he essentially sleepwalks through life with the “mask-like” presentation he puts forth to cover all his hypocrisy, transgressions and veiled preferences. The pacemaker only adds to his narcoleptic façade.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 1, 2021 9:18 PM |
R25 Actually it is routine. The procedure takes an hour and once completed one simply goes on doing what they always did. I know 3 people who've had it done in the past 8 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 1, 2021 9:30 PM |
I hope he had is botched nose job fixed while he was under!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 1, 2021 9:36 PM |
It's minor surgery. Elton John, Mother Theresa, Kirk Douglas, Roger Moore are among the famous people who have pacemakers and Julie Bowen had a pacemaker implanted in her 20s.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 1, 2021 9:47 PM |
Shame they can’t insert a conscience or a sense of shame as easily.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 1, 2021 9:50 PM |
[QUOTE] Elton John, Mother Theresa, Kirk Douglas, Roger Moore are among the famous people who have pacemakers and Julie Bowen had a pacemaker implanted in her 20s.
And none of them (the ones eligible) could get close to the presidency, R36. If Joe Biden had a pacemaker, he never could’ve gotten the Democratic nomination. Dick Cheney wouldn’t have been selected as VP by George W. Bush if he had a pacemaker before the election.
If Pence actually gets into the 2024 race and gains any traction, his opponents will make sure it becomes a campaign issue. He won’t stand a chance.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 1, 2021 10:34 PM |
Hey Mike, can you go stand by that microwave?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 1, 2021 10:44 PM |
R38 Switch to decaf Mary or you'll need a pacemaker! Calm down! Why so triggered? I responded to a response about pacemakers with some facts. They save and prolong lives that's all.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 1, 2021 11:00 PM |
[quote]If Joe Biden had a pacemaker, he never could’ve gotten the Democratic nomination. Dick Cheney wouldn’t have been selected as VP by George W. Bush if he had a pacemaker before the election.
Dick Cheney had already had three heart attacks and underwent quadruple bypass surgery before Bush chose him as VP. He suffered his 4th heart attack a few weeks after the 2000 election.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 1, 2021 11:25 PM |
That means he actually has a heart?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 1, 2021 11:37 PM |
Well, some form, at last, r42 — as artificial as everything else about him.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 1, 2021 11:44 PM |
It just came to me.....he looks like a mortician.
SO SORRY TO THE MORTICIANS ON HERE!!
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 2, 2021 12:09 AM |
[QUOTE] Dick Cheney had already had three heart attacks and underwent quadruple bypass surgery before Bush chose him as VP. He suffered his 4th heart attack a few weeks after the 2000 election.
But he didn’t have a PACEMAKER, R41.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 2, 2021 12:31 AM |
He has no business testing the waters for POTUS. We don't need this. Heart troubles hurt Bernie's chances and the same stigma will sideline Prance.
Get. Another. Job.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 2, 2021 12:36 AM |
One of Obamacare’s Death Panels should have put Cheney out of his misery.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 2, 2021 1:34 AM |
It’s fucking unbelievable that Dick Cheney is still alive.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 2, 2021 1:37 AM |
He's dead on the inside anyway, so this is working out well for him
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 2, 2021 1:39 AM |
He's one rough sex session with a hustler away from death!
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 2, 2021 1:39 AM |
Trump won't let Senatrix visit with Pence .
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 2, 2021 1:57 AM |
Looks like he’s running, bum ticker or not.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 13, 2021 1:07 AM |
Some people call it a pacemaker, it's actually a human control device.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 13, 2021 1:12 AM |
[quote] dealing with symptoms of a slow heart rate
Reptiles tend to have slow heart rates.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 13, 2021 1:20 AM |
He's 62? I would have guessed 72.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 13, 2021 1:27 AM |
Over there…over there…send the word over there!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 13, 2021 1:28 AM |
Too bad, it’s not a brain maker.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 13, 2021 1:51 AM |
