I'm the black and white photo of JFK hanging on the mantelpiece.

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June 27, 2020 10:03 PM

Im an invisible gravy dripping on the rag rug on the black linoleum kitchen floor.

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September 15, 2015 6:37 PM

I am John Boy, home for turkey and for Janet, because I was able to tape my commentary on the JFK assassination before air time.

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September 15, 2015 6:41 PM

I'm the Phil Spector Christmas album that will go unplayed -- unbought, for the most part -- until Christmas, 1964, because I was released November 22, 1963.

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September 15, 2015 6:43 PM

I’m a copy of Life magazine.

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June 27, 2020 9:40 PM

Jack and Joan were pals. She took it hard.

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June 27, 2020 9:44 PM

I'm the baby JFk shook to death.

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June 27, 2020 9:47 PM

I'm LBJ. I took the IRT down to 4th Street U.S.A.

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June 27, 2020 9:48 PM

I’m the naturally-sized turkey.

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June 27, 2020 9:51 PM

I’m cousin Emily, born 11/22/63.

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June 27, 2020 9:52 PM

I'm Jackie, wondering if I can bleach blood and brain matter out of my nice new Schiaparelli.

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June 27, 2020 9:53 PM

Have you heard about this singing group in England with the long hair?

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June 27, 2020 9:54 PM

I'm every adult in the house smoking cigarettes before dinner.

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June 27, 2020 9:54 PM

What’s the stain, r4? Surely not mildew as you’re brand spanking new, right? Right?

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June 27, 2020 10:03 PM