Ursula from Little Mermaid on a night out

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reply 76

August 29, 2022 4:20 PM

Oh, thanks, I’ve been looking for that handkerchief.

by Anonymous

reply 1

August 29, 2022 12:36 PM

How many black garbage bags did they have to tape together?

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reply 2

August 29, 2022 12:38 PM

Bravo. Great troll of everyone.

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reply 4

August 29, 2022 12:39 PM

Black truly is slimming. She looks like she lost enough weight to qualify as morbidly obese.

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reply 5

August 29, 2022 12:41 PM

Made out of one of Cher's old wigs.

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reply 6

August 29, 2022 12:42 PM

The Wutang Clan is hiding beneath those folds.

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reply 7

August 29, 2022 12:43 PM

Can we just bring Joan Rivers back for one day. Can you imagine what she would have to say?

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reply 8

August 29, 2022 12:44 PM

Fashionating Rhythm Method

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reply 10

August 29, 2022 12:48 PM

The MTV Awards cachet is gone, may as well throw on a bedspread

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reply 12

August 29, 2022 12:55 PM

Arriving at the Prudential Center:

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reply 13

August 29, 2022 12:56 PM

Like two pigs fighting under a blanket.

While this giant trash bag will get her a lot of attention, why is MTV (who really doesn't show music videos anymore) giving out these awards?

These award shows are really over.

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reply 14

August 29, 2022 12:56 PM

Did she say "I want to look like the taffeta cover for a full of toilet paper in a fancy bathroom??!!?" Done!

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reply 16

August 29, 2022 1:05 PM

It looks like a giant oil slick or goo came to life like in some B horror movie and will consume everything in its path.

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reply 18

August 29, 2022 1:08 PM

Is Andre Leon Talley in there? Way to gate crash Andy!

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reply 19

August 29, 2022 1:12 PM

Looks like a bunch of those magic snake fireworks. Bet it smells sulfuric, too.

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reply 20

August 29, 2022 1:16 PM

Love the concept, hate the way it drapes.

If they managed to get it to flow like a strapless dress I'd love it.

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reply 21

August 29, 2022 1:18 PM

It should have stopped above the knee.

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reply 22

August 29, 2022 1:19 PM

The VMAs? Is it still 2002 or something?

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reply 23

August 29, 2022 1:28 PM

It's a good thing Biden's prez. Trump would be accusing her of smuggling illegals.

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reply 24

August 29, 2022 1:32 PM

Miss Jello, The Cookie Carnival 1935.

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reply 25

August 29, 2022 1:38 PM

I like the concept but like r21 says, it doesn't drape properly. As it is, it's an art piece, not a red carpet gown.

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reply 29

August 29, 2022 1:55 PM

Bitch stole Ursula the sea witches look.

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reply 30

August 29, 2022 1:56 PM

Apparently R27 does not know that Alice Roosevelt, famous for saying precisely the opposite, is the patron saint of the DL.

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reply 32

August 29, 2022 1:56 PM

[quote] Love the concept, hate the way it drapes.

Cue some blogger pushing glasses up their nose and typing a profound Tweet about how the dress 'takes up space' in a radical affirmative way.

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reply 34

August 29, 2022 2:05 PM

The green lipstick and oil-slicked hair make her look ill and washed-out, though.

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reply 36

August 29, 2022 2:11 PM

The Blob then consumed its final victim. She got stuck three quarters in and the ameboid horror choked to death.

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reply 37

August 29, 2022 2:13 PM

I wondered who ALT left his wardrobe to.

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reply 38

August 29, 2022 2:20 PM

We’re talking about her… and that was the only goal, not looking good just being talked about.

by Anonymous

reply 39

August 29, 2022 2:23 PM

Why are newspapers and magazines all pretending that ugly is beautiful now? Did they all receive a memo we're unaware of?

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reply 40

August 29, 2022 2:23 PM

Missy Elliott did it better.

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reply 42

August 29, 2022 2:27 PM

Ursula from the Little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️

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reply 43

August 29, 2022 2:27 PM

Just when you think you’ve seen it all. It looks like a volcano erupting a naked fat woman.

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reply 44

August 29, 2022 2:29 PM

R40 same reason we have to pretend that some men are women and vice versa. Cancellation inevitable otherwise. Sign of the times.

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reply 45

August 29, 2022 2:30 PM

Didn't Billy Porter already wear this?

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reply 46

August 29, 2022 2:34 PM

I think Beanie was in there too!

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reply 47

August 29, 2022 2:37 PM

What you do for attention when you have no talent!

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reply 48

August 29, 2022 2:37 PM

She must have taken up 3 seats

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reply 50

August 29, 2022 2:38 PM

I like Lizzo and I like the dress.

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reply 51

August 29, 2022 2:41 PM

I don’t understand why this woman won’t lose weight?

WTF is going on with people who have all the resources available to them, yet choose to carry the weight of another full grown adult on their frame????

Absolute insanity!

Oh, and the dress is hideous. It looks like a black mass on a lung cancer screening.

by Anonymous

reply 52

August 29, 2022 2:42 PM

[quote]Like two pigs fighting under a blanket.

R14 Just the two? Looks more like a herd to me

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reply 53

August 29, 2022 2:45 PM

Just imagine how many snack purses you could hide under there.

by Anonymous

reply 54

August 29, 2022 2:47 PM

The steadily expanding universe.

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reply 56

August 29, 2022 3:05 PM

Watch this and you'll see it is so apropos for this situation.

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reply 57

August 29, 2022 3:05 PM

Someone went shopping at Georgia Tent & Awning.

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reply 58

August 29, 2022 3:07 PM

What a horrible role model for young people.

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reply 59

August 29, 2022 3:09 PM

My first thought is thank God she's actually covered up most of that lard for once with all the discarded cocktail napkins from the pre party. There's no telling how many revelers she's concealing in there while they sleep it off.

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reply 60

August 29, 2022 3:14 PM

Looks like she stole the attention seeking award off Lil Nas X.

by Anonymous

reply 61

August 29, 2022 3:16 PM

R13 is joking, but it actually would’ve been subversively brilliant if she arrived descending from the back of a garbage truck.

by Anonymous

reply 63

August 29, 2022 3:21 PM

Needed a few garbage bags on top to truly make her look better.

by Anonymous

reply 64

August 29, 2022 3:21 PM

It looks like a giant homage to Cousin It.

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reply 65

August 29, 2022 3:41 PM

Her inner thoughts must be wild

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reply 66

August 29, 2022 3:43 PM

She looks like an over decorated buffet table.

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reply 67

August 29, 2022 3:44 PM

That picture Kate spade had above her fireplace that drove her to suicide was Lizzo’s undercarriage.

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reply 68

August 29, 2022 3:44 PM

She's not just draped in that black material, she's surrounded by it, like an island in a conceptual art piece by Christo.

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reply 69

August 29, 2022 3:47 PM

R17 it’s Glenn Martens for Gaultier. It’s very chic imho. Nobody on DL has a clue about fashion.

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reply 70

August 29, 2022 3:48 PM

Too many unfunny fraus on this thread.

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reply 71

August 29, 2022 3:48 PM

I don’t hate the hair, makeup, and earrings.

by Anonymous

reply 72

August 29, 2022 3:54 PM

Well, at least she finally found something flattering to wear.

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reply 73

August 29, 2022 3:57 PM

Libido, inferiority complex, stinko, blotto, free love, bathtub gin, monkey glands, Karl Marx…

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reply 74

August 29, 2022 4:02 PM

The comparisons with Ursula are uncalled for. Ursula wouldn't be seen dead in something so ill-fitting.

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reply 75

August 29, 2022 4:07 PM