Why did he cut off all of his wife's hair???

Is he on the DL?

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October 31, 2018 8:04 PM

He's HOT goddamn you R1!!!!

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December 6, 2016 1:56 AM

[quote] Why did he cut off all of his wife's hair???

His hobby is making cushions.

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December 6, 2016 1:58 AM

Sherri Papini is a deplorable!

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December 6, 2016 2:07 AM

Which one of these people abducted Sherri?

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December 6, 2016 2:08 AM

I hear Mr. and Mrs. Papini love Jesus.

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December 6, 2016 2:19 AM

R5 They both have odd mouths. And those gums of hers! Jeezus - feed her a sugar cube!

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December 6, 2016 3:29 AM

For the groomsmen: black, the color of evil For the bridesmaids: dark rusty-red, the color of dried blood

What a tasteless bitch.

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December 6, 2016 3:41 AM

Damn, that is an ugly wedding. And the bride and groom wore white?

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December 6, 2016 3:44 AM

Keith is shorter and smaller than I thought. He's probably with this mentally ill broad because he couldn't land anyone else.

Reddit comment:

" ... Tommy the Texan has a scathing analysis of Gamble's suffering from Short Man's Syndrome, a very real social diagnosis, which requires him to display manly posturing and language in order to make up for his unprepossessing appearance and failures in the business world. Well, I saw the little bantam rooster on 20/20, and he lived down to everything described: his metrosexual hair styling; his jacket collar rolled up for a more thuggish, James Dean flavor; his obvious facial desperation to be seen as a rugged, competent MAN.

What surprised me was that Keith is also a short fellow with similar failings; however, he can't manage to conjure up any semblance of masculinity, only a tepid adolescence still remaining at the age of 32. I suppose I should have expected this since he comes across as Sherri's brother in those photos, not a protective husband.

If the sheriff is not playing Columbo in this transparent case, then something is terribly awry."

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December 6, 2016 6:41 PM

I'm sure he has a nice pappini!

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December 6, 2016 10:17 PM

I'm going to name a drink the "Papini Pumptini" in honor of this brave man!

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December 7, 2016 12:37 AM

I think he is handsome. I'd fuck him. WHat's the verdict. Is he gay?

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December 7, 2016 12:49 AM

He has a Pinterest so DL's verdict is YES.

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December 7, 2016 12:55 AM

Are you blind, R16? Yes, he is gay.

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December 7, 2016 12:58 AM

Lol...where are you guys getting that he's gay?

Doesn't he have a shitload of kids with the crazy lady?

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December 7, 2016 1:47 AM

Being married with kids has never stopped DL before and Keith Papini won't stop DL now.

by Anonymous

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December 7, 2016 1:50 AM

Yes, where are the Keith Papini nudes?

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December 7, 2016 1:56 AM

Would you settle for pics of him in his Best Buy uniform?

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December 7, 2016 2:09 AM

R24, post or stop teasing.

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December 7, 2016 12:38 PM

[10] and [11], haha! That's considered edgy in redneck land.

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December 7, 2016 4:46 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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December 7, 2016 4:54 PM

Is he the reason for the multiple threads?

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December 7, 2016 5:46 PM

Crop the wife out of the pictures and gaydar all over the country will start pinging.

by Anonymous

reply 30

December 7, 2016 5:52 PM

Everyone has different taste. I think he is adorable. I'd fuck him.

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reply 31

December 7, 2016 5:57 PM

Sorry, but he looks like Martin Short:

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December 7, 2016 5:57 PM

He wore white because he was also a virgin. Probably still is.

Maybe Sherri killed that other girl and this was her chance to divert suspicion.

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December 7, 2016 6:02 PM

He wears Abercrombie and Fitch.

Gay!

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December 7, 2016 6:13 PM

Sherri had the entire family arrayed in A & F and Old Navy too. I rather doubt that Keith had much say in anything concerning the family and their presentation to the outside world. I don't think he's gay.

I believe this comment from a local (just because I do)::

"I wish I could find it, but a few days ago I read a post on Facebook from someone who took their daughter to the same daycare the Papini's used. The woman said Sherri was a little high maintenance for the daycare provider. Sherri showed up late to the daycare a lot when dropping the kids off or picking them up. She also mentioned a confederate flag key chain their eldest child brought from home one day. She sounds like a piece of work. Keith always creeped me out, because he always seemed to be checking out us other moms."

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December 7, 2016 8:32 PM

[quote] Keith always creeped me out, because he always seemed to be checking out us other moms.

Sure, Miss Frau.

He was checking out the other DADS.

by Anonymous

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December 7, 2016 11:26 PM

Don't know who she is, but she looks like a 12yo band geek

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December 8, 2016 5:37 PM

Something about this broad and her obviously straight. not gay in the least bit despite everything pointing to the contrary husband doesn't sit well with me. I think some jelly guy wanted to teach them a lesson but chickened out once blondie's disappearance gained too much attention

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December 8, 2016 9:02 PM

r9 Shaddup. He's hot. Let's see your photo fat whore.

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reply 40

December 8, 2016 10:08 PM

Did she admit she made everything up?

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October 31, 2018 7:59 PM