Man shits himself while running marathon
Robert Spencer 
Micke Ekvall finished the race in 21st place. In a post-race interview, a reporter asked him, "Did you ever consider stopping to clean off?"
"No, I'd lose time," he explained, "If you quit once, it's easy to do it again and again and again. It becomes a habit."
"Despite the enormous problems with stomach cramps that lasted between two and 12 kilometers, Micke completed his goal," Swedish site Jesper.nu reported, "He did fine with [a time of] 1:09:43 and came in a creditable 21st. This is despite the misery! Imagine what he could accomplish without a bad stomach."
The poop man, now 25 years old, has accomplished quite a bit since then. He ran the same race the following year, placing 9th. He went on to set a Swedish national record at the Copenhagen half-marathon in 2014, and represented Sweden at the European Athletic Championships.
Ekvall's story is truly an inspirational one: Never quit. If you can live down running around in public with your own feces streaming off your bare legs, you can live down practically anything. Either that or never, ever, leave the house, because anything you do could go horribly wrong and everyone is looking at you.
Whatever. It's up to each of us to receive the poop man's wisdom in our own way.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 13, 2021 6:03 AM |
There's so many acids in feces you know he got a rash.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 24, 2015 1:32 PM |
Why did I click on that link?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 24, 2015 1:34 PM |
Obviously, running a marathon can be a moving experience.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 24, 2015 1:37 PM |
A female friend, a marathon runner, has done this twice. She still continued to run, shit running down her leg.
Runners are crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 24, 2015 1:43 PM |
That's gubmint brainwave programming for ya.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 24, 2015 1:45 PM |
Well, smell him. Literally.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 24, 2015 1:46 PM |
He probably wasn't invited to any after parties
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 24, 2015 1:49 PM |
This is another reason to add to the list of why I HATE runners. That is so disgusting, he would rather run with shit all down his leg in public, than lose time. That my friends is the definition of insanity and that is why most runners are nut jobs.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 24, 2015 1:52 PM |
Happened to Apolo Ohno at last year's Ironman too. Allegedly.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 24, 2015 1:53 PM |
Marathon is SO overrated.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 24, 2015 1:54 PM |
Paula Radcliffe shat herself live on tv. Wiki about the phenomenon below
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 24, 2015 1:56 PM |
Cleaning himself up swiftly would have taken what, two minutes?? Crazy..
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 24, 2015 1:58 PM |
I don't know any marathoners who HAVEN'T shit themselves at least once in a race. They indeed are a different breed of strange.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2015 2:00 PM |
Something about this doesn't smell right.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2015 2:01 PM |
I've heard of them barfing, but not crapping.
I guess it makes a sad sort of sense.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 24, 2015 2:01 PM |
That never happened to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 24, 2015 2:03 PM |
Goddamn, some people are mentally ill.
No "normal" person would ever behave this way. His family and friends should intervene.
It's sub-human.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 24, 2015 2:04 PM |
Gives new meaning to the term "the runs."
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 24, 2015 2:08 PM |
I'm considering a career as a professional runner.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 24, 2015 2:13 PM |
I used to work in a nursing home when I was a young lad. When it comes to shit, I can tell you stories. They refer to us as P.A.W.s......Professional Ass Wipers.
They should hire us as a Pit Crew. We could clean those cunts up in record time.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2015 2:17 PM |
My pussy is a fresh cut bouquet of spring flowers.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 24, 2015 2:37 PM |
Didn't Grete Waitz shit herself repeatedly during one of her NYC marathons? I think she had a stomach bug or something.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 24, 2015 2:49 PM |
In my day this entire thread would have been banished to Freaks and Flames.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 24, 2015 2:49 PM |
He was running a half marathon, to be correct.
I run a marathon every year. I've never shit but have seen it happen plenty of times. No one has ever stopped to clean up. The only thing I can say is that it takes a tremendous amount of effort to get going again once you stop for any reason. I've had to stop to pee or tie a shoe. When you're doing something that you've trained months for, nothing will stop you.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 24, 2015 3:01 PM |
R28 Do you remember the red "frequent poster" tags? I was such a newbie I thought it was some badge of honor!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 24, 2015 3:03 PM |
So why not wear a Depends, R29? Surely a thin little diaper won't weigh you down THAT much.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 24, 2015 3:05 PM |
R29, please stay far away from me and keep your crazy friends with you too. You people are freaks.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 24, 2015 3:07 PM |
Shame me all you want. But who among you is nominated at the Oscar?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 24, 2015 3:10 PM |
Big Boy Pull Ups, with little a little running shoe pattern.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 24, 2015 3:14 PM |
1996 Boston Marathon.
Uta Pippig had her period.
And won.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 24, 2015 4:07 PM |
[quote] Never quit.
The fuck?
He finished in 21st place. I could see if he didn't stop and ended up in the top 5, but 21st place? Clean yourself up, pig. You're not worth shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 24, 2015 4:17 PM |
I could maybe understand for the true contenders for winning the Olympics or huge marathons (NYC, Boston, London, for example) where prize money, sponsorships, etc. are on the line.
But, for everyone else, just no.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 24, 2015 4:18 PM |
That's disgusting, R35, couldn't she plug it up? Double?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 24, 2015 4:21 PM |
I need to start going to these marathons!
I need some extra "stuffing"!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 24, 2015 4:32 PM |
The sky was so blue that day.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 24, 2015 4:44 PM |
[quote] But, for everyone else, just no.
In a HALF marathon, no less.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 24, 2015 4:48 PM |
I guess it,s better than shooting yourself while running a marathon. Or is it?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 24, 2015 4:49 PM |
Oh, he loved it. The shameless exhibitionism of it all.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 24, 2015 4:51 PM |
Micke, please join my support group.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 24, 2015 4:52 PM |
The marathon turned into an obstacle course for everyone behind him.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 24, 2015 6:01 PM |
Now I know why my dad used to hang out at the finish line.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 24, 2015 6:21 PM |
this is not a new photo...I saw it a few years ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 24, 2015 6:31 PM |
He came in 21st but who knows how he would have done if he didn't have the bowel movements? Without the distraction and discomfort he might have been in the top five or a winner.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 24, 2015 6:34 PM |
I thought this happened an awful lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 24, 2015 6:36 PM |
[quote]Cleaning himself up swiftly would have taken what, two minutes?? Crazy..
I'm not a marathon runner, but a few years ago when I had more time on my hand and was jogging 3-6 miles a day, I can assure you that the moment you stop to tie your shoe or take a pee break, it is much harder to get back on track, so to speak. You lose momentum and it becomes harder to keep pace. I think 'cause the moment you stop running your heart rate goes down and you begin cooling down.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 24, 2015 6:57 PM |
R50 - And that's a valid excuse to shit yourself in public and let it run down your leg while people stare and take pictures?
There really is something mentally wrong with runners. SERIOUSLY wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 24, 2015 7:05 PM |
Used to watch the Boston Marathon when I lived in Newton. One year it happened to some female runner and people ran along side her dousing her legs in water to help her out. A home owner came out and hosed the spot down, thank God.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 24, 2015 7:07 PM |
But how did he shit the front of his crotch?
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 24, 2015 7:11 PM |
There was doo-doo, FECES! on the WALLS!
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 24, 2015 7:14 PM |
Talk about having the runs.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 24, 2015 7:22 PM |
R35 That was Uta Pippig's 3rd consecutive Boston Marathon win. She had previously won in 1994 and 1995.
She also won NY in 1993 and Berlin in 1990, 1992, and 1995.
Chick was badass. Winning a full marathon every year and in one year (1995) winning two of them.
BTW: The blood wasn't her menstrual problems . After winning the race, she was diagnosed with inflammatory bowel disease. She'd also had diarrhea on that race.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 24, 2015 7:25 PM |
[quote] without the discteactionand discomfort he might have been in the top five or a winner.
Of a half marathon.
Where's the glory?
"if only I hadn't shit myself in public I might have been in the top 5 of so of e random-ass, half-marathon somewhere.i
If he was in the top 5 in the Boston, NY or London marathon, ok, maybe I could see continuing on. But he's in a half marathon and he keeps going? That's disgusting. Priorities, man. Clean that shit off you and go home.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 24, 2015 7:28 PM |
Robin Quivers on The Howard Stern Show recounted this happening to her while she ran along the sidewalk early one morning on vacation in LA. A horrified Latino groundskeeper lent her a hose to wash herself down. In the spirit of the show, she told all.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 24, 2015 7:33 PM |
Running is bad for you. It gives people all kinds of physical problems. Runners are obsessed with their own bodies, so they love to do things like shit themselves and "overcome" it.
Seriously, everyone I know who runs gets stress fractures, shin splints, plantar fasciitis, bunions, flat feet, stomach problems, knee problems, hip problems. They like to "work through it" while further injuring themselves.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 24, 2015 7:50 PM |
[quote]Paula Radcliffe shat herself live on tv.
The Paula Radcliffe diarrhoea incident for anyone who cares to watch. And she still won.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 24, 2015 8:22 PM |
[quote]So why not wear a Depends, [R29]? Surely a thin little diaper won't weigh you down THAT much.
It's not so much weighing you down that's the problem as so much that it's unsightly and everyone can tell you're wearing a diaper.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 24, 2015 8:24 PM |
Plus wearing a diaper is likely to chafe
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 24, 2015 8:44 PM |
Marathon runners have higher rates of cancer than any other group.
And most of the men develop heart disease, joint problems, lose all muscle tone, and experience social phobias.
It is about the worst athletic habit to have, and women who run in marathons really, really, mess up their bodies.
We are not meant to run 26 miles, non-stop.
The body breaks down at 16 miles and then goes into cell-deterioration, which is why runners get cancer.
I wish it were illegal.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 24, 2015 8:50 PM |
R66, do you want to back that claim up with a link to some evidence?
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 24, 2015 8:53 PM |
Hi R67,
I have googled in the past "marathon runners and cancer" and have found that someone did a study and found cancer markers in the broken-down tissues of runners.
It seems to be that all marathon runner have these markers, as their tissues are completely compromised and destroyed.
The same goes for any endurance athlete, including long-distance bicyclists.
Both groups have an overabundance of douchebag personalities so maybe they are just toxic people in general.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 24, 2015 9:03 PM |
There was a study back in the '80s that theorized running more than 15-20 miles a week could increase cancer rates. But all studies since then have disproved that. The only cancer that distance running increases is skin cancer, for obvious reasons.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 24, 2015 9:18 PM |
Jesus Christ, what in hell is wrong with these idiots?! That woman in r62's clip just stops to squat and piss on the street like a damned dog and THAT'S supposed to be excused because she's running some unimportant race? If crapping yourself is such a common thing, why isn't douching part of the pre-race routine? This really is vile.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 24, 2015 9:41 PM |
R67/R69,
look up Art De Vany online and read his opinions on running and cancer.
He's a real smart cookie and is against marathon running completely.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 24, 2015 9:43 PM |
R70 that's not pee, it's steaming hot liquid diarrhea.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 24, 2015 9:55 PM |
The latest research on marathon running has been in the past four years, and it surprised me in the evidence of brain damage from running just one marathon.
One marathon causes severe brain trauma! That shocked and appalled me, to say the least.
I knew about the kidney dysfunction but I was also surprised at the gall bladder injury.
Evidently many marathon runners die of brain cancer, or at least are becoming more common.
It's a terrible sport and takes up so much time and energy, but I assume that most marathon runners have OCD and other mental problems--that goes for all endurance athletes including bicyclists.
Moderation is the key.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 24, 2015 9:56 PM |
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 24, 2015 10:02 PM |
[quote]The only cancer that distance running increases is skin cancer, for obvious reasons.
What obvious reasons?
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 24, 2015 10:02 PM |
This isn't unusual, many runners shit and pee in their pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 24, 2015 10:05 PM |
Actually, melanoma is not related to sun exposure after all anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 24, 2015 10:06 PM |
[quote]So why not wear a Depends, [R29]? Surely a thin little diaper won't weigh you down THAT much.
No, they do weigh you down. Runners are known to use the restroom in their shorts, rather than wear a diaper.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 24, 2015 10:09 PM |
Haven't you noticed when people clear away from the runners as they pass by? Most smell pretty bad. I thought you guys knew that runners always soil themselves at races?
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 24, 2015 10:19 PM |
Professional runner's call it, runner's trots or the gingerbread man. All runner's are known to excuse themselves while they run without stopping.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 24, 2015 10:27 PM |
Runners are disgusting, filthy trolls.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 24, 2015 10:34 PM |
Lucky for me I've never once shat in my 41 years of life. I'm so saint-like that whenever my shit reaches the end of my intestines, a bunch of angels appear and magically carry my shit away to heaven. When I look closely, I can see my turds floating up into the sky on magical columns of pure, holy white light.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 24, 2015 10:40 PM |
When did shat become the past tense of shit? Or most of the people on DL illiterate?
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 24, 2015 10:54 PM |
[quote]Or most of the people on DL illiterate?
Well, R83, we can see one of them is.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 24, 2015 10:57 PM |
Why do you think they call it "the runs"?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 24, 2015 10:58 PM |
Marathon runners always look emaciated and sickly. Sprinters look like Greek gods in comparison.
High intensity, intermittent training is the way to go.
Runner vs. Sprinter, a comparison of physiques:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 24, 2015 11:04 PM |
That was disgusting, r87.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 25, 2015 2:05 AM |
This is why I always carry a nosegay.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 25, 2015 3:56 AM |
We thought that you were growing a tail, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 25, 2015 7:19 AM |
Marathon runners really turn I to crazy beasts. But people indulging grown adults as they shit themselves in public just feeds their delusion that they're achieving some massive glory.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 25, 2015 7:54 AM |
[quote] What was on his iPod?
That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 25, 2015 8:22 AM |
Back in 90 or 91 when playing UNLV in the Final Four, Bobby Hurley of Duke was hit with explosive diarrhea on the court. He sprinted like a scalded cat off the court and into the locker room before any of the evidence reached his leg. So don't tell me that a dedicated top level athlete in a major competition would ignore their own dignity and sense of shame because of the importance of his "mission." Runners are just weird. And as it has been said at least ten times, they look like shit too. It is quite difficult to tell a male distance runner in his mid forties on from someone suffering from cancer.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 25, 2015 8:36 AM |
Obviously, Bobby Hurley wasn't being a team player, R95. The right thing to do in that situation was to play on and not leave your team in the lurch. Maybe they would have won. Now all they can do is blame him for the loss.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 25, 2015 8:50 AM |
Hey when the tough gets going, sometimes your going to shit your pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 25, 2015 9:01 AM |
R96 Duke won the game and upset UNLV. Hurley came back in a new uniform.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 25, 2015 9:21 AM |
Shat IS the past tense of shit. Same way sat is the past tense of sit. It sounds cluttered and awkward to say "shitted."
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 25, 2015 9:56 AM |
That's not what my boss says, R100.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 25, 2015 10:10 AM |
It's ridiculous. Major marathons have port-a-johns every mile. Having said that, I know what it is to run and have a surprise urge to shit that came out of nowhere. There are also some people during races who smell like shit, but don't have any trace running down their leg. It's like they took a shit and didn't wipe.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 25, 2015 10:19 AM |
Who has time to wipe when there's a race afoot? The clock is ticking!
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 25, 2015 10:36 AM |
I think we need to differentiate between a runner and a marathoner. I run 4-6 miles six days a week. I would NEVER run a marathon. They're terrible for you.
Needless to say, I've never shat myself.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 25, 2015 10:53 AM |
So THAT'S why the runner in GTA V is portrayed as being so crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 25, 2015 11:05 AM |
Shit in my mouth, runner boy!
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 25, 2015 11:54 AM |
R104 is right - marathons take all sorts of unhealthy tolls on your body, and, yes, one of them is that you often have to poop out of nowhere.
Marathoners really are fucking crazy. There's a photo of the winner of the Boston Marathon a while back. She crossed the finish line with explosive diarrhea AND menstrual fluid running down her leg.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 25, 2015 7:10 PM |
Why don't they wear diapers?
I read a story about Uta Pippig. If she knew her period was due, why not wear a diaper? Why don't all of them? If it's so common, why don't organizers leave extra diapers in the port a potties? Is this too logical?
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 25, 2015 7:55 PM |
Just don't get any fecal matter in your bloody nipple wounds and you'll be alright.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 25, 2015 8:14 PM |
Then your boss has a poor command of the English language, R101. Just because someone's employer says something that doesn't automatically make it true.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 25, 2015 9:21 PM |
Don't cyclists frequently shit themselves as well?
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 25, 2015 9:28 PM |
Well if they wore a diaper and shit in it, the weight of the shitty diaper would drag their time down.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 25, 2015 9:30 PM |
R100, while "shat" may still be preferred British English for the past-tense form of "shit," in the USA it is usually thought to be an elegantism or self-conscious adaptation of an archaism.
The most commonly used and acceptable word to express the past tense of "shit" is "shit." "He shit in last year's marathon." "Shitted" is unnecessary.
And, in case anyone wonders, "acceptable" usually is understood to mean a word that is most familiar to listeners and least likely to cause confusion. For some, the point of language involves communicating, with at least some regard for the person or people being addressed. "Shat" may be the word that is wanted in some contexts. Of course, here at the DL, "shat" is more acceptable because we are funny, erudite, silly creatures. The DL, indeed, seems quite shatworthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 25, 2015 9:32 PM |
From some of those pictures, it looks like they filled their underwear instead of a diaper. The stuff running down their legs doesn't seem to be all of it. And then at least some of them kept trying to wipe their legs, so how is that not slowing their time?
So how is shit-filled underwear better than shit-filled diapers? At least with diapers it's not as likely it would be running down their legs as well.
I would really like to know what a runner thinks of this. Adult diapers today are very absorbent. Underwear are not. Since they apparently have no shame, diapers should be okay.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 25, 2015 10:58 PM |
I'm shocked the webmaster didn't delete this thread and revoke the membership of OP - for whatever reason there used to (for years and years) an unwritten ban on anything that had to do with poop and the WM would go apeshit on anyone who violated it (however unknowingly) -
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 25, 2015 11:01 PM |
And now he's the spokesperson for the Bellagio!
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 25, 2015 11:02 PM |
I enjoy "shat". It's hilarious.
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 25, 2015 11:03 PM |
[quote] I'm shocked the webmaster didn't delete this thread and revoke the membership of OP - for whatever reason there used to (for years and years) an unwritten ban on anything that had to do with poop and the WM would go apeshit on anyone who violated it
Same with Obama. If someone insulted Obama, that thread went kaput. Now we have tards spamming the board with threads calling Obama juvenile names.
I think there is no webmaster anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 25, 2015 11:25 PM |
Looking on the bright side, better a river of diarrhea than a two pound turd bouncing around in the back of his drawers, slowing him down like a brick.
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 25, 2015 11:26 PM |
ENOUGH with the deleted thread claims! They are not deleted, people are just being lazy and claiming that threads have been deleted. GOOGLE it for Christ's sake.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 25, 2015 11:32 PM |
Shut your fucking mouth, R121. We're talking about past datalounge events, not current ones.
Go google yourself.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 25, 2015 11:36 PM |
R108, you realize some women have random menstrual cycles, so they can't predict when they get their periods? Especially extreme athletes who probably stop getting their periods, so who knows when it will occur.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 25, 2015 11:47 PM |
Hey, maybe it feels good.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 25, 2015 11:50 PM |
I hate that this story will be held up by some people as some shining example of working hard and never giving up. There's no pride in humiliating yourself and ignoring your biological needs just to achieve some arbitrary, meaningless goal. If you were running from a bear or saving a baby from a burning building and you kept going even after you'd pooped your pants, I'd cheer for you. But to do it just to win a recreational footrace is just foolish.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 26, 2015 12:02 AM |
Agreed, R125. There's nothing brave about this. This is mentally ill behavior. Not to mention he's also the ugliest guy I've ever seen in my life. So much for running making you look fit and healthy, he looks like the diseased, sunken cheeked corpse of Mike White.
Marathon runners are FUCKED UP PEOPLE. Only their kind could spin 'shitting yourself in public' into something 'noble' to feed into their superior complex. This guy actually sounds smug about the whole thing. What a pig.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 26, 2015 12:17 AM |
I once watched Grete Waitz veer off the route of The NYC Marathon, stop and shove tissues up her ass to block shit from running down her leg. She won that day.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 26, 2015 12:21 AM |
Crotch sweat, dripping feces and smegma. Yep, typical European.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 26, 2015 12:25 AM |
Maybe they should consider a marathon in which the runners TRY to shit and menstruate themselves. Start the course on full stomachs.
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 26, 2015 12:29 AM |
So gross and so funny, R129.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 26, 2015 12:30 AM |
The awful thing is that I could totally see TLC doing that kind of show, r129.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 26, 2015 12:34 AM |
LOL me too! And I'm sure it would be a huge flyover hit.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 26, 2015 12:36 AM |
Some of these runners are twats.
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 26, 2015 1:36 AM |
I don't understand why so many people want to do it. It just seems like masochism. Do they do it just to feel good about themselves or like they've achieved something? I have an old friend who runs, I think he's done 2 marathons now, and seems to think nothing of running 12 miles or whatever while training. He's self-proclaimed geek (his main interests are films and Doctor Who) and tends to be quite obsessive about things but very positive and enthusiastic. He's told me as a child he was hyperactive and had a stammer.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 26, 2015 2:09 AM |
There is a high involved, R34.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 26, 2015 2:11 AM |
R135 Were you replying to me?
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 26, 2015 2:14 AM |
[quote]I once watched Grete Waitz veer off the route of The NYC Marathon, stop and shove tissues up her ass to block shit from running down her leg. She won that day.
omg.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 26, 2015 2:16 AM |
Actually, R134, yes. Whoops
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 26, 2015 2:18 AM |
[quote]Looking on the bright side, better a river of diarrhea than a two pound turd bouncing around in the back of his drawers, slowing him down like a brick.
Ugh, that's nasty.
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | January 26, 2015 2:20 AM |
R125 Nowadays there seems to be this culture of celebrating impressive yet rather unnecessary feats. Like the film 127 Hours, at the end of the day he was a bit of a fool and it was entirely his own fault he got into that predicament. Oh, but he lives for his sport, he's so hardcore and we should all be inspired by him.
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | January 26, 2015 2:21 AM |
I'd rather be a marathon runner than a drug addict, compulsive eater or alcoholic. Maybe it's the same thing that drives a lot of behavior.
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | January 26, 2015 2:23 AM |
Speaking of shit did anyone else know the Risk's Kevin Alison is a meth user that likes young Asian guys to shit on him?
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | January 26, 2015 2:51 AM |
R140 and the thousands of people who "climb" Mt Everest on the backs of paid Sherpas
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | January 26, 2015 2:54 AM |
You're right, R140. People also have become fond of exalting themselves just for doing everyday things, like going to work every day or caring for their families. To hear some folks talk about how they feed & clothe their children, you'd think they discovered the polio vaccine or something.
We went way overboard in promoting self-esteem since the 70s. Wish we could get some enthusiasm going for having esteem for others.
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | January 26, 2015 3:02 AM |
[quote]I would really like to know what a runner thinks of this. Adult diapers today are very absorbent. Underwear are not. Since they apparently have no shame, diapers should be okay.
Because it's aesthetics. Wearing bulky diapers is unsightly. No one wants people to know you're wearing a diaper. Could you imagine the finger-pointing and how made fun of you would be to be known as the diaper wearer?
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 26, 2015 3:04 AM |
Their legs were so brown that day.
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 26, 2015 3:08 AM |
To his credit, he probably had some dry runs before the actual race.
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 26, 2015 3:25 AM |
Exactly r145. Parents are obligated to take care of their kids. Nowadays people want a medal for it. Do I get a medal for paying my mortgage?
I don't care that every marathoner and triathlete I've met is disturbed - I care that they assume that the rest of us care about their fitness minutae bullshit. We don't, we really don't.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | January 26, 2015 4:30 AM |
I volunteered at the Hawaii Ironman in 2000 and this shorts-shitting phenomenon was expected btw.
| by Anonymous | reply 150 | January 26, 2015 4:32 AM |
R146, that makes no sense. You don't want anyone to know you wear a diaper, but you do want them to know that shit is running down your legs because..."it's more cool"? Um, no.
| by Anonymous | reply 151 | January 26, 2015 5:03 AM |
But isn't shitting and pissing in public illegal?
Accidents ok.
But these are not accidents. These are people who are too self involved to worry about defecating and urinating in public. Shouldn't they be ticketed? I'm serious.
The fact that we as a society encourage this mentally disturbed exhibition of narcissism with over compensating asshole marathons just shows us how fucked up we all are.
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | January 26, 2015 5:04 AM |
It's entirely possible that tests of endurance like marathons weren't meant to be spectator sports.
That's obvious given the fact that we have such delicate flowers as R152 who want to legislate against what the human body does under extreme duress.
| by Anonymous | reply 153 | January 26, 2015 5:09 AM |
r152 = revenge of the fatty.
| by Anonymous | reply 154 | January 26, 2015 5:13 AM |
R92 I posted that when it first went viral on the web a few years back and I got my $18 membership cancelled/revoked and banned from the site. Have the rules changed, webmaster? Would you please write the rules down so we're not all guessing?
| by Anonymous | reply 155 | January 26, 2015 7:33 AM |
At least I shit valuable ores out of my golden asshole. So anytime I randomly shit in public (like on the salad bar at Burger King) society wins.
| by Anonymous | reply 156 | January 26, 2015 9:07 AM |
I don't understand why the winners are greeted as heroes. And then there were those two guys who recently climbed up the rock-face of that mountain in California. BFD! They were all over the media for days. They got tons of praise for just doing something stupid.
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | January 26, 2015 7:22 PM |
There are many ways of experiencing extreme duress without the need to show the world what a damaged individual you are by the pointless exhibition of harming your body and shitting in public.
Why you feel people need to put their body under extreme duress unless it happens in a tragic accident or you're in the navy seals is something only God can explain. But He as well is probably baffled.
Have you ever realized that marathoners achieve nothing but smug self satisfaction(I ran in the New York Marathon! Really, like who gives a flying fuck?) on the 26 mile road to fucking up their bodies?
| by Anonymous | reply 158 | January 26, 2015 8:20 PM |
They don't want to wear a diaper because if they do, the shit gets absorbed by the diaper and weighs them down. If they shit without a diaper, it runs down their leg onto the ground and doesn't weigh them down.
How hard is that to understand? Yes, it's filthy, but the rationale behind it is pretty clear.
Shit in diaper = running with a heavy diaper that's absorbed liquid diarrhea
Shit without diaper = shit runs down leg and doesn't weigh you down.
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | January 26, 2015 8:25 PM |
Marathons are hard on the body and this can happen.
The guy writing the commentary at OP's point is being funny, but it's true. You have to move on when things happen.
Too much of the internet is about bullying and humiliation.
| by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 26, 2015 8:42 PM |
I hate most runners. I find them obnoxious, self adoring, self centered assholes.
Where I live, there are mounds of snow on each side of the streets and roads everywhere right now, yet the mutherfucking runners, with their "LOOK!! LOOK AT ME! I RUN!!!" insist on running in the streets when the rest of society is driving, navigating both traffic and the risky roadways, only to have to be further troubled by these cunt faced turds.
Running is awesome, I run myself, though not marathons. But these assholes with their neurosis issues who insist on making a nuisance of themselves with (literal) shit like this guy and the ones who are constantly having sidewalks and parks and streets closed for their little races deserve to be mowed down by a blind grand paw with anger issues driving a tank.
| by Anonymous | reply 161 | January 26, 2015 8:48 PM |
R161, how about our local doggie run that's used for bike races (?!) so the fuck-faces feel the need to practice at it day and night while little doggies are trying to run around and enjoy a little bit of life. They actually yell at you if your dog chases them. I feel like sticking a branch between the spokes of their wheels :(
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | January 27, 2015 2:24 AM |
It's the Cult of the Individual....as long as its shared by millions of other exactly the same sheep....
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | January 27, 2015 2:37 AM |
[quote]They don't want to wear a diaper because if they do, the shit gets absorbed by the diaper and weighs them down. If they shit without a diaper, it runs down their leg onto the ground and doesn't weigh them down. How hard is that to understand? Yes, it's filthy, but the rationale behind it is pretty clear.
But what if it gets on their shoes? Running shoes are expensive and it's not like you can just throw them in the washing machine without ruining them. If I got shit all over my $200 shoes, I would have to throw them away because no amount of wiping would make me feel comfortable to wear them again.
And what about the ride home? Do they get in their car with shit running down their legs? I would be lying down plastic all over my car seat. Worse is if they take a taxi or subway.
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | January 27, 2015 12:14 PM |
I once worked in a company where every second person was a marathon runner. It was the worst experience of my life. It's like a cult and I'm glad I escaped.
| by Anonymous | reply 166 | January 27, 2015 12:37 PM |
Did they shit all over their cubicles, R166?
| by Anonymous | reply 167 | January 27, 2015 12:41 PM |
R167, yes but their shit don't stink so you can't smell it.
| by Anonymous | reply 168 | January 27, 2015 12:49 PM |
Dammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have had the butterfish last night!
| by Anonymous | reply 169 | January 27, 2015 9:16 PM |
Funny how gamblers in Vegas ALLEGEDLY shit and piss where they're playing because they don't want to miss hitting the jackpot are called idiots. But runners are glorified for "not giving up." Isn't it the same thing?
| by Anonymous | reply 170 | January 27, 2015 9:42 PM |
R170 People do that in casinos? I would have thought they'd get thrown out.
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | January 27, 2015 9:49 PM |
R171, they wear diapers.
That way, they don't have to get up from their seat and miss out on their imminent big win!
Iirc, an episode of CSI involved a fire in a casino, and some people had refused to evacuate and were killed [don't remember if by smoke or flames] while still sitting at their machine.
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | January 27, 2015 9:59 PM |
Thanks, Datalounge! Now I know what to do when I get the urge to shit in public and don't want to get arrested for it!
[R152]Rocks!
| by Anonymous | reply 173 | January 27, 2015 10:35 PM |
You gotta go through the brown to get to the gold
| by Anonymous | reply 174 | January 28, 2015 12:21 AM |
[quote] If I got shit all over my $200 shoes...
Your lost me.
| by Anonymous | reply 175 | January 28, 2015 12:41 AM |
[quote]If I got shit all over my $200 shoes
R165 = D-R, the OP of the infamous thread about "brown poop water" at the Bellagio
| by Anonymous | reply 176 | January 28, 2015 7:57 AM |
D-R's problems would have been solved if she'd only worn a diaper at the Bellagio.
That thread was fucking hilarious.
| by Anonymous | reply 177 | January 28, 2015 8:12 AM |
Texas schoolchildren ordered to drop pants for poop inspection
Travis Gettys, 29 Jan 2015 at 12:24 ET
School officials in central Texas rounded up about two-dozen elementary students Monday and ordered them to pull down their pants for a poop inspection.
Officials said they had been finding feces on the gym floor at Gustine Elementary School, so they examined the students’ underpants to find the culprit, reported First Coast News.
Boys were taken into one room and girls into another, where they were told to pull down their pants for inspection.
“I said I didn’t want to, but I was told I had to because all the kids had to,” said 11-year-old Eliza Medina, who said she felt uncomfortable during the inspection. “I felt like it violated my privacy.”
Her mother said she was furious.
“If you can’t do your job or you don’t know what you’re doing, you need to be fired,” said Maria Medina. “You shouldn’t be here.”
The school superintendent admitted that the investigation went too far, although he said children were told to lower their pants just a little.
But Eliza Medina said they were told to pull down their pants to their buttocks.
The superintendent said disciplinary action against school officials could be possible after he investigates the incident, and parents planned to demand accountability at a school board meeting planned for Thursday night.
It’s not clear whether the investigation had yielded a suspect.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 178 | January 29, 2015 6:16 PM |
when your in the hall. and you feel something fall. diarrhea diarrhea. when your on the lake and your out of cake. diarrhea. diarrhea. sayit in a singing manner an it will stay in ur brain forever
| by Anonymous | reply 179 | January 29, 2015 7:51 PM |
Kyle will be the next housewife to get divorced
| by Anonymous | reply 180 | January 30, 2015 2:39 AM |
Mostly because of Kyle's diarrhea
| by Anonymous | reply 181 | January 30, 2015 2:45 AM |
marathon runners are a very special breed...
| by Anonymous | reply 182 | January 30, 2015 6:20 PM |
you can find lots of enteresting things about a person by looking at there diarrama, like if they eat Corn. which means they are farmer runners
| by Anonymous | reply 183 | January 30, 2015 6:32 PM |
repeat multiple times out loud very fast. "sun shine city".
corn can remain undigested for four times from mouth to rectum
| by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 13, 2015 6:17 PM |
I thought that eating corn meant that you were a legendary star of Broadway musicals.
| by Anonymous | reply 186 | February 18, 2015 11:05 AM |
It was Shitty Little Ran!
| by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 3, 2016 12:26 AM |
I shit myself reading this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 3, 2016 12:34 AM |
I am so happy for these people. They bring me countless hours of joy and amusement with their retarded antics. Yeah lets shit myself for a marathon in the age of smart phones so the world remembers me like this! Yeah let me crawl to the finish line and look like a complete nutcase drooling like an animal. So admirable and forever recorded in the internet.
| by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 3, 2016 12:36 AM |
People shouldn't be ashamed of their natural body functions. I'm not saying revel in them, but shame would be inappropriate.
| by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 3, 2016 12:42 AM |
R 92 But there are people who don't care who is around and will take a shit right in front of you. I once saw a guy getting topped in a Jacuzzi and he took an accidental crap with other people in it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 3, 2016 12:45 AM |
Because finishing a race is much more important than maintaining a shred of dignity.
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 3, 2016 12:46 AM |
Marathon Runners = Mentally Ill
| by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 3, 2016 12:48 AM |
I watched the Iron Man one year and well.. the disgusting view of the finish line.
| by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 3, 2016 12:50 AM |
I googled "Marathon Diarrhea Photos."
Good lord!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 3, 2016 12:53 AM |
The point is, NOBODY IS GOING TO CARE ABOUT YOU FINISHING THE RACE, the only thing they will remember about you is that you SHIT YOURSELF while running a marathon. That is how the majority of humans work. They wont remember the small positive thing he was attempting to do.
| by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 3, 2016 12:57 AM |
It was that goddamned oily salmon that I ate the night before!!!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 3, 2016 12:58 AM |
There is an actual name for shitting yourself during a marathon.
It's called the GINGERBREAD MAN!!!!
rofl!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 3, 2016 1:00 AM |
This is hilarious. But you see the stains on their legs. But who does this to themselves.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 3, 2016 1:02 AM |
A lot of those kinky Swedes probably would have rimmed him or ate his shit in the street. Then again some Swedish girls and guys have some taste. That's why they are fucking Italians with squeaky clean holes on their holidays.
| by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 3, 2016 1:03 AM |
Marathons and Triathalons.
WTF??
Who ever thought that these were good ideas? They make absolutely no sense.
| by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 3, 2016 1:05 AM |
I don't know what to think about R199's video!?!?!?
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 3, 2016 1:23 AM |
If he took a probiotic his poopie would have a better consistency.
| by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 3, 2016 1:30 AM |
That's perfect R198, I still can't catch my breath...ha ha ha.
I wonder tho', if it isn't all that carb loading and erm..shit. Doesn't the body store fluids when insulin levels are high? And release all the fluids when insulin drops? I know that if I go against my better judgement and have a sweet before bedtime, I'll be up by 4AM, bursting to go. Never happens if I avoid sugar/starch before retiring.
Anyway..'Gingerbread Man'. and the Bristol stool scale.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 3, 2016 1:35 AM |
I would run into the woods if it happened to me....I am a quitter.
| by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 3, 2016 1:53 AM |
When I felt I was havin' a baby, I got on a plane and headed home to Alaska- and crossed my legs!
| by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 3, 2016 3:22 AM |
DL needs gold stars for threads like these. Or perhaps a gold toilet?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 3, 2016 3:50 AM |
[quote]Marathons and Triathalons. WTF?? Who ever thought that these were good ideas?
I blame the Persians for their dumb landing location.
| by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 3, 2016 4:04 AM |
Gott in Himmel. Can't these people wear a slimline Depends? Can't Depends make a slimline Depends? How can they keep running with that shit sloshing around in their shoes? How can the runners in back of them avoid being splattered from the blowback from that guy's shorts flapping that shit around? I am appalled I tell you appalled.
| by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 3, 2016 4:25 AM |
Forget marathons, half-marathons, 10Ks, etc.
I'll shit myself running to catch the bus a block from my apartment.
| by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 3, 2016 4:26 AM |
So then everyone running behind these people has to worry about slipping on their diarrhea and breaking a leg.
| by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 3, 2016 4:35 AM |
Yuck. So did someone hose him off? Must have been embarrassing. Next time put a Pepto in your pocket, dude.
| by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 20, 2021 5:33 AM |
Not the same thing, but I recall in I think ‘94, Tanja Szcewcenko skating a show program in Worlds (I think) to the song from Dirty Dancing that i wrongly thought was the Pointer Sisters...her Tampon came out & was hanging out of her skating undies by the end of the routine, & she had to skate another right after. She turned her back to the camera & adjusted herself, you could still tell it was there but it wasn’t hanging out. I felt so sorry for, she was so beautiful & a very elegant skater.
| by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 20, 2021 8:34 AM |
Who the fuck moderates this fucking site? 30+ scat threads in something like five minutes is fucking ridiculous.
| by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 13, 2021 6:03 AM |
