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Is this the hottest man ever?

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by Anonymousreply 170September 29, 2023 11:00 AM

I crawl through glass to get a taste of his vomit

by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2021 10:21 PM

Hmmm... Guess it depends on what you like. The man has a remarkable body. His face? He is not ugly - but hottest ever? I don't know that anyone is gonna go THAT far with the praise.

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2021 10:23 PM

Great body. Meh face. Laughably bad personal style.

by Anonymousreply 3April 30, 2021 10:24 PM

Great body!!! But not the hottest man.

by Anonymousreply 5April 30, 2021 10:28 PM

Not the hottest but he is gorgeous. Great body, handsome face. Def my type. I love his features. Nice Latino with a hint of Afrolatino look going on.

by Anonymousreply 7April 30, 2021 10:31 PM

Is he gay or bi? It’s a no if neither.

by Anonymousreply 8April 30, 2021 10:32 PM

Smart enough not to cover himself with tatts.

by Anonymousreply 10April 30, 2021 10:35 PM

beautiful high definition VPL of uncut cock head.

by Anonymousreply 11April 30, 2021 10:36 PM

Handsome face and amazing body

by Anonymousreply 12April 30, 2021 10:37 PM

Bitch, I would ride his cock like a giddy cowgirl and suck on his face like a succubus!

by Anonymousreply 13April 30, 2021 10:38 PM

totally hot @ OP but even hotter when he was less ripped and a little hairier

by Anonymousreply 14April 30, 2021 10:38 PM

WHY do these hot men shave their fucking bodies ??? I will never understand that trend.

by Anonymousreply 15April 30, 2021 10:40 PM

[QUOTE] Smart enough not to cover himself with tatts.

He’s got a couple.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 30, 2021 10:40 PM

Nice pecs, good looking. How much does he charge?

by Anonymousreply 17April 30, 2021 10:41 PM

This motherfucker is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 18April 30, 2021 10:43 PM

R9, I'm equally jealous of that walk-in shower.

Had one in a hotel once with tile no-slip floor. I fell lin love.

by Anonymousreply 19April 30, 2021 10:43 PM

This is one man who isn’t for sale, R17.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 30, 2021 10:46 PM

In the absence of uncut sizemeat verificatia, we could not possibly comment.

by Anonymousreply 21April 30, 2021 10:48 PM

R15 Mostly in order to better show off their muscle definition. Some just don't like body hair on themselves.

by Anonymousreply 22April 30, 2021 10:49 PM

He should NEVER shave that treasure trail.

by Anonymousreply 24April 30, 2021 10:59 PM

Uh oh. R25 needs a basic ass white man, stat.

by Anonymousreply 26April 30, 2021 11:05 PM

Myopic, Cultural appropriator!

by Anonymousreply 27April 30, 2021 11:18 PM

R25 No worries. When we’re done, there won’t be any ethdick left to overwhelm you.

by Anonymousreply 28April 30, 2021 11:20 PM

"He doesn't NEED me to like him."

by Anonymousreply 32May 1, 2021 12:54 AM

R1 A friend of mine (born in 1939) used to say about Josh Groban "I'd eat a mile of his shit, just to see where it came from."

So, i just think it's funny more than anything, because I've also always thought Groban is delicious.

by Anonymousreply 34May 1, 2021 2:51 AM

R34 Your friend has a foul mouth.

by Anonymousreply 35May 1, 2021 2:52 AM

[QUOTE] Pec implants?

No, they’re just that perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 1, 2021 4:04 AM

Typical. Ride the 4, 5 or 6 train in NYC any day and you’ll see guys just like him.

by Anonymousreply 40May 1, 2021 1:31 PM

I need to move to NYC. What parts of NY are those trains? The Heights?

by Anonymousreply 41May 1, 2021 2:15 PM

There used to be so many more hot Puerto Rican men in NYC. Now I guess they are all in Orlando.

by Anonymousreply 43May 1, 2021 4:07 PM

Better at R16 with the belly fur.

by Anonymousreply 44May 1, 2021 4:12 PM

The outline of his cock in that pic, R46, is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 47May 1, 2021 8:17 PM

Proof DLers love ugly men.

by Anonymousreply 49May 2, 2021 2:54 PM

I gotta meet him. He’s stunning

by Anonymousreply 51May 2, 2021 5:46 PM

Has he gotten any new clients from starting this thread?

I guess we'll be able to decipher that from the different up-scale homes he starts posting on his IG.

by Anonymousreply 53May 2, 2021 5:52 PM

[quote]Is this the hottest man ever?

Without a doubt!

by Anonymousreply 54May 2, 2021 5:52 PM

We're not sure yet...he may have a lousy personality.

by Anonymousreply 56May 2, 2021 5:59 PM

Oh, I'm sure he does R56. The opposite RARELY--if ever--exists in a package like that.

by Anonymousreply 57May 2, 2021 6:03 PM

I wish DC had more Ricans

by Anonymousreply 60May 2, 2021 7:26 PM

He (Jordan) has a little, round, marble-like head. If that's your thing.

by Anonymousreply 62May 2, 2021 9:13 PM

[QUOTE] I wish DC had more Ricans

You like Latin guys, R60?

by Anonymousreply 64May 3, 2021 1:10 AM

I can't decide if the hottest man ever is Marlon Brando, David Gandy or this instaho Julian Latorre. I suppose OP its right and its Julio.

by Anonymousreply 65May 3, 2021 1:22 AM

R61 Brando is my favorite, but I find it interesting that Julian favors him a bit in R61. Just look at his facial features and expression in that gif…

Incidentally, Brando was a triple Aries and I have a 6 planet stellium in Libra, so I truly thirst for him. Ironically, I’m a Virgo which was Blanche DuBois’ sign.

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by Anonymousreply 66May 3, 2021 1:56 AM

Nice titties but put a bag over that head.

by Anonymousreply 67May 3, 2021 2:06 AM

He has a great face, Helen.

by Anonymousreply 69May 3, 2021 2:18 AM

I think his face is pretty average, but his body is amazing. But is that the work of steroids (not discounting his hard work and good genetics)?

by Anonymousreply 70May 3, 2021 2:25 AM

He would have to have a top's dick that isn't held in chains and shackled with foreskin that doesn't retract properly.

by Anonymousreply 71May 3, 2021 2:36 AM

Of course it's steroids, but it's still pretty.

by Anonymousreply 72May 3, 2021 2:58 AM

Boy,that gif in R74 sums him up rather perfectly I fear.

by Anonymousreply 75May 3, 2021 3:40 AM

R74 He’s got a teeny bit of Brando in his eyes, nose, and nonchalance.

by Anonymousreply 76May 3, 2021 3:42 AM

I love it. Very hot blatino muscle bro

by Anonymousreply 77May 3, 2021 5:38 AM

So what if it does, R75? You don’t like guys with self-confidence? Then you must not be bagging hot guys, cause they’re all like him. He’s a gym rat fitness model, he’s not gonna quote Byron in loving text messages. That’s what ugly guys have to do to keep someone in their life.

by Anonymousreply 78May 3, 2021 3:41 PM

Yeah, hot dudes tend to exude confidence, especially in the age of male fitness models and aesthetics bros

by Anonymousreply 79May 3, 2021 7:38 PM

He looks like he burps and farts and laughs about it.

by Anonymousreply 80May 4, 2021 2:22 AM

Jordan Torres, is that like a Judy Torres?

by Anonymousreply 82May 4, 2021 2:46 AM

The “she was faithful until she met me” caption immediately put me off. I can’t stand arrogance. Also, he’s obviously straight so I definitely have no use for him. Besides, his look is a dime a dozen in Miami.

by Anonymousreply 84May 4, 2021 2:53 AM

Of course they're all full of themselves but aren't they all to some degree?

by Anonymousreply 85May 4, 2021 2:56 AM

R86 Jordan, I think it's wonderfully fitting that I should finally be my true self in your big, capable hands!

by Anonymousreply 87May 4, 2021 3:36 AM

Hot as fuck. I would like to experience his uncut pinga firsthand.

by Anonymousreply 88May 4, 2021 11:31 AM

[quote] Besides, his look is a dime a dozen in Miami.

Here's my dime.

by Anonymousreply 89May 4, 2021 1:29 PM

[quote] Great body. Meh face. Laughably bad personal style.

He’s modeling for Fashion Nova.

by Anonymousreply 90May 4, 2021 1:30 PM

[QUOTE] Besides, his look is a dime a dozen in Miami.

Can you show us some of these guys on Instagram from Miami who look as good as Jordan, R84?

by Anonymousreply 91May 4, 2021 1:42 PM

Jordan is making an Onlyfans!

by Anonymousreply 92August 29, 2021 2:56 AM

Does he make conversation?

Can he discuss Proust?

Does he play with his Iphone at the dinner table?

by Anonymousreply 93August 29, 2021 3:03 AM

Proust? You enjoy putting your dates to sleep at the dinner table, R93?

by Anonymousreply 94September 4, 2021 9:08 PM

No. Not the hottest man ever.

His body is TOO studied.

by Anonymousreply 95September 4, 2021 9:21 PM

When do we get to see his beautiful penis and suckable foreskin in all of its intact glory? Don't retract the foreskin...I want to see it covering his dickhead. I'll slide his skin back and forth with my lips.

by Anonymousreply 96September 4, 2021 9:50 PM

He's just now making an Onlyfans???

by Anonymousreply 97September 5, 2021 12:26 AM

Nah you're alright, love.

by Anonymousreply 99October 3, 2021 1:59 PM

Objectively speaking, he's quite good-looking, but honestly I don't get that excited about him.

by Anonymousreply 105December 22, 2021 1:50 PM

Boring straight guy. Pass. I'm only interested in gay men.

by Anonymousreply 110December 22, 2021 3:43 PM

These “straight” guys only do this for male attention. That’s it. Even guys at my gym—obsessed with attention from males. Especially gay males.

by Anonymousreply 113January 3, 2022 2:28 AM

His pecs are nicely developed.

by Anonymousreply 115February 27, 2022 12:57 PM

He has tattoos, so the answer is automatically no.

by Anonymousreply 117April 16, 2022 8:29 PM

Jordan must make hundreds of thousands off Horny dudes

by Anonymousreply 118April 16, 2022 8:31 PM

He degraded himself with tatts, but he’s still drop dead hot

by Anonymousreply 119April 16, 2022 8:42 PM

His farts smell like Taco Bell.

by Anonymousreply 120April 16, 2022 9:29 PM

He’s Puerto Rican, R120.

by Anonymousreply 121April 16, 2022 11:20 PM

R120 shouldn’t have kept quiet instead of outing himself as supremely ignorant

by Anonymousreply 122April 17, 2022 12:30 AM

Puerto Rican men are basically given an unfair advantage in bodies - genetically ideal body shape and skin. And mostly larger size dick. IMO the most physically blessed people on earth,

by Anonymousreply 126April 25, 2022 3:34 AM

There’s this one Puerto Rican guy I found on IG, R126. He’s like the perfect man I’d design with a computer if I could. These Latin men are something else.

by Anonymousreply 127April 26, 2022 4:50 PM

He has a sugar daddy, yes? I can’t imagine a guy like him not having one.

by Anonymousreply 131August 19, 2022 3:18 AM

In OP's photo, he is posing like David. I believe it must be on purpose. But he switched the positions of the legs so his right leg is bent.

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by Anonymousreply 134August 26, 2022 2:08 PM

Jesus Mary and Fucking Joseph that picture at R133. Wow. I’m going to say something that may come off a tad racist but it’s my experience. I’ve had three LTR relationships with Puerto Rican guys. The best sex I’ve ever had in my life. Amazing kissers. Big fat cocks. But crazy as fuck in relationships. I know it’s a two way street but alot of drama

by Anonymousreply 135August 26, 2022 2:28 PM

He’s eye candy for sure . I hope he’s safe

by Anonymousreply 138September 3, 2022 1:19 AM

Another Insta-hooker dragging his net through a sea of horny, homely men and collecting their hard-earned money in his virtual G-string one dollar at a time?

Oh, yeah, sign me up. Enthralling, unique, visionary.

by Anonymousreply 145October 1, 2022 11:33 AM

R43 Yes it is an awesome community, incredibly gorgeous men are in Orlando and I’m super glad about that!

by Anonymousreply 147October 1, 2022 12:39 PM

Yeah, the Rican influx into central Florida has really visually enhanced the area

by Anonymousreply 148October 1, 2022 4:21 PM

Am I the only gay guy out there that finds this sort of muscular look a bit too extreme for me. I actually like a guy a little bit slimmer and without every muscle poking through his skin. And more body hair.

It's not that I don't think he looks good or anything, it's just not quite for me, but when I see so many posts of people raving about guys like this, I wonder what's wrong with me.

Haha, perhaps I'm just attracted to guys I find attainable, haha!

by Anonymousreply 150October 9, 2022 4:58 AM

[quote]Am I the only gay guy out there that finds this sort of muscular look a bit too extreme for me.

No, it’s making me asexual. It was hot back in the day because it was rare. Now, it’s abundant and awful.

by Anonymousreply 153December 18, 2022 11:09 PM

Face is very meh. Body is on point.

by Anonymousreply 155April 12, 2023 1:29 PM

R147 but then you remember you’re in Orlando and get depressed again.

I’d take a 5 in Brooklyn over a 10 in Orlando any day.

by Anonymousreply 156April 12, 2023 1:36 PM

Does he have a David Geffen?

by Anonymousreply 157April 12, 2023 1:46 PM

Geff tried to get him but JT denied his request.

by Anonymousreply 158April 12, 2023 2:39 PM

Apparently all the people flocking to Orlando disagree with r156

by Anonymousreply 160April 12, 2023 2:42 PM

R7-Gorgeous but not Hot

That sounds like an Oxymoron

by Anonymousreply 164June 23, 2023 1:55 PM

Sorry, Jordan - I mean, "OP" - [you're] not the hottest man ever.

by Anonymousreply 169September 29, 2023 10:29 AM

Throwback to when Insta previews were still allowed on DL...

by Anonymousreply 170September 29, 2023 11:00 AM