Joni Ernst is a cunt
Andrew Hansen
I hate her and her stupid haircut.
Also she looks like a closet caneface!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 3, 2020 2:37 AM |
What did she do to hurt you so much?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 27, 2019 2:20 AM |
The sight of her gross face hurts my eyes, R1.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 27, 2019 2:21 AM |
Also it looks like a rabbit died on her head
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 27, 2019 2:22 AM |
Closet caneface? It’s pretty much out in the open. Cane. Face. P
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 27, 2019 2:24 AM |
My best friend's hair looks exactly like Joni's, and my friend is the kindest, most incredible person I have ever met. An old California liberal in the best sense, and the complete opposite of Ernst.
Can't wait to tease her about this.🙊
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 27, 2019 2:25 AM |
She’s loosened up her look since she got a D-I-V-O-R-C-E earlier this year. She and her ex accused each other of infidelity!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 27, 2019 2:29 AM |
Where does she get her wigs, TV Guide?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 27, 2019 3:05 AM |
The hairstyle does her no favors.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 27, 2019 3:15 AM |
[quote]She and her ex accused each other of infidelity!
The other man
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 27, 2019 3:35 AM |
Favors? Her hair doesn’t say “I’m in charge”. It doesn’t say “I want to speak to someone in charge”.
It says “Boilermaker. Make it a double.”
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 27, 2019 5:33 AM |
Do you think Joni and Susan Collins bump pussies in private?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 27, 2019 5:56 AM |
Her hair looks like a really bad wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 27, 2019 6:02 AM |
She'd like to speak to the manager's manager.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 27, 2019 6:12 AM |
Her hair looks like an unkempt muff!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 27, 2019 6:14 AM |
That is definitely a WIG !
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 27, 2019 3:15 PM |
Yes it is a wig. That was part of the nasty stuff her ex revealed.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 27, 2019 3:19 PM |
Let's hope she is voted out in 2020 and goes back to work on the Hardee's biscuit line.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 27, 2019 3:23 PM |
She read the transcript of the Trump/Ukraine call and saw nothing there. Exactly what Iowa voters see when they consider Ernst.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 27, 2019 3:37 PM |
I think just the front piece is fake.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 27, 2019 3:46 PM |
Joni is odious but thinks she's really cool.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 27, 2019 6:15 PM |
She's a stupid bitch cunt. She hasn't read the whistleblower report because she's reading about ethanol.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 27, 2019 9:19 PM |
May I suggest Mister Ray's WigWorld?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 27, 2019 9:21 PM |
Apparently her husband beat the crap outta her so not even he can stand her.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 27, 2019 9:21 PM |
Perhaps Joni should try a Wynonna wig...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 27, 2019 9:51 PM |
She's too lazy to read the whistleblower report. Reading is hard!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 27, 2019 9:53 PM |
R31 Joni Ernst's Pussy is the name of my new punk band!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 27, 2019 9:58 PM |
Are we sure Joni has a pussy?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 27, 2019 10:52 PM |
Congress is too civilized these days. We need to have Maxine Waters and Joni get into a wig-snatching free-for-all.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 28, 2019 12:53 AM |
She thinks she's hot shit, but she's doesn't even rise to the level of cold diarrhea.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 28, 2019 1:18 AM |
Now we know what happened to Rod Blagojevich’s wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 28, 2019 1:39 AM |
She's a real cuntface, you know that?
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 28, 2019 1:40 AM |
[quote]She's a real cuntface, you know that?
How can she be so shitty to people? How can she STAND herself?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 28, 2019 12:59 PM |
What's that on your head? A WIG!
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 28, 2019 1:50 PM |
She looks like a real bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 28, 2019 5:13 PM |
R34, that would be a riot!
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 28, 2019 5:16 PM |
I think Auntie Maxine could easily take this stupid Iowa bitch
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 28, 2019 5:17 PM |
We don’t know who this little person is, but we approve of her hair!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 28, 2019 5:31 PM |
Somebody should forward this thread to Joni!
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 29, 2019 6:50 PM |
Does she still wear bread bags on her feet in winter? I bet she defecates outdoors and covers it with leaves.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 29, 2019 7:14 PM |
R47 she digs a shallow cat hole and squats and then she covers her litter with dirt.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 29, 2019 11:09 PM |
She has big dickface. I bet Joni's packin' a 9 incher
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 30, 2019 3:59 PM |
Who told her this was a good haircut?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 30, 2019 9:11 PM |
R51 She saw someone with it at the mall and decided it would look good on her.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 30, 2019 10:26 PM |
This dumb bitch got elected on the premise that she was going to Washington in order to “castrate” some people and “make ‘me squeal”.
So who exactly has the stupid cunt “neutered” so far???
I’m guessing nobody.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 30, 2019 10:31 PM |
[quote]she digs a shallow cat hole and squats and then she covers her litter with dirt.
She's much too full of shit for a shallow hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 30, 2019 11:41 PM |
I wore bread bags to school, y’all!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 30, 2019 11:49 PM |
She’s a Sear’s mannequin, in the men’s clothing department, circa 1975.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 1, 2019 12:00 AM |
[quote]She should have a mullet
I’ve already done that.
Party in the back, y’all.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 1, 2019 12:09 AM |
Stop it. Joni's wig-like hairdo looks absolutely fabulous - for 1967
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 1, 2019 12:17 AM |
One upon a time she was a ginger cunt. This is the only photo I can find of her with real hair. Admittedly, I didn't look that hard.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 1, 2019 1:33 AM |
I look at r61, I recall her pig-castration enthusiasm, and the hair bristles on my back stand straight up.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 1, 2019 6:25 AM |
Any update on her nasty divorce and her proclivity for nude sunbathing and adultery?
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 1, 2019 6:32 AM |
She must have to pay people to eat that puss, R63!
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 1, 2019 10:39 AM |
Am I the only who suspects that Joni might be a hermaphrodite? I imagine she has both male and female privates
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 1, 2019 10:42 AM |
Her pussy most definitely stinks!
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 2, 2019 5:53 AM |
I think of her more as a Barbie/Ken doll, genitalia-free.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 5, 2019 6:30 AM |
R69 is correct. I tried grabbing Joni down there and it was all smooth flesh and pelvic bone. No male or female parts.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 5, 2019 7:48 AM |
It's a mystery how she pisses without male or female anatomy. Personally I believe she pisses through her mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 5, 2019 7:56 AM |
Joni has been getting an earful and a half from her constituents this week re impeachment Trumpito won IA by six points and is currently down by 13.
Biggest recipient of NRA cash I'm the Senate. I for one will be glad to see hrr go.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 5, 2019 8:20 AM |
She had a hell of a time at her last town hall.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 6, 2019 8:41 AM |
[quote] nude sunbathing
Yuck! I did not need that image in my head.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 9, 2019 4:21 PM |
This bitch is so hideous. She should get some Korean plastic surgery to go with her plastic bag shoes.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 16, 2019 6:27 PM |
She is a true daddy worshipping survivor Frau.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 27, 2020 11:19 PM |
I think she's tremendous!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 27, 2020 11:33 PM |
Miz Lindzey showed Joni a new sex toy; but it's also a hog castration device.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 28, 2020 12:01 AM |
[quote] I hate her and her stupid haircut.
That's a WIG, baby!
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 28, 2020 12:09 AM |
R77 How dare you, Joni simply doesn’t do jackets the way I do!
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 28, 2020 12:14 AM |
I think that's called actually a lousy wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 28, 2020 12:38 AM |
She looks like a robot.
She’s absolutely fake and hideous.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 28, 2020 1:39 AM |
She as ugly as a mud fence.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 28, 2020 1:44 AM |
She’s like a hideous version of Sarah Palin.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 28, 2020 1:48 AM |
Looks like a possum died on her head.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 28, 2020 1:53 AM |
....... while we're on eva gabor's wig link...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 28, 2020 3:03 AM |
Tillis, Gardner, Ernst and Sen. Martha McSally (R-Ariz.) all have approval ratings beneath 40%. Ernst is toast! (Not our Ernst).
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 28, 2020 3:42 AM |
Does Joni have a wild marsupial bush "down there" too?
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 28, 2020 3:45 AM |
I’m guessing it’s more wispy and fluffy, and available right now for $92.55.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 28, 2020 3:53 AM |
I bet it looks like roadkill down there and smells just as nice!
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 28, 2020 3:55 AM |
R61: It looks like she was wearing a wig even back then.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 28, 2020 4:03 AM |
Whew. Thank goodness. R87.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 28, 2020 4:07 AM |
As my cunty mother would have said...
Oh. Well, she looks [italic]sturdy.[/italic]
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 28, 2020 4:08 AM |
This bitch has more wigs than Moira Rose.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 28, 2020 4:17 AM |
She looks like her breath stinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 28, 2020 6:07 AM |
These rethugs are in for a wipeout, statistically speaking.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 28, 2020 6:09 AM |
I bet she wipes back to front.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 28, 2020 8:34 AM |
I heard she scissors with Miss Lindsey Graham.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 28, 2020 8:36 AM |
Are we sure they're not transitioning?
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 28, 2020 11:13 AM |
Joni Ernst isn't a cunt. She is THE cunt. She is the GRAND POOBAH of cunts. The cunt is dead, long live the cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 28, 2020 2:20 PM |
We haven't even selected 2019's Cuntress of the Year and here is Ernst gunning for 2020! I hope she gets b*tch-slapped by a fat frau with bad skin.
And I am contributing to her Democratic opponent.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 28, 2020 2:57 PM |
She is in desperation mode at this point, sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 3, 2020 5:12 PM |
It’s too early to tell, but she isn’t starting from a strong position.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 3, 2020 5:41 PM |
She is desperate for a pussy grab.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 3, 2020 5:43 PM |
I don't think she has a pussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 9, 2020 10:06 PM |
She does not wear wigs. She has very thick hair and the miserable sense of style you would expect in a hard-assed Republican woman.
And just imagine what a bush she must be packin'.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 10, 2020 2:37 AM |
I'd like to bitch SLAP that wig right off her.
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 10, 2020 2:43 AM |
Total waste of oxygen, this tramp.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 10, 2020 2:45 AM |
It's Friday. She's still a cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 14, 2020 6:05 AM |
I bet she has a hairy puss
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 14, 2020 6:14 AM |
It’s Presidents Day, and she’s still a cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 18, 2020 12:50 AM |
Her favorability ratings have dropped 10% since 2019. Haha, cunt!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 23, 2020 5:50 PM |
I heard Joni's wearing a massive bread bag over her entire body to protect against coronavirus, and she's urging Iowans to do the same.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 24, 2020 1:25 AM |
Still a cunt. Just sayin'.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 29, 2020 9:52 PM |
Isn’t she up for re-election this year? Who is her challenger?
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 29, 2020 11:11 PM |
I'll bet there's coronavirus in that 'do.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 29, 2020 11:59 PM |
Does Joni's carpet match her drapes?
Is her ex hubby Gail on DL? We need to know.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 30, 2020 12:15 AM |
What's a "closet caneface"?
I tried Googling it.
Google say "no comprende"
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 30, 2020 12:17 AM |
Cane face = full-on lesbian. Usually semi-ambulatory and needs a cane or motorized device for mobility.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 30, 2020 3:02 AM |
Embarrassment to Iowa, along with our governor who refuses a stay-at-home order because she’s to red in her principles.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 31, 2020 4:42 AM |
She looks haggard for her age.
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 31, 2020 4:43 AM |
Pay no attention to her wig. Pay attention to the bread bags on her feet.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 31, 2020 6:20 AM |
Just checking, but I think she's still a cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 15, 2020 5:17 PM |
My god, I can't stand her politics but she is not an ugly woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 15, 2020 5:30 PM |
R132, sure when she wears a hat! WTF does she do to her hair?????
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 16, 2020 2:57 AM |
She needs to put a breadbag over her head.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 16, 2020 3:00 AM |