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Guy at r3 has seen too many Eartha Kitt clips.

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2010 5:44 PM

WEHT Brodie, r7? He's so pretty!

by Anonymousreply 8October 23, 2010 6:08 PM

Would someone please post some taint misbehavin'.

by Anonymousreply 9October 23, 2010 6:14 PM

the presenting the hole thread covers a lot of this material

by Anonymousreply 10October 23, 2010 6:15 PM

'Tain't Nobody's Business If I Do%0D %0D Billie Holiday

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by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2010 6:24 PM

every man has a purse between his thighs

by Anonymousreply 13October 23, 2010 7:17 PM

Any more taints out there?

by Anonymousreply 15November 4, 2010 1:36 AM

This guy's taint is perfect. And it doesnt hurt that he's pretty

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by Anonymousreply 16November 4, 2010 1:46 AM

Taint no mountain high enough, Taint no valley low enough, Taint no river wide enough, baby, To keep me from getting to you.

by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2010 1:49 AM

Yes, R10. There's a danger of duplication.

by Anonymousreply 20February 19, 2011 4:46 AM

Taints, not dicks, please.

Sent from my iPhone.

by Anonymousreply 22February 19, 2011 9:56 AM

WTF is a "taint"? Sounds nasty.

by Anonymousreply 24February 19, 2011 11:19 PM

r21....any more photos? The hairy legs are amazing!

by Anonymousreply 25February 19, 2011 11:20 PM

is Joshua Morrow's taint actually showing? I can't quite tell.

by Anonymousreply 26February 19, 2011 11:29 PM

No, of course not, R26. You really think CBS would have allowed that?

by Anonymousreply 27February 20, 2011 3:56 AM

R27, you do realize that Joshua did these nude photos before he got his job on Y&R, right?

by Anonymousreply 28February 20, 2011 4:11 AM

Maybe a little too smooth?

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by Anonymousreply 31February 20, 2011 10:38 PM

That's so original R31. You must be the live of the party.

by Anonymousreply 32February 20, 2011 10:53 PM

[quote]live of the party MARY!

by Anonymousreply 33February 20, 2011 11:00 PM

Ewwwwww@R34. DONT CLICK ON THAT LINK

by Anonymousreply 34February 21, 2011 10:02 PM

R21 looks like he was playing in a mudhole. Are those leeches?

by Anonymousreply 35February 21, 2011 10:10 PM

R34, taint fittin', jus' taint fittin'!

by Anonymousreply 37February 26, 2011 2:48 AM

Taint fittin, I tell you. Taint fittin!

Taint fittin.

by Anonymousreply 40March 8, 2011 7:10 AM

Sometimes I feel that I could run away.

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by Anonymousreply 44March 13, 2011 9:59 AM

Well, if a guy's "taint" is basically his hole (and the area surrounding it), what does "snatch" refer to? And is it a term that can be applied to either men or women?

by Anonymousreply 47March 13, 2011 7:58 PM

The 'taint' is the space between the balls and the hole. "It ain't the hole and it ain't the pole"... "It aint" is contracted to "taint".%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 48March 13, 2011 8:09 PM

I love the term "bacon strip"

by Anonymousreply 49March 13, 2011 8:16 PM

more celebrity taints please

by Anonymousreply 52March 22, 2011 4:42 AM

Taint with nice cock and balls:

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by Anonymousreply 54March 23, 2011 1:34 AM

Hairy Taint on a cute guy:

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by Anonymousreply 55March 23, 2011 1:39 AM

Can't have too many taints:

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by Anonymousreply 58March 23, 2011 1:56 AM

Rudely pointing out his own taint:

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by Anonymousreply 62March 24, 2011 1:32 AM

Artistic Taint Presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 64March 24, 2011 3:16 AM

Gabriel has a hot cock and body... and a nice taint too:

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by Anonymousreply 66March 26, 2011 10:54 PM

forget who asked what taint is, but a friend defined it as "t'isn't" as in "it t'sin't your balls and dick and it t'sin't your butt hole."%0D %0D T'isn't.

by Anonymousreply 72April 17, 2011 7:50 PM

Ignore this ridiculous thread.

GO!

by Anonymousreply 74April 17, 2011 7:56 PM

Grab coffee to stay awake from this boring threadbare idea.

GO!

by Anonymousreply 75April 17, 2011 7:56 PM

Pay $18 to look like an ass.

GO!

by Anonymousreply 77April 17, 2011 7:57 PM

MHB, continue to be flawless.

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by Anonymousreply 78April 17, 2011 8:00 PM

R68, please mail that to me via FedEx and a box with a few large airholes. I'll take receipt upon delivery. Yummers.

by Anonymousreply 81April 25, 2011 6:16 PM

Nice taint below the hole:

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by Anonymousreply 82April 27, 2011 5:07 AM

Taint is such a dirty word.

by Anonymousreply 85May 4, 2011 3:22 AM

r50 gives taints a good name

by Anonymousreply 87May 4, 2011 3:56 AM

Who is that in r50's pic? He's incredibly handsome!

by Anonymousreply 92May 14, 2011 4:08 AM

He's a porn star that works for Randy Blue... don't recall his name off the top fo my head.

by Anonymousreply 93May 14, 2011 4:10 AM

Serious taint presentation

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by Anonymousreply 94May 14, 2011 7:15 AM

R102, that's more a hole presentation than taint... THIS is more taint than hole:

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by Anonymousreply 102May 28, 2011 5:19 PM

The classic 'taint' pose:

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by Anonymousreply 103May 28, 2011 5:21 PM

I actually met this guy once. Hot body, but kind of an arrogant ass and know-it-all (who doesn't know most of what he thinks he does). Still, did I mention hot body? He likes to show it off too.%0D

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by Anonymousreply 106June 7, 2011 5:07 AM

More posts like R108! Jesus, nipples on that one...

by Anonymousreply 109June 12, 2011 11:16 AM

I can smell that one, R111

by Anonymousreply 112June 21, 2011 6:19 AM

T'iant nobody's binness if I do.

by Anonymousreply 113June 21, 2011 7:25 AM

He's a nude model and he's done solo j/o stuff, but I've never seen him have sex with anyone else.%0D

by Anonymousreply 117June 29, 2011 4:08 AM

Link to the jerk off vids please

by Anonymousreply 118June 29, 2011 4:11 AM

Acrobatic taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 119June 30, 2011 4:06 AM

There just ain't enough tain't in this thread...

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by Anonymousreply 121July 3, 2011 8:04 PM

you can almost smell the one at R122

by Anonymousreply 122July 3, 2011 8:11 PM

Hit troll-dar on r124 and watch ALL THE PORN THREADS light up like it was christmas.

by Anonymousreply 124July 4, 2011 5:18 AM

Troll-dar TROLL at R125. F&F the fucked up TROLL.

by Anonymousreply 125July 4, 2011 5:22 AM

Hotest taint presentation ever:

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by Anonymousreply 126July 8, 2011 1:12 AM

Who is that, R127? Name please!

by Anonymousreply 127July 8, 2011 2:08 AM

Intense taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 128July 8, 2011 4:37 AM

R131, that's a perfect presentation.

by Anonymousreply 133July 29, 2011 1:09 AM

Is that an Asian guy, R135?

by Anonymousreply 135August 3, 2011 5:04 AM

I love that pic in R140. I just wish I knew who he was. Damn.%0D

by Anonymousreply 141August 15, 2011 3:38 AM

Taint nothin' wrong with this:

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by Anonymousreply 143August 27, 2011 12:53 AM

This picture belongs here more than in the other thread:

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by Anonymousreply 146August 28, 2011 8:22 PM

Good god, who is that at R148!? Name please! Even if it's only a stage name!

by Anonymousreply 148September 9, 2011 8:07 AM

Interesting taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 149September 15, 2011 6:02 AM

classic amateur taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 150September 21, 2011 1:44 AM

Scientific diagram of a taint:

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by Anonymousreply 154October 3, 2011 4:25 AM

this happens to be a friend of a trick of mine

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by Anonymousreply 174November 11, 2011 8:09 PM

r181 do i see Charmin? Or is that just light?

by Anonymousreply 182November 20, 2011 4:55 PM

Guys in the dorm, joyously presenting their taints to each other:

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by Anonymousreply 184November 20, 2011 5:03 PM

Under that huge cock? TAINT

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by Anonymousreply 188November 25, 2011 8:43 AM

Awesome taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 189December 12, 2011 12:52 AM

A whole chain of taints... the real human centipede:

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by Anonymousreply 192January 1, 2012 8:51 PM

Taint presentation professional:

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by Anonymousreply 194January 4, 2012 6:21 AM

The incomparable Gabe displays his taint for us:

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by Anonymousreply 196January 6, 2012 2:56 AM

just wanna go b-b-bb-b-bb!

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by Anonymousreply 200January 8, 2012 4:00 PM

Bathtub time is FUN time! Wheeeee!

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by Anonymousreply 205January 17, 2012 1:57 AM

It's about time for more taint:

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by Anonymousreply 207January 18, 2012 5:57 AM

Does anyone have any photos of the actor Elias Koteas presenting his taint? (see pic) Please post if you have pictures of his stinking taint.

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by Anonymousreply 211January 24, 2012 1:20 AM

bump

Elias Koteas taint pics/info???

by Anonymousreply 212January 24, 2012 10:18 AM

Rusty and friend present taints together

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by Anonymousreply 219February 13, 2012 4:10 PM

Classic taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 220February 13, 2012 5:27 PM

Tain't the balls and it tain't the asshole

by Anonymousreply 222February 13, 2012 5:33 PM

isn't the guy at r125 Bennett from "The Worst Cooks In America"? He just got chopped last week.

by Anonymousreply 225February 21, 2012 3:12 AM

Is that Joey Lawrence at R41? Lookin' good, Joey.

by Anonymousreply 227February 21, 2012 6:54 AM

Is that JC Chavaz at R158?

by Anonymousreply 229February 21, 2012 7:00 AM

Wade seems unaware of the power of taint

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by Anonymousreply 231March 4, 2012 8:42 PM

Taint, beautiful taint...

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by Anonymousreply 234March 17, 2012 6:38 AM

Strange and unique taint presentation:

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by Anonymousreply 236March 17, 2012 3:52 PM

Hey, guy at R205 - you're supposed to fill the bathtub with water before you get in it!

by Anonymousreply 237March 17, 2012 4:11 PM

R213 loves having his daddy's finger in his ass!

by Anonymousreply 238March 17, 2012 4:12 PM

I had no idea my contribution would kill the thread. I guess what they say is true, once you've seen my taint, anything else just ain't.

by Anonymousreply 241March 18, 2012 5:08 PM

Because the other presenting threads seem to have disappeared. Presenting ass.

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by Anonymousreply 245March 23, 2012 6:08 PM

balls, hole and hairy taint

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by Anonymousreply 248March 24, 2012 8:59 PM

Okay, it's actually his rosebud, but he just wants to show off his flexibility:

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by Anonymousreply 253March 25, 2012 4:07 AM

Taint no denying, he's about to get fucked:

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by Anonymousreply 254March 25, 2012 4:10 AM

Damm, that's a work of art R261.

by Anonymousreply 262January 30, 2013 4:23 PM

R261, while that taint is quite nice, it's what stems from it that has caught my eye...

by Anonymousreply 263January 30, 2013 4:26 PM

I wonder what Seth MacFarlane's taint looks like?

by Anonymousreply 270February 25, 2013 5:23 AM

Nice Taint...not as nice as R268's but hey...

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by Anonymousreply 271March 1, 2013 3:40 AM

Taint smooth enough to eat off of:

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by Anonymousreply 272March 2, 2013 4:40 PM

Damn, R268 brings new meaning to the words "warm and fuzzy." And kissable.

by Anonymousreply 275March 5, 2013 5:28 AM

hey 274, you know that's chris crocker...

by Anonymousreply 276March 5, 2013 10:02 AM

Mike Timber presenting his taint.

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by Anonymousreply 280March 27, 2013 12:46 AM

Amateur taint presentation

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by Anonymousreply 283April 11, 2013 2:52 AM

Confident taint presentation

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by Anonymousreply 285April 26, 2013 11:17 PM

Because one can never get enough Mike Timber

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by Anonymousreply 289May 5, 2013 5:40 PM

THIS IS WHY THEY HATE US.

by Anonymousreply 293May 14, 2013 5:19 AM

Really, R293? [italic]This[/italic] is why they hate us?

by Anonymousreply 294May 14, 2013 12:30 PM

Nice subtle taint presentation

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by Anonymousreply 298May 24, 2013 6:37 AM

hard intact cock and a hairy taint.

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by Anonymousreply 299May 24, 2013 7:29 AM

It's always fun when your friends help you present your taint:

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by Anonymousreply 300May 31, 2013 3:09 AM

I need to see more taints. I adore them.

by Anonymousreply 303June 4, 2013 11:56 AM

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 304June 4, 2013 12:03 PM

If no man has ever bitten your taint, you've missed so much!

by Anonymousreply 305June 4, 2013 12:11 PM

I'm rather partial to his

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by Anonymousreply 306June 4, 2013 12:53 PM

R304, there are hundreds of pics on this very thread... if you can't figure it out, you're too stupid to have sex... besides, how old are you that you've never heard of a "taint"? Six? If so, you shouldn't be reading this thread in the first place!

by Anonymousreply 307June 5, 2013 2:01 AM

Hot stripper taint, brought to you by Le Stud:

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by Anonymousreply 319June 29, 2013 2:47 AM

^^Is he about to give birth?

by Anonymousreply 322July 6, 2013 12:28 AM

I still don't get the concept of this thread. Even though the premise is taint presentation, most of the pics present a) cock, b), hole, or c) both.

Is one supposed to focus solely on the intermediating expanse? If so, is it common for one to say to a lover, "What a lovely taint you have!" In my estimation, it's akin to saying, what a lovely area-between-your-thumb-and-your-index-finger, my dear!"

I really don't care, since I'm a fan of both the cock and the hole. I'd just like to be clear on the concept so that I may know I'm keeping up with the protocol. Any clarification would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!

by Anonymousreply 332September 27, 2013 2:15 AM

R332 isn't very much fun at parties.

by Anonymousreply 333September 27, 2013 2:43 AM

Another shot of taint-Brazilian boy:

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by Anonymousreply 335September 28, 2013 1:05 AM

R156 looks freshly fucked.

by Anonymousreply 346November 8, 2013 1:24 AM

I love a good taint display

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by Anonymousreply 347November 12, 2013 2:23 AM

You *REALLY* love your porn, don't you, R347.

by Anonymousreply 348November 12, 2013 5:04 AM

I actually met this guy at a bar in Austin once, without knowing who he was. But he looked familiar to me (I'd seen clips on the internet of him in action but never made the connection until long after). He seemed nice.

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by Anonymousreply 349November 25, 2013 4:07 AM

Great taint close-up, in action...

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by Anonymousreply 350December 9, 2013 4:28 AM

Not a liar, R355, sorry. I did meet him. Did have a confused conversation with him where I thought I recognized him from somewhere. Didn't figure it out until maybe a year later when I saw a porn clip of him in action. I feel like an idiot, because I realized then that he KNEW I probably recognized him from porn, and was just playing with me. :-)

by Anonymousreply 357December 15, 2013 10:22 PM

God help me i read men presenting their talents

by Anonymousreply 358December 15, 2013 10:38 PM

Anybody know of a tumblr devoted to super-hairy taints?

There's one image that's seared into my memory: a blond guy lying on his stomach between another guy's legs, about to service him, and the first guy has the hairiest motherfucking taint and crack ever. His whole ass isn't hairy -- it just looks like ferret lives there. Amazing.

by Anonymousreply 368February 6, 2014 5:57 AM

Taint nobody Loves me better Makes me happy Makes me feel this way...

by Anonymousreply 377February 23, 2014 1:45 AM

As a top, allow me to say I fucking LOVE this thread.

Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 378February 23, 2014 2:46 AM

R373. Quite a beautiful taint and a lovely ass crack hair pattern. So much so, it deserves to be posted again:

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by Anonymousreply 382March 4, 2014 5:01 AM

Another great taint display

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by Anonymousreply 385March 22, 2014 5:50 PM

Super hot guy presenting taint

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by Anonymousreply 386March 29, 2014 7:35 AM

Presenting taint to distract you from the TV

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by Anonymousreply 388April 12, 2014 7:46 PM

As a top, I really, REALLY love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 392May 8, 2014 2:51 AM

Hot taints. Thanks for posts. How about done wet ones?

by Anonymousreply 393May 8, 2014 10:06 AM

Taint no mountain high enough...!

by Anonymousreply 395May 9, 2014 12:45 AM

This is just an incredibly beautiful picture of a gorgeous hunk... muscle taint:

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by Anonymousreply 397May 30, 2014 1:55 PM

Hot military marine taint

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by Anonymousreply 401June 21, 2014 3:39 AM

Ginger boy r410 is delicious

by Anonymousreply 412August 4, 2014 1:17 AM

A delicious glimpse of taint

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by Anonymousreply 413August 16, 2014 1:37 AM

Up-kilt camera gets a full taint shot:

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by Anonymousreply 417September 7, 2014 2:18 AM

Nice hole, but I'm posting for that delicious TAINT!

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by Anonymousreply 418September 9, 2014 1:07 AM

I want to lick his taint so bad...

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by Anonymousreply 423September 21, 2014 10:27 PM

I love 199! He's so sexy. Isn't he a Brit?

by Anonymousreply 425September 21, 2014 11:32 PM

A glimpse of taint in the locker room

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by Anonymousreply 426September 23, 2014 1:48 AM

Taint wearing nothing but shoes

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by Anonymousreply 427October 5, 2014 11:37 AM

R436. He's one of the latest Voyeur boys on Chaturbate.

by Anonymousreply 437December 15, 2014 5:34 AM

Who is that, r438? He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 439December 15, 2014 5:38 AM

R442. That boy has way too many pairs of sneakers. Does he work at Footlocker?

by Anonymousreply 444January 3, 2015 10:44 PM

R441, he's not per se hot, but the attitude is very sexy

by Anonymousreply 445January 3, 2015 10:52 PM

HAH, R444! I hadn't even noticed until you pointed it out!

by Anonymousreply 446January 3, 2015 11:39 PM

R442. He's got the whole team fucking him. But they're very neat putting all those sneakers on the shelf before pounding him.

by Anonymousreply 447January 3, 2015 11:51 PM

Super-hot blue-collar guy presenting just a little taint...

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by Anonymousreply 450January 31, 2015 5:51 PM

Cute guy... nice taint...

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by Anonymousreply 458March 12, 2015 2:19 PM

An awesome taint, being inspected...

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by Anonymousreply 470July 3, 2015 7:32 PM

Having your taint forcibly presented for you:

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by Anonymousreply 477July 21, 2015 2:27 PM

TAINT! (with bonus balls and hole)

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by Anonymousreply 478August 25, 2015 11:32 PM

Taint presentation level 3:

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by Anonymousreply 479September 12, 2015 6:36 PM

A glimpse of taint makes me so want to lick it... damn...

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by Anonymousreply 480October 28, 2015 1:03 AM

Displaying taint in the locker room

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by Anonymousreply 481October 28, 2015 1:09 AM

I want to lick that so bad...

by Anonymousreply 484January 1, 2016 5:09 AM

As a total top I fucking love this fucking thread. And my dream bottom is R55, who wins it all.

by Anonymousreply 485January 2, 2016 8:16 PM

Totally lickable taint....

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by Anonymousreply 488February 4, 2016 12:42 AM

Taint-presenting technique

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by Anonymousreply 505August 10, 2016 5:47 AM

Mmmmm... hot muscle taint:

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by Anonymousreply 506October 25, 2016 12:02 AM

Porn-star taint presentation

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by Anonymousreply 508December 18, 2016 3:02 AM

I have to say, I LOVE that a guy can be objectified by his taint now

by Anonymousreply 509December 18, 2016 3:08 AM

Dude, that's presenting HOLE.

This is a thread about presenting TAINTS.

by Anonymousreply 514January 15, 2017 4:27 AM

A good taint-massage is important

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by Anonymousreply 515April 16, 2017 4:17 AM

I just want to lick that taint

by Anonymousreply 531September 10, 2018 2:51 AM

Forced taint presentation

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by Anonymousreply 533September 10, 2018 3:11 AM

Such an enticing glimpse of taint:

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by Anonymousreply 535September 25, 2018 2:43 AM

Nobody featured taint presentation like the late Jim French over at Colt Studios.

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by Anonymousreply 537October 1, 2018 3:24 AM

Unquestionably sleazy------undeniably HOT.

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by Anonymousreply 538October 1, 2018 3:45 AM