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Men with narrow/sloping shoulders

Writer Daniel Martin

How do you rate them? Dealbreaker or nah?

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by Anonymousreply 34April 9, 2022 9:01 PM

[quote] Dealbreaker or nah?

It depends what else is involved on the deal.

Alain Delon had a weedy body and looked better dressed. I'd invite him for a croissant on the Champs de'Elysee but I wouldn't bother with any erotic goings on in a nearby hotel.

by Anonymousreply 1April 3, 2022 1:54 AM

[quote] Yung Filly

It's obvious that Education is Britain has plummeted with all this new so-called 'cultural enrichment'.

by Anonymousreply 2April 3, 2022 1:55 AM

I'll take them if only they are rich. But rich boys don't usually have ugly shoulders like poor peasants because mostly poor mothers expose themselves to phthalates when they are pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 3April 3, 2022 1:56 AM

Real men have broad shoulders, not broad's shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 4April 3, 2022 1:58 AM

[quote] expose themselves to phthalates when they are pregnant

We are ALL eating phthalates now.

Every government in the world is too gutless to stop the corporations doing it to us.

by Anonymousreply 5April 3, 2022 1:59 AM

I've always said DL fav Tom Cruise has sloping shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 6April 3, 2022 2:02 AM

Ya, and we're all sick of your constant yapping about it.

by Anonymousreply 7April 3, 2022 2:07 AM

R6 true. If you look closely at Tammy’s clothes, they’re usually tailored to give a little extra width and structure to the top half. It’s subtle but it’s there.

But even then jackets sometimes seem to fall off him and dwarf him. Must be a nightmare to dress the man.

by Anonymousreply 9April 3, 2022 10:40 AM

R5 how to phthalates effect bone structure and development of musculoskeletal shape? Just curious to see sources & studies.

by Anonymousreply 10April 3, 2022 10:41 AM

I think such men are very attractive. Hot, you might say.

by Anonymousreply 11April 3, 2022 12:42 PM

I have never given a seconds thought to a man's shoulders. That guy in the pic does have a weirdly narrow torso though.

by Anonymousreply 13April 3, 2022 12:59 PM

They never realize it. It’s a real blind spot.

by Anonymousreply 14April 3, 2022 1:27 PM

This song makes him cry. To himself. Silently. In his head. Every time.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 3, 2022 3:44 PM

There are solutions to such shortcomings.

by Anonymousreply 16April 3, 2022 3:46 PM

Udo has narrow shoulders.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 4, 2022 8:02 AM

A man with the body of a weasel is not for me.

by Anonymousreply 20April 4, 2022 8:28 AM

[quote]narrow/sloping shoulders

Called 'goat' shoulders. It's the reason why shoulder pads were invented and the reason why men look better in jackets. Women adopted huge shoulder pads in the 60s / 70s to make them look slim-waisted.

by Anonymousreply 21April 4, 2022 9:10 AM

R20 has caused me to spit out my nightcap, damn it all!

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by Anonymousreply 22April 6, 2022 11:19 PM

Narrow shoulders and sloping shoulders are two different things.

by Anonymousreply 23April 6, 2022 11:56 PM

Lol R6. I was just going to say Tom Cruise.

He really is the oddest heartthrob ever. Strange teeth. Short. Wide hips. And narrow, sloping shoulders. Big nose.

Somehow it worked.

by Anonymousreply 24April 7, 2022 12:45 AM

He had a beautiful face and most importantly, good hair.

by Anonymousreply 25April 7, 2022 1:36 AM

MMA/UFC superstar Dominick Cruz has narrow shoulders and I desperately need him to sit on my face.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 7, 2022 1:46 AM

[quote]Men with narrow/sloping shoulders

Ah, it takes me back to those decades in the gulag. Those horrible decades in that orc encampment.

by Anonymousreply 27April 7, 2022 1:47 AM

Bieber has narrow womanly shoulders but that doesn’t seem to bother the majority of DL constantly lusting after him

by Anonymousreply 28April 7, 2022 2:32 AM

Shoulders and back are my favorite parts of male anatomy. I’m grateful to have inherited genes for broad shoulders and a strapping back. I can skip the gym for years and still people ask me what blue collar or construction job I work. I take that as a compliment.

by Anonymousreply 29April 7, 2022 2:33 AM

I have no idea. Does Timmy have "narrow/sloping shoulders"? How about Andrew Garfield, Topher Grace, or Aaron Tveit?

by Anonymousreply 31April 7, 2022 2:52 AM

Reminds me of the Will and Grace episode where Karen tricks Candy Pruitt into getting shoulder implants.

by Anonymousreply 32April 7, 2022 3:43 AM

Rocky Carroll.

Years and years ago when he was on Roc, I had a huge crush. Then I saw him on an early S1 episode of Law & Order, and the scales fell from my eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 33April 7, 2022 4:42 PM

One the one hand there’s less of a shelf to hang onto for fucking or for hugging, but on the other the body is streamlined for speed and to fit well between the legs & arms.

by Anonymousreply 34April 9, 2022 9:01 PM