Know anyone that purchased one of these homes in Lancaster, CA? An East Coast style house, designed by Martha Stewart, in Lancaster, CA seems so weird!

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October 27, 2020 1:32 AM

Lancaster?

Meth labs and neo-Nazi-wannabes. I don't know what Martha's doing in that hell-hole.

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October 26, 2020 2:41 PM

That looks like Chris Watts’ house.

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October 26, 2020 2:57 PM

Is Brianna Avenue at the intersection of Kayleigh Court and Jayden Lane?

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October 26, 2020 2:59 PM

Aren't KB Homes the nadir? The cheapest of the mass-produced homes?

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October 26, 2020 3:01 PM

Unbelievable to see carpet in the bathrooms.

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October 26, 2020 3:09 PM

Hideous. Looks more like Lancaster PA than CA.

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October 26, 2020 3:18 PM

Why is there no landscaping?

A couple of trees and maybe some bushes would certainly help.

Come on Martha. You have enough money.

This is just embarrassing.

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October 26, 2020 3:25 PM

Isn't Lancaster PA Amish Country, R6

Whereas Lancaster, CA is Meth Country?

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October 26, 2020 3:31 PM

No, that's absolutely Lancaster CA. I told you guys, meth labs and neo-Nazis. I wasn't exaggerating.

Lancaster and Palmdale Make Magazines List of Most Miserable Cities:

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October 26, 2020 3:38 PM

She's also selling frozen pizza and other snacks, now available in your grocer's freezer. And to think, she used to be seen as such a trendsetter for taste.

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October 26, 2020 3:42 PM

Usually display houses have all the bells and whistles the frauen love: stainless steel appliances, granite counter tops, hardwood floors, designer lighting. If you want all that shit, prepared to spend 80-100K more than the base price.

The house pictured is just the sort of crap you get for the base price: builders grade cheap shit, including ratty carpeting in the bathroom.

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October 26, 2020 3:44 PM

Nothing about that sad stucco house in the dirty desert says Martha Stewart. Are you sure that was one of the Martha models? Martha should have signed on with Toll Brothers. Now this house screams Martha to me.

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October 26, 2020 3:50 PM

Tackiest kitchen island I've ever seen.

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October 26, 2020 3:50 PM

Ugly, I would open a vein. The East coast does have a lot of those crappy looking faux stone farmhouse things, and they’re not a good thing anywhere.

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October 26, 2020 3:51 PM

I cannot imagine what terrors must be lurking within that bathroom carpeting! Considering all the beybeys and their pee-peeing everywhere, not to mention the types of adults who put red bath mats in beige bathrooms and style their living spaces with split-leather, recline sectional sofas. The biome growing within that one section of flooring alone will soon produce legged salamanders slogging from its murky depth, if not complete Homo sapiens modeled off whatever brand of Human inhabits that house of horrors.

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October 26, 2020 3:53 PM

Seems this happened 13 years ago, in 2007

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October 26, 2020 3:54 PM

The couple that founded KB Homes lived for decades in the Hart to Hart house in Brentwood.

KB Homes was founded on the principle that if you build houses without basements you save a ton of money in construction and buyers will pay the same price as a house with a basement.

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October 26, 2020 4:07 PM

I have no taste and even I can tell that's an abomination. For shame, Martha!

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October 26, 2020 4:08 PM

R18 - California houses don't have basements because of earthquakes.

Did this deal actually go through? 2007 was the start of the housing decline and this house, as mentioned above, is the lowest, cheapest, builder-grade materials in every fucking room.

Martha was lending her name out to everything for awhile there - remember her Kmart shit? And her paint?

She was selling her name like Trump for awhile there.

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October 26, 2020 4:19 PM

KB Homes was founded in Detroit where every house has a basement, but now they build everywhere. They’ve made billions of dollars building these things.

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reply 21

October 26, 2020 4:25 PM

If you put that nice Toll Brothers house in Lancaster, it would be a nice house in a shitty meth/neo-Nazi fillled neighborhood.

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October 27, 2020 1:25 AM

Tolls Brothers is another builder of absolute crap.

They just opened a huge new mid-rise apartment/shopping complex near me. Pruitt-Igoe had more charm when it opened.

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October 27, 2020 1:30 AM

I was just going by the picture, r23, I'm not actually vouching for any of these builders. I have no idea who they are, it's exactly the kind of "development" housing that makes my skin crawl.

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October 27, 2020 1:32 AM