Hello Joyce. Let's get down to the nitty gritty. Did you ever have sexual relations with John Ritter?

by Anonymous

reply 1

October 15, 2023 8:00 PM

Is the world a better place now, Joyce?

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reply 2

October 15, 2023 8:01 PM

Datalounge people- I have a question for you.

Should we vote to make Joyce DeWitt our NEW Vivian Vance.

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reply 4

October 15, 2023 8:03 PM

Suzanne is dead and you are asking for attention? CUNT.

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reply 5

October 15, 2023 8:10 PM

Did you kill Suzanne, Joyce?

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reply 6

October 15, 2023 8:11 PM

How much were you paid for that "reunion" with the She's The Sheriff STAR?

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reply 7

October 15, 2023 8:17 PM

What's for dinner, Joyce?

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reply 9

October 15, 2023 8:18 PM

John and Suzanne have a message for you, Joyce.

Offsite Link

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reply 10

October 15, 2023 8:21 PM

R4, I’m in love with that idea!

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reply 11

October 15, 2023 8:31 PM

You killed them all, didn’t you?

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reply 12

October 15, 2023 8:34 PM

Will you answer the fucking questions, Joyce? Are you dead, too?

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reply 13

October 15, 2023 8:35 PM

Well.. well... well, look who shows up now.

by Anonymous

reply 14

October 15, 2023 8:35 PM

Who's disliked more, you or Tina Louise?

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reply 15

October 15, 2023 8:40 PM

Is it true blondes have more fun?

... and make more money

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reply 16

October 15, 2023 9:04 PM

Just popping in to say I love you, Joyce! Big fan.

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reply 17

October 15, 2023 9:04 PM

Joyce,

Did your big box ever require retakes on Three's Company? Did you have to be miked differently because of the echo?

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reply 19

October 16, 2023 12:56 AM

Joyce...the last gal standing

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reply 20

October 16, 2023 1:54 AM

And standing center stage at your local dinner theater!

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reply 21

October 16, 2023 1:57 AM

Joyce, do you speak ill of the dead?

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reply 22

October 16, 2023 2:00 AM

Don’t listen to these queens, Joyce.

I have always found you to be the most decidedly attractive of all the roommates.

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reply 23

October 16, 2023 2:02 AM

How jealous were you? Really.

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reply 25

October 16, 2023 2:04 AM

Did you ever find Janet's motivation? Who kept changing your hair?

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reply 26

October 16, 2023 2:09 AM

Did Suzanne ever lend you her Thighmaster?

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reply 27

October 16, 2023 2:10 AM

Do you secretly own and use a ThighMaster? Or out of principle, have you always decided never to allow anything of Suzanne's in between your thighs?

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reply 28

October 16, 2023 2:18 AM

Do you still get residuals from those pantyhose commercials?

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reply 29

October 16, 2023 2:19 AM

Thighmaster my ass.

These legs came naturally

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reply 30

October 16, 2023 2:21 AM

Did Fred Grandy grab your pussy when you guest starred on The Love Boat?

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reply 31

October 16, 2023 2:34 AM

John Ritter was annoying. I never liked him. I hated the Jack Tripper character, especially when he pretended to be gay.

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reply 32

October 16, 2023 2:58 AM

R32 here. Sorry, wrong thread.

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reply 33

October 16, 2023 2:59 AM

Joyce, is your phone endlessly ringing, for comment?

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reply 34

October 16, 2023 3:00 AM

Did LeVar Burton ever go down on you? I heard black men aren't normally into doing that.

How big was his cock? Did he ever make you call him Toby in the sack?

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reply 35

October 16, 2023 3:05 AM

Dear Joyce,

Were you offend when Howard Cosell referred to you as "A diminutive package just bursting with sexuality" on Battle of the Network Stars?

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reply 37

October 16, 2023 3:33 AM

Joyce DeWitt was a DL meme long before Viv Vance came along, r4.

by Anonymous

reply 38

October 16, 2023 3:49 AM

At some point, mere survival ceases to be a virtue

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reply 39

October 16, 2023 3:59 AM

Lucy said Joyce made every episode of "Three's Company" a "master class in the art of slapstick. She was like Chaplin with B cups!"

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reply 40

October 16, 2023 4:02 AM

[quote] "A diminutive package just bursting with sexuality"

That actually sounds cute.

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reply 41

October 16, 2023 4:04 AM

Implicit in the question that Joyce was the Viv Vance of Three's Company is that Suzanne (may she Rest in Peace) was the Lucy!

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reply 42

October 16, 2023 4:08 AM

Second Pilot opening of Three's Company this one has our Janet in it and pre Suzanne Somers.

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reply 43

October 16, 2023 4:08 AM

Hi Joyce. Are you a Democrat, or are you a racist, anti-science, anti-vax asshole like Suzanne Somers?

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reply 44

October 16, 2023 4:10 AM

Joyce: Now that Suzanne has passed, her son and daughter-in-law surely will need help shilling on Facebook and Instagram for all the shampoos, moisturizers, self-help items, air purifiers and all similar items that Suzanne hawked for years. Would you have any interest in joining Bruce and Caroline in the constant barrage of videos pushing these items? They certainly could use your "celebrity" presence to help.

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reply 45

October 16, 2023 4:40 AM

I'm available to shill too!

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reply 46

October 16, 2023 4:45 AM

[quote]Hi Joyce. Are you a Democrat, or are you a racist,

Uhm, she took black cock.

by Anonymous

reply 47

October 16, 2023 11:59 AM

Dear Joyce, now that Susan is dead may God resist her sole I think you, me, and my good friend Erik e. Strata should re-shoe threes company, inc. I'm a natchural Christine snow! Call me at the Hollywood museum. I work there on the morning shits.! My home phone was turned off by the daytime drama mafia known as the Bells !)

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reply 48

October 16, 2023 1:12 PM

[quote]Uhm, she took black cock.

Gurl?!?!? 🫤

by Anonymous

reply 49

October 16, 2023 1:18 PM

I hear an original Thighmaster, in the box, mint condition is now like a gold bar on EBay

by Anonymous

reply 50

October 16, 2023 2:26 PM

Do you often get mistaken for Paula Deen now that you've gone grey?

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reply 51

October 16, 2023 2:35 PM

... and does the carpet match the drapes?

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reply 52

October 16, 2023 2:37 PM

Joyce, you really showed off your acting chops and dramatic rage on the Love Boat episode. Do you feel slighted that you were never nominated for an Emmy for that performance?

by Anonymous

reply 54

October 16, 2023 2:59 PM

Suzanne's estate has announced that she left a shocking memoir ("to be published only after my death") filled with incendiary revelations about her "Three's Company" trauma, including bullying, stalking, and side ponytail pulling on and off the set. It is called "Call Her MISS DeWitt."

by Anonymous

reply 55

October 19, 2023 6:25 PM

R23 I agree. Janet was the funniest and smartest character in the group. I happened to love her style changes and she was the cutest to me, too. Rocked that shag better than most, better than even Pat Benatar or Joan Jett.

Joyce, we love you! Glad you got (Janet) out of the flower shop!

by Anonymous

reply 56

October 19, 2023 6:33 PM

Joyce: What's next on your schedule? Appearing in "Nunsense" at the OYO Hotel in Vegas? "Golden Pond" at a Scranton dinner theater? "Sweet Bird of Youth" with the Macon, Georgia Community Theater Players? Perhaps a late-night informercial, hawking blenders with John Davidson?

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reply 57

October 21, 2023 3:38 AM

Joyce, why were you shown feeding goats during the opening credits of Three's Company while the other cast members were making us laugh?

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reply 58

October 21, 2023 4:49 PM

Does your hair grow, Joyce? Does it?

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reply 60

October 21, 2023 6:01 PM

I respect everybody who works. Good for Joyce.

by Anonymous

reply 61

October 21, 2023 6:23 PM

[quote]r61 I respect everybody who works. Good for Joyce.

Works? WORKS? Didn’t she run off to Tibet or somewhere for 20 years??

by Anonymous

reply 62

October 22, 2023 3:18 AM

She was working on HERSELF, r62!

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reply 63

October 22, 2023 5:47 AM

And all that time she could have been doing Lifetime Original Movies…

by Anonymous

reply 64

October 22, 2023 6:05 AM