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I'm the hideous and unreadable format.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 14, 2022 11:26 PM |
I'm an whiny cunt on the JustNoMIL subreddit.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 4, 2022 5:36 AM |
I'm the upvotes and downvotes.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 4, 2022 5:38 AM |
I'm a 19-year-old with a Japanese anime avatar scolding you on why you are wrong and how you need to be better.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 4, 2022 5:41 AM |
I’m the stupid tranny moderator that permanently bans you for having a dissenting opinion.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 4, 2022 5:46 AM |
I'm the obsession with newborn babies appearing to be fathered by someone other than the mother's husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 4, 2022 5:46 AM |
I'm a thread will be copied on Datalounge a year later.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 4, 2022 5:54 AM |
I'm the copying that Reddit does of Datalounge ten or more years later; like taking credit for the term 'Karen' when 'frau' was invented here over a decade earlier...
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 4, 2022 5:58 AM |
I'm the troll who report posters to Reddit Care for being suicidal just because I don't agree with their posts.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 4, 2022 6:11 AM |
I'm the so-called Zillennials who make up a new and boring majority.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 4, 2022 6:16 AM |
I'm a power-hungry Reddit moderator.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 4, 2022 6:18 AM |
[quote] I'm the so-called Zillennials
They are THE WORST.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 4, 2022 6:43 AM |
I'm the video that plays for the first 4 seconds, then stops for 11 minutes.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 4, 2022 6:47 AM |
I'm the amateur cock shots.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 4, 2022 7:26 AM |
I’m the downvote brigades!
…and also, porn. I’m lots of porn.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 4, 2022 7:27 AM |
I'm the hivemind that isn't organic but is manipulated by tranny pedophiles.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 4, 2022 7:28 AM |
I’m the obligatory “^this is the way." post.
I'm in every thread in every subreddit. Boring-ass Redditors try to get 'original' with me and tack on a "my dude" or "right here" at the end, but it's the same fucking thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 4, 2022 7:37 AM |
I'm 90% of the threads. I'm closed.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 4, 2022 7:39 AM |
I am the complete and utter lack of humor, nuance, and historical context.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 4, 2022 7:40 AM |
I'm the terrible native ads that look like posts.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 4, 2022 7:41 AM |
I'm the unrelated inside joke or meme you don't get that will dominate the thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 4, 2022 8:05 AM |
I'm the Happy Cakeday phrase. 🎂
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 4, 2022 8:22 AM |
I'm the EG who can't figure out WTF it is. Too complicated for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 4, 2022 8:28 AM |
I'm the Herman Cain Award!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 4, 2022 8:47 AM |
I'm the livestream of an earnest, chubby, middle aged dude playing the guitar at 2:00 a.m. There were eight people watching an hour ago; now it's down to three.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 4, 2022 8:59 AM |
I’m “I’ll just leave this here.”
I like start shit but keep the plausible deniability that I was just simply leaving this here. It's my way of being a total asshole while at the same time denying that was my intention to myself and to others. Don't get mad at me, all I did was leave this right here. I don't like the negativity you're directing at me. It's threatening and triggering.
Good vibes only!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 6, 2022 9:15 PM |
I'm the unfunny off topic joke written by a typically ADHD spaz redditor. I am the first and most highly upvoted comment. I am followed by another 1000 equally off topic and unfunny riffs on that same stupid joke. Comments that actually relate to the story or subject matter are buried.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 6, 2022 9:25 PM |
I am the trashy and vulgar problems of the average redditor. Do you know that I've been falsely accused of rape twice? And this was after I finally beat my oxy addiction. Also my wife is a whore and gave birth to my cousins baby....
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 6, 2022 9:27 PM |
I'm the smelly neckbeards in the pro wrestling subreddit.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 6, 2022 9:29 PM |
[quote]I am followed by another 1000 equally off topic and unfunny riffs on that same stupid joke.
Oh, just like Datalounge and:
earrings, caftans
viciously slapping
the poors
Jealous, bitches?
some shit about some queen's "no no"
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 6, 2022 9:34 PM |
I'm the control freak moderator who will delete the most innocuous and uncontroversial posts for some random fabricated reason. My pathetic little power trips make me orgasmic!
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 6, 2022 9:43 PM |
I’m the nasty whore from South America who follows a gay man and proceeds to send messages saying that she is horny and wants him to lick her pussy. Of course she adds links to her only fans.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 6, 2022 9:43 PM |
I'm "Get help. Seriously." I come out when someone says anything counter to my poster's extremely narrow worldview.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 6, 2022 9:47 PM |
And they can't articulate a comeback so you get a "Get help, seriously." or a long line of either 100% sanctimonious bullshit followed by a "but that's just me."
Alternatively, they say something that anyone not a complete sociopath would agree with and follow THAT up with a "but that's just me." as well. There was a good example of that in the thread about the woman who pushed the old NYC vocal coach who later died. Watch out for those ones!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 6, 2022 9:53 PM |
I'm u/maxwellhill, better known as Ghislaine Maxwell. What was a globetrotting socialite millionaire doing obsessively posting and moderating on Reddit? The mind boggles!
I also had most of my karma from private, now deleted, subs. What was I doing?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 6, 2022 10:01 PM |
I’m the moderator, and this is the LAST time I will remind you not to snark on minor children or criticize someone’s appearance. I have stated my boundaries!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 6, 2022 10:03 PM |
R38 if that was her she was quite prolific. How bizarre.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 6, 2022 10:04 PM |
R40 Stopped posting the day she was arrested.
Everyone forgets that her father owned a software company, Mirrorsoft. One of her sisters founded Magellan Software, another served as the CEO of Commtouch Inc.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 6, 2022 10:11 PM |
I'm the threads that used to be filled with interesting amateur dudes sharing cock shots, but are now chock a block full of OnlyFans and Chaturbate whores of any and every gender, for every orientation.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 6, 2022 10:14 PM |
I'm NextDoor, and I make Reddit look like heaven on earth!
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 6, 2022 10:14 PM |
I'm the DL subreddit which has been totally monopolized by one person for years.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 6, 2022 10:15 PM |
[quote] I'm a thread will be copied on Datalounge a year later.
I've recently seen a dozen posts from Reddit that ended up on DL within 3 days.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 6, 2022 10:37 PM |
I'm the idiots who start their posts with "The title says it all". There's no need to state this. Can you write anything more redundant???
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 6, 2022 10:40 PM |
R45 There are lots of busy bees cross-pollinating.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 6, 2022 10:40 PM |
Some might copy Reddit's questions but Dataloungers are more interesting and far less tender to the touch than Redditors. The self-editing that one must go through to post on Reddit-- it's like a social media version of Operation, the old game where when you would get shocked for the slightest wrong move in any given direction.
FUCK THAT.
They really are humorless, this generation.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 6, 2022 11:41 PM |
I am the posters that say after every fight video "He fucked around and found out." My cousins will be the posters that then proceed to say how that person could be seriously injured by the punch. My nephews will then post about being in a fight and how they beat the shit out of the other guy by being smarter. My Uncle will then insert in the thread "Ma'am this is a Wendy's."
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 7, 2022 12:29 AM |
I’m the glitch that sends you email notices of what’s being typed about on Reddit even though you have no account there now and haven’t for years.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 7, 2022 12:46 AM |
R16: You stole my thunder. Reddit is treasure trove of porn.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 7, 2022 4:14 AM |
I'm the following stock comments present on every thread or subreddit or whatever they call that shit:
"Sir/ma'am, this is a Wendy's."
"I see what you did there."
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 7, 2022 4:39 AM |
I'm the repost that's been reposted over and over by some asshole with an account containing 400,000 karma points.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 7, 2022 5:31 AM |
I'm the carefully thought out paragraph of good advice to an OP who needs it, but gets zero upvotes.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 7, 2022 5:33 AM |
I'm a criminally downvoted reply that was just trying to name their favorite coffee shop in the hood. Apparently I'm wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 7, 2022 5:36 AM |
I'm an obvious joke reply that says "ever notice that the lead singer of Foo Fighters looks an awful lot like the drummer of Nirvana".
I'm downvoted in the triple digits.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 7, 2022 5:40 AM |
[quote] I also had most of my karma from private, now deleted, subs.
Do you happen to know which subs those were, R38? I’m morbidly curious.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 7, 2022 8:10 AM |
I'm the autistic poster with ADHD.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 7, 2022 8:43 AM |
I'm the amateurs therapists, telling you to ditch your parter, family and in laws because they are narcissists, they are abusing you, all I see is 🚩🚩🚩 and gaslighting!!
Our average age is 19 years old.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 7, 2022 8:54 AM |
R29 this is probably the number one reason I ditched Reddit.
I am the army of ever-vexing bots whose creators watch over them from their dark lairs with their Cheetos-stained faces and bang their fists upon the keyboard when they get downvoted.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 7, 2022 8:57 AM |
I am the mental health issues, the autism and the ADHD that the majority of posters claim to suffer.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 7, 2022 9:00 AM |
I am the dizzying array of useless bots that pop up to post 7 full paragraphs of off-topic bullshit when someone accidentally types "ect" instead of "etc" or some such shit no one else gives a fuck about.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 7, 2022 9:14 AM |
I'm the fat frau brigade that stinks up the HGTV subreddit.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 7, 2022 3:56 PM |
I’m the FTM trans that posts at least once a week asking if gay men would date “him” and if not, why.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 7, 2022 6:28 PM |
I'm 4Chan. I'm the reason Reddit even exists.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 7, 2022 6:56 PM |
Yes, R66, and shows up at gay sex parties getting pissed off that nobody wants to play with her 'shenis'.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 7, 2022 7:35 PM |
R68 Blah! I hope these stories are just urban legends. I read one that was suppose to be a true account. I can’t imagine anyone staying at the party after they saw one (ftm) there.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 7, 2022 11:31 PM |
R69, it is not at all an urban legend. My friends who go to such parties tell me of the appearance of "Sheenis Easton" every fucking time.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 7, 2022 11:33 PM |
I'm a whiny RN cunt who can't be grateful for a fucking paycheck and I constantly bitch moan and complain on r/nursing about not being paid enough even though I work in a hospital where some people outside the clinical departments barely get by on their meager paychecks. I also think I'm so much better than everyone else in society.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 8, 2022 4:39 AM |
I'm the superior medical treatment that R71 receives compared to anyone else who isn't a doctor or a billionaire.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 8, 2022 5:02 AM |
I'm Datalounge. I was Reddit before Reddit was Reddit.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 8, 2022 5:06 AM |
I’m the fourth grade reading level.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 8, 2022 5:12 AM |
Am I the only one who likes Reddit? If you just filter out the most popular subs and stick to your specific interests it’s a great forum, I think. I just follow some specific history and gardening subs as well as a few others related to my various hobbies. . . People in those sorts of Reddit subs are fun to interact with.
If you go with the default subs with millions of people on them you’re basically hanging out w tons of kids making stupid comments. . .
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 8, 2022 5:53 AM |
I'm the tranny trying out shis new transition outfit / makeup / look.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 8, 2022 6:19 AM |
R75 I love Reddit, but I use it exactly like you. It's very very informative in those corners, but the general chatter subs are a dumpster fire.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 8, 2022 6:53 AM |
I'm the relatively interesting thread topic you've found on a Google search, but when you click on me you find I've quickly veered off onto some weird incel tangent.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 8, 2022 7:00 AM |
Or you can come to Datalounge and get inundated with OCD loons who post non stop about "Theatre Gossip", "Meghan Markle", "Gap store playlists", "Gays and tennis", "Queen Elizabeth"...
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 8, 2022 7:26 AM |
I'm the benign side of Reddit, discussing things like the Red Hot Chili Peppers latest album and which RCHP album is your favorite, or the pros and cons of moving to Minneapolis, Atlanta, or any other city, or what's a good small SUV to buy.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 8, 2022 8:21 PM |
I’m “ask men” .
I’m a 24 year old virgin and know everything about women.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 8, 2022 8:32 PM |
I'm the "kind stranger" being thanked for the silver. Or the gold. Or whatever ferkakte bling they've been awarded for posting some drivel that affirmed the opinions of the Hive Mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 8, 2022 8:45 PM |
I'm the post that was immediately deleted without any explanation. I was on topic and expressed no controversial opinions. I contained no risqué words.
The poster who wrote me pores over the subreddit rules, trying to figure out which one he broke. The answer is none. Just cunty mods doing their cunty mod thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 8, 2022 8:50 PM |
I'm sob stories. So many sob stories. All inundated with "you go girl" comments that encourage further self pity.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 8, 2022 8:53 PM |
I'm Metafilter. I was Reddit years before Reddit was Reddit.
And I eventually drowned in the same toxic echo-chamber culture.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 8, 2022 8:58 PM |
I'm the verbose, overly-technical, pseudo-academic bullshit responses to simple questions.
I come from underachievers who have something to prove on the internet that that they cannot in real life. If they had any friends at all, and if they ever left their basement, they would probably play Magick The Gathering and speak in awful fake Scottish accents all night over craft beer.
You know the type.
But they can't even do THAT.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 8, 2022 11:24 PM |
R87 Craft Beer has a long and fascinating history. It began as a trend in the early aughts, particularly in the mountain west and West Coast. Brew enthusiasts quickly became enamored with the sheer variety, richness, and depth of hops available. While this trend became ripe for parodies about so called hipsters and their fussy tastes, no one could deny that the beer world was now permanently transformed.....
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 9, 2022 12:52 AM |
R89, thank you for cutting that short before I clawed my eyeballs out.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 9, 2022 12:58 AM |
I'm the monogamy subreddit. I'm full of insecure people who feels bullyed just because many people don't believe in monogamy.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 9, 2022 1:07 AM |
R89, "I see what you did there."
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 9, 2022 1:11 AM |
I'm an entitled bride planning her on wedding on r/weddingplanning. I spend half of the time whining about how my future mother in law wants involvement in the wedding. I act as if only my family matters when it comes to the wedding.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 9, 2022 3:52 AM |
I'm the omnipresent and misguided food fear-mongering. Whenever someone mentions popcorn as a healthy snack, I chime in with "those GMOs though...🥺" even though popcorn has never been GMO as it is a completely different type of corn than the foodstuffs corn.
That's just one of the more common misconceptions peddled on Reddit. Any food you can think of, there is Redditor out there just waiting for you to mention it so that can drop some wisdom, half informed by a Facebook meme about corn and half informed by some weirdass quack doctor whose YouTube videos they fell asleep to while vaping what they think is "Delta 8", whatever the fuck that means.
Yes, they're the real experts on what you should put into your body. We can see your post history dumbass, we know you're eating hotdogs and spending 16 hours a day on your ass "gaming" when you're not asleep or playing doctor on Reddit.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 9, 2022 3:55 AM |
I'm the suicide hotline that the trolls spam you with when you have any opinion outside the groupthink.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 9, 2022 4:03 AM |
Thanks for the laugh R94!
I am the obsession with cats that somehow seems to permeate each and every subreddit in one way or the other. In fact, the very unpredictable behaviour of "redditors" – they may cheer you on or vote you down, you never know – reminds one of cats.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 9, 2022 9:31 AM |
I'm a million angry neckbeards, trans activists, edgy autistic teens, and SJW Karens loaded for bear. We're waiting to pounce on the most anodyne of comments and spew our ad hominem attacks.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 9, 2022 3:32 PM |
I'm "^^^^This. A thousand times this."
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 9, 2022 3:33 PM |
We're the insufferable tween Drag Race stans.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 9, 2022 5:14 PM |
I'm the neckbeard who replies to a thread with some obscure offtopic tv or movie quote, followed by a bunch of other neckbeards adding more quotes.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 9, 2022 6:51 PM |
I'm the Hilaria Baldwin subreddit. My subject is awful, no doubt, but my posters are even worse! They think Hilaria and Ireland send them hidden messages through their Insta posts. They spend hours every day poring over Baldwin social media, painstakingly detailing Hilaria's shitty parenting and flat out making up thr rest of it, meanwhile, their own poor kids go neglected and wonder why their moms are more obsessed and worried about some stranger's kids than their own!
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 9, 2022 7:30 PM |
I’m the teenager with a horrible voice that sings live and gets dozens of compliments because she is an attractive straight female and Reddit is full of horny hetero men.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 9, 2022 8:10 PM |
I have never been banned from anything in my life, besides posting on Reddit forums. They are so sensitive. I got banned for body shaming from the below deck subreddit because I pointed out that a cast member was too out of shape to be on only fans. I also got banned from Am I the asshole for telling the person to stick something up his ass (he was a homophobe).
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 9, 2022 8:13 PM |
Ayyyyyo! I'm all the white guys with black avatars, YKWIM!
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 9, 2022 8:30 PM |
I’m discussions of narcissism, gaslighting, lovebombing and no-contact.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 9, 2022 9:32 PM |
I'm the "cutters" posting on the AskADoc sub. We post photos here several times a day, every day, asking if our shallow, one-inch forearm cuts needs stitches, is it an emergency, is it infected? We caution would-be repliers NOT to ask us how we got it or comment on anything EXCEPT the severity of the cut itself.
We secretly hope a Reddit doctor will fall in love with us out of pity.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 9, 2022 10:43 PM |
I'm the Onlyfans whore infesting the "regular guy" subreddits trolling for attention and business.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 10, 2022 1:53 AM |
I'm one of the Women Over 30 who uses Reddit to promote my Only Fans. You can tell from my hair and makeup that I've lived my whole life in a Midwestern town, probably in the rust belt; a town where time stopped in 2002.
Two weeks ago I put on a string bikini and posed with several bags of ALDI frozen chicken strips pressed against my body and I posted the photos to the ALDI subreddit. It was downvoted to hell and back by people who take themselves way too seriously. A fucking ALDI reddit. I started to feel like the loserest loser who ever losered when apropos of nothing, someone piped up with "It doesn't bother me, I'm asexual."
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 10, 2022 3:18 AM |
Then the humorless Aldi mod deleted it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 10, 2022 3:21 AM |
That is a rough looking woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 10, 2022 4:34 AM |
I am Donald Trump. I broke certain Redditors beyond repair. Time has moved on, the country has moved on, but they cannot.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 10, 2022 1:29 PM |
I’m your husband’s boyfriend.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 10, 2022 2:33 PM |
That sure shut ‘em up, R114!
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 11, 2022 6:49 AM |
I'm the people who think that Brian Laundrie was framed.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 11, 2022 6:57 AM |
I'm the sentences that begin with filler words. "I mean, I would . . . " Worse: "Like, I think . . ." People who use 'like" in nearly every sentence when they speak sound like morons. But to waste a second typing out the stupid, unnecessary word really makes a person look like a jackass.
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 11, 2022 7:01 AM |
I’m old.Reddit.com. OP should try me.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 11, 2022 7:02 AM |
R117, “I mean..." makes me want to strangle someone. The worst is when they don't even follow it up with anything. "I mean..." is the complete thought, the entire post.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 11, 2022 7:10 AM |
I'm the over-40 users who are having flashbacks to the 1990s Internet News Groups (e.g. rec.arts.tv.soaps).
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 11, 2022 7:12 AM |
R104, I was banned from the plastic surgery group for a month for telling a poster "don't have surgery, your nose is already perfect".
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 11, 2022 7:13 AM |
I'm the data loungers using the R&R subreddits as a replacement for Craigslist.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 11, 2022 7:14 AM |
I'm the thread titles with suicide threats in the "mental health" and "depression" subreddits.
If you reply to me, and post something positive to try to convince OP to hold on, you will be downvoted.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 11, 2022 7:16 AM |
I'm the poster bitching and moaning about being downvoted.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 11, 2022 7:17 AM |
I'm the Duggarsnark subreddit. I used to be an edgy place where people dropped their one-liners and moved along. Now the mommy brigade has taken over, and they fill threads with tangents about how far apart their kids' births are spaced, how many kids they have, etc.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 11, 2022 7:19 AM |
I’m the mommy brigade and I ruin every interesting Reddit forum. Watch me divert every conversation toward the antics of my kids or husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 11, 2022 9:08 AM |
I'm the endless reposts of stupid memes that weren't funny the first 10 times they were posted.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 11, 2022 1:11 PM |
I’m the dumpster behind Wendy’s where I provide “services” in order to buy more Meme-stocks.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 11, 2022 1:18 PM |
I'm the mom who still doesn't get why making their autistic children drink a little bleach was such a big deal.
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 11, 2022 5:54 PM |
I'm the response "This is the answer", when responding to somebody's very generic opinion. As if there is only one choice when being asked your favorite Pho choice in the City.
Similar to when DLers say "Thread Closed".
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 12, 2022 2:10 PM |
I never thought my post would get so much attention!!
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 13, 2022 9:40 PM |
I'm the post "fuck this guy" as a response to an objectively terrible man". In many years of posting, this one post will be my greatest achievement on Reddit, yielding over 3 thousand upvotes.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 14, 2022 5:22 AM |
I’m the chillbros downvoting snark that isn’t heavily chill.
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 14, 2022 5:27 AM |
I'm the poster in /gaybros who asks why I'm being ghosted by the guy I met two weeks ago. All I did was text him non-stop everyday 24 hours a day since he took his dick out of my mouth. He said I was cute.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 14, 2022 11:08 PM |
I'm the
Edit: OMG this comment blew up! Wow I dont know what to say, this is so cool, thank you so much for the awards kind stranger!!!! This is my most upvoted post eveeeeerrr omgggg.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 14, 2022 11:26 PM |
