Not bad for a year shy of 40. I would love to shape shift as Cheryl Burke so I could cuddle with him.

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May 24, 2019 5:08 PM

You're in luck. She's Asian. We know what that means.

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May 24, 2019 12:58 PM

He shouldn’t smile. He looks like the Joker.

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May 24, 2019 1:02 PM

Matthew Lawrence played a part in my first ejaculation. He was spear fishing on TV.

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May 24, 2019 1:06 PM

He’ll always be Eric Matthews’ bf to me.

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May 24, 2019 1:10 PM

He was sexy as hell as the stud Michelle Monaghan picked up in the movie, Trucker.

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May 24, 2019 1:19 PM

[quote] You're in luck. She's Asian. We know what that means.

She's used to guys with small dicks?

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May 24, 2019 1:20 PM

He's like me but without the talent

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May 24, 2019 1:36 PM

The douchey hipster hat needs to go but he has a bangin' bod. He does have a mouthful of big teeth but it doesn't distract.

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May 24, 2019 1:51 PM

Yeesh! He looks like a chimp and she's not much better.

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May 24, 2019 1:57 PM

[quote]He's like me but without the talent —Joey

Oh yeah? At least I could answer to someone else's name! At least I got to be in [italic]Mrs. Doubtfire[/italic] while you had to settle for that single of yours getting tacked onto the end of [italic]Cop and a Half[/italic].

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May 24, 2019 2:06 PM

R13 you never saw The Hot Chick?

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May 24, 2019 2:21 PM

cuddle with him = rawdog him til midnight

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May 24, 2019 2:27 PM

[quote] I would love to shape shift as Cheryl Burke so I could cuddle with him.

Creepy.

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May 24, 2019 2:29 PM

[quote][R13] you never saw The Hot Chick?

Nope. I have better things to do with my time than watch Rob Schneider movies.

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May 24, 2019 2:30 PM

He's never done anything for me.

Joey on the other hand...

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May 24, 2019 2:35 PM

Is this Joey's brother? He must be pissed he still has his hair.

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May 24, 2019 2:38 PM

In R10, it looks like he shaves all over. He needs to let the hair grow naturally so that he looks like a man instead of a 10 year old boy.

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May 24, 2019 2:43 PM

R19 it's one of his better movies. But that's probably not saying much lol

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May 24, 2019 2:45 PM

He is adorable. She has a five-head and her veil looks dumb pinned to the back of her head like that.

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May 24, 2019 2:54 PM

Doesn't Joey shave his head? I had no idea he was balding.

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May 24, 2019 3:48 PM

Joey was always annoying and cheesy in an Ed Hardy, Infliction kind of way. He tried too hard and always appeared way too manicured. Matthew was smart to groove with the "less is more" approach.

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May 24, 2019 5:07 PM

I meant Affliction. Oops.

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May 24, 2019 5:08 PM