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Joni Ernst is a cunt

Writer Andrew Hansen

I hate her and her stupid haircut.

Also she looks like a closet caneface!

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by Anonymousreply 137June 3, 2020 2:37 AM

What did she do to hurt you so much?

by Anonymousreply 1September 27, 2019 2:20 AM

The sight of her gross face hurts my eyes, R1.

by Anonymousreply 2September 27, 2019 2:21 AM

Also it looks like a rabbit died on her head

by Anonymousreply 3September 27, 2019 2:22 AM

Closet caneface? It’s pretty much out in the open. Cane. Face. P

by Anonymousreply 4September 27, 2019 2:24 AM

My best friend's hair looks exactly like Joni's, and my friend is the kindest, most incredible person I have ever met. An old California liberal in the best sense, and the complete opposite of Ernst.

Can't wait to tease her about this.🙊

by Anonymousreply 5September 27, 2019 2:25 AM

She’s loosened up her look since she got a D-I-V-O-R-C-E earlier this year. She and her ex accused each other of infidelity!

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by Anonymousreply 6September 27, 2019 2:29 AM

Where does she get her wigs, TV Guide?

by Anonymousreply 7September 27, 2019 3:05 AM

The hairstyle does her no favors.

by Anonymousreply 8September 27, 2019 3:15 AM

[quote]She and her ex accused each other of infidelity!

The other man

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by Anonymousreply 9September 27, 2019 3:35 AM

Favors? Her hair doesn’t say “I’m in charge”. It doesn’t say “I want to speak to someone in charge”.

It says “Boilermaker. Make it a double.”

by Anonymousreply 10September 27, 2019 5:33 AM

Do you think Joni and Susan Collins bump pussies in private?

by Anonymousreply 11September 27, 2019 5:56 AM

Her hair looks like a really bad wig.

by Anonymousreply 12September 27, 2019 6:02 AM

She'd like to speak to the manager's manager.

by Anonymousreply 13September 27, 2019 6:12 AM

Her hair looks like an unkempt muff!

by Anonymousreply 14September 27, 2019 6:14 AM

That is definitely a WIG !

by Anonymousreply 17September 27, 2019 3:15 PM

Yes it is a wig. That was part of the nasty stuff her ex revealed.

by Anonymousreply 18September 27, 2019 3:19 PM

Let's hope she is voted out in 2020 and goes back to work on the Hardee's biscuit line.

by Anonymousreply 19September 27, 2019 3:23 PM

She read the transcript of the Trump/Ukraine call and saw nothing there. Exactly what Iowa voters see when they consider Ernst.

by Anonymousreply 20September 27, 2019 3:37 PM

I think just the front piece is fake.

by Anonymousreply 21September 27, 2019 3:46 PM

Joni is odious but thinks she's really cool.

by Anonymousreply 22September 27, 2019 6:15 PM

She's a stupid bitch cunt. She hasn't read the whistleblower report because she's reading about ethanol.

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by Anonymousreply 25September 27, 2019 9:19 PM

May I suggest Mister Ray's WigWorld?

by Anonymousreply 26September 27, 2019 9:21 PM

Apparently her husband beat the crap outta her so not even he can stand her.

by Anonymousreply 27September 27, 2019 9:21 PM

Perhaps Joni should try a Wynonna wig...

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by Anonymousreply 29September 27, 2019 9:51 PM

She's too lazy to read the whistleblower report. Reading is hard!

by Anonymousreply 30September 27, 2019 9:53 PM

R31 Joni Ernst's Pussy is the name of my new punk band!

by Anonymousreply 32September 27, 2019 9:58 PM

Are we sure Joni has a pussy?

by Anonymousreply 33September 27, 2019 10:52 PM

Congress is too civilized these days. We need to have Maxine Waters and Joni get into a wig-snatching free-for-all.

by Anonymousreply 34September 28, 2019 12:53 AM

She thinks she's hot shit, but she's doesn't even rise to the level of cold diarrhea.

by Anonymousreply 35September 28, 2019 1:18 AM

Now we know what happened to Rod Blagojevich’s wig.

by Anonymousreply 36September 28, 2019 1:39 AM

She's a real cuntface, you know that?

by Anonymousreply 37September 28, 2019 1:40 AM

[quote]She's a real cuntface, you know that?

How can she be so shitty to people? How can she STAND herself?

by Anonymousreply 39September 28, 2019 12:59 PM

What's that on your head? A WIG!

by Anonymousreply 40September 28, 2019 1:50 PM

She looks like a real bitch.

by Anonymousreply 41September 28, 2019 5:13 PM

R34, that would be a riot!

by Anonymousreply 42September 28, 2019 5:16 PM

I think Auntie Maxine could easily take this stupid Iowa bitch

by Anonymousreply 43September 28, 2019 5:17 PM

We don’t know who this little person is, but we approve of her hair!

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by Anonymousreply 44September 28, 2019 5:31 PM

Somebody should forward this thread to Joni!

by Anonymousreply 46September 29, 2019 6:50 PM

Does she still wear bread bags on her feet in winter? I bet she defecates outdoors and covers it with leaves.

by Anonymousreply 47September 29, 2019 7:14 PM

R47 she digs a shallow cat hole and squats and then she covers her litter with dirt.

by Anonymousreply 48September 29, 2019 11:09 PM

She has big dickface. I bet Joni's packin' a 9 incher

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by Anonymousreply 50September 30, 2019 3:59 PM

Who told her this was a good haircut?

by Anonymousreply 51September 30, 2019 9:11 PM

R51 She saw someone with it at the mall and decided it would look good on her.

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by Anonymousreply 53September 30, 2019 10:26 PM

This dumb bitch got elected on the premise that she was going to Washington in order to “castrate” some people and “make ‘me squeal”.

So who exactly has the stupid cunt “neutered” so far???

I’m guessing nobody.

by Anonymousreply 54September 30, 2019 10:31 PM

[quote]she digs a shallow cat hole and squats and then she covers her litter with dirt.

She's much too full of shit for a shallow hole.

by Anonymousreply 55September 30, 2019 11:41 PM

I wore bread bags to school, y’all!!

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by Anonymousreply 56September 30, 2019 11:49 PM

She’s a Sear’s mannequin, in the men’s clothing department, circa 1975.

by Anonymousreply 57October 1, 2019 12:00 AM

[quote]She should have a mullet

I’ve already done that.

Party in the back, y’all.

by Anonymousreply 59October 1, 2019 12:09 AM

Stop it. Joni's wig-like hairdo looks absolutely fabulous - for 1967

by Anonymousreply 60October 1, 2019 12:17 AM

One upon a time she was a ginger cunt. This is the only photo I can find of her with real hair. Admittedly, I didn't look that hard.

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by Anonymousreply 61October 1, 2019 1:33 AM

I look at r61, I recall her pig-castration enthusiasm, and the hair bristles on my back stand straight up.

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by Anonymousreply 62October 1, 2019 6:25 AM

Any update on her nasty divorce and her proclivity for nude sunbathing and adultery?

by Anonymousreply 63October 1, 2019 6:32 AM

She must have to pay people to eat that puss, R63!

by Anonymousreply 64October 1, 2019 10:39 AM

Am I the only who suspects that Joni might be a hermaphrodite? I imagine she has both male and female privates

by Anonymousreply 65October 1, 2019 10:42 AM

Her pussy most definitely stinks!

by Anonymousreply 67October 2, 2019 5:53 AM

I think of her more as a Barbie/Ken doll, genitalia-free.

by Anonymousreply 69October 5, 2019 6:30 AM

R69 is correct. I tried grabbing Joni down there and it was all smooth flesh and pelvic bone. No male or female parts.

by Anonymousreply 70October 5, 2019 7:48 AM

It's a mystery how she pisses without male or female anatomy. Personally I believe she pisses through her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 71October 5, 2019 7:56 AM

Joni has been getting an earful and a half from her constituents this week re impeachment Trumpito won IA by six points and is currently down by 13.

Biggest recipient of NRA cash I'm the Senate. I for one will be glad to see hrr go.

by Anonymousreply 72October 5, 2019 8:20 AM

She had a hell of a time at her last town hall.

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by Anonymousreply 73October 6, 2019 8:41 AM

[quote] nude sunbathing

Yuck! I did not need that image in my head.

by Anonymousreply 74October 9, 2019 4:21 PM

This bitch is so hideous. She should get some Korean plastic surgery to go with her plastic bag shoes.

by Anonymousreply 75October 16, 2019 6:27 PM

She is a true daddy worshipping survivor Frau.

by Anonymousreply 76January 27, 2020 11:19 PM

I think she's tremendous!

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by Anonymousreply 77January 27, 2020 11:33 PM

Miz Lindzey showed Joni a new sex toy; but it's also a hog castration device.

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by Anonymousreply 78January 28, 2020 12:01 AM

[quote] I hate her and her stupid haircut.

That's a WIG, baby!

by Anonymousreply 79January 28, 2020 12:09 AM

R77 How dare you, Joni simply doesn’t do jackets the way I do!

by Anonymousreply 80January 28, 2020 12:14 AM

I think that's called actually a lousy wig.

by Anonymousreply 81January 28, 2020 12:38 AM

She looks like a robot.

She’s absolutely fake and hideous.

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by Anonymousreply 82January 28, 2020 1:39 AM

She as ugly as a mud fence.

by Anonymousreply 83January 28, 2020 1:44 AM

She’s like a hideous version of Sarah Palin.

by Anonymousreply 84January 28, 2020 1:48 AM

Looks like a possum died on her head.

by Anonymousreply 85January 28, 2020 1:53 AM

....... while we're on eva gabor's wig link...

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by Anonymousreply 86January 28, 2020 3:03 AM

Tillis, Gardner, Ernst and Sen. Martha McSally (R-Ariz.) all have approval ratings beneath 40%. Ernst is toast! (Not our Ernst).

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by Anonymousreply 87January 28, 2020 3:42 AM

Does Joni have a wild marsupial bush "down there" too?

by Anonymousreply 89January 28, 2020 3:45 AM

I’m guessing it’s more wispy and fluffy, and available right now for $92.55.

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by Anonymousreply 90January 28, 2020 3:53 AM

I bet it looks like roadkill down there and smells just as nice!

by Anonymousreply 91January 28, 2020 3:55 AM

R61: It looks like she was wearing a wig even back then.

by Anonymousreply 92January 28, 2020 4:03 AM

Whew. Thank goodness. R87.

by Anonymousreply 93January 28, 2020 4:07 AM

As my cunty mother would have said...

Oh. Well, she looks [italic]sturdy.[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 94January 28, 2020 4:08 AM

This bitch has more wigs than Moira Rose.

by Anonymousreply 95January 28, 2020 4:17 AM

She looks like her breath stinks.

by Anonymousreply 96January 28, 2020 6:07 AM

These rethugs are in for a wipeout, statistically speaking.

by Anonymousreply 97January 28, 2020 6:09 AM

I bet she wipes back to front.

by Anonymousreply 98January 28, 2020 8:34 AM

I heard she scissors with Miss Lindsey Graham.

by Anonymousreply 99January 28, 2020 8:36 AM

Are we sure they're not transitioning?

by Anonymousreply 100January 28, 2020 11:13 AM

Joni Ernst isn't a cunt. She is THE cunt. She is the GRAND POOBAH of cunts. The cunt is dead, long live the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 102January 28, 2020 2:20 PM

We haven't even selected 2019's Cuntress of the Year and here is Ernst gunning for 2020! I hope she gets b*tch-slapped by a fat frau with bad skin.

And I am contributing to her Democratic opponent.

by Anonymousreply 103January 28, 2020 2:57 PM

She is in desperation mode at this point, sad.

by Anonymousreply 104February 3, 2020 5:12 PM

It’s too early to tell, but she isn’t starting from a strong position.

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by Anonymousreply 105February 3, 2020 5:41 PM

She is desperate for a pussy grab.

by Anonymousreply 106February 3, 2020 5:43 PM

I don't think she has a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 108February 9, 2020 10:06 PM

She does not wear wigs. She has very thick hair and the miserable sense of style you would expect in a hard-assed Republican woman.

And just imagine what a bush she must be packin'.

by Anonymousreply 110February 10, 2020 2:37 AM

I'd like to bitch SLAP that wig right off her.

by Anonymousreply 111February 10, 2020 2:43 AM

Total waste of oxygen, this tramp.

by Anonymousreply 112February 10, 2020 2:45 AM

It's Friday. She's still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 114February 14, 2020 6:05 AM

I bet she has a hairy puss

by Anonymousreply 115February 14, 2020 6:14 AM

It’s Presidents Day, and she’s still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 116February 18, 2020 12:50 AM

Her favorability ratings have dropped 10% since 2019. Haha, cunt!

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by Anonymousreply 117March 23, 2020 5:50 PM

I heard Joni's wearing a massive bread bag over her entire body to protect against coronavirus, and she's urging Iowans to do the same.

by Anonymousreply 118March 24, 2020 1:25 AM

Still a cunt. Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 119March 29, 2020 9:52 PM

Isn’t she up for re-election this year? Who is her challenger?

by Anonymousreply 121March 29, 2020 11:11 PM

I'll bet there's coronavirus in that 'do.

by Anonymousreply 122March 29, 2020 11:59 PM

Does Joni's carpet match her drapes?

Is her ex hubby Gail on DL? We need to know.

by Anonymousreply 124March 30, 2020 12:15 AM

What's a "closet caneface"?

I tried Googling it.

Google say "no comprende"

by Anonymousreply 125March 30, 2020 12:17 AM

Cane face = full-on lesbian. Usually semi-ambulatory and needs a cane or motorized device for mobility.

by Anonymousreply 126March 30, 2020 3:02 AM

Embarrassment to Iowa, along with our governor who refuses a stay-at-home order because she’s to red in her principles.

by Anonymousreply 128March 31, 2020 4:42 AM

She looks haggard for her age.

by Anonymousreply 129March 31, 2020 4:43 AM

Pay no attention to her wig. Pay attention to the bread bags on her feet.

by Anonymousreply 130March 31, 2020 6:20 AM

Just checking, but I think she's still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 131April 15, 2020 5:17 PM

My god, I can't stand her politics but she is not an ugly woman.

by Anonymousreply 132April 15, 2020 5:30 PM

R132, sure when she wears a hat! WTF does she do to her hair?????

by Anonymousreply 133April 16, 2020 2:57 AM

She needs to put a breadbag over her head.

by Anonymousreply 134April 16, 2020 3:00 AM