I'm the mysterious "friend" who starts many GoFundMes for people, thus making it seem less like begging.

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reply 21

July 17, 2021 1:25 AM

I'm the person who hasn't bothered to set up a GoFundMe but posts their CashApp or other payment link, for very important things.

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July 16, 2021 5:39 PM

What the fuck is a black DID system???

by Anonymous

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July 16, 2021 5:46 PM

We’re the original cast of [italic]Good Times[/italic] trying to raise money for a movie after Sony announced a reboot that ultimately fell through.

by Anonymous

reply 4

July 16, 2021 5:58 PM

Idk R3 but it needs gluten free food

by Anonymous

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July 16, 2021 6:08 PM

I'm Don Bluth trying to remind people I'm still alive by raising money for a demo reel to raise money for an actual [italic]Dragon's Lair[/italic] feature film. This is what I'm reduced to. Begging from fans so I can raise money the real way.

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July 16, 2021 6:11 PM

I'm the news article that basically says you were duped if you donated.

by Anonymous

reply 7

July 16, 2021 6:18 PM

I'm the FABULOUS photo of the person requesting the money.

by Anonymous

reply 8

July 16, 2021 7:41 PM

I'm Europeans in shock when they find out Americans need GoFundMe pages to cover medical expenses.

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reply 9

July 16, 2021 7:48 PM

I'm the $15000 request for funeral expenses. About $2500 of this will actually go on the service and cremation, the rest will be spent on a long holiday at a spa hotel beach resort complete with new wardrobe.

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reply 10

July 16, 2021 8:00 PM

I'm the American snickering at Europeans, like R9, who actually think these grifter scum are trying to pay their debts, medical or otherwise.

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July 16, 2021 8:04 PM

I'm the one wondering how Brett Butler's NeedDrugsMe is doing...

...I see it is snailing along nicely, but the "friend" who put it up was getting impatient at some point. Hey asshole, you can start taking money out of it at any point before goal. (Unless they changed that rule. Don't think they have)

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reply 12

July 16, 2021 8:11 PM

Someone should start a business where they pretend to be x's "friend" and set up a GoFundMe/promote it for the person, and take a nice 15% cut off the top.

by Anonymous

reply 13

July 16, 2021 11:20 PM

R1 r2

CPTSD - Complex post-traumatic stress disorder = Hot Tranny Mess

DID Dissociative identity disorder (think Sybil, United States of Tara, Split)

by Anonymous

reply 14

July 16, 2021 11:34 PM

Incidentally, I saw someone on Twitter trying to shame everyone into not calling DID a mental disorder, as in, "it's even better because there's more than one of you!"

Remember when things were actually considered a problem, and not yet another way to turn yourself into a "unique" individual?

by Anonymous

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July 16, 2021 11:43 PM

I'm the Evangelical Christian who only donates to other Evangelical Christians. If you're an Atheist, or a Jew, or a Muslim, or a Hindu, or one of those fake Christian sects like Catholics, Episcopalians, Presbyterians. et al., Jesus wants you to suffer and die, so you're not getting a penny. Maybe I'll extend some thoughts and prayers and be grateful for that.

by Anonymous

reply 16

July 17, 2021 12:09 AM

It's not easy being a single parent and raising two wonderful children. I know a lot of you aren't rich, but I need your help to provide my kids with a nice Christmas this year. I just need enough to cover a couple of presents, a tree, and a Christmas Dinner, so I'm only setting the goal at $5000.

by Anonymous

reply 17

July 17, 2021 12:18 AM

I am the donations reaching only the half way goal. How sad.

by Anonymous

reply 18

July 17, 2021 12:19 AM

I’m Jim Gaffigan giving $100 to Brett Butler’s GoFundMe because someday this could be me.

by Anonymous

reply 19

July 17, 2021 1:17 AM

I'm the "bills that need to be paid," hence the GoFundMe, even though a big percentage of people struggle with their bills.

by Anonymous

reply 20

July 17, 2021 1:24 AM

I'm the incredibly short time between difficult life event -- like losing a job -- and the creation of the GoFundMe.

by Anonymous

reply 21

July 17, 2021 1:25 AM