Mouth-wateringly hung Marine from Bravo's Below Deck. His star is rising almost as fast as my pants, but why is he not on Season 5?!

Any info on this beautiful man is appreciated.

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by Anonymous

reply 30

September 7, 2019 11:07 PM

And don't forget to say hi! He's extremely sweet. ;-)

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September 6, 2017 3:43 AM

Why doesn't he have pubic hair? Is he trying to tempt pedophiles?

by Anonymous

reply 2

September 6, 2017 3:45 AM

Maybe he's trying to make it look bigger. That's like trying to gild the lily.

by Anonymous

reply 3

September 6, 2017 3:49 AM

That could feed *A LOT* of hungry little homosexuals.

by Anonymous

reply 5

September 6, 2017 4:00 AM

That naked peen looks ridiculous. What a waste of an otherwise perfect dick.

by Anonymous

reply 7

September 6, 2017 4:46 AM

How can someone that hot have such a boring Instagram?

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reply 8

September 6, 2017 5:56 AM

Ugh, the shaved cock is gross.... Let the hair grow out and he'd be hot..

by Anonymous

reply 10

September 6, 2017 6:35 AM

He's from a conservative Texas family but seems to be extremely sexual. He pinged on his two Below Deck appearances, despite Bravo's best efforts to portray him as a pussy hound. I can picture him wanking that untameable thick shaft on a daily basis. Yes, sir.

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reply 11

September 6, 2017 6:47 AM

He has the most luscious, kissable lips.

by Anonymous

reply 12

September 6, 2017 6:51 AM

Pencil dick, my partner is longer & twice as thick

by Anonymous

reply 13

September 6, 2017 6:54 AM

Just watched BD S2 and went looking for this. Thank god for the datalounge!

by Anonymous

reply 15

September 7, 2019 4:50 PM

Poor thing needs to finish puberty

by Anonymous

reply 16

September 7, 2019 5:02 PM

Kelly is such a tall hunk. Beautiful.

by Anonymous

reply 17

September 7, 2019 5:22 PM

Looks like Kelley has a youtube series (of course) about something like military man teaches men how to men? Has anyone seen it? I can't get over his new "unwashed chic" look, it's awful!

by Anonymous

reply 18

September 7, 2019 7:43 PM

His dangus is nothing special.

It is shaved to make it look bigger.

And his dangus is UGLY. I hate dangai that are shaped like that.

No THANKS!

by Anonymous

reply 19

September 7, 2019 7:51 PM

OK once again someone with three fucking names. Why can’t he just be Kelley Johnson? I wish these gays would stop adding middle names to seem more bougie.,

by Anonymous

reply 20

September 7, 2019 7:54 PM

R10-You are 100% correct. Shaved pubic hair is not only pointless it's a TOTAL turnoff.

by Anonymous

reply 21

September 7, 2019 7:56 PM

Bald pubes is such a bad look on a man.

by Anonymous

reply 22

September 7, 2019 7:58 PM

What a fun thread. I can't believe it this close to turning into a debate about shaved pubes.

by Anonymous

reply 23

September 7, 2019 8:25 PM

I think he looks great pubes or not in the photos. Not as much in his current photos.

The link preview photo below is out of date I think.

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reply 24

September 7, 2019 9:30 PM

Andy Cohen's new Manny (with benefits)

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reply 25

September 7, 2019 10:08 PM

Beautiful hairless coin slot with light pink ridges

by Anonymous

reply 26

September 7, 2019 10:27 PM

Here he is looking homeless and unwashed. I want upper-class preppy kelley back, not the lower-class fisherman kelley he's giving us right now.

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reply 28

September 7, 2019 11:00 PM

Its funny, If he has ball hair and pubes, AND looks like he does in R28-

I would TAKE THAT MEAT TO THE BASE!!!!! (Even though the shape is ugly. I'll close my eyes)

However, if he is still clean cut and has that hairless DINGUS, I WILL PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 29

September 7, 2019 11:04 PM

r29 If your type is hairy and homeless then you must LOVE Seattle!

by Anonymous

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September 7, 2019 11:07 PM