Men who wear ankle bracelets
John Thompson
Are anklets a deal breaker for you when you hookup? Let's say you meet a guy you are attracted to. You take him home and undress him, only to find a stylish bracelet wrapped around his ankle. Do you stay the course or retreat?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 21, 2018 2:08 PM |
We've reached a new low of boredom in topics to discuss
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 14, 2018 12:11 AM |
There's no option for "who the fuck cares?"
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 14, 2018 12:13 AM |
I wear a jade ankle bracelet and I have a pedi with French tips every couple of weeks....drives straight boys crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 14, 2018 12:13 AM |
I hate the idea. But there IS one kind of ankle bracelet that turns me on.
Free-range cage meat
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 14, 2018 12:18 AM |
All the big mobsters wear them. Ask Paul Manafort.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 14, 2018 12:18 AM |
Gary Cooper and I say people who wear these gypsy ankle-things are gypsy trash.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 14, 2018 12:18 AM |
No. It's the hottest thing ever on men. Tribal. However on women, tacky.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 14, 2018 12:19 AM |
It's bad, but it's not as bad as calling Concorde "THE Concorde".
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 14, 2018 12:19 AM |
You left out "Je ne give a shit pas."
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 14, 2018 12:21 AM |
R8 trying to replicate technique from his wildly popular and DL legendary draining/straining pasta thread a few blue moons ago. Keep at it! Don't forget to use wide berth term "middle class". Straight to 500 posts in a mere 2.5 days.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 14, 2018 12:24 AM |
r10 yes, good thing you're posting that admonishment in a thread that is the epitome of whatever it is you're describing. Continue thinking you're the smartest girl in the room, now!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 14, 2018 12:25 AM |
OP Is the Willy Cartier Stan. Posts his unrequited love about 6x a year.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 14, 2018 12:28 AM |
Kidding R11? I came 'this' close to losing a limb on that thread. Pfft
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 14, 2018 12:29 AM |
Willy is no doubt having hot fucks in some Sicilian palazzo.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 14, 2018 12:31 AM |
OP - I’ve never encountered a man wearing one.
But - And i ask this seriously! - what does it mean? I mean - my assumption would be that if I met a guy who was wearing one - that it’s slightly femme - and therefore he’d likely be a bottom? Or at least open to bottoming? (In which case - fantastic! Strictly a top here!)
It’s just that I have over the years encountered guys - many of whom presented as muscular and masculine - but when their pants came off they had women’s underwear or pantyhose on - and all of them wanted to get fucked - or at least get into some light Arseplay...
Is the ankle bracelet thang similar to that? .
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 14, 2018 12:52 AM |
R10 is an example of how illiterate poseurs ruin everything. Skipping verbs, articles and adjectival pronouns, being ignorant of hyphenation of adjectival phrases (as opposed to adverb-and-adjective sequences), creating paragraphs, inserting irrelevant adjectives and, more fundamentally, lacking capacity for sequencing and development swing back like a hot brand into R10's ample left buttock to leave the scorched-pork mark of "Overreaching Cunt."
Allow me to correct this mess. I make no attempt to make it worthy of posting, but leave it closer to English.
[bold][R8] is trying to replicate the technique from his wildly popular and legendary draining/straining pasta thread a few blue moons ago.
Keep at it! Don't forget to use the wide-berth term "middle class." Straight to 500 posts in a mere 2.5 days.[/bold]
I shall let R10's flimsy rejoinder at R13 sink under its own weight.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 14, 2018 12:53 AM |
[Quote]There's no option for "who the fuck cares?"
Why so harsh?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 14, 2018 1:01 AM |
r16 has too much time on xhir hands. Have you considered knitting?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 14, 2018 1:02 AM |
A bracelet on the ankle is an ‘anklet’. The root is Latin brachial = arm. While at it: a handle is used by the hand, a pedal by the foot (pedalis = foot). So stop fucking saying ‘foot pedal’ or I’m going to hurt someone.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 14, 2018 1:08 AM |
Probably myself, I hasten to add...
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 14, 2018 1:09 AM |
We get it OP is a Willy Cartier fan. Proved by the fact his pic isn't of a man wearing an anklet. Although his ankles look a little thick. Maybe cut back on the salt?
Also R16 and R19 didn't have any friends when they were teenagers.
R15 has a rich fantasy life.
I'm a fan of both anklets and bracelets on a man. I'm also a fan of tattoos. I don't strain or rinse my pasta, which is always whole wheat.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 14, 2018 1:45 AM |
Willy is wearing a very fine double wrapped gold anklet.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 14, 2018 2:06 AM |
I'm not into feet but blowing it up to see the anklet, the photo reveals 2 hot ones.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 14, 2018 2:08 AM |
Seeing him in this campaign and thinking about his legs draped over my shoulders, the anklet slapping against my back as he lets me own him and control his every movement...
Can mama's mussy get any moister?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 14, 2018 2:10 AM |
Ankle monitor is somehow hot in pics. Ankle bracelet doesn't bother me - actually, I like that look.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 14, 2018 2:11 AM |
Yes, he does have nice feet.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 14, 2018 2:47 AM |
R28, put on your bifocals and enlarge the picture, gramps. He's wearing a thin 2 strand, gold anklet. It's probably a piece from David Yurman or Willy's family's Cartier collection.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 14, 2018 12:31 PM |
R29 - sure. Exactly how does enlarging a picture tell you he has gold around his ankles
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 14, 2018 7:04 PM |
It depends. If he's trying to be Barbara Stanwyck in "Double Indemnity," I'll give him a pass.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 14, 2018 7:32 PM |
I could be wrong but I think it means they're gay, possibly GAY gay, even!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 14, 2018 7:35 PM |
STEVE LAWRENCE: "That's one swell anklet you've got there, baby!"
CAROL BURNETT: "Say, you've got a pretty swell anklet yourself!"
(go to 5:05 and following)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 14, 2018 9:11 PM |
Seriously, can we get Willy a guest appearance on "The Flash" or some other show? He could play Keiyan Lonsdale's love interest.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 18, 2018 11:00 PM |
Does it double as a cock ring?
Actually, cock rings are more of a turn off to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 18, 2018 11:04 PM |
Yeah, I think that’s what they call it ‘ankle bracelet’ I hopefully get it removed in a month. I pray Court goes ok.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 18, 2018 11:07 PM |
The only men I've seen wearing this shit are straight douchebags.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 18, 2018 11:12 PM |
"Are anklets a deal breaker for you when you hookup? Let's say you meet a guy you are attracted to. You take him home and undress him, only to find a stylish bracelet wrapped around his ankle. Do you stay the course or retreat?"
Do you expect him to stick his leg up your ass or down your throat or something? I don't understand why an anklet is an impediment to sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 18, 2018 11:33 PM |
R33 - "bro" = we have the same dealer.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 18, 2018 11:38 PM |
"Men who wear ankle bracelets"
It's how some of us keep our poppers nearby during a rough missionary pump.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 18, 2018 11:39 PM |
Willy is Frank Ocean's ex. Frank recently made reference to him in one of his new tracks.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 21, 2018 12:50 PM |